Incoming from Starfleet. It’s Admiral Kirk. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon ~28:30 I didn't catch what it's called but it's in a mug so I think that counts as _SPACE COFFEE_

@CactuarJoe So real life basically. #Monsterdon

"...this is Echo, do you read?"
"this is Echo, do you read?"
"Steve, stop that, it's not funny anymore"

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#Monsterdon Green? Again? Can't we mix it up with some sunset orange or a nice magenta?

Background teletype sound is like old time news radio

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@Louisa Yeah, a space monster would come in handy here

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"general norton? no, I need specific norton."

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It is incredible that they even made it into space in this future with their electromechanical relay computers how are they possibly going to save Earth from collision with a rogue planet? #Monsterdon #clickclickclickclick

I was wrong, this movie isn't just voids and asses, it's at least 30% men yelling at women for tiny infractions of nonexistent rules. #Monsterdon

Ah, yes, my nector
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just drinking my future clear coffee #monsterdon

I still think this movie feels very Garry Anderson and therefore i will be imagining everyone as puppets. #Monsterdon

IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

Is that coffee?? It looks like brandy... #monsterdon

why is that not coffee :(

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@Zerofactorial no i think Interplanet Janet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGgajx1pGPU #monsterdon

Ah so it *is* a space problem

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These line readings are so very Shatner-y! #Monsterdon

oh this guy is a CAD
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@jonny You're telling me she aspires to become Janet Jackson? #monsterdon

So the guy we hate is dodging his fiancee (that he hates) to cheat on her with his subordinate (that he hates)

You better kill this guy, movie

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A Wild Planet of Wongo?
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A Space-angle as they say
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Pretty sure Wild Planet didn't cause so much "panic" as "dancing"

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I'm struggling to see what Ol' Rod's attractive features are here, guys. Cheats on his fiance, gloryhound, punches people in the showers... #Monsterdon

hey you creep. Consent. #Monsterdon

ok Rod Tungsten and Janet are definitely an alien couple, how else do you explain the emotional tone of the background music there #monsterdon

Arranged marriages are still a thing in this future?

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Love triangles! IN SPACE!!!

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Look, it's a _political_ marriage, there's nothing I can do about it! The royal house cannot fall!

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Italian arranged marriages and Complicationships... OF THE FUUUUTUREEEEE #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

There were *at least* two unhealthy relationships covered in that scene. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Roulette wheel in spaaaace!

SPACE PUNCHES!
Shirtless smug guy is like a fusion between Captain Kirk and Ivan Drago.
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What #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

i always stare off at a 45 degree angle from the person im talking to

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#Monsterdon Rocky Horror Picture Show: Dammit Janet I love you.

Space station with concrete walls. Checks out. #Monsterdon

y'know i'll give this film this much: it doesn't drag.

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Please tell me Commander Jackson's given name is Jermaine #monsterdon

#monsterdon Now I've heard everything

Aw man are they setting up a love triangle? Barf. #Monsterdon

There better be a "Damn it, Janet!" at some point. #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

maybe a summarizing news broadcast would help. (-_-) #monsterdon

Can someone please summarize the plot up to this point?

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@Princejvstin Woof. Now that's a stinker. #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

@cheribaker I was like "ok if that is a derisive term are there multiple classes of spacefaring women? like if there are ground chicks are there space chicks, or is that referring to how women are de facto banned from space and so their being in space is seen as an aberration?" and then i remembered it's impossible to parse 1960's masculinity #monsterdon

strange, echoes are usually pretty good at repeating #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "I'm sending you a visitor...Janet." Sheeeee's Interplanet Janet; she's a galaxy giiirrrrlll!

YOU WHAT!?

You've got your BEST MEN up in SPACE trying to deflect what you think is a ROGUE PLANET and you send your DAUGHTER up there!?

What some people won't do for grandchildren. #Monsterdon

Rod getting into that fight like

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so... doesn't anybody know what's going on in this movie? #monsterdon

Ensure the rubber bands holding your helmet visor on and protecting you from the vacuum of space are properly looped around your helmet's ear hooks.

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You know Spacemen, a women on every planet
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"Oh Rod! By the way... your hair looks fabulous!" #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

@plaidtron3000 @jonny That's a depressingly normal and plausible explanation

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"Oh Rod?" Nice Ass. #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Gets into a fist fight, nary a hair out of place. Fuck you, Rod. #Monsterdon

"...replace all your SSH with Telnet!"
"Wait, wut?"

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Sadly we have lost one of our spaceman toys.
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Was not expecting bare knuckled brawls #monsterdon

I'm looking for a _planet_, sir? Aren't those pretty easy to spot?

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#monsterdon space fight is wrecking all the space pringles cans

Never transmit in the clear.. geeze guys. #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

"Ground Chick" haha sick burn.

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Having some FEELINGS in here gentlemen? Hmmmmmmmmmm? #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Even the "OOFs" and "UGHs" in the fight scene were dubbed. #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

Alright that's my first #MonsterdonBingo using my randomized board! #monsterdon

This guy talking to the commander while he's changing is probably lip-syncing to himself

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*deflating balloon noise* #Monsterdon

@jonny sometimes it’s easier to not even mic on set lol #monsterdon

Why does he have a map of Tunisia in his office?
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@jonny It's an Italian production, a lot of the folks are probably doing line reads in their preferred language, and then it was dubbed into english later. #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

@Taweret Maybe they play football after hours #monsterdon

Oh this is a classic Captain Kirk fight. Right down to the meat slammers on the foley. #Monsterdon

I'll have you GROUNDED. for a WEEK. With NO PHONE and NO GAMING.

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Ah ok it's originally an Italian production lol #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

what's with the chaise lounge in the background there??? #monsterdon

Well TBH this is what you get for jumping off into space without a tether

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Whoops, yep, that's my chin all over the floor! #Monsterdon

These all look like album covers for a TERRIBLE indie band

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got ground beef with that ground chick #monsterdon

@jonny italian films dub everything in this era, literally everything. spaghetti westerns too.

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Producer: I want space helmets, but make them in the shape of a San Marzano tomato. #Monsterdon

Teamwork Makes the Dream Work ✅ Visible Wires ✅

This scene is very fun.

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was this not shot in english? what is going on with this dubbing? #monsterdon

this disturbingly reminds me of the movie Mission to Mars #monsterdon

Awkward space swimming going on here.
Hmm. On tethers like rock climbing in space? Kinda neat idea.
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This isn't a bad space-walk sequence for 1966. It's only a year after the first ever spacewalks. And this movie probably took some time to make.

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I think this commander picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

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this bro is all of us. "ShUt Up ToBy." #monsterdon

how come they have different helmets? are they allowed to personalize them? cause imma put pokemon stickers on mine

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Can't break through? Yeah. That's one tough complete vacuum there. #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Sonic showers? #Monsterdon

a lot more spacewalk horror than I expected #monsterdon

The dubbing is so bizarre lol #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

were the violins outside the door? #monsterdon

Space fishing #monsterdon

This movie is just VOID and ASSES! #Monsterdon