Ew, ew, ew!

#monsterdon

the abruptness of the dandy's upset was really confusing

the abruptness of the vampire appearing was just funny

i think this vampire might be a child molester

#monsterdon

The ability to teleport is actually a physical property of frilly pirate shirts, but no one has been brave enough to wear one in 50 years.

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Well I'm uncomfortable. You guys uncomfortable?

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

@uptownsongclub don't kink shame me

#monsterdon

Run, Jenny, you've stumbled into the Epstein manor. #Monsterdon

Jenny's got a pretty creepy smile even if she's _not_ a vampire. Yet. 🤨

#Monsterdon

Dorky vampire warning. #Monsterdon

Wow, we waste no time commencing with abduction do we?

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

Oh, that's what they mean by grooming, he's unbraiding her hair. Huh

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

#Monsterdon I feel like he could have started screaming her name at any time she was leisurely strolling down the woodland path before the door opened

Everybody is SO happy to see each other

#monsterdon
#VampireCircus

The Master Wouldn't Like You Running Through The Woods Without Him #Torgo

#monsterdon

Hey, isn’t that Adam Ant?
#Monsterdon

The camera trickery and acting are already horrible. Hammer phoned this one in.

#Monsterdon

He likes Nosferatu. As in, the band

#Monsterdon

she's the vampire! WHAT A TWIST

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

Nice outfit, count
#monsterdon #VampireCircus

movie is on notice as being "old timey english accents and clothing" and i will give it 20 minutes to get its act together and prove it is not going to be an actual period drama
#monsterdon

Oooo nice editing, smoooth

#Monsterdon
#VampireCircus

love that shirt, Count Mittenhouse.

#monsterdon

[Actress breasts very boobily as she bends over to light a candle]
@blue: Oh, is this a Hammer movie? Nice!
#monsterdon

for real though, run girl, that's the Lord of the Dance!

#monsterdon

The portraitist's subtle details that hint their painting's subject is nefarious (TERF bangs) #monsterdon

"AS SEEN IN PICTURES" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

David Copperfield nooooo! #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

now that's a fancy kool-aid jug
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 🎪 😱

Vampire!

It's time for #Monsterdon! I have a copy of Vampire Circus but it's 83 minutes vs 87 on Tubi. But no commercials!

That's certainly an over-the-top emotional response to Thelma locking you out of the old house ...

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus1972

"Now then, little one, let me blow out this candle, and when you wake up, you'll be able to join the Dark Brotherhood FOREVER. Won't that be fun, Babette?"

#Monsterdon

@sean I. Fairness, this is Europe, so that's not so farfetched.

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

well so far it looks like that dude was locked out of the house. #monsterdon

#monsterdon The music is already trying really hard..

Smexy 70s vampyr!

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Hey, little girl, there’s a creepy manor in the middle of the woods. Let’s go inside.

#Monsterdon

They don't airbrush walls like that anymore. #Monsterdon

@moira It's also Hammer so we know there's an upper limit to the quality.

#Monsterdon

adshahahahafsdjkds THERE HIM IS

#monsterdon

So far this lis like a BBC adaptation but I'm guessing that will last about one more minute.

#Monsterdon

Concerned man looking after the over-frolickers.

#monsterdon #vampirecircus1972

@Wynter #monsterdon

...without male supervision....

Ohhhh you know we're in for something Germanic when there's a little girl wearing a long frock in the forest!

#Monsterdon

Anyone else not have “The Rank Organisation” on their bingo card?
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon This is the 2nd/3rd one we've had with the oiled up Rank dude and the gong, right?

NO! DON'T BAPTISE HER! NOOOOOOOO

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

Just a totally normal castle in the woods.

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

please god, not... A DOOR!

#monsterdon

If you don’t just want to hit a big round metal thing as hard as you can and make a fabulous booming sound, I simply don’t understand any of your life motivations

#Monsterdon

This is waaay too on the nose for this week.

#Monsterdon

Those footstep noises speak volumes

#Monsterdon

IMMEDIATE PERIL OH NOES

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

We have The Rank Organization to blame for this?

#Monsterdon #VampireCirus

If it stinks it's Rank. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

It's that time, folks! #monsterdon with Vampire Circus
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0067924/

"The Rank Organization"

Well at least they admit it

#Monsterdon

So far looks boring enough that someone might want to run away to the #vampirecircus #Monsterdon

Oh boy, I just signed up for 87 minutes of what now??

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Wheee. Whee. #Monsterdon

someone spent a lot of money on mulch for that scene, you should all be greatful

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

"wee." (-_-)

#monsterdon

Nice cravat! #Monsterdon

Time for a bit of J. Arthur

Rank, that is.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 🎪 😱

Uh oh victorian cavorting!

Ok, regular friends, it's #monsterdon day. You may wanna mute that tag. 🥹🫂

I know it's gonna be a good time when there's a man in a fancy little bow.

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

#Monsterdon "ok kid, the line is 'wheeee!'"

How long will it take for

1) Someone to comment about corsets

2) Someone to comment that corsets weren't really that bad (and provide references)

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Whose woods these are, I think I know
His circus is of vampires, though

#monsterdon

Note: every single, worthwhile, joke about the name 'The Rank Organisation' was made by at most seventy years ago.

#monsterdon
#VampireCircus

I watched just this part yesterday, and so far, I have lots of questions.

#Monsterdon

Did NOT expect this to be a period piece!!

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Lord Byron on his porn-writing stump. #Monsterdon

The movie just started with a gong??

Immediate love #Monsterdon

Bang a gong- get it on #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ah the countryside in olden times

i bet this place is great except for all the vampires

🎶 the hills are aliiiive... 🎶 #monsterdon

*gong*

#monsterdon #VampireCircus time!

yeah you wish you were shelly or yeats you middle-class english twit

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

And we're off to a great start thanks to a truly Rank organization.

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Let's goooooo

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

the field is giving me godmonster flashbacks

#monsterdon

Rank and file movie #Monsterdon

3….2….1…#Monsterdon
Brought to you by streaming media and the 1970s

@cd0 no pax. #Monsterdon

"The Rank Organization Presents"

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus1972

#Monsterdon starts now. I might not post much because vampires make me squeamish and I have a headache again…

Rank is right

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

aright, let's do a #monsterdon thread for...Vampire Circus (1972)

Oh great - another Rank presentation

#monsterdon
#VampireCircus

It's time! Press play! Go! Go! Go!

Wheee! We open with the Gong O' Doom!

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus1972

💡 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💡

(where applicable)

#Monsterdon

Time to stake some vampires, especially any vampire clowns #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon it begins

WE GOT

** STOP **

-- HAMMERSIGN! --

doo doo doo-doot

do-doot

do-doot

HAMMERSIGN

doo doo doo-

#monsterdon #VampireCircus