i confess, i am watching the time stamp on this movie with lots of anticipation. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon So the crabs struck oil? I can’t believe it’s not butter!

#monsterdon see the problem with electrocuting the thing is you need to have everyone else on the island constantly stirring their little coconut cups of electrolyte or it'll

And suddenly happy luau music. You are an electronic genius professor. How many coconuts did you need to build this radio?
#Monsterdon #AttackoftheCrabMonsters

Sure. Maybe guns and grenades will work now. #Monsterdon

Wait, that's it? You'd think there'd be a torpedo from the Navy ship with the drilling equipment.
#Monsterdon

Listening to them yell the water's rising while the rain and wind have distinctly picked up IRL is something alright...

But at least I'm just far enough inland that I *probably* won't have to deal with giant crabs. Probably.

#Monsterdon

Oh sure, maybe the grenades will work this time. #monsterdon

Yeah, sure throw the grenades again, we know they don't work. #Monsterdon

@apLundell Yes. Actually made explicit earlier.

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

Tired: Man Cave
Wired: Crab Cave
#monsterdon

Same footage, same crab

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

Do not hug bullet bra! You could be heavy injured! #monsterdon #crabrave

six grenades and a hammer. my new band name. #monsterdon

@neia @apLundell never go full crab #monsterdon

PROFESSOR NO
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Yeah let's split up!"

There weren't enough horror movies yet made to warn them.😖

@DancinJules … there was a plot? I missed it. #Monsterdon

Stand by for prolonged epilog.

#AttackOfTheCrabMonsters
#Monsterdon

Hi axe cuts through it like butter!

#monsterdon
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I laughed WAY too hard at the future decapitation… #monsterdon

When she can't find a man to hug, a tree will suffice #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

@wohali HA! Not just me! xD

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

@apLundell@octodon.social It's just so awesome, everyone should try being a crab!

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

We've established that bullets pass through the crab but surely grenades will be effective

#Monsterdon

our final throuple has mere moments to solve this problem or die. 🍿🍿🍿 #monsterdon

They will call him Hankcutus of Crab!

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

What burst into flames when he threw the lighter? The crab? The corpse? The electron trap? #monsterdon #crabrave

we will rest in the caves and plan our assault upon the world of men!

now he wants to be bela lugosi

nothing about atomic supermen?

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

Tried: Fortress of solitude to reflect on your life
Wired: Cave of solitude to reflect on destroying humanity
#monsterdon

@apLundell once you go crab, there's no chance of rehab

#Monsterdon

They're being taunted by Jaques Cousteau in a crab suit. #Monsterdon

There always seems to come a point in these movies where I feel I’ve lost the plot, but…I think most of the time the movies have as well… #monsterdon

#monsterdon Apparently when you turn into a crab, you instantly betray humanity and are 100% on team crab.

this guy is the worst 7 zark 7 i've ever heard

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

Time for some snapp music and lunch! #Monsterdon

I'm still not clear on what the bone-cromching noises are about when the crab appears to just be walking around #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

pretty sure everybody in #monsterdon avoids the main stream too

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

That's bingo for me! #Monsterdon

"He knows what he's doing!"

>_> #Monsterdon

Silly arse nearly electrocuted himself - and is now being eaten by the crab. Oh no.

"He knows what he's doing." - REALLY?

#monsterdon

Zippos thrown never miss #monsterdon

I love the implication that this expedition brought enough explosives with them to totally destroy this island?

Although the crabs apparently have some heat-ray powers, so it's not clear how the destruction is divvied up between those two.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon. Don't split up!

im not so sure that he does know what he's doing

#monsterdon

he knows what he's doing? HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING? In THIS movie?!

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

Points for having a giant crab prop though. Face is dumb but the legs are okay.
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chekhov's safety lecture. #monsterdon

Bullet bra once again steals the scene. #monsterdon #crabrave

Ooops! Fried Doc. A delicacy for crabs.

#Monsterdon

Hoisted on his own positive energy petard.

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

Aaaaaand THAT is why you don't neglect your Spot Trap checks. #Monsterdon

The anti-crab trap! Can it be fixed? Less than ten minutes to go...

#monsterdon

And once again, spooky tuba music. #Monsterdon

See how I move with long rocking side-to-side, back-and-forth motions all at once, just like a crab #monsterdon

Smooth move, ExLax #monsterdon

Wait I have lost track of whether this giant crab is male or female

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe why not? There is 10 minutes left. #Monsterdon

“It can be heard long before it can be seen.” Yeah that’s because it won’t shut up. #monsterdon

Pineapple Joe is peak colonialism.
#monsterdon

Sure glad crabs can't swim? #monsterdon

@lorgonumputz Well you want the armed forces there in 15 minutes I don't know a better way

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

oh now there's oil too okay sure oh it's _two_ streams of oil so which is positive and which is negative smart guy

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

@Bluedepth person, woman, man, crab, tv #monsterdon

Elsewhere #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I guess they didn't have the budget to put the giant crab's eyes on stalks like real crabs.🤷‍♂️

NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON THE TIDE #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

Does anyone remember the Alzabo(?) from Book of the New Sun? Could speak with the voices of the dead? Much like these crabs?
#monsterdon

yeah let's go tell them this thing works instead of I DON'T KNOW POUNDING OUT S O S LIKE OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT BECAUSE IT DOES

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

"...how'd you get here"
"that tiny boat. You were on it too. Are you okay?"

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

"Now we won't have to worry about the pit anymore" is a sentence you NEVER want to here. You should always be worrying about the pit. #monsterdon

Spelunking and flirting? At the same time?
THE CRAB IS SNORING.
#Monsterdon #AttackoftheCrabMonsters

ah okok she’s taken #monsterdon bugger

"Is that not oil?" "No, it's molasses. Here's your sign." #Monsterdon

we're out of the pit.
yeah, but we're back on the beach.
#monsterdon

Can one man and woman stand up to the awesome power of crabbe?
#Monsterdon #AttackoftheCrabMonsters

@ryan

This island location restricts typical weaponry seen in #Monsterdon. Bring out bazookas and tanks!!

#Monsterdon
#AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

@clayknight #themonsterdidnothingwrong #monsterdon

"Yes, Carl, but what does it mean?"

I think we're ALL asking that, chief. #Monsterdon

The physical cost is nothing, the real damage when you take a claw is, of course, emotional. #monsterdon

AND LO, THE CRAB SPEAKETH UNTO THEM #monsterdon #attackofthecrabmonsters

yeah, we're 50 minutes into this film, OBVIOUSLY it's time for the woman to fix some food. (-_-) #monsterdon

Dying at the Wizard of Oz voice. 🤣

#Monsterdon

Its human eyes distress me more than anything else. #monsterdon

We shall kill the giant crab with a tiny maser tank. Of course!
#Monsterdon #AttackoftheCrabMonsters

This crab is kind of a douche. #Monsterdon

Ok, does anyone else find the giant crabs sort of weirdly adorable? #monsterdon

If I were them, I'd take the path less travelled.

#monsterdon
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"Goddammit Martha, they're shooting at us!"

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheCrabMonsters

#Monsterdon Hold up ... when did they put the flippers on?

Are those eyes? The crabs now have image forming human like eyes? And they’re looking at me? #monsterdon #crabrave

At least a harpist got a paycheck out of this mess, I guess. #Monsterdon

Oh nice shots, maybe you can use those photos on the movie poster? #monsterdon

Who else sees those diving masks and can smell them from their childhood? #Monsterdon

They eat brains!!! Ack! #Monsterdon

Why do the crabs need to use the dynamite since they’re basically full of heat and you just said they can use the heat to hollow out the caves and blow shit up and they did fine without the dynamite earlier and WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE. #monsterdon #crabrave

*insert atomic science jibberish into the script here*
#Monsterdon #AttackoftheCrabMonsters

@Taweret I'm no crabologist, but I think all this checks out. #monsterdon

why do i ask? well, giant land crabs get a man’s mind to thinkin’ #monsterdon

#Monsterdon That was some of the lamest flirting ever. I mean, wow.