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spaaaaaaaace buuuuuuuuuutts

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the slowest-mo hug of the entire decade. #monsterdon

Lots of space butts in this segment.

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I…do not know what to say about this scene, but it is making me cackle. #Monsterdon

"Yes, Rod."

Oh, they're doing it.

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@CactuarJoe Emphatically no. #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Magnetic boots and, finally, tether lines, for the rescue. #Monsterdon

Who's gonna tell them that doing that swimming thing in the vacuum of space is not really doing anything for them? #Monsterdon

Whoops, that outerspace jetpack clearly runs on lentils #Monsterdon

Hey shorty. You are walking too fast for slow zero G with magnet boots pantomime here.
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#Monsterdon I thought only football players did the friendly "butt pat for courage."

#Monsterdon Why do their hands and feet all point one way?

#monsterdon BINGO

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Listen, they contracted him for a certain number of lines, and by golly they were going to get their money's worth.

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those little essential oil diffuser thrusters are the cutest #monsterdon

I love how everyone is just swinging. SPACE SWINGERS. GET IT? #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

Idiot wind, clearly #monsterdon

Wires! (Bingo)

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"You're at your limit, Toby!"

No more gasoline on THIS ration card! #Monsterdon

magnetic boots, stylish too #monsterdon

#monsterdon That's a theremin

@starkraving666 Bitch, my breaststroke is AWESSOME. #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

Are they swimming in space? #Monsterdon

Oh this is definitely "teamwork makes the dream work" if they're gonna make a human chain to rescue the men overboard. Although also a high probability of "the plan failed"... #monsterdon

@slott56 @sean Now that _is_ a space problem!

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I love the guys swimming in space #Monsterdon

Yeah. We get it movie voice. We're WATCHING THE MOVIE. #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Was this narrator really necessary? #Monsterdon

"...back humidifier, check!"

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Yall's breaststroke sucks #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Wait, does the woman have a special checkered helmet so you know she’s The Woman and you should treat her accordingly? #Monsterdon

@aburka Although that may be the least crazy piece of technobabble in this movie so far

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Outer space, notoriously windy. Maybe it's solar wind. #monsterdon

Do tethers count as "visible wires"?
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“The guys were sucked right off” #monsterdon

CONSTANT 100 PROPULSION COUNT DOWN ON MY OUT. What the fuck does it mean? #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

this is cool tho actually and suprisingly ambitious for a scifi movie of this period

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Swimming in Spaaaaace

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@RobynGoodfellow she likes ska? #monsterdon

some heard the spacewalk direction as "walk slow" and some heard it as "take small steps fast" #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I'M GOOD AT BEACH, NOT SPACE!

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More groovy spacesuits! #Monsterdon

this is (probably unsurprisingly) my favourite hair so far. Anti gravity asymmetrical #Monsterdon

Those men were the ones SUCKED RIGHT OFF. RIGHT OFF I SAY. #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

There was a wind. A mighty wind. #Monsterdon

oh we've got our archetypal Zapp Brannigan #monsterdon

why would you ever not be tethered?

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A wind? IN SPAAAAACE!?
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OH NO, KENS! #Monsterdon

@sean #Monsterdon
A wind == someone farted in their space suit.

@plaidtron3000 🤣🤣🤣

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okay, some A+ fake zero gravity tho. love these guys. #monsterdon

D’ya think that one guy in the red helmet had an itchy nose? #Monsterdon

Ooo, time for some slow movement and magnetic boots pantomime! :D #Monsterdon

Future Hair is far out man I dig it #Monsterdon

+5 for no lights inside the space helmets

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His daughter is living inside the wall? No wonder she's pissed! #Monsterdon

How come she gets the checkers helmet? #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

#Monsterdon Is this what they meant by the vacuum of space?

"...there was a wind."
"a wind?"
"yeah, you'll find out about it."
"how so?"
"well .. I was wearing your suit when .... the wind ... happened."

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@starkraving666 MY GREEK TACOOOOOOOOSSSS #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

one checkered helmet #monsterdon

HE SUCKED THE TIE-LINE OFF!? Man, the future IS more permissive! #Monsterdon

EXCUSE ME?!? the guys WHAT? #monsterdon

TERRIBLE command style. If you're going to date a subordinate (No!) Don't jump back and forth between personal names and rank and back again. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yeah, yeah, but shouldn't we be vacuuming the crew quarters?

Only Lieutenant gets a helmet. #Monsterdon

It's pronounced "hero disturbance", my dude #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

I'm almost too busy favoriting posts today to make my own 😂

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You can tell Rod is the good guy because he’s blocking the news.

The “in the clear” broadcast makes me think spy.

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oh god, they have zoom in the future too?!

let the AI win

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If you took a drink every time they said “Gamma 1” you would be passed out already. #Monsterdon

man, helmet hair sounds like Shatner sometimes, and it's not helping my impression of him. #monsterdon

"Give it to me slow." MMM hey!

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"...Dammit, Janet!"
"Sorry, wrong movie."

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There's an emergency on Gamma One and it is your daughter's haircut. #monsterdon

There are so many good line readings in that. Never has there been a more iconic "DAD!" #monsterdon

"Field of the disturbance force" OMG I just can't

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Janet hair is just so amazing
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Ahhhh, yes. The classic scientific method of "pretend pointing".

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#Monsterdon Is the guy in the white coat his doctor or his chef? Is that a prescription or a grocery list?

Intricate Computer Probing == Teledildonics. #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

Future Space fashion is kinda cheesy, but not bad. Uniforms are maybe a little too Galactic Empire thought.
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We’ve gotta get at the explanation
For these asteroidal manifestations

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Dude's getting a message from his personal deli counter manager. #Monsterdon

@arisummerland @yatsu Got it, she's Terri #monsterdon

“Asteroidal Manifestations” sound like something a woo woo instagram influencer would be talking about. #Monsterdon

starting to suspect the screenwriter got paid by the syllable

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@apLundell Asteroidal Manifestations is what you get when you strain too much on the shitter. #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

@apLundell No. it's a disease.

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intricate computer probing #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow REALLLLY big pills

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That is not a tangent line. #monsterdon

Cue the romantic music #monsterdon

some... intricate computer probing...? is that what they call it in the future? #monsterdon

quick someone clip "intimate computer... probing" #monsterdon

I had asteroidal manifestations once. Had to use a special cream. #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

"Asteroidal manifestations".

Good band name.

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What's with the patio heater lol #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets