Great (Aztec) balls of fire

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That is... WAY more extras than I thought this production had the cash for. O_o #Monsterdon

Woo! Aztec flashback/re-enactments!

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yes, ancient pyramids, lets go

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THE MUMMY!!!!!!!! #monsterdon

okay what other, higher budget movie is this from?

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Ask an academic "ok where does the map say the treasure is" and get an hourlong lecture on comparative etymology #monsterdon

The Mummy has been here the WHOLE TIME! rips off skin to reveal MUMMY beneath

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@amyfou

Wait, you guys were following the plot?

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Bad guy mastermind sounds a lot like The Sphinx from Mystery Man....

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love that nobody has noticed the camera in the study

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Two thirds of the way through the Wrestlers vs Aztec mummies movie and still no Aztec mummies.

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That surveillance camera is positioned very well

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"...it says ..... drink more Ovaltine"

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@Taweret reading the codex probably

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I bet the mummy is somewhere doing something really cool rn

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#Monsterdon the fuck is my mummy? Even the characters in this movie are bored!

We'll make you a movie
That's long and immense
Way hey
Slow the plot down

Just give us a script
That makes no friggin' sense
We'll try so hard
To slow the plot down #monsterdon

People led boring lives before you could stare at phones all day, empty boring lives....

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@yatsu Yeah I'm not sure they know what a codex is.

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Oh thank god the movie's giving us some down time after that pulse-pounding wrestling spectacle >_> #Monsterdon

Come on, dude! We want a mummy! Read the codex!

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When the Aztec mummy does show up I feel it cannot help but be a disappointment after all this pent-up tension waiting #monsterdon

If you thought wrestling was boring, just wait for 20 minutes of chess!
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Aahhh... back in the good old days when a police whistle meant something.

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This evil guy is pretty borderline evil

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The wrestling has gone on so long that people watching with commercials and people watching without are viewing the same match.

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I feel like the story of this wrestling match isn't easy to follow. It's more just random moves without the story told through fists that really good wrestling matches have.
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#Monsterdon see in manga the martial arts scenes get broken up by stuff like superpowers or water-temperature-induced gender transitions

His sisters just do EVERYTHING for him, geez

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“These ladies won fair and square. Let us all be nice and civil, now. Here is the codex. We’re all good, right?”

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So the wrestling girls are supposed to be Japanese. But their brother who's in charge of the Black Dragons has big Chinese caricature vibes...
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Oh - a scene in a non-descript room. Who'd have thunk it?

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#monsterdon These fights feel like we could get some good meme formats out of them.

Mummy will make a late entrance....

"Sorry, I got wrapped up in something"

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@Taweret True, it cannot be said there wasnt wrestling in wrestling women vs the aztec mummy

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@sealawyer I forgot there was actually going to be a mummy.

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@gnomon They did get top billing 😄#Monsterdon

Some classic wrestling and wrestling kayfabe techniques in this bout #monsterdon

the cop is not a man of honour

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Did it suddenly get louder for anybody else? #monsterdon

This movie is amazing!

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Will the mummy appear on the ring? I sure hope it does!
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I have forgotten why they were wrestling now

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"so you didn't think our pair would win, eh?"
no, i just doubted whether we'd ever get to the end of the match. #monsterdon

This wrestling match should have been an email #monsterdon

esos leotardos de la überchola y la gringa son sus super poderes.

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I would like to see the mummy.

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Climb the turn buckle high
Take two falls out of three
Black out for Aztec Mummy :rightpos: #monsterdon

(It is entertaining when the Ref gets punched though, I know it's planned but it still feels satisfying to see Authority get slapped)

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Is this funny? Am I just broken?

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This fight would crash Netflix.

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I get knocked down, but I get up again, ain't nobody gonna keep me down...

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LMAO las hermanas son las cholobbits de la primera lucha pero en uniformes de yudo.

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Didn't the ref already declare the Judo girls the winner? And they get another round? What is this, 2 out of 3?

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"The Japanese girls." Yeah, I'm head-canoning that that the guy running the gang just has a weird sense of aesthetics

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i haven't seen a single folding chair

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when will someone break a chair in another?
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#Monsterdon these wrestling moves are honestly pretty cool tho ngl, the way they're picking up these girls is really impressive

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Did anyone hear how these guys are planning to split the house? There's a lot of $$$ at this match it looks like

#monsterdon "oriental juddo chap" but the villain is a manchurian stereotype. the racism is as usual confusing.

Mixed arts wrestling matches like in Rocky III is older than I thought
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the immediate instinct to go after the ref when they are trying to call a KO is how you can tell its real #Monsterdon

@raindrops_and_roses I don't think I could even tell you if I tried

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10 Hours Wrestling ASMR #monsterdon

@Lazarou
...and dignity

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#monsterdon juddo vs arena wrestling. sound contest.

YEAH! FUCK THE REF!

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Oh I get it, it’s an excuse for a public wrestling match. Still no Aztec mummy though #monsterdon

#Monsterdon i feel like slapping isn't a valid move in judo, a grappling martial art, but what the fuck do i know

#Monsterdon the problem is to be settled by a scheduled two-on-two martial arts fight

is.... is this a manga

You think rival archaeologists often stage wrestling matches for possession of ancient artifacts?

They don't do this in the Indiana Jones films.
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Speaking to the man next to me in the wrestling audience

"Is this Sport or Kink? Am I allowed to bang one out or not?"

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Yeah no lol that isn't Judo.

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Oh, come on… I’ll say it “ah judo, a chop, chop, chop!
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He won't unleash the judo ladies?!?!

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yeah okay this is basically venusian judo

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Is this Mixed Martial Arts? 🤔

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@ottaross :ablobcathungry3: #Monsterdon

@amyfou It was a different time

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And now let's look at the current betting line, brought to you by DraftKings!
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@Lazarou I mean, it doesn't, BUT IT SHOULD

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Weaker sex!? Pffft! So far the ladies have proven otherwise #Monsterdon

Chucho

Rubí

Loreta

Dr. Trelles

Chela

pero ¿cómo se llama la überchola?

yo que soy malísima con los putos nombres, me queda ni medio cerebro para recordarlos todos.

hostias.

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At Thanksgiving I'm going to tell the kids they can't eat dinner until they've fought to see who wins the codex.

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...None of those words are in the bible. #Monsterdon

Let us get ready to ruuuuuuuumbbbbbbbbleeeeeee!!!
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Please, please, please have a training montage!
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i think there's still like 45 minutes left in this movie??? #monsterdon

"Let's get this thing over with!"

So say we all, Loretta. So say we all. #Monsterdon

Oh the ladies are having fun beating the shit out of the stunt men.
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fuck yeah we're gonna wrestle for the codex

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What bullshit
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Oh yeah, the "Chinese" women know Judo 🙄 😂

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@gnomon Oh sure take all the fun out of it

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I'm annoyed we've gotten almost as much bland dude fighting as hot amazon wrestler fighting in this film. Like, this is NOT what was advertised. #Monsterdon

These scenes need Batman & Robin effects. KAPOW! BAMPF!

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HELL YEAH MORE FIGHTING

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I love how the one woman is so tall she barely fits in the frame.

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