#Monsterdon They need more intestinal fortitude!

Oh it’s choking me Rod!

Uh, wut?

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if it bleeds we can kill it, right? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wait ... the sauce is *in* the spaghetti? This will revolutionize Italian food!

Let me just whip out my SPACE AXE [shreads a stellar riff]

#monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

"...start rigging the detonator, I'm gonna hack this stuff"
"reverse the polarity!"
"hurry!"

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were they in the ADR booth telling her to read these lines more hornily #monsterdon

Oh it must have been fun to make this set.

"OK, I want plastic tubing everywhere, full of hot running strawberry jam."

"Um, what, sir?"

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Hack The Planet #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

"Mwaaahhh, I dropped the detonator! [rolling around on the ground] I dropped the detonatEEEEEER!!!"

Women am I right #Monsterdon

AH! Everytime the narrator comes back I am momentarily confused. Like a little auditory jumpscare.
"It's smalls sizes causes a wind in space never heard of before."
I kinda prefer more colorful retro spaceships, but some of the shots look really cool.
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Are there seeds in that... "Blood"?

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Mm, reverse raspberry jam. Delish. #Monsterdon

Get the planet some poppers, it’ll help open things up. #Monsterdon

good thing we brought a hatchet to space

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wish my arteries would do that, wouldn't have to worry about heart disease. #monsterdon

Ha, that artery healing was a nice effect :D #Monsterdon

if you cut arteries more than the shaft will... uh... yeah open isn't the right word

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The procedure prep is difficult ok??? You can't get EVERYTHING out. IT'S NORMAL #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Good thing they brought a space axe!

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Uh oh. Tentacles grabbing the only woman? This can't go well. #monsterdon

"Oh, it grabbed me. Eek. Aaah. Blease save me. Aah" #Monsterdon

"let's backtrack" well this entire movie does seem to be about backsides, so sure. #monsterdon

Doby fell into the spicy ramen!
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@wohali so there WAS a war and it WAS between planets #monsterdon

#Monsterdon It's the spaghetti that goes with the sauce on the surface!

mmmmmm veiny

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@wohali oh i missed that part lmao #monsterdon

Everybody let's all sing On Top of Spaghetti. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU2GqcjJcdM #monsterdon

@moira The bottom of my heart. And here I thought that was metaphorical. #Monsterdon

@moira
The Uvula

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Ok,. the cave is all gooey and wet, and it's pulsating.

There's only one twist they could be going for here. Moist space caves can only mean one thing.

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i'm not really sure what they plan to do to the core but so far this planet does not seem to be doing any harm #TeamPlanet #monsterdon

"we're trapped!"

well maybe we shouldn't have wandered so deep into the caves of weird alien shit idk

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What is red, made of gluten, and covered in strands of mozzarella? #monsterdon

Where did you guys find this video of my sigmoidoscopy #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

So we're all agreed, they're planting this bomb in the planet's prostate, right? #Monsterdon

They're trapped with the sentient butt of the planet! #monsterdon

So clearly the whole planet is an organic being (**SPOILER**) which is making me wonder what the wind in space was. 💨 #Monsterdon

does this mean the planet is ALIVE.

Is it..Is it EGO?

Where's Starlord?
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@DancinJules @Taweret so did the writers #Monsterdon

"...the density meter is high"
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All that hanging pasta is al dente. #Monsterdon

are they approaching the heart?

is there such a thing as a heart of buttness?

#monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

The crater has breathing valves and arteries

yeegads 🥴

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So, let's get this straight—their space cruisers get pulled in by gravity, but space-walking mofos can fly around like they're Iron Man?
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This planet invented the silly straw. #monsterdon

Have we tested if the planets is edible yet? Was Willy Wonka involved somewhere? #monsterdon

@Taweret I lost the plot (if I ever had it) quite some time ago… #Monsterdon

@paco It’s important that everyone knows she’s The Woman. #Monsterdon

The arrival of Terri with the checkered helmet means they're close to the finish line #monsterdon

"What about the ROUSes?"

"I don't think they exist." #Monsterdon

"...and don't step on the breathing valves or arteries"
"the what now?"

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i have no idea what's going on but visually its neat

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yeah, i generally try to avoid stepping on arteries too. #monsterdon

this is _definitely_ the bog of eternal stench

#monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

You guys! Don't step on the breathing valves! #monsterdon

I dunno know about y’all, but I got a bad feeling about this… #Monsterdon

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@Taweret but but....it's a war against time! A war against physics! #Monsterdon

Bold musical choice to make it sounds like the soundtrack tape is melting every once in a while, but I don't hate it

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@CactuarJoe bar none the best soundtrack i have heard in a #monsterdon movie

@Taweret It's the movie vs our sanity

#Monsterdon

So the hole above has a hole below. Is it a giant matrioshka planet of nested shells and jello? And it's angry and farty? For reasons not yet explained? #monsterdon

The sauce is belching up hydrostatic Parmesan cheese. #Monsterdon

They should have called this "Journey to Planet Sphincter" #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

#Monsterdon And so Toby/Doby returned saying, "Hey, who turned out the lights? Hey, who turned out the lights?" for these were the early days of the Vashta Nerada before they took to the shadows.

Just found the credit, the narrator was long-time pro Norman Rose. He was the narrator for many shows, including Policy Story, but also was the person who, starting in 1962, said "The following program is brought to you in living color on NBC" for all their color broadcasts. 😎

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some great atmospheric music in this #monsterdon

"...don't touch the yelling wall!"

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At times the soundtrack sounds almost EarthBound-like, it's got that creepy distorted MIDI sound to it. It's nice :D #Monsterdon

only slightly less mysterious than the butt on mercury

wait

_is_ this mercury? have they checked?

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@Princejvstin I thought it was Doby for Dobrowski #monsterdon

Whole Ass Asstronaut being lowered into the pubey hole whole is a vibe. #monsterdon

The lost Crazy Straw Burial Grounds. #Monsterdon

yeah, lower me down into the depth of the alien jelly volcano, no problem, i'm game. #monsterdon

oh no Toby #monsterdon

@Taweret It’s a metaphorical war. #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Your unassailable logic has no place in this universe 😛

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon after all the sucking they're coming in the entrance?

okay, kinda like the backlighting in this shot

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They literally sunk an Action Jackson in spaghetti sauce. This is the best movie ever! #Monsterdon

He dropped his Ken doll in the gluten! #Monsterdon

Doby's going to be found later by the alien species that created this planet as their Fruit Cake. He will be mistaken for a prize!

#Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Oh hey, it's the entrance to the Mind Flayer Colony. #Monsterdon

so when they said 'War' in the title tho... that was a lie....

#monsterdon

Is Toby someone who has gone "missing?

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This is a real good active planet surface set, though.

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@Louisa I thought is was Dobie, like Dobie Gillis. #monsterdon #old

Fools, making their ships heavier than marinara sauce #monsterdon

Dropped his GI Joe in jello. #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

the space careening and dubbing are giving moonbase alpha https://youtu.be/Hv6RbEOlqRo #monsterdon

"We're coming now!" "So's Brad!"

#monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Toby's gone to the big Malibu Dream House in the sky, man. #Monsterdon

So this planet is made of magma which is also cold gluten...?

Uh sure why not

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XD XD XD

I lost it at the exploding ken doll, I couldn't take it :D #Monsterdon

#monsterdon so space blob is more like The Stuff(tm) in space, guessing the next movie deals with what happens when they put it into cheese danishes?

@CactuarJoe making gallons of jello #Monsterdon

cold boiling gluten...I have coeliac disease this asteroid is deadly for me :blobastonished: #Monsterdon

This planet is actually the God Of Celiac Disease. #monsterdon