wait, you have a place where you think?

#monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

I'm taking both "Bickering" AND "Unhealthy Relationship" on my card, because Commander Dickweed and Lt. Sanchez are NOT selling me as a couple. Sanchez, you can do better!

#Monsterdon

This guy is such a killjoy but it refreshing to see a superior officer not immediately hit on the ladies for a change TBH ...lets hope he can control himself LOL #Monsterdon

Asteroidal Manifestations... Dot Tumblr dot com. #Monsterdon

@joewynne Snow Devils... IN SPAAAACE?
#Monsterdon

Looks like the Schmit's hit the fan. #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Don't show, tell them. TELL them!!
#Monsterdon

That’s Commander Edge Lord to you! 🥸 #Monsterdon

@arisummerland @yatsu Not unless ginger lady's name is "Lieutenant" #monsterdon

@arisummerland Potentially bravado as well? #monsterdon

You never go visual to oral. #Monsterdon

@Taweret some kind of weasel #Monsterdon

"I'm in my quarters. Masturbating."

#monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets
#monsterdong

#Monsterdon Music Cue!

lady, don't give that hair-helmet a f-ing inch. kick him right in the balls next time he tries those damn violins on you. #monsterdon

Veteran space douche has that Mitt Romney forehead going on. #Monsterdon

oh god the sudden romance music. noooo #monsterdon

oh christ the violins no

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The music is killing me.
#Monsterdon

1980 cruise jet? We must be such a disappointment to 60s sci-fi. #Monsterdon

I hope Commander Lifting Belt dies. #Monsterdon

Lmao he's got a single hair out of place #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Is this movie where Airplane!'s Stryker came from? #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

Mail washed away? They still have mail? #Monsterdon

Oh no not Outpost Echo #Monsterdon

@sean OMG so much

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon What's the clicky noise? Typing? Teletypewriters?

Wow, Rod Tungsten is bitchy. #Monsterdon

Doesn't she knows she is on goold old Gama 4!!

#Monsterdon

You think this guy goes to the barber and just says "Nah. I'm sticking with the asshole cut" #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

LIEUTENANT, I AM THE EDGIEST GUY ON THIS SPACE STATION [strikes pose]

#monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

@brooke I'm not down with eyeball licking, myself. #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

#monsterdon "when i want personality advice i go to psychometric"

Rod Tungsten is the alien #callingIt #Monsterdon

A woman brings a middle aged guy some papers and says "here you go, honey"

Finally, a little gender equality #Monsterdon

Rod is a dick. #Monsterdon

They're transmitting In The Clear, which I think was by Silverchair? #Monsterdon

@trixter so he can hold up his ego. #monsterdon

What a fucking asshole! Or is he working for the other world... :monoclethinking:
#Monsterdon

@Taweret that's what happened to the combover guy, he stole his hair

#monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

@aburka 😂👍

#Monsterdon

@arisummerland That IS a missed opportunity if it never pops up! #Monsterdon

This fella has some real Zapp Brannigan energy.

#Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Okay but why does the guy in the very dapper uniform have a lifting belt on over it? #Monsterdon

that guy has like his own hair plus someone else's

#monsterdon

@apLundell It wouldn't really be a spaceship if it touched anything, ever

#Monsterdon

OMG We have a “Facts not feelings!” #Monsterdon

They got a straight up TARDIS console in that place. #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

#monsterdon
>one of those sweaters that zips up the back. They never really caught on.

On the contrary if you have any amount of back hair they really did catch on and that's the problem.

This space station crew goes through a whole vat of hairspray every week. #Monsterdon

We don't need no stinking tethers, we just jump through space and flyyyyyy over to the space wheel station. #Monsterdon

"...anybody find anything?"
"Yes, sir... we found a ... oh, you're walking away. Great"

#Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

"We operate on FACTS not FEELINGS, lieutenant."

I already hate this guy #Monsterdon

Where's this tardis's up-and-down bit? How can you have a TARDIS without the bit that goes UP and DOWN?!

#monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

"I'm having woman feelings again" #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

I unironically love the score and sound effects in this thing. #Monsterdon

yeah, turn off the news broadcast, no one here wants any news. #monsterdon

Ron, stop being such a dick. #monsterdon

fearless hairdos of #monsterdon

Earthquakes and tides are atmospheric phenomena, you heard it hear! #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Weight gain? what there is no Ozempic™️ in this future? #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Bite it! I SAID BITE IT. #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

Okay, there have been more evacuated cities, but has any more mail been lost?

#Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Heh. His name is Rod. ROD TUNGSTEN, VETERAN SPACEMAN! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Foley artist going overboard on ladder and footsteps. Love it.

Wow, rude
#Monsterdon

Lots of redheads in this one.

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playing Sorry there on the Big Strategy Board. #monsterdon

Shiny metal asses #monsterdon

I have concerns about this method of transferring from ship to station #monsterdon

The spacewalk looked great until that one guy started swinging back and forth on his wire. Know when to cut.

#Monsterdon #WarBetweenthePlanets

@moira yeah, no, the costuming is not bad. Sets are pretty good too :D #Monsterdon

In a future where Conan OBrien bred a race of supermen... #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

Apparently there is no better way to get from a rocket to a space station in this world than just jump and hope for the best

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon at what rank do you get a yellow-green triangle on the crotch of your fabulous retro spacsuite?

I think this is a safe space to say I love that red hair.

#WarBetweenThePlanets
#Monsterdon

A rare Space-Dugtrio!
#Monsterdon #WarBetweenthePlanets

honestly i kinda ... _like_? some of these outfits?

#monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

#monsterdon (dramatic instrumental music)

Redheads! OF THE FUTURE! #Monsterdon

is this a second... wait wait, is this a THIRD WOMAN? woah woah, movie, woah. #monsterdon

The swinging vacuum of space. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon What, they have to space-walk over to the station? There's no docking?

"Standing by for weight gain."
Maybe we should have watched this one before Christmas?
#Monsterdon #WarBetweenthePlanets

"...I thought I heard the space doorbell, but there's no one here"

#Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

still using telegraphs in space, from what I hear

as in literally that's telegraph noises

#monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

"Your ass looks fabulous in that suit with the suspension harness jammed right up your rectum." #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

Dock? Why would we dock? We can just jump out of the ship and swim to the station. #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 lol yes, I am loving it

#Monsterdon

Standby for weight gain. Heard. #Monsterdon

...This is one hell of a docking procedure. What do they do when they want to land on a planet, drop an anchor? #Monsterdon

These are left overs from World's Fair CITY OF THE FUTURE, aren't they?
That little helicopter is rocking at maximum speed as it's blade spins.
#Monsterdon #WarBetweenthePlanets

"Veteran space man" said in full seriousness 😂

#Monsterdon

are we lost? nah, just pop your head out the hatch and ask Good Ol Gamma One for directions. #monsterdon

that's the best balloon animal space station I've ever seen!

#monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Check those bingo cards!!

#Monsterdon

@annathepiper I think they called her Lieutenant. #Monsterdon

Stand by for weight gain. Sending Milkshakes and sourdough. #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

#Monsterdon Wow. Stand by for weight gain? How many donuts did they eat before launch?

#monsterdon I think these qualify as fabulous retro spacesuites