#Monsterdon TIL that land crabs dig pit traps.

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"Who's there?"
"Land Crabs...I mean candy-gram"

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I gotta be honest, I don't think the big hole would have been my first place to look for the ghost

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Possessed telepathic crabs! #Monsterdon

Great #monsterdon scream alert

#Monsterdon #CoffeeReport What? Who screamed?

Bye Jim. That sounded bad. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

Martha hunter, summoned by the ghost with the philly accent. #monsterdon #crabrave

#Monsterdon Crab voice impersonation. From the pit.

Water, and a few land crabs #monsterdon

That's an awfully bright night for pit exploring.

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"Jim, you don't know what's down there!"

Martha if I KNEW what was down there I WOULDN'T NEED TO GO DOWN. #Monsterdon

What the shit? I’m here for giant monsters, not ghosts! #monsterdon

Yes, I regularly hear voices that sound mechanical outside my bedroom and put on a dressing gown over my small nightie to find out what's going on. With no weapons.

ETA: oh wait, it wasn't a dressing gown, it was an actual shirt! Better choices!

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Being in black and white kinda makes this look dirtier than it is. She looks topless but for the scuba gear.
Also omg I haven't seen that much chest hair in a long time. Man.
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"He's afraid of cave-ins. I'm not," because I'm a complete fool.

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I'm gonna be real, it took me way too long to realize this wasn't just a guy on a megaphone outside her house #monsterdon

Psychic crabs impersonating the dead?

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If we are referencing monty python

GET ON WITH IT #monsterdon

Bingo square: luxurious chest hair. #Monsterdon

She wears a swim cap while scuba diving, which of course is pointless, and she takes it off to reveal wet hairs which is suddenly dry in the next cut. #monsterdon #crabrave

"...McClane?"

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Oh no - the crabs are ventriloquists!

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"Help me Spock. Help me!" #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

maybe it's just the wind #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Dramatic music as… the divers surface. You know, that kind of canoodling is how you get crabs.

She's taking disembodied voices that know her name rather calmly.

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"Awake, Martha! This is your telepathic trap er uh wake up call. Did I say trap? THIS IS TOTALLY A WAKEUP CALL."

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Don’t do it Martha! That’s not Maclean. #Monsterdon

i need this to be one of the crabs pretending to be a ghost to fuck with her

please, corman, give us this

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My god, that bra could blind short people!

With that dirty old navy creeper in the bushes, she needs it

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Aw hell, she got tadpoled. Get my knitting needle, I'm hearing the Emperor! #Monsterdon #BaldursGate3

"Glazed as though it's been fired in a kiln" - note to self: watch the Great Pottery Throwdown next. #monsterdon

#monsterdon is this psychic activity?

HELP ME, SPOCK

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Im coming for your barbara.....er i mean martha
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that's a weird number of An Arts for a research station

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@gnomon Well I mean... I'm not complaining 😉

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"Why it's glazed as though it'd been fired in a kiln!"

Yeah, it's a brick. It's pretty obviously a brick, even at 360p resolution, ma'am. #Monsterdon

[meta] I'm watching the copy from Archive.org, the amount of hiss on the audio track is incredible

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"You look scared down there...underwater...behind a mask."

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Did the camera man from Zaat understudy on this film? SO much aquatic footage padding.
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NOTHING BUT LAND CRABS #monsterdon

Is that guy PLANNING on wandering around the island in the middle of the night without a lightsource? #monsterdon

movin through the kelp #monsterdon small island blues
workin on my crab moves

@ryan is that like mad dogs and englishmen #monsterdon

if that pit's only been down there 20 minutes those are damn fast-growing weeds

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@amyfou I thought land crabs were spiders

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Nothing but land crabs #monsterdon

definitely not an aquarium, nope nope! wild ocean here, yep, all wild! <squints>
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They changed from pale swimwear to dark swimwear while coming in to shore. Why?

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Mandatory swimsuit scene for ratings.

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CRAAAAAAAABBBBB

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I really want to try to apply velcro to this guy's chest hair. #monsterdon

Crab: "We'll have your headliners out in a minute! Thanks for supporting live crab murder!" #Monsterdon

Land crabs and seagulls #monsterdon

Beware Land Crabs selling "candygrams" door to door

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@Louisa Just sit right back #monsterdon

i think all those underwater shots were done in a tank? #monsterdon

@gnomon That sounds like an entirely too logical thing to say during #Monsterdon

Blowing bubbles #monsterdon

Also chest hair

Fish, sting rays, creeper guys, still no crab monsters #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

@srol MAYBE HE WAS DICTATING #monsterdon

#Monsterdon When exactly has the wind sounded like claws clacking?

that's some WEIRD sounding wind!
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"Why did he stop writing in the middle of a sentence?"
Yes Lovecraft, why did a man stop writing mid sentence at the end of your horror story? Hmm?
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Ran out of budget for dialogue, let's do an extended underwater scene #monsterdon

yeah, there's the snippy snippy!
stupid ads. not using Plex next time. :/
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@JoeWynne That certainly explains the pacing. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

Kinda hard for the movie to build tension when I just keep saying “awwwww….” At all the cute sea life. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Why'd the plane blow up? Was there a surprise crab on board?

If I'm ever doing research on a remote island, I'm going to end every journal entry halfway through the last sentence. (I'll finish it before starting the next one.) That'll add some drama if I disappear. #monsterdon

You can't PAD an HOUR LONG FILM, FOUL! #Monsterdon

Oh, haha, that horrible clicking noise was just some loose wires hitting the building in the wind! Welp, no reason to secure them or anything, g'night

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Awww the professor has a blanky to keep his pet rats warm.
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Someone is making popcorn outside!

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roger corman presents: a visit to "ocean land" in santa monica #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe everything eventually becomes crabs, even ninjas. #monsterdon

Diaries are more fun when read in a silly accent. Especially when discussing the flesh.
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@yatsu Crabs with Sneak proficiency? My GOD they could RULE THE UNIVERSE #Monsterdon

is she headhunting? #monsterdon

oh man underwater scene’s coloring is an art #monsterdon

So it’s not just me, that one dude is kind of a smoke show, right? #Monsterdon

just the wind. are the crabs playing skyrim? #monsterdon

"It just talked about worms..."
*wink wink*
Professor Euphemism

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I know I play a lot of Skyrim when I see characters reading a journal and they don't get a quest marker telling them where they need to go next. Like, "here's where the giant crabs are!"

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i should add crab rave to my zune #monsterdon

Yeah. Because snapping and compression noise is what the wind sounds like.

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#Monsterdon Scientific earthworm creatures? “What about that 5 foot night crawler?” It appears the worm has turned.

@coprolite9000 The worms probably wrote it

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I'm sorry but I have to point this out- we are 1/6 of the way in and we've had birds, worms, earthquakes, but still no crabs #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

maybe he was dictating #monsterdon

Something's wrong with my stream - I'm getting a loud clicking noise

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At least have the decency to end the diary entry with a written 'aaargh'. #monsterdon

Ah yes why would you ever assume the worms might be sea worms ON AN ISLAND

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two white mice. if someone finds their computer messed with or a couple of hairs plucked off the back of their head... this movie would improve quite dramatically. #monsterdon

Maybe he was dictating? #monsterdon

"Wait, listen...!"

You hear that? The boom mic has a bad connection! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon the Tubi version of this film keeps going wavy. Some sort of weird de-interlacing of a VHS copy?

All this Worm Discourse let's get to the crabs already! #Monsterdon