Rapidly thumbing through my grant proposal binder to the page titled "protocol in case yeti is hostile" and it's a picture of the Monopoly man with his pockets turned inside out. #monsterdon
he is in a subjectively tiny little cage, what else is the yeti supposed to do than break out and be mad about being in a cage!!!! #monsterdon
#monsterdon let the yeti out of the tardis so it can fight lassie
Another between the knees shot: #monsterdong unfurls
#monsterdon He just wants to sing you some a song. probably play some rock music
I don't know what kind of hair product he was using a million years ago, but I want some. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977
If we can't move the giant feet, how about we shake the camera a bunch while they're in frame #monsterdon
“I’ve seen these monsters arrive before, we might need to flee fast” probably #Monsterdon
Yeti looks so handsome like he just got back from the groomers :blobaww: #Monsterdon
Now that's a mullet!
glass didn't stop the giant monster? well that's surprising
"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the future. I give you - YETI."
Maybe they shouldn't have made the cage out of twizzlers. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977
is the yeti scream the one they used for R2D2 screaming when getting shocked?
eeeeeeuch stop licking things D: #Monsterdon
How tall is the Yeti? 20 feet? 50 feet? We may never know. Bigger than a Bigfoot but smaller than a Godzilla.
#Monsterdon #Yeti
Envious of that vintage flannel.
#monsterdon Anyone else think that was about to become a WKRP bit?
"Remain calm and do nothing to excite him" /Horn section puts their lungs out blowing horn
Oh my, these yeti facial expressions do not go along with the dubbed in sounds.
They spent a lot of money on those huge feet. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977
This man's cheek acting is inspiring
When he roars he sounds startled. #Monsterdon
I predict The Canadian Blow Dry will be the new hair salon trend.
IT'S THE LEAD SINGER OF CHILLIWACK, RUN, RUN!
Oh! My original Bingo card had "breaking chains" on it, but I lost it and got a new one that doesn't have it. Doh!
Even hair metal band fans are like: What de fuq are you? #Monsterdon
Did he say "it's a she"? #monsterdon
I don't think Yeti likes the miniature dire wolf
more like YELLti, amirite? #monsterdon
amateurs. why didn't they use CHROME STEEL #monsterdon
The collie is so cute! I hope it survives!
#Monsterdon #Yeti
Ye-taint! 😂
#Monsterdon 🦍 🌨️ 🗓️ 😱
Indio is doin a big bork!
Oh dear, looks like we're gonna have to rely on the tender heart of a child to bring this yeti under control--
Whoops, kid just got trampled to death, never mind #Monsterdon
Did not need to see Yeti taint.
definitely no lights, he clearly can't stand light in full sunlight daylight
"I ask you all to be calm and do nothing to excite him" says the guy who just flew this poor guy 10,000 feet into the air in a phone booth
Lassi telling the yeti there's trouble at the old well. #monsterdon
Lassie is telling Yeti Timmy fell into the well again. #monsterdon
"Quick, someone check whether he's documented" #monsterdon
I think the musical theme is "Carmina Burrata"*
* yes, I know it's "Burana," except this is ever so slightly wrong, like thus the "Burrata"
BIG BIG FOOT
All the tropes. #Monsterdon
Either the Yeti doesn't have private parts, or they're proportionally very small private parts.
#monsterdon rip #lassie
Yeti no like chain accessories.
Reflecting the sun with mirrors into the windows of a landing helicopter is always a great way to greet visitors. #Monsterdon #yeti1977
"Ancestor" of ours? No one said EVILOTUION was gonna be in this Italian godless socialist film! #monsterdon
You fool, the white button is COCAINE GAS!
I have to guess these are non-English-speaking actors mouthing their lines as best they can, then being dubbed over. The result looks like a Bad Lip Reading video. #monsterdon
Next up, the Yeti will perform the Log Driver's Waltz
this toot just for @bunnyhero and @nev
"He’s a Human Being!”
Umm, pretty sure he’s a different species, but I get what you mean.
Don't worry, I'll take care of everything *lifts megaphone* COMMENCE DEVOURING THE YETI! #monsterdon
#monsterdon
Clearly this man is just Tom Baker.
YEP THEM'S BALLS
at some point, the Yeti is going to be needing to take his "I just woke up after sleeping for 1 million years" piss, and I don't know if I want to see that or not.
So the yeti is human now? This is new
Never buy your Yeti chains from Temu
Ads to movie ratio on Plex On Demand is seriously in favor of ads.
someone button this mans shirt up!!!!!!
#monsterdon
💡 TURN OFF THOSE LIGHTS 💡 #Monsterdon
I don't think the solution is dry shampoo #monsterdon
Very selective pan there. Missed a couple 'bits' if you know what I mean. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977
Man that Yeti has big... hands.
In less than 10 years they went from this to Harry and the Hendersons. Progress!! #Monsterdon #Yeti1977
Oh, wait! I think it was on Monty Python and the Holy Grail when they sailed across the water at the end, after the Bridge of Death Scene.
#monsterdon those are some big feet
These set piece scenes are too long for my taste. Gotta fill your runtime though, I guess
(um, 10,000 feet. my zero key is acting up.)
"Be calm, and do nothing to excite him."
"Do nothing to excite him!"
So, just keep producing this movie. Nothing exciting at all. #Monsterdon
we! better! get! a! yeti! getting! dressed! montage! i want! to ! see ! some !!! bellbottoms!!!!!! on ! that ! b****!!!!$!!!!!!$@$!$$
#monsterdon
#monsterdon By the way , this helicopter set is great.
I like the corrugated plastic tube up the middle.
why does it look like he's covered in milk
#Monsterdon #Yeti1977 #YetiGiantOfThe20thCentury
so they're just setting back down where they were? WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DEFROST HIM AT ALTITUDE?
Carmina Barana O Bore-dum-a.
This scene is twice as exciting if you've never seen a helicopter before. #monsterdon
Herbie the grandchild looks like a 1920s flapper. #Monsterdon
Collie spotted! #Monsterdon
"All the papers want to know whose shirts Yeti wears..." 🎶
Decent life sized Yeti prop. Aslong as you don't focus on anything above the knees. Or wonder how tall he is. Or why his arms are down to his knees.
#Monsterdon #Yeti
not many films are brave enough to give a helicopter rotor such a prominent part
Are we in Canada or Alaska? #Monsterdon
i think these people are very stupid maybe
This helicopter footage appears to be running in reverse. 🤔
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I wonder how big his schwanzensausage is - being as he just woke up and all
Hm, yeti's made of novelty foam rubber. #Monsterdon
PLEASE I want to know Yayti's haircare routine!
Somebody left the window rolled down. #monsterdon
@YsengrinWolf SCIENCE 🤦
And everyone falls over from the sedative gas.
Is it just me or is the score like an off-key Orff?
#Monsterdon
Canadians love yetis! #monsterdon
Separated at birth #Monsterdon
And here we see Wilt Chamberlain descending the stairs, having delivered the ultimatum to the Yeti Powers... #Monsterdon
The oscilloscope is swearing but all we get to hear is BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP #monsterdon
@starkraving666: "That actor is amazing."
Me: "The writing is NOT."
Are they drugging the Yeti?
#monsterdon
camera shaaaaaaaaaaake