#Monsterdon all i know about what's going on is "something something aztec codex something something asian gang something something tall girls :blobcat_googly_blushy: "
#monsterdon So let me get this straight, the plan is to separate the codex into multiple parts, and get those parts to our protagonists via means that will prevent them from knowing when or how they'll receive their pieces... and also everyone is going to stick together with each other in the same place until the whole situation is resolved..?
I am sure this plan somehow achieves the goal of separating those codex pieces, but I don't yet see how
I love me some good lurking music. #monsterdon
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Sure leave the little blond girl at the mercy of the oily haired gang - nice work dad or whoever
We'll each carry one piece so that the bad guys have a larger area to search!
And for safety, well all live in the same house.
Real thinkers here.
After murdering like five people, surely the Black Dragon will be stymied by adding two new ones into the club
we're only fifteen minutes in and I couldn't tell you everything that's going on if I had to
@jonny I described the title of this film to my wife, and she said, βSo, softcore porn?β
And I said, βNo, this was made in the 50s.β
Then, she said, βSo, bikini-clad, super-softcore porn.β
Now, a few minutes in, itβs clear that itβs the longjohns softcore porn variety. π
We should all live here to protect each other, and because there's no Hayes Code in Mexico #monsterdon
Wait, so they are dividing up the codex so the Black Dragon gets overstretched... but then all live together to undo that? What am I missing?? #monsterdon
how nice of these ladies to recap the conversation they just had. #monsterdon
It's now an anti-black dragon polycule!
Ah, yes, the classic separate them but keep them together strategy!
#monsterdon
Aaaaaand MUMMY
...aw c'mon. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon You'll each get a piece of the codex but we'll all stay in the same place! 6_6
#Monsterdon "I shan't rest until..."
me and my wife simultaneously: '"shan't rest"?'
"I propose as long as it's dangerous, we should all live here together"
And whatever happens, happens, if you know what I mean. Just kidding, haha unless
ack, damn my internet, what a bad time to cut out. (T_T) #monsterdon
Is someone keeping a spreadsheet to summarize everything that is going on?
The good guys have slightly less oily hair
#monsterdon
Naturally we intended to give the codecs to the authorities, but MP3 is still patent encumbered, so ....
The Aztec Codecs, which is what all videos were encoded with back in the olden days.
Professor Van Dyne is famous for making people smaller, but thatβs another movie #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I'm liking how tall these lady wrestlers are. β€οΈ
#TheWomenWrestlersVsTheAztecMummy
now if you'll excuse me I have orb pondering to do
I'm sure he is playing an Asian to emphasize his eccetricity
Poisoned blow dart so 60βs thatβs some Jonny Quest villainy right there #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon ... But. He didn't need to die?!
#Monsterdon the bad guy's name is mao....and the costumes holy shit...
Oh, since the dragon and his gang need the three sections, that makes complete sense, but on the other hand we can...what?
we couldn't find a single Asian actor huh?
You see, dear audience member, there's no Mexican Mafia. It's all the Chinese setting up shop in our country!
:eyethink:
So I didn't expect a gangster movie.
#Monsterdon all of this is just an elaborate Russian goodbye. Out the window. Hey! Blow dart! Okay. Temporary Respect Hit Points.
i can tell this isnβt going to pass bechdel (they never do lol) #monsterdon
I really want this to be a reverse Santos vs The Vampire Women. I want the Aztec Mummy to just appear in one scene with no buildup or explanation. #Monsterdon
next time don't infodump near a window, dude, universal rule of movies. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Oh no, a spitball! So...gross.....dying
voice acting on the dub is chef's kiss
I hope this wrestling sequence never ends #monsterdon
that took some lung breath to propel that dart #monsterdon
This is so Mexican, I love it!
Excellent dubbing, the anxious guy sounds like Don Knotts
Tall girls.... :blobmeltsoblove: :100_gay:
Some exposition, but meanwhile, at the window...
#Monsterdon i'm flashing back to the futurama episode with the butterfly derby
Oh my god, Kilroy is a creeper!! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon starts with a "secret" wrestling match with hundreds in the audience
You know you're in for a ride when a B movie includes an 'act' of any sort. #Monsterdon
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Dr. Sorba is creepy why was he hiding like that? I'm already confused.
Being a creeper in the lady wrestler changing room is pretty damn bold.
TIMESTAMP TO GO BACK AND CLIP THE GUY BEHIND THE PILLAR #monsterdon
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#monsterdon hell yeah, the wresting women I was promised
wrasssled like bobcats
I thought wrestling you pin someone not make their arms flap like a bird but I'm not sure honestly
#monsterdon
what kind of pin is holding someone's arms out to the side like that is that regulation #monsterdon
YOU WILL FLY!
I feel like the Uterus Kick is probably not a legal move to make. #Monsterdon
dammit, outgoing posts from mstdn.ca are delayed again. will toot from here instead
These ladies are actually pretty good #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon That wrestling ring has an unmistakable odor.
look the movie is literally titled "wrestling women vs the aztec mummy" so you better believe we are going to get 25% of the runtime being literal wrestling women. this rocks #monsterdon
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π TRIVIA MUMMY π
πThe dubbing priority was that the words must fit with the mouth movements of the actors.
This leads to some, let's say, "unusual" phrasing. Listen for it!
Cero miedo! *clap clap clapclapclap* #monsterdon
enough of that exciting fight, let's see how the one lady NOT in the fight is reacting. #monsterdon
I love how half of these moves are Kirk chops #monsterdon
The observing woman is very worried about the outcome of the match, but why.
That's right, just stand there while I put my hands around your neck and throw you. Thanks! #Monsterdon
I love how these wrestling scenes have little to do with the plot, I have a feeling this is a recurring theme
How many points will duolingo give me for this movie #monsterdon
#Monsterdon real live wrastlin' π
love all these people watching this fight like it is So Serious. (^_^) #monsterdon
ok, that stout lady is what i'm talkin about! She looks like could take you.
There's sort of a lack of emotion on the part of the guy reading the headlines. Which I guess is all of us in the real world now.
#monsterdon
she's a very supportive girlfriend
Ah, yes, Qing dynasty refuguees have founded a gang in Mexico?
And we've got our first wrestling ladies working away in the ring.
Wrestling women, that is what I was waiting for
#monsterdon
lol, "no ticket from me, only punch"
Cars with forward opening doors were popular with US mob due to their ability to dump bodies out of moving cars quickly. This Black Dragon gang are total amateurs.
Oh no, is the Black Dragon going to be racist Chinese
that Fu Manchu getup is not inspiring
what the hell! A lot of bodies being throwed. off cars. Good start.
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Old man orgasm - it's a lot of work
FU MANCHU!?!? #Monsterdon
okay, less than two minutes in and we've already got a dead body. oh wait, multiple bodies and a ritual killing. okay. #monsterdon
Black Dragon strikes again! This time with better kerning!
#Monsterdon gratuitous pyramids!
Young America, long before the back pain and arthritis set in.
Would someone clean the gosh darn credits...I means for the love of [angry muttering throughout]
Oh no. The title of this did not prepare me fore "yellow peril." What are we in for?
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
LETS DO THIS #monsterdon
Tonight, wrestling with aztec mummies.
I need this font for technical documentation
The dripping font is nice! #monsterdon
... and what catchy title music we have!
YOUNG AMERICA! Back when America was on top of the world! #Monsterdon
And it is 54321... GO!