#Monsterdon You know Toby's kid has the same hair as the Lt. lady. Just sayin'....

Boy that sure is the inside of a space monster alright.
Ego the Living Planet and his terrible space gases.
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“Who so courageously gave their lives for their country and the rest of the world too i guess” #Monsterdon

Huh ... Commander's kid has red hair.

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is that toby/doby's kid??? wasn't he dead??? #monsterdon

what was the one ideal?????? #monsterdon

@Princejvstin Red? On this asteroid everything looks red #monsterdon

no flyover by the Angels? really?

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S P A C E C H U R C H #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Planting wreaths at the tomb of the unknown thunderbirds #Monsterdon

Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be a giant lingonberry meatball shattering kaboom! #monsterdon

How de fuq that didn't blow up the ships? #monsterdon

Atsa one SPICY meatball! #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Checkov’s Helmets? #Monsterdon

meanwhile, back at scientology central

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@apLundell oooh that is uncharacteristically smart for this movie

Not actually smart, but even the attempt is uncharacteristic

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@paco Or juice-filled Twizzlers

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@apLundell I guess you're right, but that was *extremely* contrived and dumb #monsterdon

I just realized why the dubbing looks just a little off. It’s because the actors are adding a vowel to the end of every word. #Monsterdon

THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL #Monsterdon

the helmet switch becomes plot relevant! #monsterdon

And now we know why we all needed different headgear… #Monsterdon

They can just use their jetpacks to leave the planet now?
What happened to getting sucked in and needing retro rockets and such? #monsterdon

@strangefour Experience says that's where the fun happens. #monsterdon

Holy cats they made four of these things. https://www.themoviedb.org/collection/413946-gamma-one-collection #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Marlin Perkins voice: And as we left the clam flowage that day... #Monsterdon

WHY ARE YOU GOING INSIDE THE PLANETS TUBE FILLED SPHINCTER?
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this movie has 3 minutes left. i mean... #monsterdon

Did I hear…a Theramin? Just for a second there? #Monsterdon

Soooo many space butts.

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*long protracted farting noises* #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

So General Norton is all fine with this, not fuming back at the station or anything, right? #monsterdon

Those openings on the planet are just giant hairy sphincters. Unfortunately.

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Oh, I see, the wife is going to think her husband died because of the swapped helmets. #monsterdon

That's why they did that.

We switched their helmets without them knowing! See what happens next!

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RIP Ken. Barbie will be informed of your passing. If we ever get back to Earth.
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@sean I do feel it would be consistent for this movie if they tasted it

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someone keeps leaning on the speed knob of the soundtrack #Monsterdon

"That would be Lieutenant Sanchez"

As you heard the narrator say mere moments before! #Monsterdon

I don't judge that this guy has a consenting relationship with his bomb controller #Monsterdon

@paco https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucatini #Monsterdon

"...give me your hand!"
"can you say that with an Austrian accent?"
"a what?"
"never mind"

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He's going berserk with that axe!
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@jonny Dammit, Janet! #Monsterdon

Oh, that's why they switched helmets. #Monsterdon

The Rogue Planet is a Flying Spaghetti Monster? It sure has alot of noodly appendages.Giant hair follicle?
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@apLundell he's eepy, just needs a nap

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But what if that's actually raspberry jam in those tubes? They didn't even check!

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wasn't there a love triangle at some point, did Janet ever show up? #monsterdon

Rod is all “From hell’s heart I stab at thee!” I still don’t know what’s happening. I think they are gonna blow up the gassy asteroid thing #Monsterdon

@arisummerland Now I miss the Wasp Woman #monsterdon

#monsterdon This guy actually seems fine. His voice is just a little raspy.

is it just me or does this monster planet have a theremins AND flies? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Are they rigging detcord?

This #monsterdon has given me an amazing food idea. Spaghetti where the sauce is INSIDE the noodle!

Take care of the kid?

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Rod had to stop and hack one last raspberry spaghetti #Monsterdon

Plot, yeah right #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Not gonna shame crossdressing here on masto #monsterdon

@starkraving666 This whole planet is Uncrustable. #monsterdon

Better run, from the sound of things Giygas is right behind you. #Monsterdon

Oh no! Space bees!

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@Zerofactorial In space, the sauce goes inside the spaghetti!

Amazing what you can do with technology. #monsterdon

Frank's gonna be scooped up by the emperor and become Darth Marinara.

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Are they in the planet's . . . large intestine?
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#Monsterdon "Does the stumbling help?"

"Hurry, will you!?"

FRANK SPEAKS FOR THE AUDIENCE #Monsterdon

What a hacky movie

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And I…do not understand why we’re ere playing helmet switcheroos there… #monsterdon

It must have been painful for the Italian production team to depict the astronauts cutting the spaghetti instead of dealing with it in a civilized fashion #monsterdon

Doing direct action at the Smuckers plant #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

Get out Rod. I don't mind. At least I won't have to take care of that other dead guy's kid now. I don't mind. That's why I don't mind. I hate you all. Life sucks. This movie sucks. I regret everything I ever did. #monsterdon

The working title for this must have been, "Space Hacks!"

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@DancinJules oh my lord i am yelping like a dog at this #monsterdon

SPAAAAAACE JELLY! Wait.... is this an organic planet that is eating stuff?
I dub this planet Ingestor!
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Is Frank... Giving Rod *someone else's child*? #Monsterdon

Some movies I don't follow because they are complex and well crafted that pay off at the end.
This is not such a movie

And yet I still love it for the models and just the craft of it
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Taking off helmets ill advisedly. What is this, PROMETHEUS?
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Here, have my apparatus 😏 #monsterdon

Those are some fast healing gogurts! #monsterdon

Suck suck suck!
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We all want him to die but don’t make him a hero.

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@moira Like they told him to act like he was in agony and he thought they meant emotionally. #Monsterdon

well now you need one fewer helmet right?

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In retrospect, it was poor planning to put the backup detonator inside the commander's helmet.

No way we could have known. #monsterdon

@wohali
Cinematographer: Willy Wonka

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Reverse hot potato #Monsterdon

DONT put the auxiliary equipment in your helmet you can get a BACKPACK or something #monsterdon

Big shocker that this guy is the biggest doofus of them all #Monsterdon #WarBetweenThePlanets

@WhiskeySailor to swap helmets. but i don't know why they are swapping them #monsterdon

this planet has better regeneration than a Tarrasque #monsterdon

I love that we were trying to give “moving in space/low gravity” but also urgent action!! #monsterdon

did he just reverse the polarity? Excellent idea that ALWAYS works! #Monsterdon

So they're just gonna swap hats. In space. #Monsterdon

I'm a tad confused why he needs to take off the helmet
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every astronaut carries a hatchet in case they need to gather space fire wood

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he's a sad sad man now

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I can't imagine this production was under budget #monsterdon

yeah, leave it on, Rod, please. #monsterdon

Much like my arteries, the planet's arteries are full of marinara sauce. #monsterdon