I still don’t get how Pedro Pascal is in this movie. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Here we have a very, very stoned tiger.

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big kitty :blobfoxfloofcute:

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“Needs more trucks” -Stephen King

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💸 Low Budget Film School 🎪

Nobody remembers recent movie sets, so reuse them.

Director Robert Young used the set of Twins of Evil which we watched recently on Monsterdon.

Does the castle look familiar to you? Really?

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#Monsterdon #VampireCircus #TheSafetyDance

WE CAN DANCE, WE CAN DANCE, EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR HANDS

Little fella gives the Burgermeister head in that tent....mirrors everywhere....it's like David Lynch

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#Monsterdon face behind a face

TRIVIA: This film used the same sets as Twins Of Evil (1971)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067924/trivia?tab=tr&item=tr4919541&ref_=ext_shr_lnk

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It's naked watermelon lady. Popular with the villagers no doubt.

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I'm starting to think this circus isn't kid-friendly
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#Monsterdon KITTIES

Absolutely counting this as "Surprise Attack" for #MonsterdonBingo. The attack is allowed to be targeting the audience.

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How starved for entertainment would I have to be to voluntarily attend this circus in real life? #Monsterdon

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Burgermeister and Meisterburger?

#Monsterdon forest signs: "i'd turn back if i were you"

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"we make our own luck!" *lets his son ride into the shooting range*

I'm a bit confused about what era this is supposed to be - Victorian or Dark Ages?

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"It's a disease. Something that can be stopped."

Weird thing to say before the modern medicine age.

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"Animal Advisor" is the job I want. I could give timely finnacial advice to bears and skunks

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Her husband naturally objects to having her locked inside as the Boob Fortress burns down, saying "but she's pregnant!" but the angry mob is unmoved.

Inside the basement of the boob fortress, the lady wanders around and meets some cool skeletons, then drinks blood from her dead rockstar vampire boyfriend to I guess become a vampire, then the castle burns down I guess.

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#monsterdon Financially destroy the count in a series of loan-default swaps and subprime mortgages!

This is a Stetl of Emergency

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So far this movie has the worst sex scene and the worst fight scene i've ever, uh, seen.

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Rated R for British teeth

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#Monsterdon the vampire guy looks so BORED with all this sex he's having

ooof, his wife took the kid and ran off with a vampire?

Maybe if you had listened to her more dude...

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@littlemiao "Why the drops of blood appeared and disappeared on the Count’s chest."

I think they were suggesting the blood drops were being absorbed by the count's skin.

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@_L1vY_ @diazona @msh @Taweret
The boobs were prologue heavy in this movie, so you didn't miss much.

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That was a Hammer film!

Thanks, as always, to @Taweret for hosting, to @Cherizilla for #MonsterdonBingo, and to all of you for making it fun!

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This concludes my #monsterdon thread for #VampireCircus, a movie where a circus full of vampires comes to resurrect a dead vampire rockstar for some reason, and then is killed by an angry mob and the power of religious geometry.

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Jaime & Cersei Vampire. #Monsterdon
@lytta @trixter

@trixter it took me seeing someone say they were siblings to realize they were supposed to be siblings and not a romantic couple

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WHEW!! We survived, we made it through that one. I think.

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@bunnyhero it was a weak cross, very poor attempt #Monsterdon

@lytta Every time they looked at each other I was pretty sure they were about to start making out.

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That gets a 6.3 on imdb. I need to get better drugs. Thanks #monsterdon gang. Take care. See ya soon.

but hey, the hetero couple ended up together, so it must be a happy ending. congrats, i guess.

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Bat flying off like, "Screw it, I'm movin' to Acapulco." #Monsterdon

You guys, IT’S A CROSS BOW!!!

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Is that stake a little low??? Can you kill a vampire with a stake through the diaphragm?

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Once more walks the living Romulan #Monsterdon

Well, that's cheaping out - the skulls are on the walls, but the rest of the bones are just painted on :/

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You can't CHOKE A VAMPIRE #Monsterdon

*circus himbo is shot in a rather shockingly kinetic fashion, then beaten to death by the townsfolk with torches*

F in chat for the perforated villain

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"Twink vs Dwarf"

I've not seen that one...

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Fun fact: Strongman is David Prowse, aka the guy in the Darth Vader suit

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"Locked Door" in the chapel gives me #MonsterdonBingo. I probably could have marked off "Argument" earlier in the movie but I call 'em like I see 'em

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They're vampires. It's a vampire circus. Jeezus, it's not that complicated

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I don't understand how crosses work in this movie

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Don’t play with your food, guys. #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne "If you'll just sign this waiver please...." #monsterdon

Foley artist is killing someone in the other room!

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Okay, so Doctor Mustache is back from the Capitol and he thinks this is rabies and not vampires. Dora is recovered from her kidnapping but doesn't remember exactly what happens; I guess her and twink boyfriend are the "good" wholesome couple and the village girl and the circus fuckboy are the "bad" horny undead couple.

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Save money by hiring cheap labor.

For #VampireCircus, a real circus provided some performers and even artists for circus backgrounds and equipment.

Not even invited in, it’s like this movie doesn’t know the first bit of the lore. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon emil takes all his girlfriends to the vampire sex dungeon, sooner or later

Perhaps they're just waiting for the King Arthur of Vampires to pull the stake out.

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Wait... The Mirror of Life tent is like 10x10 on the outside and like 10x that on the inside.

Is this Romana's own TARDIS?

Why did she turn to the dark side?

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#monsterdon Her arterial spray was going the wrong way. Down to his feet. So, I guess, what? Vampire Line Dancing?

Literary Hot Take:

This #monsterdon is strange, because its both Pro-Moral Panic (in that the angry mob that wants to persecute the strangers is pretty much always right all the time), but also Pro-Showing-the-Audience-Lots-of-Tits, which is generally a thing that Moral Panic people like to... um... panic about.

Murder animals in cold blood and lose the 2025 audience, fully on team Vampire now.

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#Monsterdon aaaaaand that's how you get abducted into a vampire cult, boys

Omg the "monster eyes" coming into focus as jewelry on the boots is fantastic. Love that shot.
Man was the real monster all along.
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It's interesting how this mirror sequence plays on the trope of vampires not appearing in mirrors by having them first appear in the mirror (but not real life) but then not appear in the mirror.

Anyway, the vampires are Rockstar Guy and Village Girl from before, and the mirror teleports the boys to the Boob Fortress basement, where they eat the boys; the voiceover says "ur children will die to give me life!" so I guess the Vampire Rockstar is getting more alive.

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I feel like if they want to restore him to unlife after him being stabbed with a wooden stake, wouldn't removing the stake that can re-(re-)kill him maybe be the thing that should be done first rather than I guess apparently last?

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Later that night, the village girl and her twink boyfriend are visiting the circus and getting a live demo, where one of the circus girls lets a tiger bite her and then shows that she has no injury, proving that the animals are harmless, or that she is a vampire.

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So another village man, whose job I forgot, wanders into the circus and casts Speak with Dead, or at least Speak with Circus spirits. A disembodied voice says something ominous in reply; just imagine your own ominous reply here because it was probably more interesting than whatever the movie said.

Like "Beware! I am the skeleton king!" or "im gonna eat ur face u losers!" or just "Mwahahahaha!"

Then the village guy is kidnapped by the circus people or something.

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#Monsterdon i know what you did last summer, burgermeister!

The burgermeister is a cross between the Wizard of Oz and Captain Kangaroo.

Oh, he's not quite dead yet.

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The Black Panther prequel that the MCU buried.

@Taweret Well, there was a lot of boob in parts of Bee women

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*Rosa shows up naked in the next scene* OK I would like to double down on my theory about the stitching in the town of Stetl being catastrophically unreliable

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remember to spay or neuter your panther men

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@Terencio

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The Roma lady announces the main act, in which a tall hobbit battles naked woman in tiger striped body paint. By battle I mean "dance erotically with", giving this film Additional Nudity. She rips some clothes off of him, kisses him, then pretends to be strangled, to the delight of the probably horny villagers.

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We then go to the circus people doing a circus, in which the strongman lifts the short man in clown makeup. The strongman is bare chested, meaning this movie technically has two genders of boobs in it.

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@overholt I guess, uh, living in some tiny village out in the middle of nowhere and quarantined with the magical vampire plague pre-Internet I guess I can't blame them for being bored out of their skulls.

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"Why have you come?"

"To steal money from dead men's eyes! HAHAHAHAHA!"

A bold tagline but memorable

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"If it's an illness, why don't you cure it?"
"Why don't you?"
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That's how religion works bud

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@hollie this is my first time here and I can't believe how many people are participating #Monsterdon

The best part of this movie is the credit font

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*villagers toss a torch at lines of black powder leading to literal powderkegs*

I see these villagers learned their craft at the ACME School Of Evil Castle Demolition By Way Of Mob

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They're not really making it clear whether the village is intent on killing Anna because they think she's a vampire or because they think she's a libertine.

😑

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@lytta I'm not even sure this qualifies as disguised to any extent

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Outside the Boob Fortress, a teacher or somebody is trying to organize an angry mob of village men to burn the boob fortress down because the vampire rockstar who lives there is abducting their wives and daughters, for sex and eating (respectively).

He passes his charisma check and an angry mob invades the Boob fortresses, finding a the dead little girl, and interrupting a vampire makeout session.

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the count is dead!

short #monsterdon tonight, thanks everyone

Brits can't raise a mob for shut

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#Monsterdon and we have female nudity 4 minutes into the film

Clearly needs an orthodontist

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Someone has been shopping at "Pirate Shirts R Us."

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That's right. It's Hammer Time. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

@wohali https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn4jwFNIW9A

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@MatthewTitus88 I can’t possibly imagine how that got to 6.3. That rating gave me unwarranted hope for this movie. #monsterdon

If you're reading this, you're at the tail end of a long stream of posts on the feed about #Monsterdon, a fediverse community movie-watching event.

This week we watched VAMPIRE CIRCUS (1972).

It has both of the things the title promises (although neither is compelling), a surprising amount of boobs, and cute lil fruit bats. Some pretty good VFX and a muddling plot, right down the middle for Monsterdon fare.

See the post at the top of this thread for more info:

https://hachyderm.io/@SnoopJ/111004128276431553

@amyfou she's the source of the 'Beast Of Bodmin Moor' sightings!
There was a lot of harm brought to animals brought by these people back in the day 😔

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@Bluedepth okay my opinion of the editor just went up a lot. wow.

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I am pumpkining out y'all. Thanks to @Taweret and @Cherizilla !

Regrettably, I did not get a bingo tonight. Next time!

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Tubi suggests Countess Dracula, which could be fun

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