I can't help but feel like they're making faces like they need to take a dump.

#Monsterdon

Heh. Hey, how much do you think they paid that guy to turn and walk into a door? :D #Monsterdon

The lens on the spy camera is ridiculously large #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Charlotte’s voice is so low. Careful sweetheart, lest your testicles drop into the toilet when you first wake up. Quite a shock to the system, sweetheart.

Where is the Mummy‽
#monsterdon

I think he's a Charlie Chan knockoff

#monsterdon

@ottaross Definitely sanitary

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon no. Not in his cell. In your office. Ah well. It’s the same.

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Behive hairdo Wrestling Woman is clearly a much better Wrestling Woman than either Charlotte or Loretta.

These extremely fake looking flowers

#monsterdon

Black Dragon sitting alone in a room, hoping everyone he sees on his screen gets an injection... why does that feel relatable #monsterdon

“Those wrestling girls stopped us” #Monsterdon

Charlotte got all stabby with that syringe.

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

@Newpa_Hasai There's no needle either. #Monsterdon

Sharing needles... big no no.

#Monsterdon

Act normally...actually fuck that, stab them with a syringe!!
#monsterdon

Take that Covid vaccine, BANG you're done!

#monsterdon

...So short guy is *too dumb to hypnotize*? #Monsterdon

The syringe is full of Lick-em-stik powder. He'll be high with sugar for days!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Why is the front desk clerk wearing sunglasses. This is suspicious.

The monitoring camera actually moves around!! Great tech!!

#Monsterdon

Charlotte! Charlotte! Awaken! Awaken! Time for mermaid murder!

#Deathklok

#monsterdon

I don;'t get why the minor bad guys are Asian dressed like Americans and the main bad guys are caucasians pretending to be Asian

#monsterdon

"It's poison," he said, holding a capsule in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Don't they read Reader's Digest? #monsterdon

Wow, who has followers who would cyanide pill themselves these days?

No loyalty

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

So Fu's just a wrestling promoter now. #Monsterdon

The Black Dragon's evil laugh isn't quite coming across as very malevolent.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret life goals tbh #monsterdon

"Did you hear that Males?!"

Do we ever?

#monsterdon

[laughs sinisterly]

Well, it was more of a goofy chuckle...

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

Fight choreography was yet to be invented in 1960's Mexico..

#monsterdon

This fight scene sounds like a someone's banging two coconut halves together. What's up with the foley artists?

#Monsterdon

Half an hour in and no mummy, I am UNHAPPY #Monsterdon

Chucho is the C-3PO of this movie #monsterdon

Yeah, I'll call that flying leap ✅ Attack from Above #Monsterdon

i feel like this movie was invented when somebody saw a couple of lady stunt people and was like, This is too cool, I have to do a movie with these ladies!

#monsterdon

He wears his sunglasses at night #monsterdon

"Go out in the hall! You can't fight in here, this is the wrestling room!"

#monsterdon

That's more like it, she's got the Kirk Chop goin' on :D #Monsterdon

If I was trying to capture a pro wrestler, I'd bring a weapon and not just depend on being able to out fight her hand to hand. #Monsterdon

Move shoving and wrestling 😃
#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

the villain watching the movie on a tv in the movie is some Flash Gordon Ming vibes #Monsterdon

That professional wrestler sure was easily overpowered #monsterdon

Okay, so next scene, to the Evilest Music Yet Imagined, mister evil facial hair kidnapper lights a candle, then goes to the post office and shuffles some letters about, then hides a different letter in a school locker.

This is the most ominous letter shuffling scene I have yet observed in cinema.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummies

the tall woman chopped the short guy into the room..? and then fought the people that were in the room? is anyone on anyone's side or what are they doing? #monsterdon

BOMP

BOMP BOMP BOMP

BOMP

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

It's a trap! But with wrestling.

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

@Lazarou Now I miss Shelley Winters #monsterdon

🎵 I wear my sunglasses at night.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

@Newpa_Hasai I would take anything with at least three tentacles TBH

#Monsterdon

I love the music

#monsterdon

that’s no codex! that’s just a yellow pages! #monsterdon

With the jazz soundtrack and mental domination, etc., somehow this Yellow Peril-style villain in "The Wrestling Women vs. the Aztec Mummy" is giving King Tut vibes from the old 1960s Batman TV show. #Monsterdon

Let me put this hat on my head before I take it off and check for bombs…

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

that is....not an inconspicuous camera lol #monsterdon

"r.... R.... Like a cigar."

what??

#monsterdon

R... R... R.. like a cigar?

#Monsterdon

WHAT does that "as an amazon, you're the greatest" line mean. #monsterdon

R like in Cigar
#monsterdon

Always check for a bomb after you put a mystery hat on... wait what?
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

An Amazon?

#monsterdon

Now this is proper trade craft
#monsterdon

Mexico, where women are women and hats are HATs

#Monsterdon

Limburger cheese eh?

#monsterdon

*Ding dong* Hat delivery service.

Hmm, sounds normal to me.

#Monsterdon

Oh shit. Christine is here. A bunch of teens and greasers are gonna die now.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

#Monsterdon so, roofies. That’s your power. Roofies.

Wow holy shit that is a HUGE HAT

#monsterdon

So he needs a FEW injections AND his hypnotic powers to control her? I don’t think he’s quite that powerful #monsterdon

all's I know is, I wanna see someone wrestle a mummy

#monsterdon

Looks like their car has a bit of an oil leak.

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

#Monsterdon not really using the key properly. Just kind of rubbing it on the lock. Like it needs foreplay to unlock.

Mind dominating Asian cosplay crew I can't even 😬 #Monsterdon

Me: So, how about that Black Dragon? I mean, awesome right? You wouldn't say you hate them would you?
Friend: WTF is wrong with you?
#monsterdon

"Things are going to go well for us, your genius has never failed." And not a single person knocked on wood so you KNOW what's going to happen.

#monsterdon

THE TITS ON THAT WOMAN #monsterdon

"That was the second step I've taken to dominate her mind"

It's a twelve step program, you see. #Monsterdon

TIL that Mexico was making 1950s B movies in the 1960s #monsterdon

Yes, please say exactly what you are doing for the second time
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Phrasing!

"now watch as i dominate this girl's will" is an incredible localization near-miss, that is just in the uncanny valley of "things that are syntactically and semantically valid but not things that would ever be said exactly like that" #monsterdon

Wow, a crime boss AND a scientist! Truly these Asians are a formidable people.

#monsterdon

hypnosis and drugs

#monsterdon

Stand by for mind control! #monsterdon

"Now watch while I dominate this girl's will"

For only $49.99 on pay per view! #Monsterdon

"Now watch as I dominate this girl's will"

"She's going to have to do all my AP Chemistry lab work for me!"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Safety deposit box number one hundred! I'm sure that will become numerologically relevant in short order.

(Also, when that guy took out that brick, unwrapped the codex paper, and snapped out that box cutter, I definitely tried and failed to come up with a rock/paper/scissors joke. Ah well.)

that is an ENORMOUS hat box

#monsterdon

Is this a monster mystery or a postal delivery thriller?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Oh, definitely use the codex by the candle. That's definitely the right way to codex use!

*sends a letter with evil intent*

#monsterdon

I feel like things are moving so fast in this movie if I look down to type I miss some weird intricate action with no dialogue.

Also good use of brass section

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Alright, it was just a plot point to split them up for an hour so the main character could get kidnapped #monsterdon

I've seen a few old Charlie Chan movies. The asian make up can't be that bad in this movie. Can it?
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

I don’t usually watch dubbed films if there are captions. But this is so awesome! #Monsterdon

#WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy #Monsterdon poor bro got darted

@yatsu There is so much exposition that I don't think there could have been a second draft of the script.

#Monsterdon

That is not how you are supposed to pick up chicks my dude :blobfoxsipterrified:

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy