Crash it's way through the Universe? WHUT? Gambling on antimatter? The technobabble can hold together damn it.
#Monsterdon #WarBetweenthePlanets
Now if we can get this guy to show up. #monsterdon
The anti gravity effects are *almost* as bad/sloppy as the ones in the first episode of Enterprise lol #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets
Italian miniature work vs. Japanese miniature work
Not even a competition.
"Just a few more charges, Rod!"
Make sure the timer is on the right way around! #Monsterdon
@aburka They're generating their own wind #monsterdon
Wow.. that' one line about "Magma jelly" is so dense with nonsense it's going to cause a bullshit singularity. #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets
"We don't have Dolby sir. No Metal tape either."
If itβs cold, itβs not magma dumbfuck. Stop calling it magma. #Monsterdon
lmao props to Dooley for just throwing the thrusters full speed and just careening around the planet surface #monsterdon
Mist gives me a bingo!
listen, toby's looking for death, and he's determined to find it in the raspberry jelly on this evil planet. #monsterdon
Man, I would have LOVED to be a part of the special effects crew on this movie. I bet they had an absolute blast throwing action figures into fire extinguisher blasts :D #Monsterdon
the ship has sunk into tomato soup #monsterdon
I love instead of "That's not lava, it is...like jelly..." they go with "in the debriefing report it was reported that in fact it was not lava but a cool jelly like substance"
and it is always cold... in spaaaaaaace.
"...heaving, gurgling lava is actually cold gas"
Go home, narrator man, you're drunk.
What the hell is going on, people are just zooming back and forth above the planet surface in their thrusterless spacesuits. #monsterdon
So the planet is made of sentient cold jam? #monsterdon
Did he just say the dwarf planet was made of cold gluton?
MacGiver! Keep your toy rocket ship out of the jello!
Hey, the narrator's back! Thanks for explaining what's been going on, man! #Monsterdon
some really nice retro scifi imagery in this tho
That spaceship model is getting sucked into the encharito sauce! #monsterdon
i don't know why the craters have tentacles but
#Monsterdon It's a ball of marinara sauce!
I'm surprised they just didn't decide to use it and tell the general later #Monsterdon
Ha ha, oh man, the planet is raspberry jam :D #Monsterdon
they really tried to make the surface of the planet look alien tho and its nice
No, not sucked down!
#Monsterdon
On no! They're landing in the Bog Of Eternal Stench! #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets
The dark patches on the planet are composed of pepperoni #monsterdon
"Outpost Lobe?" Wait what.
@clayknight @annathepiper NEVER SURRENDER!
"Jackson wonders if this could have lead to a chain reaction of gravitational compensation all the way to Earth."
I too, was wondering ... that.
They are seriously doggy paddling through space towards the evil planet. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Random loops of tubes and wiring everywhere. Like some 60's Espresso Machine
They are doing interpretive dance on the way to the planet.
They literally just throw themselves out an airlock, huh #Monsterdon
"antimatter, seems dangerous, but this is a yes-and space exploration agency" #monsterdon
Outpost logue? They have a sleepy station?
O-1-30 hours. We replayed earlier footage and then threw Ken out of the ship. #Monsterdon
this is reminding me more and more of Armageddon
#Monsterdon
The headrests in that craft are all shiny with hair product. It oozes right through the helmets #monsterdon
@paco I would love to see the original with subtitles
Oh huh weβll have to be careful if the stabilizer resistance indicator is rising. π€ #Monsterdon
Some of those background musical riffs are suddenly TOTALLY reminding me of original Battlestar Galactica.
"There are those who believe that life here began.... out there."
I want to choreograph a dance based on all of their βzero gravityβ movement. π #Monsterdon
So they're gonna land on a small-ish rogue planet made of loosely-aggregated junk that threatens to wipe out the Earth, and plant a Science Bomb on a weakpoint on its surface
Am I crazy or is this the plot of a Futurama episode? :/ #Monsterdon
I'll give one point for using antimatter, because if you want to fuq something up good, antimatter is on top of the list. #monsterdon
My favorite thing about being a native English speaker, Terry, is saying the name of the person Iβm addressing in every sentence #monsterdon
I really do appreciate the slomo zero G silly walking #Monsterdon
The only chance...is ANTIMATTER #Monsterdon
Helium Head, shortstop for the toledo blue stockings
"...and blast that thing back into space where it came from"
where it currently already is
because it's a planet
"i know what the score is"
sure wish i did, why is this movie so nonsense. #monsterdon
"It's every man for himself"
Wow, he's even sexist in zero G. That's dedication. #Monsterdon
idk i've never been to space but if i was in zero g i would be whipping around the rooms horizontally like a dolphin with some sweet gymnastics moves around corners, not trying to "walk" like some ground chick #monsterdon
Yeah, how could we live knowing ... a planet ... was "out there".
"What's new, helium head?" #Monsterdon
"Ya big dope!"
#Monsterdon #WarBetweenthePlanets
Stable-isation is go, ready for pony play
"What's new, helium head?" ugh I've never liked Tom Jones
Never attempt to land on Planet Glade Plug-In #monsterdon
"What's up, helium head?"
Not much, boron butt #Monsterdon
Mist! Bingo! #monsterdon
"What's new helium-head?"
The dialog in this movie is the gift that keeps on giving. #monsterdon
of course we found it. its a whole planet
@sean with the buttons, blinkies, beep boops, click clacks and theremins, I think retros are already at maximum #monsterdon
The Rogue Planet is farting!
Or reverse farting to pull in asteroids? Whut?
#Monsterdon #WarBetweenthePlanets
"What's new, helium head?" is my new favourite insult.
Zero gravity is when you walk slowly.
This is a Spaghetti Sci-fi and that planet is a pot of Nannaβs gravy. #Monsterdon
Moor and fix!!
#Monsterdon
Janet. Why are you fondling that wine glass?
MacGuyvers. More than one MacGuyver?
#Monsterdon #WarBetweenthePlanets
Ok, just to re-cap.
They're being pulled in.
They need their retros
They can try to soft-land.
They're being pulled in.
we have a portal gun?
There's pubes and holes EVERYWHERE
"...we need more retros!"
#Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets
We're entering the sphincter now, Commander
PREPARE CALIBRATION TO PULL UP
CALIBRATION COMPLETE
PREPARE TO PREPARE TO PULL UP
PREPARATION COMPLETE
PREPARE TO GRAB CONTROL YOKE
<dies>
#monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets
we can't... push... the red! push it! push... the... red!
the planet has jets it's monster planet and that means WAR! :ameowbongo: #Monsterdon
I'm in tears laughing at yall #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets
Ohranger did this uniform style better.
#Monsterdon #WarBetweenthePlanets
My God its full of gas #monsterdon
Have they considered that the ultimate weapon might just be Beano? #Monsterdon
@arisummerland @jonny The only way we can be sure is if she calls the general "Daddy" #monsterdon
I could not explain the plot of this thing to you if my life depended on it, but damn it sure is fun⦠#Monsterdon
@annathepiper Yeah he'd fix gravity using all the tethers they didn't use up on spacewalks
@arisummerland I thought so, but it looks like they landed! #monsterdon
They landed on the chili con carne planet!!! #monsterdon
"There must be a way to kill this thing" ABOUT A FARTY PLANET #monsterdon #warbetweentheplanets
Oh, landed in the bean sauce. That's goopy. #Monsterdon
so, the planet has a tractor beam now? seriously, i don't know what is going on in this movie, and i low key haven't since the beginning. #monsterdon
Ok. Everyone get that? They're being pulled in.