Actor lights lamp, is suddenly lit from one side and casts a shadow between herself and lamp. lol #monsterdon #crabrave

"Can you fix it" Another island another radio to fix. This guy can't get a break. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

@CactuarJoe there's no accounting for taste. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon. So. Help me out. A giant thing got in. Destroyed stuff. And didn't leave a hole in the wall?

Tubes sliced neatly in half. nice scissors, crab #monsterdon

Chekov's Hermit Crab!

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#Monsterdon Uh .. not sure a GIANT CLAW would have that kind of dexterity, but sure, dude, you go with that.

...So the crab monster went out of its way not to damage the decor? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "There are many things I also do not understand, you must CLIMB." Dude as someone in the same shape/age range lemme clue you in he really doesn't want to climb the rope.

I'm not even sure how the crabs would have fit their claws into the back of the radio

Oh well, moving on

#Monsterdon

Mountains come out of the sky. They stand there.

#monsterdon
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Aaaand once again we reiterate the Day of the Triffids couple. You think The Worried Wife And The Alcoholic Scientist might be an Archetype? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Tiny boat of supplies including kersone for lampts. Nice.

He's very insistent that everyone "go up the rope" .... before he does. Checking everyone out?

#Monsterdon

oh no the giant crab cut the phonelines

#monsterdon

*sinister crab noises*
#Monsterdon

Ship of Theseus radio! #Monsterdon

All the lights go out… guy tries to just jiggle the fucking one switch as if that’ll fix everything. Sigh #monsterdon #crabrave

Bland Dude is so amazingly blasé about giant crab.

🦀 #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

No real scientists would try to out-dumb each other without actually being condescending

#Monsterdon

"...no, up the rope!"

Fella is a frustrated exercise coach?

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

Crabs with vocal chords. I don’t buy it. #Monsterdon

Just a simple country crab botanist #monsterdon

Obviously, crabs roar like lions when they attack. That's science. #Monsterdon

Let me look over at the left here...obviously not a big crab at the right si---OH MY GOD!

#monsterdon
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You don't slice vacuum tubes, wtf. #Monsterdon

Wait. Is that guy's name "Dr Why Gone"?
#Monsterdon #AttackoftheCrabMonsters

@Taweret 'the roaring crabs' is my 50s band name #monsterdon

“What could it be?”
25 minutes in and we finally have Crab Monster! And for some reason it can vocalize!

#monsterdon #crabrave

I may just be some good old country botanist
#monsterdon

Why does it have vocal cords #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

#Monsterdon report: we have giant crab. Repeat, crab status is giant crab. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d1DcrbJ1c-Q

"There are things I don't understand about many things I don't understand"

Donald Rumsfeld would be proud

#monsterdon
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“But we must move with caution.”
“Why?”

I think I know who dies next.

#Monsterdon
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well the movie may be bad, but the crabs are making short work of it #Monsterdon

wait can crabs really finish off a wounded marine in five minutes? Do we have a crab expert watching tonight? #crabfacts #monsterdon

The instant they discover blood, they decide not to save the guy? #monsterdon

wait. was that the crab roaring?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon He heard there was going to be coffee! Better take some in there before he really gets mad.

yeah, sure, he's still "alive." #monsterdon

#monsterdon claw attack!

Bland dude: "I'm gonna find out what's in there."
Crab: "GWAAAAAAAAH!"
Bland dude: "Whoops, wrong door, sorry."

🦀 #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

THAT CLAW AAAAHHHHHHH #monsterdon

He sucks at situational awareness. #Monsterdon

Director: "Look, we need a rock throwing scene at the small crab. It will be GREAT foreshadowing!"

#monsterdon
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@coprolite9000 @Taweret I just start there by default these days

#Monsterdon

I don't have anything clever to say about those sound effects other than they made me giggle a lot #monsterdon

#Monsterdon It was right in the book. Then it was gone. The crabs are stealing pages from the journal.

"What could it be?"

I'm thinking crabs.

#monsterdon

i feel like MF DOOM has used that same explosion sound #monsterdon

Cromch cromch cromch #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

I don't know if I ever heard a crab sound like that to be honest but love it

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Jumping into the pit of conclusions: “This was dug from below.”

Coffee??!?

now we have Monster #monsterdon

GIANT CRAB CLAW aw yeah that's the stuff.

#Monsterdon

oh hell yeah

#monsterdon

oh he crabby

crabby crabby wheres my patty

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"What can it be?"

"Oh, it's just the wind."

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

#Monsterdon I like how fearless Jim is of land crabs. 🤔👍

I like to listen for sentences that up to this point had never been said before in any context. I think "Doctor, why did you stop me throwing that rock?" is one of these #monsterdon

damn those crabs with their TNT. can't they give a neighbor a break? #monsterdon

Martha--stop touching yourself!
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please be a tidal cave please be a tidal cave please be a tidal cave

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"I hope this murder pit isn't a bad omen"
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon What could go wrong spelunking a pit while the island is racked by explosions?

COOOFFFFEEEEEEEEE #monsterdon #crabrave

The doctor called crabs ugly? He must die.

🦀 #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

"Are you hiding something from us, Doctor?"

#Monsterdon

I'm not sure of his cave/pit logic.

#monsterdon
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"Welcome back to the crab beach, folks! I'm your MC, Crabby Crabbington..." #Monsterdon

So is the island sinking into the ocean? Is that where we're going? Geeze Corman give a guy time to catch a breath here. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

Yay crabs again

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Coffee! But not on the bingo card!?!?

Do the crabs have philly accents? Or the ghosts? Unclear. #monsterdon #crabrave

i think the crabs are using their victims as some kind of sick puppet to lure more people down there #Monsterdon

I'm calling resonable advice ignored in going into the pit #monsterdon

Does crabbe mimic human speech?
That's a really upsetting thought that this movie is gonna bungle isn't it.
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"very little time" yeah, there's only like 40 minutes left in this movie. #monsterdon

The last panel of this has been living in my head for years but especially right now. #monsterdon

@LoganFive I think he's the guy who couldn't finish a sentence in his journal? #monsterdon

"Are you hiding something from us?" "Maybe"

Props for radical honesty

#Monsterdon

Let’s get back to the house and get some coffee #monsterdon

Girl faints in earthquake. So typical of la femme. #monsterdon #crabrave

Is Jim alive down in the pit - or has he been switched with a crab???/?

#monsterdon

Okay, but that was an A+ scream #monsterdon

jim's in the pit and this whole movie belongs in the cornfield

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"...how do you know the caves connect to the pit?"
"I learned about it in caveology"

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

Mark time #monsterdon im gonna pause and return at this time

one hundred years from now

"Come on honey. Lets go back to the house."
Exciting dialog in this thrilling monster movie!
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@LoganFive Seems he’s Mr. Crabs now #monsterdon

Going #monsterdon cave mode

This is some terrible day for night #monsterdon #crabrave

I believe it’s gangrenous. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon. Pit was created 20 minutes ago and filled with plants.

I've already lost track. Who is McClane? Is that the headless guy?

#monsterdon
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look, sometimes crabs pretend to be ghosts in order to lure you into the path of a rockslide

that's what they do

#monsterdon

she looks pale, and flickers #monsterdon

I guess Jim should have been a little more scared of caves.

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

Girl, you in danger

#Monsterdon

What could be down there other than earth, water and a few land crabs? Well there could be air, fire and seagulls I suppose #monsterdon