#Monsterdon 🦍 🌨️ 🗓️ 😱

As Yeti randomly changes sizes, we learn that Jane has on her favorite wedgie espadrilles

#monsterdon at least we have a clear indication of how big the yeti is.. about 4 storeys

The yeti on top of the building effect was just 🧑‍🍳💋 #monsterdon

omg I love those 70s Corollas.

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Carmina Burana, but funky #monsterdon

who said we did'nt have great fx? not me!
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So many windows to break! ... Yeti catches girl.

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Oh, time to get her Fay Wray on. Nice. #Monsterdon

why does the elevator have Naugahyde sofa upholstery

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Women and children last... in Canada. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Yayti halp may! #Monsterdon

Now they're p|aying a disco version of O Fortuna, with lyrics about the Yeti.

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Wow, giant man-ape on the side of a skyscraper, never seen one of those before....

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Some of tonight's music is by The Yetians. #monsterdon

the fllmmakers underestimate how dangerous trampling is. #monsterdon

I feel like there's only two ways to feel about a #Monsterdon movie at the two-thirds mark; either "there's no way this lasts another half hour" or "shouldn't this plot have started by now?"

Are flashbulbs necessary in daylight?

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Those ladies: "Oh my I couldn't see that gigantic 50 foot hairy man until I put my spectacles on"

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP HITTING ON THE TEENAGER! THIS ISN'T KENTUCKY! #monsterdon

Yeti 1, wall zero!

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#monsterdon Please no more flash photography, he'll use "Blue Steel"!

OH YEAH #monsterdon

Oh, he's manhandling her. Girls like that.

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They dropped a yeti on top of a building with a raving public. What did they think would happen?

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Jane! Stop this crazy thing #monsterdon

Eveyrone is running AWAY from the red EXIT sign. #monsterdon

the crowd reaction shots are Toho-coded

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#monsterdon I don't know what they expect when they went see the yeti

"I'm concerned about you. About us."

DUDE SHE IS CLEARLY A MINOR

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Yeti lacks flexibility

King Kong gon sue somebody #monsterdon

yeti's actually mad at the British flags he saw #monsterdon

We're seeing the phone booth from below, but the top is visible

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#monsterdon I'm sure this is how Trump imagines tariffs arriving to Canada

#monsterdon cameras the bane of every monster's existence

those women saw his balls

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For this ride, he just waits politely

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Leaps out of his tardis like Mac doing night man moves #monsterdon

So yeti is cool w air lifts now.

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2 more Canadian flags!

Just to drive home the point we are not in NYC!
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Holy shit I want to make EVERY entrance to EVERYWHERE with that door

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is anyone catching the lyrics here...
"the yeti's big
the yeti's tall
but he's so good"
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#Monsterdon That little boat is the Maid of the Mist. It’s kind of a fun little ride under the falls.

The soundtrack choir is singing about the yeti. I would love to see the lyrics.

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#monsterdon Wow they just picked that boy up and carried him off

the yeti-themed disco jazz o fortuna actually slaps #monsterdon

Oho there's corporate rivalry - I didn't know this was the prequel to Jurassic Park

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[Synthesizer enters the score]

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Jane! Jane, it's important to set up our romantic entanglement for the dramatic third act! #Monsterdon

Backwards helicopter shot again!

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20 seconds before chaos, getting better each time guys! Soon it'll be up to a minute!

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Now we just need funky Fortuna dancers

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I swear Yeti Carnavale happens earlier every year

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Is this actual…Caribana footage?

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oh hell yea parade footage and a funky rendition of Fortuna I am all about this transit sequence

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#Monsterdon “Jane you ignorant slut.” :D

NO BOW TIES ON KIDS

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They so want me to believe they paid for a real helicopter #monsterdon

#Monsterdon niagra falls. slowly i turned. step by step...

Is this corporate espionage?

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I do wonder what this parade actually was

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The Saint Yeti’s Day parade. #Monsterdon

Paying a Canadian in USD: error, or trying to show something is afoot?

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hope they cut to a couple innings of the baseball game #Monsterdon

I really hope the YETI squashes Sleazy Cliff

Toronto seems like a fun city

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Oh, a not so secret ballot.

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And now the Yeti is owned by Spectre #monsterdon

Groovy

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1977 was a big year in Toronto. That was the first year for the Blue Jays baseball, in the Exhbition Stadium at that point, hence the crowd shots. The Skydome wasn't built for another 12yrs.

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@roque Yup! Or something based on it, at least.

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The implication that the yeti voluntarily got into the cage this time and is chill with going to Toronto is *wild*

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I question the oddly cooperative disposition of this so-called Yeti

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ah yes, the Toronto Hotel

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Okay, so the plan to turn the Yeti into money is to...

1) get the Yeti into his box again (success)
2) take the Yeti to Toronto via helicopter (in progress)
3) I guess show the Yeti to people at a Yeti expedition. I guess they pay to look at the giant naked hairy guy.

We learn about this plan from a TV that someone took to a baseball game for reasons I don't understand.

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Is this… Canadian Mardi Gras?

With electronica Carmina Burana, no less #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon When the capitalist villain actually just says “publicity stunt” you pretty much have a through line for saying the quiet part out loud. It started with this assjack!

Are they electing a pope? #Monsterdon

I think I missed the part where they convinced the yeti to be okay with getting back in that cage

TBH probably a tranquilizer dart, but, like, that could have been a whole movie... probably a better one too

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wait wait wait is there a theme song? #monsterdon

@strangefour Who knew Toronto had so many out and proud monsterfuckers? Not I, and I've been there several times!

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So, the yeti willingly got into the cage this time and let them cart him across all of Canada? Without a fight?

I find that extremely hard to believe, especially without any dramatic nipple rubbing.

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Takin the Yeti to niagara. Hospitable like.

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@riedlr #monsterdon
And talk louder.

why is being airlifted the only mode of transportation in this movie #monsterdon

Yeti kisses? The director's barely disguised fetish.
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"Hee-licopter" in old movie, take a drink #monsterdon

All the Canadian product placements and the prominent view of the CN tower this movie just bashes you over the head with a Toronto stick dunnit tho #Monsterdon

#monsterdon That's a good view screen

Stock footage of Niagara Falls with the bottom of the Yeti Reliquary matted into the top of the shot.

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The general rule of movie making is whenever you see flags all over the scene, it was shot somewhere else and they're over compensating. So I'm assuming these green hills are in Italy somewhere as it's so festooned with Canadian flags

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You wanta closa sha' ?

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In #monsterdon The monster is almost always Capitalism

Zoom looked weird in the 70s.

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#monsterdon oooooo~ Jane told him. "Go and lick your bosses boots!"

Yes, please give him a close shave, signore

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@Taweret No!

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"Do you *want* the closer shave?" lmao

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I understand nothing.

@iris
Yeti version of sexy hair flip

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They're taking the Yeti to Toronto!?
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Can he step on the premier?

Please?

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