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Oh, I wanted the teeny doll people to climb out the window!

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*would* show up, dang it

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"Nice job, jackass!"

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that lipstick is the wrong size for anyone

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I really want paper and pencil that big

I am concerned no one's thought of freeing the tiny cat. I don't care about these doofuses #monsterdon

Those miniature chocolates are like way bigger than the telephone it really brings home how bad shrinkflation has been over the years #Monsterdon

are they gonna put an address on it, you think, or...

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lol miniature chocolates.

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That's not a window, it's a jar!

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I'll see myself out.

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What would he be charged with. I'm sure there's no statutes concerning shrinking people. Assault? #monsterdon

Why does the lipstick look like an actual bullet?

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help, send police. ah the classics.

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Somehow, I knew a paper airplane who show up at some point.

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Larry's Famous Chocolates, you know.

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With a name like Larry those chocolates have GOT to be good. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

My ending is dollmaker gets shrunk and chases them into the record player and it changes records and squashes him.

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The police are talking to my friend. So now I will commit suicide. No, wait. I will have a theatre party and THEN I will commit suicide.

What the hell even is this plot?

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Those miniature chocolates are huge!

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#monsterdon lol so Sally's just hanging out in a dark cabinet while the other women get ready for the party? Ok

who d'ya think larry was?

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Winurture Chocolates?

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@ricci No, I mean the "kill them all" solution #monsterdon

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it would be comically difficult for a lady of that size to get into or out of that coffee can bathtub

"I go in there when I'm lonely"

He jorks it in there, detective
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just pop in from the hallway to say that tonight's your last night on earth, no biggie.

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The well known chocolatier, Larry.

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#Monsterdon That is the classic cult leader line!

he does look like that Heaven's Gate guy #monsterdon

Oh, we jumped direct to murder-suicide.

Uh.

That escalated quickly.

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@Zerofactorial not nearly enough booze

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@elaterite When are they gonna become puppets? #monsterdon

Oh wow, an actual age appropriate doll enthusiast.

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this bodes well

"Men will shrink people using SuperScience Than Socialise"

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Hold on ... with the orientation of those tubes, when he grabs the handle ... THEY WILL BE UPSIDE DOWN! #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople #PuppetPeople1958

They all take tiny little poops in a thimble

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Ah yes, the Pete Hegseth solution to everything #monsterdon

So, guy loses wife, creates magic weapon that turns people doll size.
suuure...
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how did she jump to him turning them back as his logical course of action? -- wait, he's gonna suicide pack the lot of them? okay, well, i admit i didn't jump that far.

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This guy is starting to sound and look like Marshall Applewhite #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Doll suicide cult? Okay that's not where I expected this to go.
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Why...Can't he reclose the jar?

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When he picks up that briefcase they'd all be upside down lol #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Just a little murder/suicide to spice up the climax!

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I say they take the needle out of the stylus of the record player and fire it into his eye.

Damn, almost got my Sergeant wassiface doll. #monsterdon

So, is the case of Bobs going to get explained?

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@Terencio In the future the guys don't ask you questions, they just stuff you a plane and you're never seen again #monsterdon

he's buggin out

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ACABFB

All Cops Are Bad For Business #Monsterdon

Late night last minute puppet repair.

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The elevator operator was in Earth vs. The Spider! #Monsterdon

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ok will this marionette be an attacking puppet person then?

Hold it? No, don't stop now! 🙄 #monsterdon #attackofthepuppetpeople

You'd like to see it? Come back with a warrant. #monsterdon

this cop is real good at leaving potential victims alone with Dr. Doll #monsterdon

@wohali That's the way old men work #monsterdon

Now...to shrink the kid #monsterdon

No officer, you do NOT want to see how Mr. Franz's machine works EVER #Monsterdon

@wohali@timeloop.cafe On the contrary, he has a whole case of friends!

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can we send Emil back to Prague?

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oh no he shrunk Bela Lugosi #monsterdon

"Welp, time to enshrinkify the child, so that my doll people can be forced a raise it a few hours at a time."

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Ah yes, be up reducing your photographs

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#Monsterdon If that's the best puppet he's ever had the world really needs Jim Henson.

Can someone punch that little girl in the face?.

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A photographic ensmaller.

franz just used the Emil technique to get rid of that cop i think.

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Ah yes, the photographic enlarger. Everyone is familiar with the photographic enlarger!
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"Nothing that would interest you, Sergeant. I go there when I'm lonely."

Yep. That's enough. No need to see more. Let's not go in there.

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There's definitely some one out of frame pulling the Marine up that giant chair leg. Who cares? They're making the attempt.

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How did they manage to convince the cat to come out of the box in the first place?

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"What do you call this thing in here?"
"Its an interociter."

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heeheehee matchbox kitty :3

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how did the kitteh get left in the matchbox?

I need coffee for a Bingo.

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There are two fuckin' Belgians, a Marine, and Cop in this movie. How in the fuck has there been no coffee yet?

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WHAT is he MAKING #monsterDon

Awesome, tiny kitty in a matchbox!

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This child is creepy with her dolls, I suppose that's why the Puppet Master tolerates her

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Fun trivia…

That little girl with the broken dolly is a very young Elizabeth Warren.

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"I go there whenever I'm lonely" ought to be code for "I have a truly staggering amount of pornography in there."

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RIP tiny kitten.

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isn't it strange that this guy creates this device and still makes a living working all alone in his doll factory.
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Random free range child just walks into your factory which is on the fifth floor of an office building downtown all of this is normal and makes perfect sense #Monsterdon

KITTY #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Holy shit, this whole conversation with the kid is so much creepier knowing he shrinks people down into dolls
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"She's a bad doll" Little bit of "Bad Seed" in that delivery. Well done young Gordon. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

“It doesn’t do any good”

That’s because maybe you shouldn’t hit people (or dolls)
to make them behave

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Are we about to see a spanking sequence?

Matchbox cats, limited edition #monsterdon

"Oh, look! Isn't that cute!" As a very tiny cat appears from a matchbox.

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WUT?

WHERE IS HER MOTHER?! FATHER?! NANNY?! #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople #PuppetPeople1958

#monsterdon Say there, sir, you're sure spilling a lot of molten plastic all over the place. Not that it's any of my business

"You ought to spank her when she disobeys"

.... someone get the meme again #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Must be weird having a plastic manufacturing business on the fifth floor of an office building.

I want to see the child rip a head off the human dolls.

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