@SnoopJ god and satan droolz, science man roolz

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@SeanAloysiusOBrien Just an unfortunate case of alopecia #monsterdon

#monsterdon oooo we've got a hammer bodycount

That was a good one! Lots of cleavage, some boob, and great lighting.

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They misspelled "Goaler". #monsterdon #twinsofevil

#Monsterdon Suddenly, an ending! (As is Tradition.). But there’s no sea for anyone to fuck off into.

That was fun :D #Monsterdon

Well that was a film. Thanks friends and @Taweret #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

That was a fun one. Thanks @Taweret and thank you #monsterdon

Yay

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HAH! Karnstein is a scared littl vampire boy.
Now if only he and Cushing can kill each other at the same time for a sorta happy ending.
#Monsterdon #TwinsofEvil

Excellent follow through by Cushing, he must have been working with a pro trainer #monsterdon

Joachim would be awesome on game night!
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@jonny If you believe the weird aristocratic ranting, you get “pleasures” #monsterdon

Ah the good old crossfade to speed up decaying effect, the only vampire thing the sfx department had the budget for #monsterdon

I _really_ wish Maria had been the one to rise up and kill the count. But OH WELL!

And that's a wrap. Cheers all and see you for more next week!

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BAM the end.

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That was AWESOME (ly bad) #Monsterdon

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #TwinsOfEvil, from 1971, provided a heaping serving of double trouble along with,
- Actual twins!
- Purple Devil Squad!
- Insta Vampires!
- Puritan Pyros!
- A simple case of switcheroo!
- Vampire charades!
- Puritan tossing!
- Vampire stabbing!

Wait, that was his heart? Looked like he took it in the stomach. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The Count down to zero.

DECAPITATION! Damn.
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He died as he lived -- leathery. #Monsterdon

Whole lotta hot sauce splashing around here #monsterdon

TIL vampire death involves going bald

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peter cushing honestly deserved that for rushing ahead of the team and being a hero instead of passing the ball to the spear javelin guy to finish off the push #monsterdon

That's not a wooden stake, and it's also way low and to the left. #monsterdon #twinsofevil

whoah that guy is really ugly, you can tell because they put a bald cap on him

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it's really contagious how they are happy to use axes and wooden stakes
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Hey that doesn't count. That was a metal stake to the stomach.

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SPLAT #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Gustav finds God not keen on protecting witch- burners.

Ha ha ha, he died BALD :P #Monsterdon

Kick some ass Joachim!
Wait is he a vampire too?
He deserved better. But man he drew alot of blood.
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What a throw though

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Anton would later take home the gold in the javelin. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Did Gustav miss on purpose? That looked like it was on purpose. #Monsterdon

didn't know you had to stab a vampire in the spleen to kill em. #monsterdon

Yea, there it is. The yeet that sends the movie into hyperspeed wrap-up. Well done, Anton.

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Whodda thunk Peter Cushing could be that kickass #Monsterdon

Love that he just bitch-slaps Gustav away #monsterdon

Well, you hit his lung. We'll have to do this all over again. Good job. #Monsterdon

own... blood... so... tasty...!

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"I would have waited an eternity for this. It's over, Prime." ...Wait, wrong movie.

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That’s NOT where the heart is! #Monsterdon

Note to self: Don't go to a vampire chiropractor

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that's not where the heart is either. #monsterdon

I've been waiting for that since the opening scene to be honest.

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"They have light sabres?" #monsterdon

The way to a vampire's heart is through his stomach

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Uno reversi halberd #Monsterdon

Sorry, Pete. Can't say you didn't have that one coming. #Monsterdon

sorry Gustav, that hadda hurt. (lololol)
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#Monsterdon The Count has Maria hostage. Gustav will finally do something worthwhile with his life.

"DEBATE.... ME...." [falls to ground]

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Real talk: is this axe actually an axe or a cross? Which is the more effective way to use it against a vampire?

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???? #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

#monsterdon I don't care about the boobs, only the story. Honestly I didn't expect nudity. But whatever.

Swing and a miss. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Gustav! WTF!
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at this point since we don't have any characterization or clear motivation for the count to be doing whatever the hell he's doing it's just basically like a "god versus the devil" climax and anton is totally superfluous except we need to have someone for the good twin to kiss at the end and it sure as hell aint gonna be peter cushing #monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien I've been supremely disappointed that we only got one evil twin this whole time

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might have to watch that decapitation scene again cos i was ogling that cobwebby tunnel with the skulls & moss on the walls
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And stepping up to the plate we have Gusatav. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Wait. Am I supposed to root for the witch finders now? Can't like everyone die? Except for some innocent villagers.
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"We can only trust in God!"

Yeah, that's worked so well so far. #Monsterdon

i know it would be useless cause he's a vampire but i would be fighting harder to not get thrown over the railing

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I know it's the event of the season but why is Maria storming the castle too?

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"What is it?"

"It's as if millions of #monsterdon viewers suddenly cried out, and were silent."

There is not enough movie left for this new drama. Sudden ending is imminent.

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all he has to do is axe the right question

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"we paid for this smoke machines, we're gonna USE this smoke machine"

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Sorta awkward blank stare after "then we're alone" #monsterdon

This movie makes me want to rewatch Ginger Snaps #monsterdon

@floatybirb Where does that kind of boob timing leave Wicker Man though? #monsterdon

Of course the psychopath had a really easy time offing his niece

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I see Maria is this movie's Sexy Lamp. I miss Frida. :/ #Monsterdon

THE RUBY SLIPPER #monsterdon #twinsofevil

a single, tacky, anachronistic red satin pump #Monsterdon

“OK, third word… sounds like… rebapitation.” #Monsterdon

RIP to a real one #monsterdon

So the count just decided to smack a bitch? Oh, he needs to get decaffeinated.
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so they do have a mystical twin connection but it's only strong enough to vaguely feel weird around your neck when your twin is decapitated, that is not a mystical twin connection you should try and build a movie around #monsterdon

Cinderella? Cinderella? #Monsterdon

Oh goddammit, Cinderella lost her fucking shoe again

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Spark — spark. I see what you did there. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Nice scorched eyeball and machete head effects there, the fake blood a little less nice but WHOA:

oh oh oh OFF WIT HER HEAD
Dance 'Till Ur Dead
(heads will roll)

🙃#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

is that cinderella's shoe? #monsterdon

#JusticeForMyDreamGirlfriendFrieda

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"Something's happened to Frieda" Well the good news is no one will have trouble telling you apart anymore.... #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Oh, wow! Gustav attacked out of nowhere! #Monsterdon

My unpopular opinion: trial scenes are overrated #monsterdon

@amyfou

See, fire is better.

#Monsterdon 👯 #TwinsOfEvil

Aw I feel bad for Frieda, she deserved a more epic end

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"Into the heart!"

Dude, you're never gonna kill a vampire until you get some anatomy lessons. #Monsterdon

going to be a couple minutes behind now. i'd skip ahead but i don't want to miss anything in this one #monsterdon

Damn movie. Didn't expect that. Nice.

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:blob_dizzy_face: oof careful don't lose your head! #Monsterdon

That was a solid beheading imo #Monsterdon