"look loretta, he's a vampire now!"

thats a motherfucking bat

#monsterdon

@trixter Yes it was AWESOME my sister and I loved the women punching bad guys effectively! #Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

Absolutely zero mummy wrestling. I was promised mummy wrestling.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon "well guess our search is over or whatever" the mummy literally dies with a dry fart. smh what a fucking ending

Traumatic collapse of the pyramid chamber reduced to a pathetic puff of smoke out the opening.

A suitable way to end this thing I think.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon amazing.

Thank you, Monsterdon.

Wrestling Women vs. the Aztec Mummy (1964): a perfect 10 stars out of 5

"could be one of the best movies i have ever seen on monsterdon"

#monsterdon #monsterdonReviews

Well the important thing is that we're all friends #monsterdon

#monsterdon Who can tell for how many centuries the treasure will stay hidden?

-about, what, 4 years until it's remade with El Santo?-

Correction, I was confused, I knew there was another movie that was pretty much a clone of this but it wasn't that- it's this movie is pretty much the same story as The Robot vs the Aztec Mummy, which was like 2 years earlier. Maybe El Santo's time machine can straighten things out...
2nd edit: The Robot/v/Mummy one is actually part of _another_ Aztec Mummy Trilogy. @Taweret perhaps in a year or two when the taste of this one is washed out of our mouths we should do the Robot one which is just as corny, less sexy, and features practically the same film within a film (but not the same footage...)

Well, that was rather abrupt.

Thanks @Taweret as always for hosting!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Twinges of Raiders of the Lost Ark. LOL.

they all fucked off back to the apartment, leaving the mummy unwrestled #monsterdon

What the actual fuck?

No one fucked off into anything.

The mummy is still there. He’ll get out eventually.

There was no wrastlin’ of the mummy. I call shenanigans!

#Monsterdon

Wait really? That was BULLSHIT. #monsterdon

and then they fucked off into the future? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon bam the end

Why were there even wrestling women if they weren't going to wrestle the mummy? 😭

#monsterdon

#monsterdon wow.

The Producers would like to apologise to the national institute of history and anthropology of mexico or rather

FUCKING WELL SHOULD

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

"Well, I guess this is the end of our search"

NO IT ISN'T

YOU GET BACK IN THERE AND WRESTLE THAT GOD DAMN MUMMY YOU TWIT #Monsterdon

oh for fuck's sake

#monsterdon

Look Loretta, he’s a Vampire…
He’s a mummy again.
Even the writers were confused about their monster lore.
#Monsterdon

ahhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what the fuccccccckkkkekfakweojrgilesurehgiuhwfaihu WAS THAT #monsterdon

FULL DAYLIGHT again, despite that being a, what, 10 minute fight?

#monsterdon

THE END.
no it isn't, none of you wrestled that mummy, get back in there! #monsterdon

Lmao the tourists casually walking around on the pyramid in the last shot, perfection

#Monsterdon

@sealawyer Aren't we all TBH

#Monsterdon

@yatsu
Technically, it doesn't say the wrestling women will WRESTLE the Aztec Mummy. But I feel a little misled by the title. #monsterdon

Seriously why do we keep trying to shoot him? #monsterdon

A tarantula!!! #monsterdon

Sounds like the mummy might need a new retainer.

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

What? They're massaging the mummy. Not much a of a wresting match

#monsterdon

He's a bat. No, a mummy, wait, a spider. It's kaleidoscope mummy!
#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

It's very helpful to have the characters say it when the mummy/bat/spider/transitions happen!

Also - be nice to that tarantula,kids.

"Can't you untie me?" ".... ... I'm thinking!" #Monsterdon

Wrestle the mummy!!!! COME ON
#monsterdon

So it's canon now that mummies are not supposed to also be vampires #monsterdon

"We got lost in the pyramid. The mummy will have us for supper."

#Monsterdon

oh and now just a random tarantula!

#monsterdon

He's a bat, he's a mummy, he's a tarantula, he's an everyman

#Monsterdon

"Look Loretta, he's a vampire now!"

NO HE FUCKING ISN'T D:< D:< D:< #Monsterdon

eek a fl;ying mouse!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon IT IS CANON IT'S A VAMPIRE MUMMY

Fire fixes everything?

#monsterdon

was not expecting the extent to which this movie would also be The Mummy (1999) #monsterdon

Why do ppl shoot things that are already dead?

#monsterdon

Finally! The women save the day!

#Monsterdon

Yes, leave the professional women fighter on the sideline, sure
#monsterdon

@cheribaker It's for her soul

#Monsterdon

Why is the mummy operating on Dracula rules?
How is giant wrestling lady taller than everyone else when she's in flat sneakers?
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

comeon comeon, get to the fight already

#monsterdon

He brought chicken noodle? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Folks, if she

Fights evil
Could mop the floor with you
Aces at chess
Likes archeology a bit too much

She's not your woman. But she could be, if you are lucky

#Monsterdon he's a very dangerous mummy

he has the power to, uh, push you down

Why's she screaming, he brought her a nice cocoa. #Monsterdon

"he might surprise us."
sir.
#monsterdon

I though the black dragon brother and sisters where going to be killed by the mummy. what happened to them?
#monsterdon

the only reason she is trapped in there alone is that you all WENT HOME FOR NO REASON #monsterdon

Living deep inside a pyramid seems perfect for a mummy who can't survive in sunlight

#Monsterdon

Why would you wear heels to a tomb? #Monsterdon

Those are some amazing flashlight batteries. She's been in there for how many hours now?

#monsterdon

she's a PRO WRESTLER

why is she just standing there screaming??

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Mummy toes 💞

Yeah, this mummy might be partially inspired by Nosferatu

#monsterdon

#monsterdon "Who knows what he [the mummy] has between his clothes?"

Thinking about how the sunsets on Mars are blue....

#monsterdon

listen, if i was charlotte, i would simply make friends with the mummy, and then the mummy and i could murder all these jokers and go on about our happy afterlives together. #monsterdon

Did he just leave Charlotte?
#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

Charlotte's been eaten alive and I'm the mummy in disguise!

#Monsterdon

you fucking LEFT HER THERE #monsterdon

Oh hooray, 4 more ads.

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Sad I wasn’t able to participate in #Monsterdon this evening - sounds like a primo shitposting opportunity.

1) Why did they leave her on the altar to rot?

2) Why are there rats if everything has decomposed except for the bones? #Monsterdon

But… someone needs to wrestle the mummy. Where are the Wrestling Women at??! #monsterdon

So they just drove up to this temple that apparently had not been explored before?

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

is THIS the guy that gets eaten by scarabs? (please?) #monsterdon

OK the two weakest characters are going back in to the crypt?

What could go wrong

#monsterdon

#monsterdon This is making me feel much better about my writing.

@steggy Yawn, Aztecula, Yawn!
#monsterdon

so, 10 minutes left, are we ever gonna wrestle this mummy, or... #monsterdon

They've got ten minutes to make these people likeable, I'm not sure they can pull it off. #Monsterdon

Did she wear high heels to the ancient pyramid? #Monsterdon

I'm not watching #Monsterdon, but just seeing my timeline explode into "Vampire Mummy???" is the best thing.

The cock crowed three times? THIS IS NOT NOSFERATU!
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

@CactuarJoe Aztec means Bat in Spanish #Monsterdon

Dude is worried about what the mummy has beneath his clothes?

#Monsterdon

Wait, the bat can fly backwards?
These powers are really wonderful!
#monsterdon

#monsterdon The title promise has been met! Or will shortly when the wrestling women activate.

Is this a Mummy or Aztecula??

#Monsterdon

Sorry, I can't be on the side of the group busting in the side of an ancient pyramid #monsterdon

Go for the little fakeblond girl first!

but oh noe - Chicken Sign!

Gotta go!

#monsterdon

YOU CAN'T JUST BE A MUMMY AND A VAMPIRE THAT'S TOO MANY THINGS

#monsterdon

Wow, bad guys 0, dead guy 6!

#Monsterdon

WTF it is a VAMPIRE MUMMY? I CAN'T EVEN #Monsterdon

that was shooting the mummy, guys, you were supposed to wr-- did that... did that mummy just turn into a bat??? #monsterdon

Ok so bat is the chosen animal form?

#monsterdon

okay the plastic bat made me less mad

#monsterdon

HOW WAS HE A BAT

THAT IS VAMPIRES

#monsterdon

bat mummy

#monsterdon

BATMUMMY?! Nobody prepared me for that.

#Monsterdon