#Monsterdon Electric stuff in saltwater. Excellent.

Ahhhhh lol the crab is monologuing

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These are pretty good giant crabs! #Monsterdon

Oh thank god, crab I'd like to PERSONALLY thank you for interrupting that scene. #Monsterdon

Crabs snore!

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crabs need cpaps

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@moira MAN CRAB STICKS TO MAGNET! MAN CRAB STICKS TO MAGNET! #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

is the crab snoring? #monsterdon

the circus organ is really lending an ambiance to this scene #monsterdon

@diazona :D me too #monsterdon

ma'am he's already tried to sex pest you underwater, are you really looking for another round? #monsterdon

They could have made a movie about crabs that are just giant and not crabs that are giant AND assimilate the minds of their victims but they chose madness. #monsterdon

Ohhhhhhh, the sci babble is strong with this one. #monsterdon

@kurth congratulations now I'm hungry

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every time this guy says “honey” i instinctively wince #monsterdon

Wtf? What does mercury have to do with a crab? Why are you sticking your finger in mercury? Did you eat mercury as a child?
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If I wrote this movie someone would have said "I don't know if we have enough Old Bay Spice for that crab!"
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Holy shit more bullshit technobabble than a Voyager episode and more badly written. That’s saying something. #monsterdon #crabrave

@Louisa I know I certainly do. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

We're all having fun out here without you, everything's even more awesome now that we're dead, why don't you come outside covered in barbeque sauce and join us

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@plaidtron3000's brain is melting rn with this script lmao #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

LEFT CLAW NORTH

RIGHT CLAW SOUTH

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Here we go with the Magnetic #Monsterdon ending again, was it just taught in script writing school back then?

The crab is negatively charged 🤣

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@Taweret can't help you buddy, sorry, it's vampire rules #monsterdon

Those are some wild-looking giant crab eyes

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GIANT CRABE! I will fight him one on one with a tiny fork and a nutcracker!
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"Fetch me a whole lot of garlic butter." #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

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🦀 TFW you realize losing your hand wasn't the worst thing that could happen.

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@diazona a big bowl of clam chowder #monsterdon

electricity is to crabs as sunlight is to vampires

yes, this is science

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@ryan but is there enough butter?
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I for one would not like to be around to hear the patter of so many tiny feet.

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You know that doesn't even qualify as a maser #monsterdon

So make sure to crowd REAL close while I pump ten thousand volts through this thing! CONTACT! #Monsterdon

Women can always tell when other female creatures are pregnant, that’s just science. #monsterdon

@amyfou
apparently using a microscope that way lets you see the molecular composition of crab meat? #monsterdon

No joke, everyone's got a tasteful kerchief or a smart minimal tie and even the one with nothing has very well-defined neck muscles. #monsterdon

Are crabs generally negative charge, is that a thing?
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"I have no ambitions towards becoming a mad scientist." - Too late, mate - way too late.

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let’s cook it! #monsterdon

this is some pretty wild #Monsterdon science

Yes! Get the crab on the plate - delicious idea!

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The Doctor *always* wants to save it for science, stupid #monsterdon

Whut? The super intelligent crab talks through metal objects? Whut? Okay this does sound like a stupid weird fiction short story from the 1950s. But why??
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@neia 👍💯

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I unironically adore how many movies from this era are resolved by applying electricity to the monster.

It's easy to underestimate how long it took for the US to electrify

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I missed all of that exposition just now because I was just too entranced by the male actors' neckwear. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon.

Crab Manhattans!

"Once there were men. Now they're land crabs" Total money quote. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

Once they were men, now they are land crabs #monsterdon

Oh shit! Those things come in pairs!

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@diazona@techhub.social see also

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Did anyone else understand any of that explanation!? #monsterdon

The crab has free atoms, all disconnected #monsterdon

OK, so the voices come from *objects* - the candlestick holder, the gun, the hammer. I'm just slow on the uptake.

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"A blessed event"? Do crabs to eggs or what? #Monsterdon

"Once they were men; now they are crabs"
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If you're not going to save it for science, maybe save it for soup

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Fucking land crabs. #monsterdon #crabrave

Hohn hohn hohn, I shall eat zee brains, hohn hohn hohn #Monsterdon

The alzabo spoke with the voices and the personalities of the dead so that the beast could consume those that loved the dead. #monsterdon #crabrave

"I don't understand" "Nor do I" That's because it's utter bullshit. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

#monsterdon if a blade passes through it like a needle through mercury... See this is why I just get my crab already shelled and cooked

"Look; electricity"
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how many radios does this guy have? and how do none of them work? do these bring him joy because they are not bringing me joy

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If you bury it under a pile of rubble you can’t make bisque. Just sayin’. #Monsterdon

There professor is a shirtless man, here on crab monster isle~
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#Monsterdon Nor do we.

the other grave mistake was pressing the play button about 45 minutes ago. #monsterdon

AAAHHHH!! AAAAAUUUUGGHHH!!! Ok but I still don't get why they're hearing dead people #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

The crabs are apparently holographic? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon This movie is nuts.

@LoganFive@beige.party Oh, you mean medical examiners?

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who gave those crabs tap-shoes??!
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I would name it Snippy and love it
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Am I losing it or was that a very erotically-charged description of how the crab monster died? #monsterdon

@strangefour we are dealing with some seriously cool customers! #Monsterdon

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

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Mmm, man, I'd eat that with a bowl of drawn butter.

...Course I'd eat my own head with drawn butter, so #Monsterdon

Ha ha, you thought it would be your missing friend, but it is I, the giant crab monster! #monsterdon

🦀 THE CYCLE CONTINUES🦀
🦀 ALL RETURNS TO CRAB 🦀
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Yeeeaaahhh!! Snip snip! Get snacking, crab overlords! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon checkov's talking gun, btw whoever called seance at the beginning, BRAVO.

The first time conventional weaponry has ever worked in a #monsterdon episode

So... wait. Are the talking crabs also hypnotic? Or is Dr one hand so delirious from blood loss?
HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THAT COMING? Crabby McCrabbinton was right next to you off camera.
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oh so now they're also vampires? remove the stone from the brain and it comes back to life?
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#Monsterdon Crab ghost voices giving surprisingly good directions.

The Crab Monster Appears In All Its (Cheesy) Glory!

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Anyone got some melted butter? #monsterdon

Our friend is dead, but somehow he can still talk and think through a completely unknown mechanism.

That's a pretty amazing conclusion to jump to.

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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Maybe they're turning people into crabs?

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Guess they're less articulate in person. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

...Well, ANOTHER hand :3 #Monsterdon

hey! there he is! what a big boy! #monsterdon

Again I say: ?????????? #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

"ordinary land crab" you say

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And now ladies and gentlemen, your headliner, THE GIANT CRAB MONSTERS! Give 'em a hand! #Monsterdon

show yourself!
okay, if that's what you're gonna ask for.
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