Was not expecting the cop to follow up.

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And have we solved the problem of lonely Mad Scientists? Not in the many decades since! We just keep sending them pretty blondes as if that is the solution! When will we learn?

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That ride in the suitcase would be… uncomfortable.

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50's cover of "Master of Puppets" intensifies #monsterdon

Do you think traveling in a dark suitcase on that scale would be nauseating from him swinging it back and forth or just terrifying?

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The Seargent's Search Warrant for the doll office is the word "Please".

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oh jesus that briefcase swing

i thought the cat had it bad

all those little snapping BONES

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And they just broke every bone in their tiny little bodies. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

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they could all easily make tiny tiny people in that suitcase like that I think

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1950's man treats his family like possessions and insists on them performing for him and his disturbing illusion of a proper family dynamic.

One of those women grows up to be Edith Ann.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiVSs3d4TKw

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A giant paper airplane. This movie is amazing!

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#Monsterdon "A theater party" doesn't actually sound that great if you just mean a party in an empty theater.

#monsterdon apropos of nothing anyone remember the old Quake apartment "rat" maps?

Also they should maybe try singing for Mothra to come fuck some shit up or something

this is their reward? to get jostled around in a suitcase for like an hour? death will be a release after that.

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Kidnapping #Monsterdon https://mastodon.social/@MatthewTitus88/115681729488083057

Oh, I wanted the teeny doll people to climb out the window!

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*would* show up, dang it

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"Nice job, jackass!"

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that lipstick is the wrong size for anyone

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I really want paper and pencil that big

I am concerned no one's thought of freeing the tiny cat. I don't care about these doofuses #monsterdon

Those miniature chocolates are like way bigger than the telephone it really brings home how bad shrinkflation has been over the years #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ugh, he's going to carry them around in a box like Mothra's fairies.

are they gonna put an address on it, you think, or...

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That's not a window, it's a jar!

…

I'll see myself out.

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lol miniature chocolates.

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What would he be charged with. I'm sure there's no statutes concerning shrinking people. Assault? #monsterdon

just jump out the window and let the cube/square law take the wheel #monsterdon

Why does the lipstick look like an actual bullet?

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help, send police. ah the classics.

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Now I need a coffee bathtub

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Larry's Famous Chocolates, you know.

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Somehow, I knew a paper airplane who show up at some point.

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With a name like Larry those chocolates have GOT to be good. #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

My ending is dollmaker gets shrunk and chases them into the record player and it changes records and squashes him.

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The police are talking to my friend. So now I will commit suicide. No, wait. I will have a theatre party and THEN I will commit suicide.

What the hell even is this plot?

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Those miniature chocolates are huge!

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Miniature Chocolates by Larry, the most exclusive of chocolates.

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#monsterdon lol so Sally's just hanging out in a dark cabinet while the other women get ready for the party? Ok

the fucking chocolate gender shroud lmao #monsterdon

who d'ya think larry was?

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Winurture Chocolates?

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@ricci No, I mean the "kill them all" solution #monsterdon

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it would be comically difficult for a lady of that size to get into or out of that coffee can bathtub

"I go in there when I'm lonely"

He jorks it in there, detective
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just pop in from the hallway to say that tonight's your last night on earth, no biggie.

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which one of the dolls is his wife? is it the one that's totally fine with being a doll? #monsterdon

The well known chocolatier, Larry.

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#Monsterdon That is the classic cult leader line!

he does look like that Heaven's Gate guy #monsterdon

Oh, we jumped direct to murder-suicide.

Uh.

That escalated quickly.

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@Zerofactorial not nearly enough booze

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@elaterite When are they gonna become puppets? #monsterdon

Oh wow, an actual age appropriate doll enthusiast.

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this bodes well

"Men will shrink people using SuperScience Than Socialise"

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Hold on ... with the orientation of those tubes, when he grabs the handle ... THEY WILL BE UPSIDE DOWN! #Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople #PuppetPeople1958

They all take tiny little poops in a thimble

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Ah yes, the Pete Hegseth solution to everything #monsterdon

So, guy loses wife, creates magic weapon that turns people doll size.
suuure...
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This guy is starting to sound and look like Marshall Applewhite #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

how did she jump to him turning them back as his logical course of action? -- wait, he's gonna suicide pack the lot of them? okay, well, i admit i didn't jump that far.

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Doll suicide cult? Okay that's not where I expected this to go.
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Why...Can't he reclose the jar?

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When he picks up that briefcase they'd all be upside down lol #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Just a little murder/suicide to spice up the climax!

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I say they take the needle out of the stylus of the record player and fire it into his eye.

Damn, almost got my Sergeant wassiface doll. #monsterdon

So, is the case of Bobs going to get explained?

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@Terencio In the future the guys don't ask you questions, they just stuff you a plane and you're never seen again #monsterdon

he's buggin out

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ACABFB

All Cops Are Bad For Business #Monsterdon

Late night last minute puppet repair.

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@Lazarou

"Remember creepy doll repair shops!"

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The elevator operator was in Earth vs. The Spider! #Monsterdon

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ok will this marionette be an attacking puppet person then?

Hold it? No, don't stop now! 🙄 #monsterdon #attackofthepuppetpeople

You'd like to see it? Come back with a warrant. #monsterdon

you'd think "guy with a string of missing people connected to him has an inexplicable space laser looking gun thing in his loneliness room" would be enough to raise an eyebrow #monsterdon

this cop is real good at leaving potential victims alone with Dr. Doll #monsterdon

@wohali That's the way old men work #monsterdon

Now...to shrink the kid #monsterdon

No officer, you do NOT want to see how Mr. Franz's machine works EVER #Monsterdon

@wohali@timeloop.cafe On the contrary, he has a whole case of friends!

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can we send Emil back to Prague?

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oh no he shrunk Bela Lugosi #monsterdon

"Welp, time to enshrinkify the child, so that my doll people can be forced a raise it a few hours at a time."

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Ah yes, be up reducing your photographs

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#Monsterdon If that's the best puppet he's ever had the world really needs Jim Henson.

Can someone punch that little girl in the face?.

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A photographic ensmaller.

franz just used the Emil technique to get rid of that cop i think.

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Ah yes, the photographic enlarger. Everyone is familiar with the photographic enlarger!
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"Nothing that would interest you, Sergeant. I go there when I'm lonely."

Yep. That's enough. No need to see more. Let's not go in there.

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There's definitely some one out of frame pulling the Marine up that giant chair leg. Who cares? They're making the attempt.

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she's no shirley temple, is she

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How did they manage to convince the cat to come out of the box in the first place?

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"What do you call this thing in here?"
"Its an interociter."

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heeheehee matchbox kitty :3

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