Spooky vision!

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For reasons I missed, we decide to send Different Headband and Afro-Goatee-Coroner to scan the abandoned church with night vision. We learn that Afro-Goatee-Coroner has a level of sniper and also a butt. He uses his sniper powers to cover Different Headband as he pokes around the church and scares the pigeons.

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Filmed in green-filter-for-starlight-scope.
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Oh no! Not Hines!

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Wait, was that our first glimpse of the wolf???

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Is this the first time we’ve seen the actual wolf?

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@eigen maybe it climbed up a tree.?

that apartment was near a park #Monsterdon 🐺 #Wolfen

i was kind of into this movie while things were happening but there's not exactly stuff happening

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If I want to see how my investigation partner is doing, I get a high-powered sniper rifle and point it at him so I can watch him through the scope.

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Filthy, stinking, disgusting birds

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wow I'm actually falling asleep. dunno if movie or just me

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@jivens audience's barely disguised fetish content

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@bstacey @SnoopJ
I definitely just heard some of the Klingon theme while the detectives were running away from the church. 😆

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@SnoopJ Details in this movie are just not sticking with me

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They're going to wrap this thing up soon, right? RIGHT?

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@Louisa

We ain't seen Wolfen's ass!

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@allanb @RobynGoodfellow honda aero 50

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The scope taped to Hines' rifle.

You're not gonna hit anything with that.

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Gregory Hines’s naked ass!

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look. ACAB but he's a fictional character who probably would NOT be a cop if he were real

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@moira @RobynGoodfellow which make/model was that?

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I can respect the bold utilization of male nudity

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Bionic ear. opens can POW!! Fuck Dumbass. xD

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"Why didn't he eat Vanderveer?"

Well *WE* don't like RBST or antibiotics in our food either, buddy ❄️❄️❄️

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@allanb @RobynGoodfellow maybe so

i had a moped unmodified with enough flat could hit 55

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Mission Impossible: Furries #Monsterdon

I'll give this movie this much: At least the night scenes are shot at night.

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The movie has reached its full potential by literally showing nothing instead of just figuratively.

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I see the food just arrived at the all-you-can-eat werewolf buffet
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since we know how racist this movie is i'm assuming earring guy doesn't survive

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Bringing overwatch is one of the smartest moves I've ever seen in a monsterdn movie.

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Have we established the werewolf's MO is eating people with liver cirrhosis?

And that's why he's always on at drug addicts?

Is this some lame "thinning out the diseased amongst the herd" bullshit?

Because that's not how ecology works with humans.

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Back then Karate and Judo were the only known martial arts.

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love the unmotivated shot of a guy doing… something… with a motorbike

ayy get a slice of the Big Apple

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I feel like that guy dumping his ride was a happy accident caught on film.

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@MatthewTitus88 @ottaross ...oogle maps? --dad #monsterdon

They’re sleeping together, now. I had no idea they were even interested in each other. Maybe it was just to relieve stress?

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Coroner: "spare parts"

Uh, creepy dude!

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What if we slowed the pace of this movie way down? Leaving ‘em wanting more #Monsterdon

Sex scene in Wolf Vision??? #Monsterdon

@ottaross no he called city directory…

Wolf: rawer!!

City directory lady: of course, it’s 123 broadway. Have a nice evening.

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wow, a way to make an already awful sex scene even grosser

tbh if i had to hear people's mouth noises extra loud i would definitely go on an eviscerating spree

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Wow human sexy time sounds horrible in wolf hearing.

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...okay i don't have misophonia and those noises are *really* grossing me out #Monsterdon

eh the sex scene isn't anywhere near as repugnant as the racism

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[YTP sex continues]

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BABY OIL!?!? AAAAAAAAAUGH #Monsterdon

nooo whyyyy

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@ottaross

Or it could smell Mitchell clear across town

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can the werewolf show up before these two do anything i'd rather not mention, nevermind see? please???

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He's so adorable

He's like a drunk Fraggle with a gun

I love him

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I've always wanted a pair of those "'80s librarian" glasses frames.

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What the actual F Horner!? A love theme?

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Normal behavior, why ask questions

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Animal Expert guy decides to go to a pit to hang out with wolves. I think he was killed by the monster while I was scrolling other posts. RIP.

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Just showing up, unannounced, pointing guns at people, as one does. #monsterdon

Finney needs some more sleep.... #monsterdon

Diane Venora is a dead ringer for Stefanie Kramer.

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REVIEWS!!
Roger Ebert gave the film three and a half out of a possible four stars, calling it, "an uncommonly intelligent treatment of a theme that is usually just exploited."

There was some disagreement at its release whether Wolfen is about werewolves. Time Out called it a "werewolf movie," but Ebert asserted Wolfen "is not about werewolves but is about the possibility that Indians and wolves can exchange souls."

You decide

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okay, hear me out.

urban wereyotes

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Remember, thats an Oscar winning wang on screen #Monsterdon

Sleep Paralysis WereWolf #Monsterdon

I wonder how much they paid this guy to run around naked howling like a wolf lmao

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Guy gets Wolfed off his bike and all I can hear is WHEEEEE! #Monsterdon

Heh. The problem is, the movie sets up tension well enough and then the actual kill shots are FUKKIN' HILARIOUS #Monsterdon

So this guy is about crying over the dead wolves and gets killed by wolfen?

Man, fuck them wolfen.

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He definitely chose the right vehicle to stealthily stalk werewolves #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

#monsterdon Can't outrun a werewolf on a moped.

YAY HE GOT HIT SO HARD CANDY CAME OUT

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learning that fergie is a monsterfucker who's about to be very disappointed

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Oh, so Fergie can speak with the wolves, now?

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I swear this movie is going to be like "BEHOLD ALL THE HORRORS OF MAN" and only at the end reveal there really was a werewolf but it didn't actually do shit.

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"My name? ...Peter Wolf. My profession? uh... violin?"

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peter

wolf

Whitley there's such a thing as being TOO on-the-nose. :/ #Monsterdon

Much respect for Eddie Olmos getting out on a beach at night fully naked, lapping up water from the sand, and running around with his bits jiggling all about.

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I know how wolf guy feels, sometimes I watch the last episode of MST3k when I wanna feel sad :/ #Monsterdon

what bullshit animals were harmed

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This is reminding me of that Duran Duran song

Night Boat

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SCORE!
Towards the end of the film you can hear the musical theme Horner would later use in Aliens.

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These wolves can do the kessel run in 12 microns.

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NOO PUPPY

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@CactuarJoe Narrator: There was not, in fact, a special effects budget.

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(with respect to the naked guy putting fake prints in the sand)

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Wolves can hear bats? I guess it makes sense, they both work for draculas. #Monsterdon

Werewolf just wanted a trip to the zoo. What's the problem? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon so he's getting naked in a vacant lot and drinking from a puddle because a guy told him to. Probably just a sex thing

"My eyes are up here."

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Yeah DO NOT ATTEMPT in NYC.
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The urban werewolf is known for jumping with his dick and balls out flapping in the breeze to distract his prey

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maybe he's uh. trying to catch the werewolf?

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Llllllllllllllllladies.
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Mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~~~! :popcat:

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The real werewolf was man all along.

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Drink the Hudson, become wolf? Ok, sure, I'll buy that

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Almost naked Olmos

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⏳ 30 MINUTE POLL - ANSWER

Dustin Hoffman was rejected from WOLFEN because the director wanted, believe it or not, his favorite actor Albert Finney (and we must assume, his hair)

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The movie takes a second to moon us #Monsterdon #Wolfen1981

I would not drink that water TBH. NYC does have a decent number of rats
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okay so the wolf is not necessarily a communist but their exact politics are yet to be determined

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