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how did the kitteh get left in the matchbox?

WHAT is he MAKING #monsterDon

I need coffee for a Bingo.

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There are two fuckin' Belgians, a Marine, and Cop in this movie. How in the fuck has there been no coffee yet?

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Awesome, tiny kitty in a matchbox!

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This child is creepy with her dolls, I suppose that's why the Puppet Master tolerates her

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Fun trivia…

That little girl with the broken dolly is a very young Elizabeth Warren.

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"I go there whenever I'm lonely" ought to be code for "I have a truly staggering amount of pornography in there."

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RIP tiny kitten.

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isn't it strange that this guy creates this device and still makes a living working all alone in his doll factory.
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oh yeah perfect "officer you don't want to go in my room of loneliness" #monsterdon

Random free range child just walks into your factory which is on the fifth floor of an office building downtown all of this is normal and makes perfect sense #Monsterdon

KITTY #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Holy shit, this whole conversation with the kid is so much creepier knowing he shrinks people down into dolls
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"She's a bad doll" Little bit of "Bad Seed" in that delivery. Well done young Gordon. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

i think you could probably get pretty far with jumping out the window with like a piece of paper as a parasail #monsterdon

“It doesn’t do any good”

That’s because maybe you shouldn’t hit people (or dolls)
to make them behave

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Are we about to see a spanking sequence?

Matchbox cats, limited edition #monsterdon

"Oh, look! Isn't that cute!" As a very tiny cat appears from a matchbox.

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WUT?

Something about that child makes me believe her story is a lie.

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WHERE IS HER MOTHER?! FATHER?! NANNY?! #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople #PuppetPeople1958

#monsterdon Say there, sir, you're sure spilling a lot of molten plastic all over the place. Not that it's any of my business

"You ought to spank her when she disobeys"

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#Monsterdon Must be weird having a plastic manufacturing business on the fifth floor of an office building.

I want to see the child rip a head off the human dolls.

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"Yes I'm here for the Office Girl position?" #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

The sergeant stares at the sign wistfully, wishing that he could be that girl doing office work. #monsterdon #puppetPeople1958

Does the cat get its own tube? #monsterdon

I have a lot of questions about this dollmaking process.

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I'm shorthanded.. urgh...

"Nobody wants to work anymore!" #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

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also still waiting for any form of 'attack' from these puppet (doll) people

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@jammerb no, no, we saw it get taken down. magically, apparently, but it got taken down.

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You just know that old coot will next want to start doing porno stuff with the dolls. 🤦‍♂️

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Wanted. Girl Fop. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Yeah, they totally had enough time to un-shrink the dude.

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Time for a new protagonist already? #Monsterdon

everyone in the audience is hoping someone will get squished or stomped on with lots of graphical yuck

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He didn't notice the string on the doorknob?

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THANK GOODNESS THE MUSIC HAS FINALLY STOPPED! WHY IS IT STILL RINGING THOUGH? COULD SOMEONE ANSWER THAT PHONE??

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This is like a very bad Toy Story.

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"Quick, everybody get your clothes off so he thinks we were fucking!"

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Man the blond guy really is poured in to those pants isn't he #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

It's an elf-rope. It unties itself when you're finished with it.

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I do enjoy the giant-size sets they constructed #monsterdon

okay, Franz is a villain in the truest sense of the word, but i do feel for him trying to get rid of this guy.

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(don't worry, everything was fine, anything for a monsterdon joke!)

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Like getting the lasso off his knob is gonna be that easy? Ya gotta tug it alot longer bro.
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Wait, what? they were almost getting the marine back to it's size, why stop now?
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Good thing no one can hear this horrible noise?

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Baloo from The Jungle Book would love this song.

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RE: https://ohai.social/@klu9/115681672643992907

Forgot to add the image 1st time

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That is one strong dude holding onto the doorknob.

BY THE POWER OF NEON

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If he starts increasing in size with the tiny clothes on they'll throttle him #monsterdon

Electronic Whirring Intensifies

(The miru subtitles are sometimes delightful) #Monsterdon

Do they accidentally grow macro sized and pull a Godzilla?

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Crank it up to 11!!!! #monsterdon

It's a good thing he shrunk Tommy, but that would have been a hilarious scene!

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oh no it's terrible sound time again #monsterdon

woobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoob
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good think Franz doesn't have any neighbors in this building, that music would be the justification for homicide in my book.

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What happened to the "I love being tiny dolls" people? Suddenly everyone's interested in escaping?
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I wanna see the army guy pop like a balloon.
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Oh god, look how many records he's got on that changer #monsterdon

This old man LOVES 1950’s rock records

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"Bob kills the Marine"

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#monsterdon I do love the props

I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK OVER THIS LOUD MUSIC!!!

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SHIT it's the wrong way I made him even tinier

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That thing she's talking on is a telephone. You used to call other people by dialing a series of digits. And the further away the person was, the more expensive it was. #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial high stakes! #Monsterdon

and then marine guy forgets to take those clothes off and is squished by his own hubris #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Good thinking. Let’s have Bob experiment on a background character.

How did he overpower Major Major there?

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Nice phone rappel scene. That is a pretty long cord on that phone..

Creepy boy gets eaten by a rat, calling it...

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Mr Marine just crossed the doll/puppet rubicon I guess

#monsterdon TFW when you've cast the perfect actor to be your Mary Sue, and you're Bert I Gordon

super swell boys, leave the girls to fend for themselves?

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Answer to #Monsterdon poll:

The only title not used for the movie is

#3 The Incredible Shrinking Teens

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Remember, this movie was made to be barely visible over the backs of the front seats of a car.

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The Marine will die

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So the doll singing can be heard, but telephones can't pick up their voices?

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I betcha that Ameal really knows what's going on, and he's giving the munchkins a chance.

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Also, silly me for thinking logically about this.

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@klu9 Doesn't do these fools much good though #monsterdon

After being shrunk, wouldn't their vocal cords be much shorter and their voices be an inaudibly high frequency?

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emil didn't care if your light was on, he just wanted to brag.

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I think this movie inspired "Blue Velvet", at least the singing "Blue Velvet" scene in it.
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Fifth floor? The earlier scene clearly established the factory as being on the fourth #monsterdon

"Nobody listens to little people like us"

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Serious question: Why is the champagne bottle so big compared to the doll people? #Monsterdon