#Monsterdon he's a very dangerous mummy
he has the power to, uh, push you down
#Monsterdon he's a very dangerous mummy
he has the power to, uh, push you down
Why's she screaming, he brought her a nice cocoa. #Monsterdon
"he might surprise us."
sir.
#monsterdon
I though the black dragon brother and sisters where going to be killed by the mummy. what happened to them?
#monsterdon
the only reason she is trapped in there alone is that you all WENT HOME FOR NO REASON #monsterdon
Living deep inside a pyramid seems perfect for a mummy who can't survive in sunlight
Why would you wear heels to a tomb? #Monsterdon
Those are some amazing flashlight batteries. She's been in there for how many hours now?
#Monsterdon 🤼♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱
Mummy toes 💞
Yeah, this mummy might be partially inspired by Nosferatu
#monsterdon "Who knows what he [the mummy] has between his clothes?"
Did he just leave Charlotte?
#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy
you fucking LEFT HER THERE #monsterdon
Oh hooray, 4 more ads.
1) Why did they leave her on the altar to rot?
2) Why are there rats if everything has decomposed except for the bones? #Monsterdon
But… someone needs to wrestle the mummy. Where are the Wrestling Women at??! #monsterdon
is THIS the guy that gets eaten by scarabs? (please?) #monsterdon
#monsterdon This is making me feel much better about my writing.
@steggy Yawn, Aztecula, Yawn!
#monsterdon
so, 10 minutes left, are we ever gonna wrestle this mummy, or... #monsterdon
They've got ten minutes to make these people likeable, I'm not sure they can pull it off. #Monsterdon
Did she wear high heels to the ancient pyramid? #Monsterdon
The cock crowed three times? THIS IS NOT NOSFERATU!
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
@CactuarJoe Aztec means Bat in Spanish #Monsterdon
Dude is worried about what the mummy has beneath his clothes?
Wait, the bat can fly backwards?
These powers are really wonderful!
#monsterdon
#monsterdon The title promise has been met! Or will shortly when the wrestling women activate.
Is this a Mummy or Aztecula??
Sorry, I can't be on the side of the group busting in the side of an ancient pyramid #monsterdon
Wow, bad guys 0, dead guy 6!
WTF it is a VAMPIRE MUMMY? I CAN'T EVEN #Monsterdon
that was shooting the mummy, guys, you were supposed to wr-- did that... did that mummy just turn into a bat??? #monsterdon
Ok so bat is the chosen animal form?
okay the plastic bat made me less mad
bat mummy
BATMUMMY?! Nobody prepared me for that.
use your silencers, but mummy said to use your words! #Monsterdon
omg, that bat is the best laugh of the night
Mummy or vampire, why not both!!
#monsterdon
Fake bat!
Oh my gosh the bat! I can't even!
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy
#Monsterdon "but master! we can kill them right now if you let us use our pistols!" "that's a stupid idea!"
Animal TF? Sign me up please.
#Monsterdon it's over wrestling women! i have the high ground
if that is all the mummy they show that will be the funniest possible way for this movie to go lmao #monsterdon
#Monsterdon man that mummy sure was spooky. let's all go back to my house and drink some off-brand booze and smoke
Wow, he didn't use the correct citation style at all!
#monsterdon
As frightening as the mummy looks it doesn't seem like a very formidable for they could've dispatched it pretty easily in that moment #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon I find that I move fastest in my pencil skirt and high heels.
So uh. Why didn't he lift the lid earlier? They did put him in alive.
@paco and I are laughing our asses off at the Munmy vocalizations. this is gold
Wait
That's it?? #monsterdon
okay, Tezomoc has a nice makeup!
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon 🤼♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱
At least the Aztec Mummy figured out how to get that blindfold off, he'd be even madder otherwise
Um, that looks more like a lich than a mummy...just saying
#monsterdon We only managed to record one good mummy-groan before the batteries died!
Eh, no one will notice.
run away!
The sense of urgency #monsterdon
These four guys in suits look like Kraftwerk visiting Mexico #monsterdon
MOOMY #monsterdon
chilling mummy moans
Ok that's legit kind of a horrifying face.
@lysdexic The whole raison d'etre of cultural artifacts in movies is to be stolen, of course
yesssss at long last: mummy #monsterdon
"Calm down professor, you're a little nervous that's all!"
Yeah, it was just a butterfly brushing against the window! Or a tiny condor, waiting for you to die. #Monsterdon
that mummy face! #monsterdon
if you wake up after 300 years and see some pale folk meddling with the bones of your beloved you'd be mad too
WE HAVE MUMMY
Yes, let's steal a cultural artifact for reasons. #Monsterdon
Sometimes there is really good music and other times I worry my TV lost sound
#monsterdon
I just have an image of the mummy waking up and meeting them at the bottom of that passage. PLEASE.
"You can see this exhibit at the British Museum of History."
@north inside of me there are two mummies? actually near infinite on the mitochondria? #Monsterdon
Rats love picking at a skeleton that hasn't had meat on it for 500 years
"We can kill them right now if we use our pistols."
"That's a stupid idea!"
. . . Is the Black Dragon gang's leader related to the Phantom of Krankor? He's just as dumb.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
these pyramid spelunking sound effects are exactly the same sound effects as the anti-ohm devices in Fantastic Planet #monsterdon
Please let the next 20 minutes include a mummy...
#monsterdon
You're watching: Manos, the hands of fate. #monsterdon
It's weird how much of this movie We're watching through this spy TV set
them right now
#Monsterdon which is worse, the human sacrifice or the virginity policing
#Monsterdon 🤼♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱
Climbing into a pyramid's catacombs in heels and a pencil skirt? These Wrestling Women are AMAZING
So far, I’ve got nothing on #MonsterdonBingo. So sad. 😭
Composer: what do we need for this scene?
Director: They're STAIRS! Can't you see it? We need music that says THESE ARE MEN WALKING DOWN STAIRS!
Composer:
Oh fuck yeah. Let's go to an actual pyramid for the final act!
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
Stair descent intensifies!
@strangefour I was thinking the same. You know the *all the budget* went here.
So they drove out to the ancient haunted Aztec pyramid! It's a nice day trip, easy parking, plenty of space... #Monsterdon
Oh boy cultural looting
Well atleast they had budget for some costumes.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
That was an awful lot of exposition.
now who on earth are the pyramid guardian gang edit: nevermind its the same gang they just look extremely goofy outside in those suits #monsterdon