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Carl Orff.

One of the great Yeti composers.

Yeah, I'd react the same way from being woken from a lengthy, deathlike sleep.

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#monsterdon What? Why is the helicopter out of control? How did the Yeti do that?

Can the middle aged man please quit holding onto the teenager? #monsterdon

him angy

(or maybe just freaked the hell out to wake up THOUSANDS OF FEET IN THE AIR IN A LITTLE BOX)

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Gee, I guess the little RC copter is out of range.
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#Monsterdon It’s not attached to his heart. That’s the beat of his giant leathery ballsack! Swinging cojones! Ice cube edition.

#monsterdon let's drop the yeti that we painstakeningly revived

need... hot cheeto... charge my phone.... #monsterdon

I love how they act like something that's been encased in ice for a million years is nbd to thaw and have it be alive.

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Give him Sed A Give!!?? #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

@SnoopJ Thought it was filmed with Italian actors?

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lassie's just like goddammit, i have got to get a better agent

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@SnoopJ I thought it is

Or, someone said it was recorded in English and then overdubbed anyway, because why not

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"QUick Cliff, press the red button"

Jane: "HEY! Not that one!"

:bloblewd:

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yeti hearts sounds like helicopters

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WHOOP here he is #monsterdon

Yeti has AMAZING hair. #Monsterdon

OMG - did they put the electrodes on his HAIR?!? #monsterdon

OH NO the yeti is shaking the camera! #monsterdon

Why are they so excited #monsterdon #yeti1977

Yeti: oh my God what did I do last night?
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MELTY

A one million year old giant in the 20th century. What could go wrong. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

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INDIO !!!!

He's so wet #monsterdon #yeti1977

@OliviaVespera True, I've never had the pleasure of dissecting one myself. Real lack in my education, I blame my high school biology teachers.

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Who the fuck is handsome guy and why is he hugging my wife? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon woah~ that was an epic night, where the hell am i now

"Quick! Press the red button!"

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so the yeti is, uh, just kind of a hairy guy?

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When will Herbie go bananas?

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We can't bring humans back from the dead but we sure can resuscitate a giant we found in the ice

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"Will you go penguin sledding with me?" - Recently thawed Yeti, probably

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She looks a little TOO happy imo

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Don't forget to take him to the Probulator after he wakes up

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"Cliff! Press the red button!"

They're ALL RED, you dipshit! #Monsterdon

Snowbeast may be alive but if your ECG looks like a sine wave he can't be that healthy #Monsterdon

Lassie! #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

waking up at 10,000 ft midair in a clear plastic box seems like a real swell way to get the blood pumping in the morning 🥴
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They didn't even try to make the yeti look monstrous. Is there going to be a romance subplot involving it?

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guess they all really like yetis #monsterdon

I can't get over how much this movie feels like it's an English dub of something recorded in not-English, despite being an English-language film

Edit: I am being told this is in fact a dub, so that makes sense

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#monsterdon oh look lassie!!!

why are they so happy

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It's alive!!!

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how big are those wires? if you assume some sort of scale. and they're held on with glue.

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Surely you can't be Yeti? I am but don't call me Shirley.

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"Gradual" thawing like that is what's causing floods where i live.

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water boils at lower temperatures at higher altitudes. this is what i'm assuming is the reasoning behind this helicopter adventure, so they don't have to cook the yeti to defrost him

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You've seen How to Train Your Dragon. Now watch How to Thaw Your Yeti. #Monsterdon #yeti1977

Guy in the back waiting for a handshake... pick up your cue, "Scientist"!

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"The Yeti Is Alive!" and the doc's daughter is overcome by and erotic rush.

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I can see my cave from here. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Lassie? Lassie is in this movie? Did Yeti fall down the well girl?
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THE EN--

DAMMIT SIR! YOU SAID NO MACHINES.

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Art.

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Dollars to donuts Yeti is the helicopter pilot's DAD! #monsterdon

I see, this is an homage to the shower scene in Psycho #monsterdon

Defib him! #Monsterdon

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I hope he doesn't suffer from fear of heights.

I think the pilot is a yeti in disguise #Monsterdon

Yayti! #Monsterdon

"The yeti! IS ALIVE!"

...Uh, yay? I guess that's good? I guess? #Monsterdon

You don't even know if he's depressed, and you're prescribing ECT? Fucking modern medicine man.

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Omg it's Hagrid!

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@OliviaVespera REACTIONS!

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pew-pew intensifies

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#Monsterdon is this like a weird arrangement of carmina burana or is it a ripoff of carmina burana?

I see they are using the Bob and Doug McKenzie version of Carmina Burana, the lack of synchronization rights remix.

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that chopper pilot looks like he's made a lot of "midnight runs" if ya know what I mean... #monsterdon

Did the ADR team use a distressed cat for these sound effects?

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#monsterdon what is the woman's job in this film? why is she in the helicopter?

The oscilloscope shows the heart beat? Uh, that's not the same as an EKG you know? Does the Yeti have some sort of prong output?

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One cold Yeti!

Defrosting Yeti!

Shock his brain and heart now!

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[LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL BAND PLAYS O FORTUNA]
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Thank god he’s got an oscilloscope with sound. #Monsterdon

Imagine waking up after 1000s of years suspended from a helicopter above Canada
Poor bastard

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I'll lose it if the Doctor says: "And step up the Reactor Power Input three more points!" #monsterdon #rhps

@paco That is the most Canadian outfit Italy could afford.
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twist a knob! turn a dial! ogle an oscilloscope!

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„Fascinating, instead of a heart he has a tiny squeaky mouse running in a wheel.“ #monsterdon

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By George, the pulse sounds like someone trying cardboard box drumming for the very first time!

What did the Yeti breathe before he was frozen? #Monsterdon #yeti1977

They're using the hell out of Carmina Burana for a soundtrack. When they're not doing chick-chicka-bow-wow.

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#Monsterdon *rinsing all the shampoo out of my hair*

More fantastic costuming. #monsterdon

I guess they had to lift the creature into the air to speed the thawing because they didn't have bushels of Mentos then #monsterdon

it was so the ice would sublimate/melt at a lower temperature??? because high altitude? that's... that's actually *vaguely* reasonable aside from the being in a helicopter part

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@brooke THAT'S why I haven't noticed anything weird about the clothes. They just feel like home.

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Oh for tuna! Well, at Luna's. Let's take this Yeti out to lunch 🎶
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mm, delicious science beepy noises. #monsterdon

mountain yeti oysters are the rarest of delicacies

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I realize the Himalayas are tall and yes there is more UV at that altitude, but they aren't exactly in the ozone layer science guy.

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I keep getting jump scared by this tense music, I forgot (or didn't realize? 🥴 ) that it was actual music and not just meme shit for car commercials or w/e
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CLEAR! Breathe, you goddamn yeti, breathe! Don't give in! #Monsterdon

O Poor Yeti!

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Yeti. Part of this complete balanced breakfast.

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Herbie appears to be the Harpo Marx of this merry little band. #monsterdon

Oh is he one of those grow yetis that you put in water #monsterdon #yeti1977