the best part is this guy has no idea how to type

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Every long for the calm, competent, and level-headed story telling of "The Core"?

#monsterdon #zarkorr

One of my pet peeves: Actors who just wiggle their fingers randomly on a keyboard to "simulate typing".

#Monsterdon

in other words, usenet

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Best actor in the movie by far.

#Monsterdon

so, a middling-at-best white guy and a cop discover they have an alien invasion problem, and their solution is to find an intelligent woman and make her figure it out. yeah, that tracks.

#monsterdon #karkorr1996

They should not go to the Cheers bar #Monsterdon

CYBERNAUTS was a great 90s film

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

wouldn't kaiju need a massive amount of food? where do they get the energy to even walk around, let alone shoot lightning out of their eyes?

#monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Um, I work with animals that are not real, not real aliens thank you very much
#monsterdon   

We're gonna need more Crisco

#Monsterdon

A bachelor is an unmarried man <-- classic

#monsterdon
#Zarkorr!TheInvader

hackers came out one year before this movie

#monsterdon

Oh right they haven't invented xenobiology #Monsterdon

WHAT IS THIS MOVIE

#monsterdon

She's correct, there is no such thing as an expert in alien life. At least, not in 1996...

#Monsterdon #TeamZarkorr

Ah. Here's the mad scientist! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👽️👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

Wheelchair man is my least favorite character so far.

“What am I supposed to do?” is the theme of movie. #Monsterdon

"Even if you don't believe me, you're here, you're stuck" every LLM pitch ever #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
#ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Did the cop just grab a DUFFLEGBAG of guns from his car?

#Monsterdon

zarcore didn't last five minutes, i mean, even in the hardcore industrial noisemusic scene there're limits

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Now's her chance...SHOOT TOMMY AND GEORGE

#Monsterdon

oh no, this music is writing checks i fear this movie may attempt to cash.

#monsterdon #karkorr1996

Not dangerous and not crazy, he says, after threatening and kidnapping someone

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Honestly, I prefer over-acting to under-acting in my #Monsterdon movies

I just realized this was the Mulder and Scully origin story. #Monsterdon

"Here, I'll let you shoot me to prove I'm not crazy" #Monsterdon

They taught her tautology when she was a tot.

#Monsterdon

The fade-to-black transitions suggest this was made for TV, or at least intended for TV.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

#monsterdon is this the beyond belief set?!

@wohali Your gummie has kicked in

#Monsterdon

You just need to find the key master.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

ooh that's a nice looking keyboard. is it a Symbolics keyboard? it might be!

#monsterdon

Golfing bag prepper #Monsterdon

Do you think anyone born since 2000 got the reason that the cops both looked worried when they found out he was a postal worker?

#Monsterdon

So SHE knows an expert on alien life, or what?
#monsterdon
#zarkorr1996

#monsterdon Oh! Maybe there's a bunch of undelivered mail for Zarkorr!

The good news is that AI models have been trained on the script for this movie.

#monsterdon

I know a place
Where the music is fine, and the lights are always low
I know a place
Where we can go

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

She shoulda shot him. #monsterdon

It started out so promising....

#Monsterdon

A tautology is a tautology #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👽👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

this is one useless cryptozoologist i guess

“I know a place we can go…

…where everyone knows your name”.

#Monsterdon

Tautology is a specialized branch of criscozoology

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

"I'm not an expert. I'm literally median average mid. "

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

@YsengrinWolf

"Billy ... we gotta talk..."

#Monsterdon
#Zarkorr1996

#monsterdon I wouldn't rely on the conspiracy-theory cop to supply any useful plans.

@moira they have ONE microphone and a cheap tape deck and you want lighting? pffft. #monsterdon

Oh god, why did that sound like a pick up line? #Monsterdon

Crypto Zoologist just always get kidnapped, truly the most dangerous work
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RE: https://techhub.social/@pngwen/116830844065743007

That is a tautology

#monsterdon
#Zarkorr!TheInvader

You know what this movie is missing? A little kid with an itch ray.

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

#monsterdon Do we need a Bechdel test for plot?

A cop with a tenuous connection to reality is a very iffy friend to have.

#monsterdon
#zarkorrtheinvader1996

Was that a quiver of long guns the cop just got from his trunk?

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

So, WHY did he have to stay in his work uniform?

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader 🦖

That's not the worst pan but nor was it seemingly a useful pan #Monsterdon

Ah excellent I was worried we weren't going to get a casio keyboard soundtrack #monsterdon

The key is the key. B-Motherfuckin' Flat. #monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

The Cop: He Convinced me!

Buddy, you thought Feeders was a documentary.

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Cheesy dialog - I don’t have any other wheels here, we’re just gonna have to hoof it. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

#Monsterdon 👽👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

that's definitely not a tottology.

(I haven't even talked about the colour matching being so bad that the cop car had red and green lights)

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

The music is trying really hard to be Terminator music.
#Monsterdon

The rest of your life... all three hours of it?

#Monsterdon
#Zarkorr1996

That was a quick night to day transition.

#Monsterdon #XarkorrTheInvader1996

Thanks officer #acab

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

"I could probably force her"
Oh George.

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

george, no one cares about you, shut up.

#monsterdon #karkorr1996

The trailer led me to believe there would be more tiny alien screen time.

#monsterdon

Police officers having an in with a warehouse so they can hide their patrol cars until things cool off is the most realistic plot element yet!

#Monsterdon #TeamZarkorr

This could have been a great comedy.

#Monsterdon

Ok this is approaching actually funny. #Monsterdon

Maybe seeing Velocipastor 3 times last month has warped me.

So this is where you hold up a mirror and have it shoot itself with its laser beam eyes.

Or cut off its tail and use a giant mecha to beat it with its own appendage.

Those are valid tactics right?

#Monsterdon

#KillItWithFore #MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

RE: https://hachyderm.io/users/combatwombat/statuses/116830837086678628

So what this movie is telling us is, Tommy's the only one that's going to see the quest marker floating over the Means to Defeat Zarkorr?

#Monsterdon

I can't wait to see a miniature replica of this warehouse get crushed or 'sploded.

#Monsterdon

Cryptozoologist with white teeth...my disbelief suspenders are about to snap.

#Monsterdon

The outdoors on the other side of that warehouse roll-up door is awfully bright for it being nighttime ...

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

It's gonna be the common cold or a Baconator, isn't it? #Monsterdon

Talking about the weapon thing like this is an arbitrary rule that's been placed on his monster-fighting.

#monsterdon #karkorr1996

Cough, masers, cough
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#Monsterdon

Postal worker can bore Zarkorr to death by making it watch this movie.

He's the only one who can figure it out.

Welp, I hope we at least get some good commemorative stamps.

#Monsterdon

"Nothing on Earth could survive that"

I think you mean "nothing FROM Earth" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👽👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

I think the crypto zoologist should know this right away: Zarkorr! is too big to be a biped. Get Zarkorr! to run, or, ideally, to skip. Zarkorr! will experience the sports injury to end all sports injuries.

"I could probably force her."

YOU'RE NOT HELPING, CRAZY COW-MUTIlLATION-FANBOY WHITE COP DUDE

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Couldn't they at least have stolen more than ONE roar for the monster?

@brews

That would explain my case of Helsinki Syndrome

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

"If it's not me, it's nobody"

So like, he's running in a primary election then?

#Monsterdon #TeamZarkorr

@wohali Not sure anyone was thinking about this movie
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Goodness gracious, great balls of fire?

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Hey maybe head to Area 51, I bet they got some special weapons there. #Monsterdon

I blame Pulp Fiction and Mars Attacks! for a lot of this #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
#ZarkorrTheInvader1996

It's the War of the Worlds #Monsterdon

This movie has a real Rick Sloane (Hobgoblins, Blood Theatre) feel to it. #monsterdon

This movie wouldn't be so awful it only it weren't trying to get us to root for characters who make terrible decisions.

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996