Kill the planet!!!! Shot it!
#Monsterdon

retro your jets man! #Monsterdon

"There must be a way to kill this thing."

It's a PLANET?!?!?!?!

#monsterdon

@jonny @Zerofactorial @arisummerland Hairdo is the daughter. I don't think Janet's coming, she just needed to exist to set up the awkward romantic tension scene #monsterdon

my god... it's full of toots!

#monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

That sneaky planet!!
#Monsterdon

Damn, Terri wants to go into space with every cowboy, doesn't she?
#Monsterdon

“I’ll shift okay. Right in my space pants.” #Monsterdon

"McGiver! What are you doing so close to that thing? GET OUT OF THERE!"

"Just a minute more sir, I gotta stick the chewing gum and the paper clip in just... so... GOT IT!"

#Monsterdon

@apLundell He meant to say "a murder of asteroids" #monsterdon

Leeeerooyyyy Jenkins!!!

#Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

#monsterdon that little spinny thing in the control room is the baby version of the thing that fucked up all the shit in "Event Horizon" isn't it?

"It could be... It could be our baby."
Space baby? Is this movie about alien adoption?
"Ride my tail." - Rod is acting horny again damn it.
#Monsterdon #WarBetweenthePlanets

the space butt gives no toots for your earth "momentum"

#monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

"I'll shift okay" I'll be getting shift out of here so shifting fast #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

@Zerofactorial @arisummerland i had sort of assumed excellent hair woman was janet, but in retrospect that might be daughter woman, i have honestly not been able to follow what's going on because the sound and that is not an exaggeration lmao #monsterdon

I'm going to re-edit this whole damn film and add fart noises everywhere they can conceivably fit. #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

what's mcgyver doing so close? trying to duct tape it, obviously. #monsterdon

Welp, time to kill off some redshirts. #Monsterdon

"There is no set course to the direction or speed of an asteroid"

Because, y'know, it just wouldn't be right if they moved in straight lines like things in actual space

#Monsterdon

gASS giant #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

When are some planets going to start duking it out?

#monsterdon
#WarBetweenThePlanets

I love asymmetric hair and I love the beehives, but whew boy that combination of the two doesn’t really work, does it? #Monsterdon

The Planet Of Eternal Stench

#monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

Just a regular case of Interstellar Asteroid Ball is all.

#Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

@arisummerland @jonny Janet hasn't arrived yet, has she? #monsterdon

OH GOD IT *IS* A BUTT PLANET

LOOK IT HAS HEMORRHOIDS #Monsterdon

The Planet Flatulence

#WarBetweenThePlanets
#Monsterdon

Asteroids just be zigging and zagging and whatnot. #Monsterdon

What if we narrate everything?
Brilliant!!!
#Monsterdon

no one tells this general anything #monsterdon

It's the Taco Bell homeworld. #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

I keep hearing McGivers and thinking MacGyvers, and thinking having actual MacGyver show up would solve these people's problems VERY quickly. ;)

#Monsterdon

the visuals are so cheesy and great and i love them very much

#monsterdon

There were a bunch of asteroids at my school too

#monsterdon
#WarBetweenThePlanets

Okay who's good at asteroids? #monsterdon

@apLundell I believe the military name is "pasties" #monsterdon

"There is no set course to the direction or speed of an asteroid" WHAAAAAAT??? #monsterdon

"It shivers in spots! And there's jets of gas or vapor!" LOLOLOLOL
Is he talking about this new planet, or @starkraving666

#monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

A school of asteroids? Do asteroids school? Are they piranhas? #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial the two named women keep getting close, but the scenes always bail immediately #monsterdon

luminous asteroid body is my stage name.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Macguyver?! We're saved!

Everyone in this movie wants to know why they weren't told about the thing sooner #monsterdon

A stapler is floating off the desk, but that red hair is still hanging down like a waterfall. Now THAT'S staying power in your hair spray!
#Monsterdon

Batter's helmet hairdo #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

@Taweret Maybe it's like

(planet is here) - - - war happens here - - - (other planet is here)

#Monsterdon

So they turned the gravity off and then back on?
#Monsterdon

The Rogue Planet is only 25 miles across? Hollow? It's Death Star! Or an alien space ship? I wanna see it! Movie up the budget now!
#Monsterdon #WarBetweenthePlanets

I believe that was a Bechdel near miss #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Were acting lessons also contrary to orders, Toby?

They’re supposed to be studying how to save the Earth.

They’ve spent the entire movie so far just trying to keep the space station running, and to fetch lost spacemen.

That seems bad.

#Monsterdon #WarBetweenthePlanets

I want to fight another planet! With my bare hands! I want to kill it!

So vengeance! #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

doby wants to punch the wild planet #monsterdon

"rod gave you orders." listen, i don't have to pay attention to that jackass. #monsterdon

He's gotta go punch that planet! #Monsterdon

I liked the rogue planet thing more when Transformers did it. #Monsterdon

The classic suction-cup-nipple-moving scene

#Monsterdon

he wants to handle that space butt

#monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

This must be before dry-erase markers were invented.

He's putting suction cups on the Big Board.

I wonder if they sometimes fall off.

#monsterdon

@jonny the ambient sounds in the #Monsterdon are to distract the viewers from the fact that the acting and voices seem to be two different casts even though it appears they are speaking the same language

These ships, man #monsterdon

where's Dr.Zarkov when you need him? #monsterdon

Wow, they have suction-cup technology. #Monsterdon

Look at that burst of gas! So hawt.
"Let's move! Ride my tail!"
Right after that burst of gas?
I barely finish one riff, and have to do another. #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

Aww yeah ride my tail #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

"...look at that burst of gas!"

<snickers>

#Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

listen, i'm not riding your tail if you're having notable bursts of gas, sir. #monsterdon

another burst of gas from the space butt planet

#monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

please someone also clip "it could be... it could be our baby" and "look at that burst of gas" this movie does not quit #monsterdon

"Ride my tail"

👀 👀 👀

#monsterdon

"Look at that burst of gas!"

Lentils. Yep. #Monsterdon

@catzilla If we're lucky

#Monsterdon

Can we just refer to wires a Zero G Strings? #Monsterdon

"...what do you think of it Schmitt?"
"well, sir, it looks like a real Schmitt sandwich to me."

#Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

@strangefour It's the antigravity

#Monsterdon

i was promised a war between planets tho

#monsterdon

Their futuristic touch-tone phones lack a "0" button, and also the numbers appear to be hand-written. #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets

PIIIIGS

IIIIIN

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

#Monsterdon

The Italian government awarded a grant to some guy who had a surplus of fishing line. That's how we got here. I'm sure it started with that shipment of yamok sauce #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

BULLSCHMIT!! #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

you can tell the gravity pull was coordinated by how the sounds went "prrrr drrrrr drrrrr" and i think someone needs to tell all those physicists working on "gravity" that you just need to pet it like a cat until it purrs #monsterdon

You think with exhausts like that, they be zipping right along. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
OPERATOR: Please insert $2.50 to continue your call to space.

The anti-grav is a bit cheesy but also endearing. They did a lot with a little, didn't they?

#Monsterdon

yup, that's them. i <3 those phones so much. #monsterdon

Janet swapped the direction of her asymmetrical hair!? Does the direction indicate she's in space now? Is the other way an Earth only hair style??
#Monsterdon #WarBetweenthePlanets

If we've got Dr. Schmit do we have Der Robot next?

#monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Oh my god, I’m so glad I decided to play tonight because I adore the ridiculousness of this thing. #Monsterdon

@paco It is the quarters of the Commander she's (Lt. Terry Redhead) dating while he's married to the Admiral's daughter. Clearly she walks in any time she wants. #Monsterdon Terrible leadership.

"...take care Walt, I'm ouuuttaaaaaa heeerrreee!"

#Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Once again, OSHA has concerns. or ISO 9001 and 14001 standards
#monsterdon

@Taweret It's for drying their salad greens #monsterdon

Wind? IN SPACE?
#Monsterdon

@sean I guess technically if you turn the space station upside down that would also count as antigravity

#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow a planet. It’s just a planet. #Monsterdon

@arisummerland It is. It's like ... seance effects. But worse.

#monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Yes, gently pluck objects from the air in zero-G and set them back down, that'll do it

#Monsterdon

also, was that one of those phones from The Prisoner i saw there??? i need one of those so bad. #monsterdon

@peter_mcmahan @aburka Bring clear on anything is a lot to ask with these movies

#Monsterdon