The special effects! That car that is literally a little box.The walls falling like big chunks of cardboard...

#monsterdon
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@diazona XOXO #monsterdon

Did this Cybernaut fund this movie so that's why he got the extremely long, pointless and annoying scene?
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#monsterdon This 'lab' is way too clean for the character who runs it. It should be Dennis Nedry x 18

Class consciousness in Zarkorr. #Monsterdon

At least this movie keeps track of time zones...

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#Zarkorr1996

Was anything in that conversation ... material? #Monsterdon

Yeah, Zarkorr is having a blast with the miniature set destruction.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

I wonder what Zarkorr is up to

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Wow, you can actually see the cardboard set pieces moving back and forth.

#Monsterdon

I prefer Zarkorr to stomp you now. #monsterdon

He's stomping on the factory that makes models of other factories! Yeah! Go Zarkorr!

#Monsterdon #TeamZarkorr

#monsterdon I miss the tiny girl.

I was promised a movie with a tiny girl.

Interesting thing: the "average person" is less a stereotype than any of the other characters. Not much less, but somewhat less.

#monsterdon
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@moira There's still time for Zarkorr to off him.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader 🦖

@wohali Don't blame me, I voted for Critter 4!
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I'll bet #zarkorr doesn't have to deal with this

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Why are we listening to a bad actor make fart noises and ramble?
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

Uh, why hasn't she had his ass arrested? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Scrappy Doo needs to fuck off

Pretty sure Arthur is Gossip Girl

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

"it'll take a while"

sir, this movie isn't that long, let's get moving.

#monsterdon #karkorr1996

Zarkorr needs to step on Arthur.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Let’s go find someone nuttier!
#monsterdon

I would love to have less of this guy.

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Fook the red-tipped owl. #Monsterdon

"The dialogue just keeps going like this for 15 minutes."
"Fade to black. Jump cut."

#monsterdon

Any of you who voted for this film are getting a timeout.

Go on, go to your corner.

No wait, stop, that's too good for you. Keep watching this film.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👽👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

save the red tipped dwarf owl! Probably Zarkorr! is friends with the red tipped dwarf owl.

Talking Heads discussing what the monster is doing, rather than oh, I dunno, SHOWING US WHAT THE MONSTER IS DOING, is for whatever mysterious reason a choice that this movie sure did make, yep....

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Rooting for Zakorr TBH
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, fuck off compu-douche

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#monsterdon Why did she stay in touch with this guy?!

watched a week’s worth of tv watching this movie #Monsterdon

@apLundell We have to earn the kaiju action sequence at the end. Zarkorr only belongs to the most persistent of movie viewers.

#Monsterdon #TeamZarkorr

Wonder what Zarkorr is doing.

... they napalmed them?

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

I could be watching the Black Lizard (Kuro Tokage the 1968 version, not the 1962 version I already saw it, great movie with fun musical numbers) right now. I've been meaning to watch it for ages, because it's based on an Egogawa Rampo detective story I really liked. I extra wanna watch it now since the female lead was played by the drag queen Akihiro Miwa who just passed away.
But no I am watching Zarkorr...
#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

@trixter@retro.pizza This is 1996, two years after Eternal September. There's going to be nothing good there, only spam

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Was Arthur trying to match w/ anyone #Monsterdon

The cybernaut is quite open-minded it turns out

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@trixter haha, usenet

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@YsengrinWolf I mean yes that's accurate

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

he’s eccentric

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This wasn’t believable in 96, it hasn’t aged well. #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

His touch-typing style seems inefficient, just stroking a ton of keys and it picking out a handful of individual letters from it.

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

if ($reporter == "schmuck") then
continue
fi

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Zakorr is probably destroying such a lovely model town right now. I can picture it
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Just go on alt.news.kaiju my man

#monsterdon #karkorr1996

#monsterdon our three heroes recount the plot to a captive nerd who sobs in terror or mirth

Ok, we've had quite enough of this. Let's get back to stomp and rawr!

#Monsterdon #TeamZarkorr

Cybernaut, coming soon to a VHS tape near you #monsterdon

Stephanie...just like the princess!

#Monsterdon

Where's the modem noise? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon ....Cybernaut. Yeah. Okay. Are they going to even show us a screen or make us trust this grown up version of the Mac'n Me kid?

We're dead, aren't we, #monsterdon ?

We've died and this is hell.

#zarkorr

This guy sounds like someone doing an impression of Lin-Manuel Miranda.

#Monsterdon

OK, the hacker is now pumping them for their sexual proclivities, out of the blue.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

90s cyber culture portrayal was... Something else

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"i'm writing a little program here"

because google hasn't been invented yet.

#monsterdon #karkorr1996

I wonder what the SFX guy is doing right now

#monsterdon

I'll take hacker Stereotypes for $200, Alex...

#Monsterdon
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He's keyboard smashing for mommy #Monsterdon

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I too would like the data to come up quickly because I can't stand this arthur person

Well the good news is it's more than half over #monsterdon

No idea what the plot was but I’ve lost it now. Where did Arthur come? a cybernaut? #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

This guy is overly concerned with other folks romantic lives.

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Nitpick: if you want an expert on alien life you need an astrobiologist not a cryptozoologist

because it seems to be really important to this movie that you get the terminology right

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

This little computer duder is as hectic and confusing as the rest of this movie.

#Monsterdon #XarkorrTheInvader1996

#Monsterdon 👽️👾👦🧚‍♀️🥊🫣 😱

Arthur needs to get stepped on.

CRT tuned to Gendervision™️ What even is going on here #Monsterdon

I too prefer cybernaut

#monsterdon

Oh my gosh, this is going to be more crazy than that CSI episode where they try to defeat the hacker by using tha same keyboard at the same time
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"Anybody feel like Mexican?"

That would have been a perfect moment to have gotten a Taco Bell sponsorship and maybe spent a few more minutes of film on SFX rather than that garbage

#monsterdon

I like spazzy geek over cybernaut. #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne this cast is also simulating acting

#monsterdon

Larry Page?
#Monsterdon

Who's the giggling homeless guy? #Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf

No! That's *cybernauting*.

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr

#monsterdon I wouldn't say any of these people are "good actors", but I do find the main guy believable as a sweaty lunatic so I guess there's that

#monsterdon He just plaps on the keyboard... lol… sure, fine, whatever.

This thing is ironically post-modern enough to do a fight club and have everything monster related be a figment of this guy's imagination, isn't it? #Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader
#ZarkorrTheInvader1996

"Ah yes, I'm writing Bing right now. Budget couldn't afford Google."

#Monsterdon

"This isn't funny" boy you got THAT right #monsterdon

I bet Zarkorr is having a blast right now
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(types QWERTYPLOY over and over) I'm writing a program! #monsterdon :facepalm:

Let's hit the 1200 baud BBSes, that's where the real deal is.

#Monsterdon #TeamZarkorr

Local TV stations, who ever heard of such a thing?

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader

Let's try twitching our fingers over the home keys randomly. #monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

Press a bunch of random keys on a keyboard. That's hacking.

#Monsterdon #ZarkorrTheInvader1996

Excuse me, Stephanie!

This movie is abusing politeness excessively.

#monsterdon

Langley, Byers, and Frohike got blended into one guy :o

#monsterdon

Is that computer running Prince OS? #Monsterdon

Okay, I will give in to the cyber naught. Sound cool
#monsterdon
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Okay, a cybernaut. #Monsterdon

STOP REPEATING THE PLOT

WE WERE THERE, WE SAW IT THE FIRST TIME

#Monsterdon

"It's totally ridiculous."

Lady, you're a cryptozoologist. You study Bigfoot, Champy, and (most importantly given where you are) the Jersey Devil.

#Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996

#monsterdon The first rule of the tautology club is the first rule of the tautology club. ✔️

Not much of a Net in 1996. #Monsterdon

Cybernaut… my…god…

I think #Hackers had a more believable hacking sequence than… the Cybernaut…

#monsterdon

the best part is this guy has no idea how to type

#monsterdon #Zarkorr1996