So ends another #Monsterdon. Our thanks to @Taweret for hosting (and for all of you who make the #Monsterdon family), and remember #Monsterdoners: You brought us here for nothing!
#monsterdon Wow. This mummy can turn into a bat AND a spider.
@catzilla At least the other women got some wardrobe changes in!
@hollie I have not watched every #Monsterdon by any means but that was by far the worst one I have watched.
Actually good suspense with the menacing footsteps routine
I guess to be fair, we were promised 1) wrestling women (which we got) and 2) an Aztec mummy (which we also got). And a bonus bat/spider as well!
@georgieboy
Nepotism? #monsterdon
The torrent from archive.org has failed me again today, it always takes 200% to download as long as I think it will. So I'm stuck with ads every week #monsterdon
Poor Charlotte has been wearing stiletto pumps all day, that is the real monster #monsterdon
THE END. . .
or is it!
It is!!
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
#monsterdon AND THAT'S A WRECK
Some rocks fell on our pal Tezomoc, who clearly died? Again? Without recovering the treasure that dragged him back from the fitful twilight slumber of deathlessness in the first place?
Our grave-robbing protagonists fuck off out of the Aztec temple but not out into the sea?
I am left with so many questions
Thank you @Taweret@octodon.social for hosting! Thank you @cheribaker for the bingo card! And thank you for watching along with us. What a roller coaster of emotions.
#monsterdon Not sure why they tried shooting guns again. But wrestling soon??
#Monsterdon c'mon c'mon westle the mummy
@CactuarJoe i demand a refund. #monsterdon
Charlotte NEEDS a rabies shot now!
#monsterdon
@yatsu I'll get the kindling. #Monsterdon
WELP that is certainly a thing that we just watched, though I hesitate to call it a movie. π€£
That mommy sounds like me waking up
@aburka I hope not, I'd send them back as punishment
We either ran out of script or film (or both). Finis.
@CactuarJoe fair point well argued
Mummy honey no! That's a load bearing pillar!
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
#Monsterdon i don't quite know why the mummy is a vampire, but whatever :D
Thanks so much to @Taweret for hosting Monsterdon, and to @cheribaker for the bingo card that I didnβt mark a single square on this time (probably my fault), and everyone else for making this interesting and awesome!
@paco they are just trimming his claws
"We'll leave before he gets away!"
Same strategy as when they put him in the box alive in the first place, i see
@moira I REMAIN UNCONVINCED #Monsterdon
@Taweret that movie was fucking terrible #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Had anyone checked Charlotte for another large bulbous microphone under her blouse?
#TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy
I feel like this could have been good if it was 20-40 minutes shorter and *THEY ACTUALLY WRESTLED THE MUMMY*
Ten more minutes of movie for us #tubitv monsterdonners. Yay? #monsterdon
another end from a monterdon movie that comes from the absolutely nothing. It was fun though, very much indeed.
#monsterdon
Are they gonna beat the mummy to death with chains?
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
wat
Were there tourists on that pyramid in the last shot? Lol
I mean, there was probably a pay phone along the way #monsterdon
They brought a chain?
Of course they did.
Ok in that scene, the mummy looked a little like Chevy Chase. I think we got the whole Call Me Al video here. #monsterdon
Why didn't they just squish the spider on the floor?
huh
Well that was underwhelming. #monsterdon
Aww poor spider.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
Did the Black Dragon / Fu Manchu just kinda get forgotten in the end?
>:( #monsterdon
Wowwww.... my brain hurts now. But thanks, everyone! Uh, that was... well, it was a time.
there was a distinct lack of mummy wrastlin' π #monsterdon
"Well I Guess that's the end of the movie." #Monsterdon
It ... ended.
#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy
well, okay
Well that was abrupt.
#Monsterdon π€ΌββοΈ πͺΆ π² π€ π±
Several of the Wrestling Women even changed into pants for that?
Good lord.
@CactuarJoe Who can even tell though
"Who can tell how many centuries more will this movie go on"
Ok that was some DEEP HURTING, folks. Don't pick this one again.
Thanks to @Taweret for organising and everyone for joining in!
That was fun! #Monsterdon
WELP
What no! I want my mummy back!
.... and it just ends.
#monsterdon Well, at least it wasn't longer!
Wrestling women WITH TORCHES vs Aztec Mummy!
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
There was no versus. I was promised versus. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon HOLY SHIT that's IT??
I have never been to Mexico but this movie make it sounds like the pyramids are a short drive from wherever they are, you can go there multiple times a day #monsterdon
So he abandons Charlotte, drives for hours to tell that to their friends only to drive for hours back to the pyramid. Makes total sense. #monsterdon
They didn't even get the treasure! And what of the codex? And the Black Dragon?
What happened? Why am I so exhausted?
Was that the wrestling the mummy bit? Really?
Well there goes the neighborhood.
And it collapsed.... why????
Look Loretta, heβs a Vampireβ¦
Heβs a mummy again.
Even the writers were confused about their monster lore.
#Monsterdon
@Contrariwise @yatsu It was IMPLIED #Monsterdon
rocks fall everybody dies? okay sure why not
WHELP THAT STOPPED
first a mummy, then a bat, then a vampire, then a mummy, now he's a halloween ghost? what next? #monsterdon
They're just a bunch of bullies. Leave mummy alone.
#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy
I'm beginning to think nobody will wrestle a mummy in this one.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy
implode that pyramid!
I guess it's wrestling women versus the world now
I used to have a toy bat like that one, it was amazing
Listen, the mummy was completely correct here
#monsterdon
Now, we must all gather around and pet the mummy's head under this black sheet ...
Not feeling up to starting the movie from the beginning, so just catching what I think is the end of tonight's #Monsterdon, from the livestream at https://miru.miyaku.media/
Wait, bat mummy can't handle sunrise?!?! This is so freaking weird.
Ah, yes, the grand heroic gambit of THROWING A TABLECLOTH OVER THE MONSTER #Monsterdon
@JoeWynne wait this scene changed my mind
LOL the little shit bailed on her
#Monsterdon that was it? just the mummy doing his magic show and them watching?
Run awayβ½
False advertising!!!!
#monsterdon
"ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME HERE?! TIED UP?! BASTARDS!"
You must destroy the brain or remove the head. #monsterdon
I love how in one scene, the breastplate falls off of Charlotte, while the tarantula is crawling on her, and in the next shot, the breastplate is as if it hasnβt moved. Magic!
JFC YOU NUMBSKULLS DID NONE OF YOU PUT SKILL POINTS ON ONE-HANDED OR TWO-HANDED SKILL TREES I DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF YOU HAVE FOUGHT A SINGLE DRAUGR IN YOUR LIVES
Sweet bed. A little showy, but sets a mood.
there's like a minute left in this film, no one is gonna wrestle him!?!?!?!?
#monsterdon
Lady if you lost that little coward there's a good chance he's already dead
I did NOT check does the tarantula die dot com. βΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈ
The Aztec Mummy can only be defeated by the power of a full nelson and joint locks!