"It's got to be a high velocity missile." Yes, ignore the evidence in front of your face. It's scientific.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"Yes, I will kill again."

#monsterdon #WrongPuppets

Mike here deserves a nice punch to the face, ĉu ne?

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Jamie is far too into hospitality for the hospitality industry.

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

"Maybe somebody's come to buy a drink." Can't exactly buy food with traded labor, can you?

#Monsterdon #DevilGirlFromMars

Need to go watch a good movie to forget about that malarky #monsterdon

@jonny I give it a 3/7. I'm not lowering the score, I'm raising the bar.

#monsterdon #attackofthepuppetpeople

@jonny @arrjay If they went up two sizes they'd be naked giants and that would not work for another 25 years #monsterdon

(Gazes longingly at door)

#monsterdon #WrongPuppets

Very Twilight Zone-y. So, poignant rather than gory. If abusive captors can be poignant. And the science was hooey. But overall, it was ominous and amusing. Thanks @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for another fun #Monsterdon.

Next week we should watch War of the Colossal Beast

#Monsterdon

For those of you scrolling through your timeline, you're about to hit a big mass of Monsterdon postings about Attack of the Puppet People (1958).

Should you not wish to read through them, here's how to filter them out, at least on the web browser:
1) right click on the gears & open in a new tab
2) choose "Filters" then "Add New Filter"
3) give the filter a title, check all boxes under contexts, choose hide completely and put "#Monsterdon" in the keyword box.
4) Click on "Save New Filter"

... and you're done.

I don't think Gen-san's backpack was gonna fit in that car.

#monsterdon #WrongPuppets

@bstacey

Looking at your profile now, I see them. Can't say if I noticed them during the full-on firehose of #Monsterdon

Oh, shit. Did I really mention @ryan in all my posts?! So sorry!

#Monsterdon

Huh. Did none of my posts from tonight's #Monsterdon federate?

@diazona@techhub.social @paco@infosec.exchange Right, she was shown as a full size person, but I don't think she was shown as a doll. There were three women shown as dolls and named.

#Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

@paco I think all the characters had names that were mentioned at least once, although I wasn't really paying close attention

#Monsterdon

@paco She was also the daughter of the director?

#monsterdon

@paco oh wait *that* little girl. Yeah you might be right.

#Monsterdon

@devilgirlbot it is better if we all meet death together #monsterdon

That car nearly hitting them scared the crap out of me, and then I startled @Mallow
Even though I know these are backdrops and green screens!

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou yes, not enough attack!!! Or they could have had the guy get even smaller, like a doll-size for the dolls. #monsterdon

#PuppetPeople1958
#Monsterdon

Go Big and Go Home
Cause the Boss deserves to be Alone.

And that's a Wrap.

@cocaine_owlbear

IKR? He was supposed to be gonna off himself. Why shouldn't we think he's not gonna burn down the whole lab with the shrink/un-shrink machine, leaving the rest of the little people stuck that way as revenge?

Or they could've shrunk him and then set up for a sequel as, like, revenge of the doll people.

#Monsterdon

That was a very cute, clean, tame little rattie.

#Monsterdon

@wohali@timeloop.cafe most emotion, very expressive. good boy 🐾 #Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Oh no, pizza Rat!

#Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000

Nice one!!

#Monsterdon

@diazona Yeah that was some bullshit

#Monsterdon
#AttackOfThePuppetPeople

I wish they'd had the decency to at least shrink Franz

#Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

OK, good energy, Bob, but if you piss off Franz too much, he may not drink the roofied coffee!

#Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

MIRU!!! MIYAKU!!! MEDIA!!!

#monsterdon #WrongPuppets

@nazokiyoubinbou I used to watch that show. I’m old. #Monsterdon

Thank you @Taweret for hosting another wonderful #Monsterdon. Thank you everyone for all the fun riffing. Catch you next week!

So, whoever named that movie "ATTACK of the Puppet People," did that person actually watch the movie, or did they just run it through the ol' 1950s movie name generator?

#Monsterdon

my favorite part was when he did the exploding wine glass trick on a shelf like a foot from his head and didn't sustain any injuries #monsterdon

Well, that was a surprisingly well paced movie. Not a good one, mind you, but it moved along at a steady clip.

I had a lot fun, fam. We should do this again next week!

Take care of each other. Be kind, drink water, and play indie games! Goodnight!

#Monsterdon

(Why didn't they at least punch the guy?)

Catching Vampire Doll over at: https://miru.miyaku.media

#monsterdon

@jonny@neuromatch.social The first step in dollification is to convert the person's matter into energy. Stop there and you have a disintegration ray. But does anyone ever think of that? Nooooo.

#Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

#Monsterdon 🎎🎎🎎👨‍🔬💑👮😱
#PuppetPeople1958

that was unsatisfying but thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for bingo, @JoeWynne for trivia and all you delightful #Monsterdonians for making it fun!

#Monsterdon If you want to see tonight's movie, except good, I recommend the movie that this movie was ripping off.

"Dr. Cyclops" (1940)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0032412/

Thank you @Taweret for hosting another #Monsterdon .

Now, that's another suddend end #monsterdon style!
Thanks for everyone posts. You know, I get some anxiety attack right before tonights movie. Real bad one. You all made me feel better again. Thanks A LOT!

@70sgayspaceangel

Sounds like a perfectly cromulent charge to me

#Monsterdon

What? That's it?
#Monsterdon

And all the rest of the puppet people died. The end. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting!

What this one really needed was a bangin' theme song:

https://youtu.be/Biicfplhygo?si=HwJZE_VTmnmSjVvu

Have a great week Beautiful Mutants!

#Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

He’s just a lonely boy who thought he could make people like him.

Gosh that sounds SO familiar.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

What a bad ending. And leaving him alone with the rest of the smols is really irresponsible.

#Monsterdon The moral: keep to the puppets. Stay out of ray guns.

Lmao that was fabulous, thanks friends and @Taweret, join us for the double feature next at @miru's stream #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

yeah there was pretty much no attack. thanks a lot, movie! #monsterdon

I'd have had to beat his ass after that. Fun film tho, y'all! :D

#Monsterdon #AttackofthePuppetPeople

THAT'S HOW IT ENDS?

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

#Monsterdon

Won't anyone think of the lonely men.

#monsterdon

The important lesson is that dolls are actually small human taxidermy, another important lesson learned because of #monsterdon

So I guess we'll never know what happened to the others then?
#Monsterdon

Wait, how the kid new about the machine?
#monsterdon #attackofthepuppetpeople

#Monsterdon Huh. Well, not the worst film we've seen. Not by a long shot.

But it was rather dull considering how fun the subject matter is.

And now he can be alone in jail or something.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

#Monsterdon

What would they charge him with? Felony enshrinkification? #monsterdon

So the doll people attacked the puppet person? #Monsterdon

Oh ffs

honestly, I wanted him to open the door and get slugged RIGHT in the face by full-size John Agar

#monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958

and so they were smol ever after

ty for joining, everyone!!

#monsterdon

I was okay until he didn't sock Mr. Puppetmaker in the snout on the way out

#Monsterdon

and they fucked off into the side room to call the police #monsterdon

really makes you think, or whatever

#monsterdon

So ends another #Monsterdon with the masterpiece, #AttackofthePuppetPeople. Our thanks to @Taweret for hosting, and for everyone lurking and posting. And remember #Monsterdoners: Ah, I've heard about enough.

NO QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED! ONLY THE VAGUEST CLOSURE WILL BE GIVEN!

#monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Are we honestly leaving on that line?

That’s one way to walk off into the ocean

#Monsterdon

This Dr Jeckel scene is seriously messed up.

#Monsterdon

C'mon Bob, not even a sock to the jaw? I am disappointed in you #monsterdon

Wow, Emil earuser uh?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🎎🎎🎎👨‍🔬💑👮😱
#PuppetPeople1958

and this isn't an attack either

Are you TRYING to get ant-sized people?!

#attackofthepuppetpeople #monsterdon

#monsterdon would it actually be quicker to wait for mail dropoff than it would be to run (the equivalent of) 6 miles? They could've written the theater to be further away

(electrons whirring)
#Monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958

Trustworthy Brownie!

#monsterdon

She snitched, now the cop is going to give her stitches.

#monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Ok, Brownie, for this service I will definitely buy at least two boxes of cookies

#Monsterdon

just kill the man, foo!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🎎🎎🎎👨‍🔬💑👮😱
#PuppetPeople1958

good old brownie troop 214

That poor rat! #monsterdon

Why is a kid alone at an office building at 6am?
#monsterdon

Why has nobody noticed his shadow on the door?

#monsterdon

@sean

You sure they weren't just tiny porch pirates, sir?

#Monsterdon

he skipped town
squeak

#monsterdon

Even trying-for-benevolent Fascism….

#monsterdon
#AttackofthePuppetPeople

#Monsterdon 🎎🎎🎎👨‍🔬💑👮😱
#PuppetPeople1958

this scene would be funner if packing popcorn had been invented yet

Oh I thought they did that unintentionally lmao #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

I'm thinking we're not really going to get an attack of the puppet people with only three minutes left to go #monsterdon

[tosses in the package] [tiny bones all break again]

#monsterdon #PuppetPeople1958

Lmao pwnt #monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

Excelsior!

#monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

ugh the animal noises in this have been, extreme
#monsterdon

When is the attack going to happen?

#Monsterdon

This universe is like a a train set made of a jumble of S, O and HO parts #Monsterdon

That’s a pretty dog, though #Monsterdon

All of these animal sounds are super realistic.

#Monsterdon #AttackOfThePuppetPeople

#Monsterdon... I was promised an Attack... There was no Attack... I've been cheated... #PuppetPeople1958