Shed a tear for wounded patriarchy #monsterdon
I love how the general consensus is that the historical stuff came from a different movie because it's way too nice to be made by the same people as the rest of it. WE KNOW HOW THIS WORKS.
@strangefour pretty much, always a naughty Priest in these things
"I think our next move is quite obvious right now!"
It would be, if any of this made any goddamn sense. #Monsterdon
"I've never heard anyone talk such utter nonsense." -- The Dragon, in The Wrestling Women vs. the Aztec Mummy (1964) #Monsterdon
"He who removes the breastplate will be under the threat of death..." Isn't everyone? So you take the breastplate, then return it, and now you're immortal?
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy
First we had to decode this secret only to find out we need to find this old shiny thing?? Oh man!
Yes you BETTER get busy #Monsterdon
Oh, I guess we have to fight the high priest to find The Aztec Treasure.
Oh so this mummy was buried alive, which is like the opposite pole of the corpse preparation spectrum? #monsterdon
I desperately want this wood-grain TV with two unmarked knobs on it.
When does Brendan Fraser show up?
*waking up from boredom-induced sleep*
"That's a most interesting story doctor"
This sounds like an Aztec-ified version of the story of Imhotep...?
So imdb informs us this is the *second* movie in the wrestling women series which began with Doctor of Doom #monsterdon
Oh my lord, the actors are also bored #monsterdon
@rallias Either that or tea
The chess match is more interesting than the wrestling at least #monsterdon
"the exact spot where the treasure was located"
in her abdomen???
#monsterdon
Ok this part *is* the plot of The Mummy
A model city! MINIATURES! We are in familiar territory now.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
@RobynGoodfellow reports there's a 1957 movie called "The Aztec Mummy" that he suspects was the source of this footage
Our goddess of death? So the others are hanging around too? #monsterdon
It's called Magical Realism, look it up.
βΒΏEres mi momia?β #Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy
#monsterdon Forget the wrestling, I dig the Aztec stuff Γ±
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I would like that stone dragon sacrificial table for my house please
Y'know, aside from the whole sacrifice thing, that sounds like a pretty good life. I'd like nobody to be allowed to look at me, too. #Monsterdon
al Armando ese ni le llenaron la cara de deos y estΓ‘ en el piso como un pendejo caΓdo
this has to be footage from something else. there's no way all that was spent on this movie
Oooo, historical costumes! Either this is where all their money went or it came from another movie/documentary.
Wait I don't believe they hired this many extras
I wonder if this is a clip from a different film, rather than original footage to this one...
Great (Aztec) balls of fire
That is... WAY more extras than I thought this production had the cash for. O_o #Monsterdon
Woo! Aztec flashback/re-enactments!
yes, ancient pyramids, lets go
THE MUMMY!!!!!!!! #monsterdon
okay what other, higher budget movie is this from?
Ask an academic "ok where does the map say the treasure is" and get an hourlong lecture on comparative etymology #monsterdon
The Mummy has been here the WHOLE TIME! rips off skin to reveal MUMMY beneath
Bad guy mastermind sounds a lot like The Sphinx from Mystery Man....
love that nobody has noticed the camera in the study
Two thirds of the way through the Wrestlers vs Aztec mummies movie and still no Aztec mummies.
That surveillance camera is positioned very well
"...it says ..... drink more Ovaltine"
@Taweret reading the codex probably
I bet the mummy is somewhere doing something really cool rn
#Monsterdon the fuck is my mummy? Even the characters in this movie are bored!
We'll make you a movie
That's long and immense
Way hey
Slow the plot down
Just give us a script
That makes no friggin' sense
We'll try so hard
To slow the plot down #monsterdon
People led boring lives before you could stare at phones all day, empty boring lives....
@yatsu Yeah I'm not sure they know what a codex is.
Oh thank god the movie's giving us some down time after that pulse-pounding wrestling spectacle >_> #Monsterdon
Come on, dude! We want a mummy! Read the codex!
When the Aztec mummy does show up I feel it cannot help but be a disappointment after all this pent-up tension waiting #monsterdon
If you thought wrestling was boring, just wait for 20 minutes of chess!
#monsterdon
Aahhh... back in the good old days when a police whistle meant something.
This evil guy is pretty borderline evil
The wrestling has gone on so long that people watching with commercials and people watching without are viewing the same match.
I feel like the story of this wrestling match isn't easy to follow. It's more just random moves without the story told through fists that really good wrestling matches have.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
#Monsterdon see in manga the martial arts scenes get broken up by stuff like superpowers or water-temperature-induced gender transitions
His sisters just do EVERYTHING for him, geez
βThese ladies won fair and square. Let us all be nice and civil, now. Here is the codex. Weβre all good, right?β
So the wrestling girls are supposed to be Japanese. But their brother who's in charge of the Black Dragons has big Chinese caricature vibes...
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
Oh - a scene in a non-descript room. Who'd have thunk it?
#monsterdon These fights feel like we could get some good meme formats out of them.
@sealawyer I forgot there was actually going to be a mummy.
@gnomon They did get top billing π#Monsterdon
Some classic wrestling and wrestling kayfabe techniques in this bout #monsterdon
the cop is not a man of honour
This movie is amazing!
Will the mummy appear on the ring? I sure hope it does!
#monsterdon
I have forgotten why they were wrestling now
"so you didn't think our pair would win, eh?"
no, i just doubted whether we'd ever get to the end of the match. #monsterdon
This wrestling match should have been an email #monsterdon
esos leotardos de la ΓΌberchola y la gringa son sus super poderes.
I would like to see the mummy.
Climb the turn buckle high
Take two falls out of three
Black out for Aztec Mummy :rightpos: #monsterdon
(It is entertaining when the Ref gets punched though, I know it's planned but it still feels satisfying to see Authority get slapped)
Is this funny? Am I just broken?
This fight would crash Netflix.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, ain't nobody gonna keep me down...
LMAO las hermanas son las cholobbits de la primera lucha pero en uniformes de yudo.
Didn't the ref already declare the Judo girls the winner? And they get another round? What is this, 2 out of 3?
"The Japanese girls." Yeah, I'm head-canoning that that the guy running the gang just has a weird sense of aesthetics
i haven't seen a single folding chair
when will someone break a chair in another?
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon these wrestling moves are honestly pretty cool tho ngl, the way they're picking up these girls is really impressive
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Did anyone hear how these guys are planning to split the house? There's a lot of $$$ at this match it looks like
#monsterdon "oriental juddo chap" but the villain is a manchurian stereotype. the racism is as usual confusing.
Mixed arts wrestling matches like in Rocky III is older than I thought
#monsterdon
the immediate instinct to go after the ref when they are trying to call a KO is how you can tell its real #Monsterdon
@raindrops_and_roses I don't think I could even tell you if I tried
10 Hours Wrestling ASMR #monsterdon
@Lazarou
...and dignity
#monsterdon juddo vs arena wrestling. sound contest.
YEAH! FUCK THE REF!