use your silencers, but mummy said to use your words! #Monsterdon

omg, that bat is the best laugh of the night

#monsterdon

Mummy or vampire, why not both!!
#monsterdon

Fake bat!

#monsterdon

Oh my gosh the bat! I can't even!

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

#Monsterdon "but master! we can kill them right now if you let us use our pistols!" "that's a stupid idea!"

Animal TF? Sign me up please.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon it's over wrestling women! i have the high ground

@raindrops_and_roses

Takes a while to get you voice back.

#monsterdon

if that is all the mummy they show that will be the funniest possible way for this movie to go lmao #monsterdon

#Monsterdon man that mummy sure was spooky. let's all go back to my house and drink some off-brand booze and smoke

Wow, he didn't use the correct citation style at all!
#monsterdon

As frightening as the mummy looks it doesn't seem like a very formidable for they could've dispatched it pretty easily in that moment #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I find that I move fastest in my pencil skirt and high heels.

So uh. Why didn't he lift the lid earlier? They did put him in alive.

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@paco and I are laughing our asses off at the Munmy vocalizations. this is gold

#Monsterdon

"Don't you have another book in your collection that can give us the handy way to resolve this plot, Uncle?"

#Monsterdon

Wait

That's it?? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

okay, Tezomoc has a nice makeup!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

At least the Aztec Mummy figured out how to get that blindfold off, he'd be even madder otherwise

Um, that looks more like a lich than a mummy...just saying

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon We only managed to record one good mummy-groan before the batteries died!
Eh, no one will notice.

run away!

#monsterdon

The sense of urgency #monsterdon

These four guys in suits look like Kraftwerk visiting Mexico #monsterdon

MOOMY #monsterdon

chilling mummy moans

#monsterdon

Ok that's legit kind of a horrifying face.

#monsterdon

@lysdexic The whole raison d'etre of cultural artifacts in movies is to be stolen, of course

#Monsterdon

Finally the mummy arises. And moans. A lot.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

yesssss at long last: mummy #monsterdon

"Calm down professor, you're a little nervous that's all!"

Yeah, it was just a butterfly brushing against the window! Or a tiny condor, waiting for you to die. #Monsterdon

that mummy face! #monsterdon

if you wake up after 300 years and see some pale folk meddling with the bones of your beloved you'd be mad too

#monsterdon

WE HAVE MUMMY

#monsterdon

Sees ancient skeleton

"Looks dead to me, professor!"

C's get degrees, everyone

#Monsterdon

Yes, let's steal a cultural artifact for reasons. #Monsterdon

Sometimes there is really good music and other times I worry my TV lost sound
#monsterdon

I just have an image of the mummy waking up and meeting them at the bottom of that passage. PLEASE.

#Monsterdon

"You can see this exhibit at the British Museum of History."

#Monsterdon

@north inside of me there are two mummies? actually near infinite on the mitochondria? #Monsterdon

Rats love picking at a skeleton that hasn't had meat on it for 500 years

#Monsterdon

"We can kill them right now if we use our pistols."
"That's a stupid idea!"
. . . Is the Black Dragon gang's leader related to the Phantom of Krankor? He's just as dumb.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

these pyramid spelunking sound effects are exactly the same sound effects as the anti-ohm devices in Fantastic Planet #monsterdon

Please let the next 20 minutes include a mummy...
#monsterdon

You're watching: Manos, the hands of fate. #monsterdon

It's weird how much of this movie We're watching through this spy TV set

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

them right now

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon which is worse, the human sacrifice or the virginity policing

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Climbing into a pyramid's catacombs in heels and a pencil skirt? These Wrestling Women are AMAZING

So far, I’ve got nothing on #MonsterdonBingo. So sad. 😭

#Monsterdon

Just beyond this door there will be a mummy, right? right???

#SoBloodyBored

#monsterdon

"here's a passageway" maybe it'll show us off this film. #monsterdon

Composer: what do we need for this scene?
Director: They're STAIRS! Can't you see it? We need music that says THESE ARE MEN WALKING DOWN STAIRS!
Composer:

#monsterdon

Oh fuck yeah. Let's go to an actual pyramid for the final act!
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

Stair descent intensifies!

#Monsterdon

@strangefour I was thinking the same. You know the *all the budget* went here.

#Monsterdon

So they drove out to the ancient haunted Aztec pyramid! It's a nice day trip, easy parking, plenty of space... #Monsterdon

Oh boy cultural looting

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Well atleast they had budget for some costumes.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

That was an awful lot of exposition.

#Monsterdon

now who on earth are the pyramid guardian gang edit: nevermind its the same gang they just look extremely goofy outside in those suits #monsterdon

Shed a tear for wounded patriarchy #monsterdon

I love how the general consensus is that the historical stuff came from a different movie because it's way too nice to be made by the same people as the rest of it. WE KNOW HOW THIS WORKS.

#monsterdon

@strangefour pretty much, always a naughty Priest in these things

#monsterdon

"I think our next move is quite obvious right now!"

It would be, if any of this made any goddamn sense. #Monsterdon

"I've never heard anyone talk such utter nonsense." -- The Dragon, in The Wrestling Women vs. the Aztec Mummy (1964) #Monsterdon

"He who removes the breastplate will be under the threat of death..." Isn't everyone? So you take the breastplate, then return it, and now you're immortal?

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

"I've never heard anyone talk such utter nonsense."

Honestly, can't disagree.

#Monsterdon

First we had to decode this secret only to find out we need to find this old shiny thing?? Oh man!

Yes you BETTER get busy #Monsterdon

FORESHADOWING

BREET BREET BREET

FORESHADOWING

BREET BREET BREET

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

Oh, I guess we have to fight the high priest to find The Aztec Treasure.

#monsterdon

Oh so this mummy was buried alive, which is like the opposite pole of the corpse preparation spectrum? #monsterdon

I desperately want this wood-grain TV with two unmarked knobs on it.

#monsterdon

When does Brendan Fraser show up?

#monsterdon

*waking up from boredom-induced sleep*
"That's a most interesting story doctor"

#Monsterdon

This sounds like an Aztec-ified version of the story of Imhotep...?

#Monsterdon

So imdb informs us this is the *second* movie in the wrestling women series which began with Doctor of Doom #monsterdon

Oh my lord, the actors are also bored #monsterdon

@rallias Either that or tea

#Monsterdon

The chess match is more interesting than the wrestling at least #monsterdon

"the exact spot where the treasure was located"
in her abdomen???
#monsterdon

Ok this part *is* the plot of The Mummy

#Monsterdon

A model city! MINIATURES! We are in familiar territory now.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

Y'know, this flashback is a lot more interesting -- and coherent -- than our actual movie. #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow reports there's a 1957 movie called "The Aztec Mummy" that he suspects was the source of this footage

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

Our goddess of death? So the others are hanging around too? #monsterdon

Too much abdominal hair!

#monsterdon

It's called Magical Realism, look it up.

#monsterdon

“¿Eres mi momia?” #Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

#monsterdon Forget the wrestling, I dig the Aztec stuff ñ

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

I would like that stone dragon sacrificial table for my house please

Y'know, aside from the whole sacrifice thing, that sounds like a pretty good life. I'd like nobody to be allowed to look at me, too. #Monsterdon

al Armando ese ni le llenaron la cara de deos y está en el piso como un pendejo caído

#Monsterdon #LuchadorasVMomiaAzteca

this has to be footage from something else. there's no way all that was spent on this movie

#monsterdon

Oooo, historical costumes! Either this is where all their money went or it came from another movie/documentary.

#monsterdon

Wait I don't believe they hired this many extras

#monsterdon

I wonder if this is a clip from a different film, rather than original footage to this one...

#monsterdon