Vicious bands of kids rampaging though the mall, tearing apart shoppers in the throes of their yeti fever

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What did they feed these kids to get so hyped up about the YETI?

Again with the helicopter transit?

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Aqua Net is good for Yeti boo boos.

It's science.

I fucking CACKLED at "We're taking the Yeti to Toronto" #Monsterdon

I keep thinking about much money they must have spent on that nipple and I expect we are going to see it again, I'm just trying to guess in what context

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Okay I'm taking a Benadryl and if I conk out before the end of this movie, I conk out #Monsterdon

lmao that goon just rubbing the side of the yeti crate
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We've reinforced the twizzlers. Nothing could possibly go wrong this time. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Putting Yeti branding on things totally unrelated is the most realistic thing in this movie.

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I hope this film has a montage of scenes where the Yeti goes to a spa, gets a new hairdo, mani pedi, the works!

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I hope everyone now understands why I have multiple clips from Yeti saved on my phone #Monsterdon

@srol Capitalism is ... #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

CN Tower SPOTTED

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Lassie is trying to explain about the nipple #Monsterdon

Capitalism and monsters do not mix. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Small human Girl, it's pronounced 'Yeti'. "

Yeah this is definitely a worse plan to capitalize on the yeti than the fairy captors in Mothra #monsterdon

#monsterdon i want that shirt

Oh so my cup is actually made of Yeti, good to know

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"Put a Yeti in your tank and you'll have giant power"

INCREDIBLE

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Where do you go for all your name-brand Yeti needs?

Yeti city! YETI CITY! Yeti City!

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The yeti likes the kids because they have fur jackets?
"Kenny is now his son. And you are his wife. I suppose marrying at a young age is normal here in Canaditaly."
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wha'ts HAPPENING #monsterdon

(Why is Tony stropping a straight razor against his _hand_?)

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Antonellina Interlenghi (plays Jane) was 16 at the time this was filmed.

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#monsterdon "The scientists will arrive tomorrow"

Tomorrow? Then why did you thaw him out today?!?

It’s really a shame that Yeti is set in Newfoundland. If it were in western Canada, it would qualify as a Spaghetti Western! #Monsterdon

Yeti city! YETI CITY! Yeti City!

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#Monsterdon what... what is the first-aid spray?

lol, they're just going to display him in the same failed cage apparatus he broke out of before?

Again, I can believe it.

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#monsterdon Even prehistoric Yeti know that the best treatment for a gunshot wound is an unmarked aerosol can.

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This part is reminding me about the ban on aerosols that came into effect after this movie, I guess, and also that I didn't expect to see a movie with a chick spraying bactine on a yeti hand

"yeeti come"

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Have we really got another fucking hour left in this fucking movie #Monsterdon

I wonder what the monster is up-

oh yeah, he's being creeepy

but not the fun monster kinda creepy

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First aid in the 70s was a different world.

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i am laughing SO HARD right now, all of you are cracking me up 🤣 🤣 🤣 #monsterdon

Of all the times to regret identifying as a Creature Lover
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So, Cliff is creepy and almost 3 times her age. She'll be in love with him by the end.

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lol, TBF we thought the Cybertruck was a wild idea but the "PUT THE YETI ON EVERYTHING" is bolder...

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Your Outie is a yeti.

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#Monsterdon Yeti junk in the trunk.

AH yes ... in the era when CFCs could fix anything. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

@Zerofactorial @Lazarou #monsterdon
Absolutely!

If this were made today, David Harbour would play the yeti.

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Don't look up. #monsterdon

That’s how I treat my bullet wounds. #Monsterdon

Oh no, she's going to spray disinfectant on him? He's going to scar!!!

(I'm assuming that's disinfectant and not lidocaine or something actually helpful)

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After that start they're hitting the brakes pretty hard right about now. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

What is the brash Texan billionaire up to right now?
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and they all lived happily ever after.
I’m sure everything will be fine now.
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"We're gonna need a bigger first-aid kit"

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Canadian sized bactine.

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Me: That nipple thing was bad
Movie: Hold my beer
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Oh god watching her walk under his legs DON'T LOOK UP

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she's going to smell TERRIBLE.

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damn that is an industrial sized disinfectant spray lmao
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#monsterdon POV new Donald Trump's cabinet is here to rescue you from the Yeti

Hey movie

Fuck you

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was this on the bingo card?

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At least I am not wondering what the yeti is up to.

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also the way that prop was designed it was like the Yeti put the fish in its mouth and pulled out the skeleton like a cartoon cat #monsterdon

"Men. They're all the same." #Monsterdon #yeti1977

We have ANOTHER HOUR of this amazingness everyone!

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next up yeti is going to murder the competing males

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First the nipples

Now the combing

I picked the wrong week to quit glue

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You know how chicks and other birds will imprint on the first being they see and treat it as their parent?

A little known fact: Yetis do a very similar thing, except when they wake from hibernation the first two things they see become their wife and their son #Monsterdon

Tuning in late to #monsterdon and this one is so much more effed up than I thought it would be. #Yeti https://miru.miyaku.media/

Film composition technique: Use oboe to signify fish combing. #monsterdon

why are italians like this

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Hair care is high up on yeti priorities.

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She says "Men, they're all the same" and then he looks her all lustily. Yes, my dear, you are right.

Does this pass the bechdel test if we have to named women characters talk about a lusty male Yeti?

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Those jackets are not furry

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#monsterdon Quick, get the Yeti to Vidal Sassoon... STAT!

@Lazarou even older, apparently

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He wants her hair
NO

He want's to comb it

He is grooming her..

augh

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Oh man. Those starstruck eyes and expressive eyebrows! #Monsterdon

what is this movie 🥴
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#monsterdon are we seriously gonna have a combing scene?????

Why is she not RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY instead of smirking and agreeing to comb his goddamn hair?!?!?!?!?!

Mmmm, fish guts.

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fish heads fish heads eat them up yum!
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Men - they're all the same. Giving me the Bone... #monsterdon

#monsterdon That yeti is effing flirting now and it's weird!

The yeti is just as confused by the perspective mistakes as we are.

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Fish
Heads
Fish
Heads
Rolly Polley
Fish
Heads

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"Men. They're all the same."

✊ Preach on, sister!!

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No. No. Not a comb. No.

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Where in the hell did he catch a tuna? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I can tell #Yeti is going to be one of those, "It's puts the lotion on its skin," type of horny giant dudes.

@lorgonumputz @SRLevine

We're all normal

Ve-ry normal

It's the movie that's bonkers

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at least the soundtrack is great

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Matted-in yeti is bouncing quite a bit. Meanwhile, the doc seems to think the yeti will make a fine husband for daughter (near as I can tell).

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"He wants us to follow him!"

*stands there*

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@SRLevine We are certainly not claiming *not* to be a bunch of weirdos

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@srol i am no longer confident that this movie will _not_ show us yeti hog

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Yeti is giving me the giggles lol #Monsterdon

See also: the How To Train Your Dragon fish scene

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#Monsterdon So #Yeti is, like, stupid #KingKong, I guess.

👏 SHOW 👏 US 👏 THE 👏 YETI 👏 HOG #monsterdon

Wait, why does a yeti need lessons in how to eat a fish??!?!??!?!?!

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