Wait, Cushing's character's last name is "Vile"? I can't decide whether that's way too on brand for a Puritan, or to wonder as a #Skyrim player if his first name is Clavicus.
Makes sense, Vampires are the opposite of Puritans
So much more fun, than that dull human filth
#monsterdon The priest is a creep, also the amount of sexism in this society is wild.
#monsterdon They twin are speaking my language GTFO.
You don't say #Monsterdon
no one fucks like Gaston⦠#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
Gustav Vile in shock GOP VP swap
#monsterdon Just look them, a council of Facking incels talking about burning women. The men needed help.
White horses and black horses. Are these guys supposed to be good or bad? I can't tell.
oh goddammit, heterosexuality already?
"It's going to be *hell* living in this house!"
Ah, more foreshadowing! #Monsterdon
Day for night. Never works. yadda yadda. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
It's going to be hell living in this house heh heh heh
"He's our guardian now." ... Even though we're clearly in our twenties. #monsterdon
Precision Crafted Eyebrows #monsterdon
Ah, just like I remember church. #Monsterdon
@brooke They probably have to keep importing new girls to police, at the rate they're burning them
A woman lives alone? Burn her!
Oh, wait, holdup, she doesn't weigh the same as a duck. Never mind. #Monsterdon
Actually laughing out loud in real life at everyone's enthusiasm for BURN THE WITCH #Monsterdon
Dude is literally TROGDOR #monsterdon
#monsterdon Honest, I rather be dead than live in this timeline, I'm so proud to be Benz ππ
first you want us to wear goth clothes, now you have a problem with the devil. make up your mind
#monsterdon Yea um I can't speak German sorry sweethearts, come to think of it the remind me of twetledee and tweetledumb. Or whatever the fuck the folklore is.
Man, that is one pale, doughy jury. #Monsterdon
He just came in to change boots?? #monsterdon
Plumage???
Outrageous!!
#Monsterdon
Twins acquired, now just waiting for some evil
...er, some more evil, after the whole burning a lady alive under magenta opening credits
Uncle seems a little too focused on the clothing choices, hmmm?
That's the commandment that troops shall not be stationed in the homes of citizens, right? #Monsterdon
so far, 100% accurate portrayal of puritans, so... Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
#monsterdon
yep uncle master definitely doesn't approve
#Monsterdon i want an arsenic green carriage for my arsenic green dresses, please.
#Monsterdon πΏ πΏ π― π―
Peter Cushing: "WHAT kind of plumage is THIS?"
come on, you must have some goth clothes you can change into
the master wouldn't approve
I demand each chicken be individually credited. Give us the chicken names, movie!
at least in Monty Python's Holy Grail they had the decency of weighting the witch to see if she had the same weight as a duck.
#monsterdon
@bunnyhero i fuckin love the early timed posts it is spooky as hell #monsterdon
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Count Conshtien?
#Monsterdon Credits through a blur of flames, very on-theme. π₯
#monsterdon Lol this priest is crazy, tbh I think they're all scared of women.
Pink credits are pretty awesome
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DICK BUSH, director of photography. #Monsterdon
I kind of feel bad for the girl who has to suffer through these opening credits, just let her be burned alive in peace...
I'm sure this film will have some socially redeeming message
#monsterdon oh no spooky cushing!!
Another one where the music's making me think Clint Eastwood's going to show up in a poncho. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
Dick Bush? That can't be a real name, right?
That's how some British children dressed in the 70s though
Dick Bush??? i... don't ... #MONSTERDON
#monsterdon i'm two minutes late lol.
Oh wow, I think that all of human history, all of geologic history since the formation of the earth, and really everything since the big bang has all been in service of the one perfect moment of Peter Cushing playing a witch hunter. Why did the Universe bother to continue to exist after 1971
so this is a weird Wicker Man bookend or what?
It took Wicker man almost two hours to get to this. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
Nice of them to rip her shirt a little like that. Lots of Witchfinders don't prep the scene like that. #Monsterdon
i'm going to be late getting home tonight, hence i'm watching part of the movie early (3:30pm ET) and scheduling to be in sync with the actual event! #monsterdon
It makes my little heart so proud to have a Hammer film for #Monsterdon and I love that we do this together.
Is that the Admiral from Star Wars that they resurrected? #Monsterdon
sir, whatever you get, you deserve. why would you go outside when your Elvira Wore It Better wife seems so disturbed. #monsterdon
Peter Cushing selling oatmeal door to door. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
The ~~gong~~ ~~hammer~~ Twins of Evil
Oh, it's The Gong Show? #monsterdon #twinsofevil
We have gong sign! And I imagine Tom Servo now asking, "Why don't more movies start with gongs these days?"
Double your pleasure, double your fun ... or something like that. Time for Twins of Evil!
@moira #Monsterdon With Alma!
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@apLundell exactly why i am like "flee to the next town as soon as you're suspected" because you have eternal life you have a shitload of time to strategize and get buff and make a system of lures and pulleys and trapdoors and whatnot. getting spear javelined to the chest is a rookie move #monsterdon
@dirtyoldtown Seems like the axe grinder stays busy, too
@jonny OMG i am DYING π€£π€£π€£ #monsterdon
@c0debabe It was an art film, kind of #monsterdon
@c0debabe TWINS OF EVIL! 1971!
@c0debabe Boobarella, Vampire edition. #monsterdon
@moira @YsengrinWolf @Taweret Anyone with one of those would I think have to be diligent to avoid tooth decay and pyorrhea #monsterdon
@liferstate OMG! #monsterdon
I'm reading that "Twins of Evil" is the third film in a vampire movie trilogy. Sounds like some more #Monsterdon material.
Also the lead twin actresses were Playboy Playmates.
@RobynGoodfellow ..."Here in fair Vagi-" *hit by bricks* #monsterdon
Wait... WAIT! Is it too late for "It was the breast of times, it was the worst of times?" #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
Well, that was very bad, but somehow still very entertaining. Great if not period costume work, lots of cleavage, two evil guys all good stuff. Thanks @Taweret ! #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
@Taweret Chalk it up to the wisdom of crowds #monsterdon
anyway looks like the lobby is slowing down so good job everybody and thanks to @Taweret as always for hosting
snack bar's still open but watch out for last call if you want anything to eat on your way out
@diazona No. But a squid can.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_squid
#monsterdon
@YsengrinWolf @Taweret still needed vampire vagina dentata
@Crazypedia I mean, Matt Berry *is* a vampire on another show, so⦠#Monsterdon
Thanks to @Taweret for capping off a vampire weekend for us fans of #monsterdon
Oh, you just wait till he gets there! There'll be Hell to pay!!! You'll be sorry!
#Monsterdon π― #TwinsOfEvil
@diazona fangs are for sucking blood, suckers are for, well, sucking, so an octopus vampire would suck through every sucker, right? so i meant suckers.
The wikipedia page for cinematographer Dick Bush has a god-tier disambiguation note. #Monsterdon
@Crazypedia No can do-sville, babydoll
@moira @catzilla I picked up on that, too. You can see it in his eyes, and it looks like heβs trying to redeem himself. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Grade Report: #TwinsOfEvil:
Script: B-, some good lines & some funny cheesy ones
Plot: D- needed Magical Exposition to proceed.
Featured Characters: A-, a pretty good Rogueβs Gallery, just lacking better backgrounds and motivations.
Featured Features: 38DD
Women: C- for heavenβs sake poison the Puritansβ soup or something.
Schoolmaster: A+/- Teaches both sides to get along. In death.β οΈ
Twins: 3/10 insufficiently evil
Witches: Hot. π₯
Puritans: Not.
Vampires: Bite.
@strangefour He has hubba hubba vision #monsterdon
@diazona every sucker turns into, well
that thing would take down a sperm whale in like three point eight seconds
...could an octopus be a vampire
@floatybirb that can't be pleasant, i mean, watching a big chunk of your skin kind of spin around in place
@catzilla He really was putting in a legitimate performance. He's trying to imply through acting that Vile realised towards the end that he was also the bad guy, even though it's not really in the script, and I salute him for it.