When is the attack going to happen?

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This universe is like a a train set made of a jumble of S, O and HO parts #Monsterdon

That’s a pretty dog, though #Monsterdon

All of these animal sounds are super realistic.

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#Monsterdon... I was promised an Attack... There was no Attack... I've been cheated... #PuppetPeople1958

"Damn this 2 ply cardboard!"

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That is tampering with the post office there. You folks are going to face serious charges now.
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Lucky for them, that is a bad ratting dog
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When you turn people into energy and pass them through a slide projector you are bound to get inconsistent scaling.

Yeah, SCREW YOU, dog!

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Puppers!!! Sweet bb!

A giant dog would be terrifying though

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PUPPY!

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someone get these dolls a Tech Deck

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Fast-forward it is! Missed some doll sets it looks like #monsterdon #attackofthepuppetpeople

One rat was harmed in the making of this film.

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In bed at 0530? Must be nice.

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This looks like chunks of Twice Upon a Time, in Din

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Saved by the Tuxie!

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#monsterdon the night watchman who won't stop offering to make coffee, that old trope

Anyone else think the proportions were wrong in that scene?
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lol, the rat spies a chance of revenge against humanity

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Rattum!! Kitteh!!

Cats is on it!

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I bet David Lynch watched this movie as a kid

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CUTE RAT ALERT

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This is the tour of the city portion of our film.

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He was that weird kid who made his sister’s dolls kiss, then popped their heads off.

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Oh, yay, teeny doll people on the lam!

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"yeah i've heard enough"

me too, stagehand. Me too. #monsterdon

5:30 am? That's prime commuting time!

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Calm down and have another cup of coffee

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SQUEAK! SQUEAK I SAY!
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Squeek!

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okay, so they're free, but how are they gonna find their way back to his lab? they are about to be ended by the first frisky cat or hawk they find.

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they still have those matches? theatres burn gooooooooood

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"I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, Lord Dark Helmet!"

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Satisfying puppet destruction

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We got like what 5 minutes left? Where's the cat fight?
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Attack Upon the Puppet by One of the Doll People #monsterdon

FINALLY some "scary" bits!

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NOW they realize they could just... not stand there and wait...

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the caretaker doing a mental health check...

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GAWD the sound mixing #monsterdon

I think that's the "night manager" listed in IMDB off stage there, which makes him Hank Patterson.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0666230/?ref_=tt_cst_t_13

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"Misdirected Attack Of The One Puppet Person" didn't have the same ring to it.

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wow bob's really got some anger issues huh
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That's a horribly matted-in rat.

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All I have to say about this movie if it you took a date to it, for sure you weren't getting laid. #monsterdon

I, too, enjoy a little dry ice in my coffee #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

The actual puppet people attack right on right on #Monsterdon

of all the weeks to not clip “coffee” #monsterdon

Ride the rat! #monsterdon

Finally some attacking!

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Bob, stop being so dramatic.

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Ok, this is attack of a doll person ON a puppet person?

#monsterdon YES Bob! Kill the puppet!! Give in to your urges Bob!!!!!!

Lol!

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#monsterdon #puppetPeople1958 This is how studios were going to save money on paying actors before AI

Dollman vs the Puppet of Dracula!
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"Let's set a trap for him."

Sets the trap.

*Starts yelling angrily at him.* "Just kill us now!"

...

This is not how traps work!

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AGAR SMASH!
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What. What #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

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You've heard of death by chocolate? Well, how about death by coffee?

And he's such a micromanaging director, too

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Finally - the drinking of the coffee!

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You know if they all scattered in different directions he wouldn't be able to catch them all.

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“Puppetmaker but what I really want to do is direct”

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Sounds to me like the most boring role playing game #monsterdon

Larry makes the best chocolates. #monsterdon

oh that's cute. dude in a "puppet" costume. #monsterdon

(it's either that or MAGAtry)

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BINGO!

How the fuck did it take this long to mention COFFEE?

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he is very much not a good puppeteer

oh dang I know that voice from somewhere, that guy's been in... _something_. But what?

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dunno if my version is a bit too short, but it seems that we have only a few minutes remaining.
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They should just call Mothra.

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these puppet people are super duper running out of time to attack

Commercials on Tubi getting me out of sync with the rest of monsterdon 😵‍💫

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this security guy looks familiar too...

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SPEAK UP YOU'RE TINY #monsterdon

Why aren't they yelling like crazy?!

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So now we have the Dollman vs Puppet Master climax? Maybe some Demonic Toys? I'd settle for dolls vs one Critter?
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That has to suck when the briefcase changes orientation.

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Was not expecting the cop to follow up.

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And have we solved the problem of lonely Mad Scientists? Not in the many decades since! We just keep sending them pretty blondes as if that is the solution! When will we learn?

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That ride in the suitcase would be… uncomfortable.

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50's cover of "Master of Puppets" intensifies #monsterdon

Do you think traveling in a dark suitcase on that scale would be nauseating from him swinging it back and forth or just terrifying?

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The Seargent's Search Warrant for the doll office is the word "Please".

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oh jesus that briefcase swing

i thought the cat had it bad

all those little snapping BONES

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And they just broke every bone in their tiny little bodies. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

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they could all easily make tiny tiny people in that suitcase like that I think

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1950's man treats his family like possessions and insists on them performing for him and his disturbing illusion of a proper family dynamic.

One of those women grows up to be Edith Ann.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiVSs3d4TKw

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A giant paper airplane. This movie is amazing!

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#Monsterdon "A theater party" doesn't actually sound that great if you just mean a party in an empty theater.

#monsterdon apropos of nothing anyone remember the old Quake apartment "rat" maps?

Also they should maybe try singing for Mothra to come fuck some shit up or something

this is their reward? to get jostled around in a suitcase for like an hour? death will be a release after that.

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