Yea, there it is. The yeet that sends the movie into hyperspeed wrap-up. Well done, Anton.

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Whodda thunk Peter Cushing could be that kickass #Monsterdon

Love that he just bitch-slaps Gustav away #monsterdon

Well, you hit his lung. We'll have to do this all over again. Good job. #Monsterdon

own... blood... so... tasty...!

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

"I would have waited an eternity for this. It's over, Prime." ...Wait, wrong movie.

#Monsterdon

That’s NOT where the heart is! #Monsterdon

Note to self: Don't go to a vampire chiropractor

#Monsterdon

that's not where the heart is either. #monsterdon

I've been waiting for that since the opening scene to be honest.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

"They have light sabres?" #monsterdon

The way to a vampire's heart is through his stomach

#Monsterdon

Sorry, Pete. Can't say you didn't have that one coming. #Monsterdon

Uno reversi halberd #Monsterdon

sorry Gustav, that hadda hurt. (lololol)
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon The Count has Maria hostage. Gustav will finally do something worthwhile with his life.

"DEBATE.... ME...." [falls to ground]

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Real talk: is this axe actually an axe or a cross? Which is the more effective way to use it against a vampire?

#Monsterdon

???? #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

#monsterdon I don't care about the boobs, only the story. Honestly I didn't expect nudity. But whatever.

Swing and a miss. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Gustav! WTF!
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at this point since we don't have any characterization or clear motivation for the count to be doing whatever the hell he's doing it's just basically like a "god versus the devil" climax and anton is totally superfluous except we need to have someone for the good twin to kiss at the end and it sure as hell aint gonna be peter cushing #monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien I've been supremely disappointed that we only got one evil twin this whole time

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might have to watch that decapitation scene again cos i was ogling that cobwebby tunnel with the skulls & moss on the walls
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And stepping up to the plate we have Gusatav. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

#monsterdon The password for tonight is "Peter Cushing's Amazing Tits"

Wait. Am I supposed to root for the witch finders now? Can't like everyone die? Except for some innocent villagers.
#Monsterdon #TwinsofEvil

"We can only trust in God!"

Yeah, that's worked so well so far. #Monsterdon

i know it would be useless cause he's a vampire but i would be fighting harder to not get thrown over the railing

#monsterdon

I know it's the event of the season but why is Maria storming the castle too?

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

"What is it?"

"It's as if millions of #monsterdon viewers suddenly cried out, and were silent."

There is not enough movie left for this new drama. Sudden ending is imminent.

#Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @floatybirb Well, Wicker Man has slappy ass magic dance. #monsterdon #twinsofevil

all he has to do is axe the right question

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

"we paid for this smoke machines, we're gonna USE this smoke machine"

#Monsterdon

Sorta awkward blank stare after "then we're alone" #monsterdon

This movie makes me want to rewatch Ginger Snaps #monsterdon

@floatybirb Where does that kind of boob timing leave Wicker Man though? #monsterdon

Of course the psychopath had a really easy time offing his niece

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

I see Maria is this movie's Sexy Lamp. I miss Frida. :/ #Monsterdon

THE RUBY SLIPPER #monsterdon #twinsofevil

a single, tacky, anachronistic red satin pump #Monsterdon

RIP to a real one #monsterdon

So the count just decided to smack a bitch? Oh, he needs to get decaffeinated.
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so they do have a mystical twin connection but it's only strong enough to vaguely feel weird around your neck when your twin is decapitated, that is not a mystical twin connection you should try and build a movie around #monsterdon

Cinderella? Cinderella? #Monsterdon

Oh goddammit, Cinderella lost her fucking shoe again

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Spark — spark. I see what you did there. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Nice scorched eyeball and machete head effects there, the fake blood a little less nice but WHOA:

oh oh oh OFF WIT HER HEAD
Dance 'Till Ur Dead
(heads will roll)

🙃#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

is that cinderella's shoe? #monsterdon

#JusticeForMyDreamGirlfriendFrieda

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"Something's happened to Frieda" Well the good news is no one will have trouble telling you apart anymore.... #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Oh, wow! Gustav attacked out of nowhere! #Monsterdon

My unpopular opinion: trial scenes are overrated #monsterdon

@amyfou

See, fire is better.

#Monsterdon 👯 #TwinsOfEvil

Aw I feel bad for Frieda, she deserved a more epic end

#Monsterdon

"Into the heart!"

Dude, you're never gonna kill a vampire until you get some anatomy lessons. #Monsterdon

going to be a couple minutes behind now. i'd skip ahead but i don't want to miss anything in this one #monsterdon

Damn movie. Didn't expect that. Nice.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Frieda lost a whole lot of stress all at once. Like a huge weight was lifted off her shoulders. *wobble wobble*

:blob_dizzy_face: oof careful don't lose your head! #Monsterdon

That was a solid beheading imo #Monsterdon

Holy shit! Gustav without a second of hesitation on that machete #Monsterdon

Pete's got a swing that belies that skinny frame of his #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil I must apologize that due to buffering I am several minutes behind on this movie.

Anyway, the next scene is one of the other female characters appearing to object to the witch burning, because mercy is good and stuff. Mr. Oats is unimpressed, but hesitates to light the pyre himself, so his head henchpuritan volunteers instead.

Yes! Go burn the lord of the land! Death to the landlord Karnstein!
#Monsterdon #TwinsofEvil

BRO #monsterdon

WOOHOO, losing my head over this!

#Monsterdon

Looks like she Be-Headed the wrong way. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

No lie, best shot in the film.

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

🦖 #MONSTERDON 🎞️

👥 💀 TRIVIA OF EVIL 🧙‍♀️🧛

Head's Up!

👀 Bert Luxford, special effects veteran, first tried Spam, but it didn't work. He eventually settled on a large German sausage to simulate Frieda's decapitation.

#Monsterdon 👯 #TwinsOfEvil

Missed the heart, bro.

And how did Yorick get Gutav's fancy scimitar?

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

I wonder what Lord Karstein did to secure Joaquim's loyalty. (Or is he Juergen?)

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

RIP Only Black Guy In Movie #Monsterdon

@peltast I know! They stink on ice!
(w/ apologies to Mel Brooks)
#monsterdon

Well that escalated quickly! #Monsterdon

@dirtyoldtown ikr, I don't get it

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If I had a castle I'd probably want more than one full time security guard. #monsterdon

oh noooo 3 ads in a row #monsterdon

awesome vx!

#monsterdon

aw, sorry Joachim, you didn't make it. better luck in a better movie, sweet knight. #monsterdon

You can tell it's Maria if you hold her up to a mirror too #monsterdon

That... That is not where the heart is located. #Monsterdon

Actually really interested in the commentary for this #Monsterdon 🍿 👀

I remembered who the count reminds me of!

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Oh, there's gonna be some CHOPPING going on! 🪓
#MONSTERDON

Oh that is some 70s makeup gore right there. #Monsterdon

that's not where the heart is, team

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Hold them off?? Fuck that shit Joachim should be waving his hands all "They went that way" #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

@peltast I'll say! Oh, I see #Monsterdon

oh wow. violence suddenly got graphic

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Torches, check. Pitchforks, check.

Mute servants signs the danger. The game was charades after all!

okay, great shot, Joachim! take that whole mob, sir! #monsterdon

And lions? And tigers? And bears, you say? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Real talk for just a second: wrangling that many extras, with horses, and that many vigorously burning torches? That must have been a logistical nightmare. Well done.

Why did Karnstein slap her there? I mean, he's evil and all, but what was his context/thinking?

#Monsterdon

"first word... sounds like... taxes??" #monsterdon

Only now do you witch hunters put faith in your holy cross? LOL LMAO KEK
#Monsterdon #TwinsofEvil