Q: Are we not men? A: We are land crabs!

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That's gonna need a lot of melted butter

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this is a good followup to just having watched The Puppet Masters (1994) #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "All things metal" My band.

guns are talking *nervous laughter* #monsterdon

Getting Scooby Doo vibes from this expedition into the cave

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All these dead people are just really crabby. Downright salty. #monsterdon #crabrave

"The bones are, I think, hidden."

If you say so, random knowledge man.

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#monsterdon most of the dynomite is gone. / DynoMITE! / No that's a bad thing

What is that sound? Is it the crabs cracking walnuts? Snapping twigs? Walking??? The audio of crabs on the move is an odd choice.
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It took the dynamite but left the grenades because we all know crabs can’t pull the pins. #Monsterdon

he's letting the gun do the talking, eh?

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"I don't believe in ghosts this is the voice and memories of a man who is dead"

so... a ghost?

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oh crabs, always eating people, hiding bones #monsterdon

Psychic crabs absorbing human minds - I'm now expecting a giant throbbing crab-brain later in the movie... #monsterdon

Grenade armed Hypo Crab resistance?! you have my attention again
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So the crabs are, like, eating peoples brains, right? It's like the demon chicken from Night of the Blood Beast? #Monsterdon

Not much happening. how about a hand of poker? #Monsterdon

Those ceramic horses in the bedroom are chefs-kiss
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Are the crabs like Alzabo, from Urth Of The New Sun? Minds living in the brain of the monster that eats them? #monsterdon #crabrave

Crabs eat dynamite?

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There are CAVES at the bottom of the PIT?!?!

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"I'm where all of you will be soon"
Sleepin with the fishes?
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#Monsterdon Yeah, dude, I have that question, too, because I thought this was supposed to be a _CRAB_ story.

Singing telegram. #monsterdon

“…it means the crabs are multilingual” #monsterdon

Ah yes, the deceptive ventriloquism techniques of the crab.

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the crabs can do fake german(?) accents and speak french

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That's an awfully long forearm, sir. Not a method actor, I see. Disappointing #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

Why deosn't Martha get a science backpack? I guess she has alot on her shoulders...
Oh one of the accent guys looks like he's gonna lose a limb.
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WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THESE TALKING CRABS #monsterdon

#Monsterdon. Nightie. Robe. What the heck kind of research assignment is this?

#monsterdon Oh no they got Jules Skywalker!

WHERE WAS IT HIDING HE WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT IT #monsterdon

This temporary research station has pretty well appointed bedrooms. #monsterdon

Keep it talking...we'll trace the voice.

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I suppose those claw special effects work in a....pinch
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Captain Kangaroo is down! #Monsterdon

What is dynamite trading for on the NASDAQ right now?

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XD Love the foam claw coming in from off-screen, that's classic plastic monster cinema right there :D #Monsterdon

"Dick, if you're not going to go check to see what that is, I'm just going to do it myself!"

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#Monsterdon “Everything that has happened before must be due to the same cause.” Because that’s what’s in the script? Amazing how in real life unrelated things happen all the time.

Three Queens is the name of my Village People tribute band #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

@starkraving666 Jules like Pulp Fiction. Tell us about the 125 Grams Au Fromage, Jules. #monsterdon #crabrave

so the crabs do talk

okay, this movie is awesome

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@srol a big crab eating a rain gutter.

but we have no raingutters here #monsterdon

But he was outside. How did he not see the crab?

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OK yes the crabs are totally imitating human voices

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Are they playing poker for sticks of dynamite? That can't be safe...

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So everyone is just cool with the disembodied voice? Cool
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"Come down the path to the big pit! You'll be totally safe! I'm not a giant crab monster, don't worry!" #Monsterdon

"Yesterday there was a mountain out there. Today there's no mountain."
"I'm not surprised."
Really? WHY!?
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famous #monsterdon last words “what’s that?”

#monsterdon so how many dead? is it three? I may have bingo!

#monsterdon Half the island, including a mountain, has mysteriously disappeared in the last 24 hours. Maybe there's something better you could be doing than poker?

oh come on, don't tease us! we want crab claw!!
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Ensigns, exit stage pit.

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give a hand take a hand #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I’m going to be awhile getting over Radio Saboteur crabs. That hate electricity.

ah, finally, are we going to be rid of these two jokers? #monsterdon

Jules, like Jules Verne? #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

*crab voice* candy gram...

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The hand being cut off. :chef_kiss:

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"What's that?" "Oh, just the wind."

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@aprilfollies https://xkcd.com/793/

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Monster afraid of electricity? I’m seeing a trend here. #Monsterdon

Let me throw myself on the ground in this particular way!

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Where is all this electricity coming from?

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I don't know if I'm comfortable about how we're increasingly being divided into people in the pit and people not in the pit #monsterdon

Welp, now he's definitely not doing the rope climb #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

was this before or after Waiting for Godot because these guys may as well be those guys

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Who gave the crabs castanets?

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hey man! watch the hand references #monsterdon

"Mountain disappeared? I'm not surprised."
This guy must be really hard to throw a surprise party for
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If there were giant crabs that knew how to work on tube based radios, the US Navy would fucking recruit them. #monsterdon #crabrave

give us a hand :D #monsterdon

Back down in the pit again - and no Jim. Eaten - or worse?

(And someone loses a hand...)

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and why is the guy from the cracker jack box here?

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"...he alright?"
"yeah, just give us his hand"
"wait, what?"

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#Monsterdon So the nuclear physicist is the resident crab expert? I gotta wonder just what kind of experiments they were doing here.

@srol your honor the defendant pleads crab. #monsterdon

"He all right?" Nope. Gonna be all left from now on. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

why do we keep going into caves when there have been near constant rockslides and tremors?

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does he _look_ all right?

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The crabs are afraid of electricity. Once upon a time there was a mountain. All your base are belong to us #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

"...now, let us again seek Dr. Carlson"
"okay, but I'm not climbin' no rope this time!"

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Shame it wasn't the Two Annoying Ensigns

Top VFX work on the 'stump'

His rope climbing days are over

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"on the brink of a great discovery" yeah, we'll be discovering the movie's end in about 30 minutes. #monsterdon

"I have no hand, and I can't sleep!"
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Someone please explain have glass tubes could be neatly cut in half. #monsterdon #crabrave

"This was no human broken radio" #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

Saboteur Crabs!!! #monsterdon

So are these crabs super smart… or do they have someone on the inside? :O #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Sandy Claws, is that you?

I am not going back in a room with a giant crab, I don't care how much butter is around.

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My god I hope my survival never depends on me being able to scale a rope.
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gotta say we had a lamp exactly like that when i was a kid and i woulda been terrified to swing it around and slosh the kerosene everywhere like that #monsterdon

OH SHIT! Giant crab prop! I hope we get to see more of his delicious meat filled visage. I was kinda expecting to only ever see tiny crabs and maybe a forced perspective "giant" crab.
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Wait, wait, electricity is the leading theory and everyone is cool with it?
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