what is going onnnnnnnnnnn #monsterdon

#monsterdon Spiders, needles, this movie has everything to deter me from an heroic destiny

Umm....burn the mummy? #monsterdon

wait who's screaming now

I lost track

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*Ghost Stories Voice* He's a vampire AND a mummy!

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omg 😂 😂 😂 😂 #monsterdon

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#Monsterdon "he's a mummy again."

Did the asshole abandon Charlotte by herself? #monsterdon

Wait, just an ordinary tarantula?

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"We got lost in the pyramid. The mummy will have us for supper."

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"...Mummy! Vampire! ... Mummy! Vampire! ... Mummy AND Vampire!"

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Wow and back to a mummy, how'd they pull that one off #monsterdon

@aburka @raindrops_and_roses lol of course it is

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VAMPIRESPIDERMUMMY

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my good dude, you already tried guns on the mummy earlier 🙄 #monsterdon

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Wait isn't it Frankenstein who is afraid of fire?

Less plot, more mummy pls
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#Monsterdon pullin' out all the stops now

We can see that genius!

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A spider!! OMG
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#monsterdon He's a mummy again <bored>

now he's a SPIDER

knew i shoulda put spiderman in that stupid poll

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Lookit! Fire turns him into a plastic dollar store bat! I am amused once again #Monsterdon

"He is a mummy again."

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bat making sounds like a squeaky door #Monsterdon

Wearing high heels to the cursed Aztec pyramid is certainly a decision

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But the bat wing came off!
WE USE EVER SHOT
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Luckily the mummy is easily distracted

#Monsterdon go girls!

"look loretta he's a vampire now" i am LOSING IT #monsterdon

YEAH BAT TIME BABY #MONSTERDON

SHE ACTUALLY SAID HE'S A VAMPIRE NOW WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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Deus ex bat #monsterdon

Was the bat supposed to catch on the necklace in midair, or

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Mummy has sleep apnea.
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Ha ha, the mummy's, uh, ribcage sure wrinkles like a T-shirt there, huh #Monsterdon

"BAT!"

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So, Charlotte is a virgin??

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@bk1e sure why not

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I'm thinking drop the necklace and run?! #monsterdon

The mummy ties her up and is bringing her a nice bowl of warm soup?

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Team Mummy has some success through its synergistic combination of "Shambling", "Punching Cops" and "Squeaking", but their offensive operation is defeated by a rooster, because the mummy is very gothic for an Aztec and is thus scared of daylight.

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🛕 FIVE MIINUTE POLL 🛕

Which is more lame?

Quick let's grab this million dollars worth of looted gold and gems and go

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Wait but how sure are we that Charlotte is a virgin I thought that was necessary for this whole gig?

Someone is always tying her up. #monsterdon

The mummy made you a hot dinner and this is how you react?

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A lot of screaming and swooning signifying nothing #Monsterdon

@raindrops_and_roses oh yeah seriously, I was wondering the same thing

It seems like it would be easy to just not take it

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C'mon, people, boys can't wrestle girls. It's unheard of #monsterdon

Oh, can this make me faint too? I’d like that at this point.

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aaaand once again we're filming in a closet

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What dexterity does the mummy have that he was able to get Charlotte and tie her down?

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its just a skeleton

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I'm more amped for this than the Paul/Tyson fight #monsterdon

HUG MUMMY

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#AquaTeenHungerForce

And repulsed by sunlight? Oh yeah I'm looking for a mummy verse Dracula Throwdown in one of these next Monsterdons

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#Monsterdon the mummy walking up those staris is me dragging myself up to my third-floor walk-up on a 90 degree day

Is she still under the power of the black dragon or did we just leave that behind?
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Roger Corman inspired mummy walking scene there

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good to know where The Mummy got its set from anyway. #monsterdon

Ah, Charlotte does NOT employ good strategy against oncoming draugr. Charlotte. Sweetie. You _Shout_ at the draugr, you don't _scream_ at the draugr, screaming is not going to do a damn--ohnoez she fainted

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Mummy has a nasty case of catarrh

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#Monsterdon bat-mummy

bummy

POLL

he came in through the wrestler's window

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@yatsu She's the Sexy Lamp. #Monsterdon

i don't have an ounce of a clue what is going on right now, we haven't seen the gang in like 15 minutes #monsterdon

mumpire?
vamummy?

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There's so much driving to and from this pyramid.

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The mummy has amazing dental work though, gotta say.

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Oh genius = hobgoblin. I see how it is.

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On a side note, I think we got a Bechdel pass very early on in this one.

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where did charlotte come from, btw, she wasn't one of the wrestling ladies? #monsterdon

Mummy and Dracula are going to have a Turf War over that bad thing aren't they

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There's this sense that they're driving really far, racing the sunset. Meanwhile, it seems like Charlotte has moved like 3 feet in the tunnel in that same time. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wrestle him you cowards! Put on coveralls first though.

@Taweret The mummy's agent needs to talk with a promoter then #monsterdon

At least we don't have to sit and wonder what the monster's doing, not after it showed up.

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He should turn into a bat again, just for kicks #monsterdon

@springdiesel Totally. The women are awesome. Everyone else is pretty much useless.

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#Monsterdon I don't know why they're stealing that ancient Aztec breastplate, but I think it's pretty, and that possessive mummy can suck it!
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Wait, mummies don’t fear the sun #monsterdon

So she's just been standing in that spot while he drove back, and then the whole Scooby gang drove back out?!?

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#Monsterdon DRIVE CLOSER TO THE STAIRS!

oh NOW she runs

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@wohali "Why can't we just get in the running car?!" #wrongCommercial #Monsterdon

Tommy, if you'd left a fucking note before you left, you wouldn't have had to go back

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This driving montage is using the same clips multiple times but this round there are no cows at that one spot I miss the cows.

every time they go back there i am like WHY ARE WE BACK HERE and WHY are all the principal characters gathered here like they are just NPCs who ran out of instructions and went back to their spawnpoint #monsterdon

Wait is it a mummy or vampire?????

I have never been so confused in #monsterdon history

Wait, why are Paul Simon and Joan Rivers returning the necklace alone?
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Bat! :batbrain:

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really milking that sunset B roll #monsterdon

They better drive faster than that if the Wrestling Women are going to Versus the Mummy before this movie ends!

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@bk1e he came in through the wrestler's window

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@north manananamanananamanananamananana

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car driving - pyramid - woman in tomb - car driving - pyramid - woman in tomb - car driving - pyramid - woman in tomb

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I’m so glad we get the page number for this fake book #Monsterdon