take him with you into space holy shit yes please yes please #monsterdon

Really? That's what the mummy looks like? Also what the hell is the radio DJ doing there?

#Monsterdon

SHOOT HER! SHOOOOOT HER!
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

aw he's cute #monsterdon

It was the greys all along! Where is Fox Mulder to see this!? #monsterdon

*Sees an alien just standing there glowing, doing nothing.*

*Immediately yells "shoot it!"*

FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER, WHY????

#Monsterdon

She’s an awesome photographer.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

👽

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

I had to check the time, I'm bored and ran out of food on the couch. But only 1-2 min left!

#Monsterdon

Why? Why shoot it? Why!?

#monsterdon #timeWalker

lol the one dude smiling. he wants to fuck it

#monsterdon

"My friend, _don't_ be a _dick_."

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

he made a flux capacitor

#Monsterdon

Oh, wait, it's an interociter!

#monsterdon #timewalker

#monsterdon lmao shoot it?! SHOOT IT???

The alien wears Lee Press-On Nails.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

What a tweeeeest!

I like that Parker is the only one happy to see an alien #Monsterdon

Hey! It's the guy on the poster! #Monsterdon

OK *this* I am counting as an awkward fight scene

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Did they ACT that in slow motion?!

#monsterdon

The cheap mummy costume looked better.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Radio/photographer woman was criminally underused in this movie

#Monsterdon

Mummy to Enterprise, 2 to beam up.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

this whips so hard #monsterdon

This is just a really old Retroencabulator.

#monsterdon #timewalker

[Beeping accelerates] #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

Sheri B got a close up at least

Every time the mummy is approaching they're like: "nooooo!"
#monsterdon

They should have the alien in as a guest DJ

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Yay, the hot DJ is alive!

#Monsterdon #Timewalker1982

Why were the flashing lights pointing to the mummy's hoo-hah?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

The moral of the story, Susie, is: never accept jewelry from pervy fans.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

It's mummy time!

GO GO TIME WALKER

#Monsterdon

That was actually not a bad chase scene. And I like the power surge on the cars.

#Monsterdon

BEAM ME UP, ANKHMCSCOTTY #Monsterdon

Mummy marbles hum quite nicely.
#Monsterdon

the f i f t h e l e m e n t #monsterdon #timewalker1982

his ass is fully charged!!!! initiate the mummy beam!!! #monsterdon

And that night, his heart grew three sizes larger....

#monsterdon #timeWalker

#monsterdon i love how during the entirety of this movie, nobody has stopped to ask "why is this diamond pulsating light?"

Wow. That guy's uppance came pretty fast.

#Monsterdon #Timewalker1982

@diazona@techhub.social Yeah, they've been getting into ambient / drone a lot lately! Doing the whole modular synth thing!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

#ThatsNotAnkhWave #Monsterdon

um... his chakras are lighting up?

#monsterdon

With our powers combined...

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

OK now I remember what those balls/platform thing remind me of, there was some sort of solitaire game I had in like 1979 that was like that, a puzzle that was a bit like Nim.

#monsterdon

let's go mummy!!!!!!!!! get yourself home!!! yes!!!!!!! #monsterdon

Jumanji #Monsterdon

"...oh shit, that was wrong. Sorry, hold up." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

the mummy has solved the crystal-in-the-chevron puzzle so he gets to advance to the next level

Mummy phone home! #monsterdon

"I'll have what I deserve!" - Sigh, really? This is what the writers came up with?

#monsterdon #timewalker

So she was wearing _another_ necklace to shower in? #Monsterdon

Oooops, my lights are flickering. I might be dealing with a power outage soon. (ice storm)
#Monsterdon

wait why does he have two now #monsterdon #timewalker1982

Holy electric codpiece, Batman!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

Mrs Bates did it better sorry Mummy #Monsterdon

This alien radio console or whatever it is has some dope harmonies

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon

As EVERYONE pointed out, the dialog in that scene was terribly executed.

Umm… why is that guy enunciating so hard?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon okay I think this part got cut from the mst3k version bc I don't recall the shot for shot remake of the Psycho shower scene.

1:18 or so annoying suit dude contracts an acute case of voice immodulation syndrome

Ah yes DJ Mummy let that beat duhhhhhhROP #Monsterdon

Why isn't the American cop already shooting? This is unrealistic. Maybe the mummy is white?

#Monsterdon

The mummy is unphased by flash photography, just keep on shooting.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

WHAT do you deserve?! has this guy's beef with Professor Ben Murphy been explained AT ALL #Monsterdon

OH thank god the Fame reject is here to take pictures!

#monsterdon

oh, you will get what you deserve, sir.

#monsterdon

the mummy is just going to fuck off into space? that's how it's going to end?

#Monsterdon

The mummy can fly! This is going to be huge for panty raids when he joins the frat! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

please stop with the green filter #monsterdon

...Was that one guy really badly dubbed or is my audio timing just off?

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Surely the mummy offs the university administrators. Those guys had it coming.

#monsterdon

George Plimpton on lithium just about emotes at Professor Murphy

#Monsterdon

(what is going on with the audio in this movie. is the cut just bad, or did no one in this entire production own a microphone and a boom arm???)

#monsterdon

"Lo, I have become death, destroyer of undergrads."

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

In a movie full of bad acting, this guy is… somehow worse.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

That dude's mouth moves really weirdly. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

why does this scene seem dubbed?

@Binder Same people who invented the <blink> tag

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Return of the Not Even Trying ADR

#Monsterdon

MUMMYGRAM!

#monsterdon #timeWalker

Acting lessons! #Monsterdon

This is all an elaborate game of Chinese Checkers #monsterdon

wow the line delivery of that accusation

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Why would you put on jewelry before getting in the bath? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

PROFEFFOR

This guy's no Sylvester Cat, I'll tell you that much

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

why is he out of sync #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear 🤷‍♀️
#Monsterdon

OMG this is the most robotic angry voice ever

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

"THANK YOU DOUGLAS"

And now we reveal ourselves from behind this, uh, two inch vertical pipe! #Monsterdon

"Thank you Douglas." The mummy speaks! Oh wait no...
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon Linda, bring your camera. And also the edible undies in my sock drawer. I'm in the nuclear reactor room and I’m feeling smexy for nukes... NOW LINDA! I don't know how long I can resist my aching need for EGYPTOLOGY IN EDIBLE UNDERWEAR!!!

@Somarasu We exchanged this alien's transport system with Folger's Crystals - can anyone tell the difference?

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Where's the bauble? I thought she was wearing it?

Oh, in untitled goose box.

#monsterdon #timewalker

Once again, Dr Mummy, we see there is nothing you possess which I cannot take away from you. #Monsterdon

Oh, you think he won't come up through the elevator ceiling, too?

#Monsterdon

C'mon Jenny, you don't take alien jewerly from your roomies
#monsterdon
#timetraveler

Oh now he has telekenesis? Well I suppose he has been floating. but he hasn't used it on things other than himself before.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

he cam finally go home to his lil moon house like he always want

#Monsterdon

the time mummy is well aware that across sociological time, conspicuously going only for the space orb and leaving the culture's women alone is how you get back to your home planet #monsterdon