#Monsterdon he's a very dangerous mummy

he has the power to, uh, push you down

Why's she screaming, he brought her a nice cocoa. #Monsterdon

"he might surprise us."
sir.
#monsterdon

I though the black dragon brother and sisters where going to be killed by the mummy. what happened to them?
#monsterdon

the only reason she is trapped in there alone is that you all WENT HOME FOR NO REASON #monsterdon

Living deep inside a pyramid seems perfect for a mummy who can't survive in sunlight

#Monsterdon

Why would you wear heels to a tomb? #Monsterdon

Those are some amazing flashlight batteries. She's been in there for how many hours now?

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she's a PRO WRESTLER

why is she just standing there screaming??

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#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Mummy toes 💞

Yeah, this mummy might be partially inspired by Nosferatu

#monsterdon

#monsterdon "Who knows what he [the mummy] has between his clothes?"

Did he just leave Charlotte?
#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

you fucking LEFT HER THERE #monsterdon

Oh hooray, 4 more ads.

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

1) Why did they leave her on the altar to rot?

2) Why are there rats if everything has decomposed except for the bones? #Monsterdon

But… someone needs to wrestle the mummy. Where are the Wrestling Women at??! #monsterdon

is THIS the guy that gets eaten by scarabs? (please?) #monsterdon

OK the two weakest characters are going back in to the crypt?

What could go wrong

#monsterdon

#monsterdon This is making me feel much better about my writing.

@steggy Yawn, Aztecula, Yawn!
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so, 10 minutes left, are we ever gonna wrestle this mummy, or... #monsterdon

They've got ten minutes to make these people likeable, I'm not sure they can pull it off. #Monsterdon

Did she wear high heels to the ancient pyramid? #Monsterdon

The cock crowed three times? THIS IS NOT NOSFERATU!
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

@CactuarJoe Aztec means Bat in Spanish #Monsterdon

Dude is worried about what the mummy has beneath his clothes?

#Monsterdon

Wait, the bat can fly backwards?
These powers are really wonderful!
#monsterdon

#monsterdon The title promise has been met! Or will shortly when the wrestling women activate.

Is this a Mummy or Aztecula??

#Monsterdon

Sorry, I can't be on the side of the group busting in the side of an ancient pyramid #monsterdon

Go for the little fakeblond girl first!

but oh noe - Chicken Sign!

Gotta go!

#monsterdon

Wow, bad guys 0, dead guy 6!

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WTF it is a VAMPIRE MUMMY? I CAN'T EVEN #Monsterdon

that was shooting the mummy, guys, you were supposed to wr-- did that... did that mummy just turn into a bat??? #monsterdon

Ok so bat is the chosen animal form?

#monsterdon

okay the plastic bat made me less mad

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HOW WAS HE A BAT

THAT IS VAMPIRES

#monsterdon

bat mummy

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BATMUMMY?! Nobody prepared me for that.

#Monsterdon

use your silencers, but mummy said to use your words! #Monsterdon

omg, that bat is the best laugh of the night

#monsterdon

Mummy or vampire, why not both!!
#monsterdon

Fake bat!

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Oh my gosh the bat! I can't even!

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

#Monsterdon "but master! we can kill them right now if you let us use our pistols!" "that's a stupid idea!"

Animal TF? Sign me up please.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon it's over wrestling women! i have the high ground

@raindrops_and_roses

Takes a while to get you voice back.

#monsterdon

if that is all the mummy they show that will be the funniest possible way for this movie to go lmao #monsterdon

#Monsterdon man that mummy sure was spooky. let's all go back to my house and drink some off-brand booze and smoke

Wow, he didn't use the correct citation style at all!
#monsterdon

As frightening as the mummy looks it doesn't seem like a very formidable for they could've dispatched it pretty easily in that moment #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I find that I move fastest in my pencil skirt and high heels.

So uh. Why didn't he lift the lid earlier? They did put him in alive.

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@paco and I are laughing our asses off at the Munmy vocalizations. this is gold

#Monsterdon

Wait

That's it?? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

okay, Tezomoc has a nice makeup!
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At least the Aztec Mummy figured out how to get that blindfold off, he'd be even madder otherwise

Um, that looks more like a lich than a mummy...just saying

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon We only managed to record one good mummy-groan before the batteries died!
Eh, no one will notice.

run away!

#monsterdon

The sense of urgency #monsterdon

These four guys in suits look like Kraftwerk visiting Mexico #monsterdon

MOOMY #monsterdon

chilling mummy moans

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Ok that's legit kind of a horrifying face.

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@lysdexic The whole raison d'etre of cultural artifacts in movies is to be stolen, of course

#Monsterdon

yesssss at long last: mummy #monsterdon

"Calm down professor, you're a little nervous that's all!"

Yeah, it was just a butterfly brushing against the window! Or a tiny condor, waiting for you to die. #Monsterdon

that mummy face! #monsterdon

if you wake up after 300 years and see some pale folk meddling with the bones of your beloved you'd be mad too

#monsterdon

WE HAVE MUMMY

#monsterdon

Sees ancient skeleton

"Looks dead to me, professor!"

C's get degrees, everyone

#Monsterdon

Yes, let's steal a cultural artifact for reasons. #Monsterdon

Sometimes there is really good music and other times I worry my TV lost sound
#monsterdon

I just have an image of the mummy waking up and meeting them at the bottom of that passage. PLEASE.

#Monsterdon

"You can see this exhibit at the British Museum of History."

#Monsterdon

@north inside of me there are two mummies? actually near infinite on the mitochondria? #Monsterdon

Rats love picking at a skeleton that hasn't had meat on it for 500 years

#Monsterdon

"We can kill them right now if we use our pistols."
"That's a stupid idea!"
. . . Is the Black Dragon gang's leader related to the Phantom of Krankor? He's just as dumb.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

these pyramid spelunking sound effects are exactly the same sound effects as the anti-ohm devices in Fantastic Planet #monsterdon

Please let the next 20 minutes include a mummy...
#monsterdon

You're watching: Manos, the hands of fate. #monsterdon

It's weird how much of this movie We're watching through this spy TV set

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

them right now

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon which is worse, the human sacrifice or the virginity policing

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Climbing into a pyramid's catacombs in heels and a pencil skirt? These Wrestling Women are AMAZING

So far, I’ve got nothing on #MonsterdonBingo. So sad. 😭

#Monsterdon

Just beyond this door there will be a mummy, right? right???

#SoBloodyBored

#monsterdon

Composer: what do we need for this scene?
Director: They're STAIRS! Can't you see it? We need music that says THESE ARE MEN WALKING DOWN STAIRS!
Composer:

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Oh fuck yeah. Let's go to an actual pyramid for the final act!
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

Stair descent intensifies!

#Monsterdon

@strangefour I was thinking the same. You know the *all the budget* went here.

#Monsterdon

So they drove out to the ancient haunted Aztec pyramid! It's a nice day trip, easy parking, plenty of space... #Monsterdon

Oh boy cultural looting

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Well atleast they had budget for some costumes.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

That was an awful lot of exposition.

#Monsterdon

now who on earth are the pyramid guardian gang edit: nevermind its the same gang they just look extremely goofy outside in those suits #monsterdon