"...ready for anti gravity!"
"up here, doesn't that just mean turning off gravity?"
"shut up Steve!"

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No strings here, you don't see any strings!!
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okay, the zero g pulling things up by wires is actually hilarious. great job special effects team. #monsterdon

i am laughing way too hard at this anti-gravity scene #monsterdon

Oh the fishing line's getting a workout tonight #Monsterdon

Ahahahahaah omg #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

@slott56 I have been told that it is indeed dubbed and is an Italian film! #Monsterdon

the space station looks like an inflatable pool toy tho

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Communications! Communications! Director of source code! On low! #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

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there's that broken TARDIS console again, where'd they even GET that?

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twisting knobs on my spinny thing, serious space business #monsterdon

@peter_mcmahan Clearly they're being attacked by Mace Windu. #monsterdon

Do we know yet who we're supposed to be at war with? #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

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several superfluous zippers also #Monsterdon

i love the machine that spins

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@wohali AH! That makes sens now, I hadn’t caught that. Thanks! #Monsterdon

@brooke Maybe those clubs were actually just spaceships

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Tell `em eatery?
Telemetry???
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"...hey soldier, do you know whose in command here?"
"Ain't you?"

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Oooobey the spinning double dooooonut #Monsterdon

"I'm kinda trying to stop my space station from falling apart here" "Yeah well, when you wrap that up send me a report" Yep, this guy is a manager. #monsterdon

I see the ever-present beeping in the background is back

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give me beep_boop_bop.mp3 and every other repetitive background sound on limewire, they seriously are nailing hypnotic and really avoiding intrusive sound design here in a way that is very satisfying #monsterdon

#monsterdon it's just so wild that in this film's universe there's no such thing as docking, you just eva a few miles from the station...

edit: *frrrrrrp* "That was wind, up here!"

Is it just my stream/connection, or is the sound sync on the dialogue awfully sketchy on this? #Monsterdon

Space station has no spaceship docking. Getthefuqottahere. #monsterdon

after all these movies i think i need to sew a boiler suit with contrasting chest pockets and speed lines #Monsterdon

"Get some leather straps and some bars" Yep. They're Italian all right. #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Wait—their space helmets have FLIP-DOWN VISORS for spacewalks?????
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Oh *now* you realize that wind in space is weird

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That “boip, boip, boip” device is very advanced technology we still don’t possess. #Monsterdon

why don't they ever have anyone dock with the station. What is this. ELITE DANGEROUS? #monsterdon

This set is pretty cool
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@RobynGoodfellow @trixter Muppet remake please

Actually I wonder if this might be too bad for even the Muppets to save it

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The new planet is a giant space butt. And the wind, well - be glad you're in spacesuits.

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I ASSURE YOU, SIR, THAT WAS NOT WIND. #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

<frrrrrrrrrrt>

I have a spinning thing wheee #monsterdon

Okay but how does that brunette get that massive hairdo into a helmet? #Monsterdon

"That was wind! Up here!"

Lentils, man. I'm tellin' ya. #Monsterdon

WIND??????? #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

SPACE WIND #monsterdon

Ok, jump! #Monsterdon

I also unironically love the narration. #Monsterdon

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

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I thought this was the United Democracies, not the fucking space soviets. For one the space soviets had way better practical effects. And sets. And music. And technobabble #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

@trixter This would be SO MUCH BETTER with puppets. #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

In space, rockets create visible plumes of fire and as soon as you turn the engines off the ship comes to a stop. #monsterdon

Keep a tight rocket formation! #Monsterdon

boingy toy #monsterdon

"Do you read?" "Yes, I'm in a book club."

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#Monsterdon Space ship has tubes in the cockpit. Like it's a chemistry experiment. I want.

They promised to resolve the problem of a rogue planet in TWO DAYS? What were they planning on doing about it?

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Someone go check on Isaac Azimuth.
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I love gyros but I have doubts about using them as EVA units. #monsterdon

"...are you check?"
"no I'm X"
"where's check?"
"with green"

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"Schmidt promised them to solve the problem in two days--"

But it turns out he was just Schmidt-ing in the wind! :D #Monsterdon

Maximum speed is not very fast. #monsterdon

Heh. Tele-metry. Not Telemetry. :P #Monsterdon

I wonder what this spinning thing is.

I want one on my desk.

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@CactuarJoe how posh! #monsterdon

Space fire!!! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe That space girdle's not doing him any favors either. #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Are those guys drinking Earl Clear, Hot? #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

Why are these TVs never on?

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Oooh okay time to see a horror from outer space, finally something is happening

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Automatic door swishing up and down nicely. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon. I want the spherical control thingy. With knobs and stuff. For like whateever it does. Database backups? Dunno.

I don't know that that's space walk pantomime, or just a bunch of dudes who walk like dolts. #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

aight where's the war and where's the planets are we doing another magnetic monster here #monsterdon

Slow mo flailing inflatable tube man vibes #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

I love the outer space monster walk.

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Who is doing the narration? That voice is so familiar!
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WTF is he drinking? That's not coffee? But you need coffee in a sci-fi movie!
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so we're just committed to no tethers on space walks, huh?

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"the horror stalking space" listen, we've already watched 32 minutes of this movie, okay. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow, I really do not trust this visor.

Including antimatter! #Monsterdon

@Taweret They got that SNL reading off cue cards stare that's for sure. #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

I remember I found a toy in my mom's drawer that was shaped just like those space helmets. #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

Rod is just a massive asshole, huh. #Monsterdon

the only outcome i will accept is if Pompadour has to deal with the anti-matter and ends up radiation poisoned. #monsterdon

Women in #WarBetweenThePlanets be like. #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Agreed, I'm looking forward to some plot progression

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whole lot of "Do this!"
"But we can't! That's just a shit idea sir! I really can't do that!"
"I said fucking do it!"

...not in those words.

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His town was destroyed? That's a BINGO! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "I'll be go..."

where is OSHA in this verse? #monsterdon

ESPECIALLY anti-matter! #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

...Are they gonna SHOOT the rogue planet? #Monsterdon

@randy_s I think she said "nectar" which sounds awfully posh #monsterdon

Everyone on station knows this terrible commander is cheating on his wife and ruining Lt. Terry's career, but the NEWS broadcasts was what bad co.mander thought was messing with morale. Fire this commander! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I think that falls under "asses" still

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It feels like there's quite a lot going on but nothing is actually happening. #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

lofi #clickclickclickclick to hack to #monsterdon

hook me up with #clickclickclickclick OST and i'm not even joking about that #monsterdon

the audience should always be wondering: what the hell is going on with rod’s hair #monsterdon

Ah, Rod's legs have racing stripes. #Monsterdon

@lorgonumputz "Sir, this is a lighthouse." #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets