Oh! My original Bingo card had "breaking chains" on it, but I lost it and got a new one that doesn't have it. Doh!

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Even hair metal band fans are like: What de fuq are you? #Monsterdon

Did he say "it's a she"? #monsterdon

I don't think Yeti likes the miniature dire wolf

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more like YELLti, amirite? #monsterdon

YETI HOP! Yeti raowr~
#Monsterdon #Yeti

The collie is so cute! I hope it survives!

#Monsterdon #Yeti

amateurs. why didn't they use CHROME STEEL #monsterdon

Ye-taint! 😂

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#Monsterdon 🦍 🌨️ 🗓️ 😱

Indio is doin a big bork!

Did not need to see Yeti taint.

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Oh dear, looks like we're gonna have to rely on the tender heart of a child to bring this yeti under control--

Whoops, kid just got trampled to death, never mind #Monsterdon

definitely no lights, he clearly can't stand light in full sunlight daylight

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Lassi telling the yeti there's trouble at the old well. #monsterdon

"I ask you all to be calm and do nothing to excite him" says the guy who just flew this poor guy 10,000 feet into the air in a phone booth

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Lassie is telling Yeti Timmy fell into the well again. #monsterdon

"Quick, someone check whether he's documented" #monsterdon

I think the musical theme is "Carmina Burrata"*

* yes, I know it's "Burana," except this is ever so slightly wrong, like thus the "Burrata"

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WHY ARE THEY RIFLES CLIFF? #monsterdon

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BIG BIG FOOT

All the tropes. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon rip #lassie

Either the Yeti doesn't have private parts, or they're proportionally very small private parts.

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Yeti no like chain accessories.

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Reflecting the sun with mirrors into the windows of a landing helicopter is always a great way to greet visitors. #Monsterdon #yeti1977

"Ancestor" of ours? No one said EVILOTUION was gonna be in this Italian godless socialist film! #monsterdon

You fool, the white button is COCAINE GAS!

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I have to guess these are non-English-speaking actors mouthing their lines as best they can, then being dubbed over. The result looks like a Bad Lip Reading video. #monsterdon

Next up, the Yeti will perform the Log Driver's Waltz

this toot just for @bunnyhero and @nev

#cancon

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"He’s a Human Being!”

Umm, pretty sure he’s a different species, but I get what you mean.

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Don't worry, I'll take care of everything *lifts megaphone* COMMENCE DEVOURING THE YETI! #monsterdon

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Clearly this man is just Tom Baker.

YEP THEM'S BALLS

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at some point, the Yeti is going to be needing to take his "I just woke up after sleeping for 1 million years" piss, and I don't know if I want to see that or not.

#monsterdon #yeti

So the yeti is human now? This is new

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Never buy your Yeti chains from Temu

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someone button this mans shirt up!!!!!!
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Ads to movie ratio on Plex On Demand is seriously in favor of ads.

💡 TURN OFF THOSE LIGHTS 💡 #Monsterdon

I don't think the solution is dry shampoo #monsterdon

Very selective pan there. Missed a couple 'bits' if you know what I mean. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Man that Yeti has big... hands.

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In less than 10 years they went from this to Harry and the Hendersons. Progress!! #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Oh, wait! I think it was on Monty Python and the Holy Grail when they sailed across the water at the end, after the Bridge of Death Scene.

https://don.monster/@ramsey/114175135642800968

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#monsterdon those are some big feet

These set piece scenes are too long for my taste. Gotta fill your runtime though, I guess

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(um, 10,000 feet. my zero key is acting up.)

"Be calm, and do nothing to excite him."

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"Do nothing to excite him!"

So, just keep producing this movie. Nothing exciting at all. #Monsterdon

Walking down stairs

Walking down stairs

Walking down stairs from the he-li-cop-ter

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we! better! get! a! yeti! getting! dressed! montage! i want! to ! see ! some !!! bellbottoms!!!!!! on ! that ! b****!!!!$!!!!!!$@$!$$
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#monsterdon By the way , this helicopter set is great.

I like the corrugated plastic tube up the middle.

why does it look like he's covered in milk
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so they're just setting back down where they were? WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DEFROST HIM AT ALTITUDE?

#monsterdon #yeti

Carmina Barana O Bore-dum-a.

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This scene is twice as exciting if you've never seen a helicopter before. #monsterdon

Herbie the grandchild looks like a 1920s flapper. #Monsterdon

Collie spotted! #Monsterdon

"All the papers want to know whose shirts Yeti wears..." 🎶

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Decent life sized Yeti prop. Aslong as you don't focus on anything above the knees. Or wonder how tall he is. Or why his arms are down to his knees.
#Monsterdon #Yeti

not many films are brave enough to give a helicopter rotor such a prominent part

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

Are we in Canada or Alaska? #Monsterdon

i think these people are very stupid maybe

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This helicopter footage appears to be running in reverse. 🤔

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I wonder how big his schwanzensausage is - being as he just woke up and all

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Hm, yeti's made of novelty foam rubber. #Monsterdon

PLEASE I want to know Yayti's haircare routine!

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Somebody left the window rolled down. #monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf SCIENCE 🤦

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And everyone falls over from the sedative gas.

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Is it just me or is the score like an off-key Orff?
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Canadians love yetis! #monsterdon

Separated at birth #Monsterdon

@starkraving666: "That actor is amazing."
Me: "The writing is NOT."

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The oscilloscope is swearing but all we get to hear is BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP #monsterdon

And here we see Wilt Chamberlain descending the stairs, having delivered the ultimatum to the Yeti Powers... #Monsterdon

Are they drugging the Yeti?
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camera shaaaaaaaaaaake

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You're gonna give him freezer burn like that, dude.

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YETI got his hair did by the costume designer for Jesus Christ Superstar… #monsterdon

Wait, you took the Yeti to 1,00 feet so it would thaw in a climate it's accustomed to, but now he's thawed you're bringing him back down?

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Another Academy Award nominee… I present the guy who plays the Yeti. Funny how he sounds like and elephant mixed with a lion.
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@diazona @SnoopJ i think this was not uncommon for italian genre movies. i've definitely seen a lot of 70s italian horror done the same way #monsterdon

Wake it up, wake it up!

Put it back, put it back!

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WELLLCOME TO THE WORRRRRRLD OF TOMORROW!

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

#Monsterdon oh! his ears finally came unclogged

chopper pilot let go of the collective and doomed them all

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Whatever they paid Mimmo Crao to wear that Yeti get up, it wasn't enough #Monsterdon

I know that sound anywhere!

That's LAVOS!

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The kid’s name is Herbie? Is he an elf dentist?? #Monsterdon

Did Cliff's shirt just get majorly unbuttoned after the kissless make out scene?!? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Hey, Yeti: Q Shaman called. He wants his look back.

Let the yeti fly the helicopter, seems like that's what he's doing anyway

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Quick! Yeti sleeping gas!!

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HE'S FREAKIN OUT #monsterdon

#Monsterdon your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could bla bla

@SnoopJ
Dubbed from Canadian, eh.

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I see the blowdryers have fully engaged

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This is actually the Canadian version of Doctor Who

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They didn't really think this through, did they? #Monsterdon

@SordidAmok That's why he's having trouble keeping it aloft. One toke over the line.

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