@paco Well it worked for the Aztecs

(aside from the slight ritual sacrifice involved)

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@Taweret that movie was fucking terrible #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Had anyone checked Charlotte for another large bulbous microphone under her blouse?
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@rallias _agreed_

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so uh

i guess that was a movie then

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Ten more minutes of movie for us #tubitv monsterdonners. Yay? #monsterdon

another end from a monterdon movie that comes from the absolutely nothing. It was fun though, very much indeed.
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Are they gonna beat the mummy to death with chains?
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wat

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Were there tourists on that pyramid in the last shot? Lol

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I mean, there was probably a pay phone along the way #monsterdon

They brought a chain?
Of course they did.

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Why didn't they just squish the spider on the floor?

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Ok in that scene, the mummy looked a little like Chevy Chase. I think we got the whole Call Me Al video here. #monsterdon

huh

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Well that was underwhelming. #monsterdon

Aww poor spider.
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Did the Black Dragon / Fu Manchu just kinda get forgotten in the end?

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>:( #monsterdon

Wowwww.... my brain hurts now. But thanks, everyone! Uh, that was... well, it was a time.

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there was a distinct lack of mummy wrastlin' 😔 #monsterdon

"Well I Guess that's the end of the movie." #Monsterdon

It ... ended.
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well, okay

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Well that was abrupt.

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@CactuarJoe Who can even tell though

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Several of the Wrestling Women even changed into pants for that?

Good lord.

"Who can tell how many centuries more will this movie go on"

Ok that was some DEEP HURTING, folks. Don't pick this one again.

Thanks to @Taweret for organising and everyone for joining in!

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That was fun! #Monsterdon

WELP

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What no! I want my mummy back!

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.... and it just ends.

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#monsterdon Well, at least it wasn't longer!

Wrestling women WITH TORCHES vs Aztec Mummy!
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There was no versus. I was promised versus. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon HOLY SHIT that's IT??

I have never been to Mexico but this movie make it sounds like the pyramids are a short drive from wherever they are, you can go there multiple times a day #monsterdon

So he abandons Charlotte, drives for hours to tell that to their friends only to drive for hours back to the pyramid. Makes total sense. #monsterdon

They didn't even get the treasure! And what of the codex? And the Black Dragon?
What happened? Why am I so exhausted?

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Was that the wrestling the mummy bit? Really?

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Well there goes the neighborhood.

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And it collapsed.... why????

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@Contrariwise @yatsu It was IMPLIED #Monsterdon

rocks fall everybody dies? okay sure why not

WHELP THAT STOPPED

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first a mummy, then a bat, then a vampire, then a mummy, now he's a halloween ghost? what next? #monsterdon

They're just a bunch of bullies. Leave mummy alone.
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I'm beginning to think nobody will wrestle a mummy in this one.

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implode that pyramid!

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I guess it's wrestling women versus the world now

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I used to have a toy bat like that one, it was amazing

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Listen, the mummy was completely correct here
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Now, we must all gather around and pet the mummy's head under this black sheet ...

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Not feeling up to starting the movie from the beginning, so just catching what I think is the end of tonight's #Monsterdon, from the livestream at https://miru.miyaku.media/

Wait, bat mummy can't handle sunrise?!?! This is so freaking weird.

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Ah, yes, the grand heroic gambit of THROWING A TABLECLOTH OVER THE MONSTER #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne wait this scene changed my mind

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MY VISION IS IMPAIRIED

MY VISION IS IMPAIRED

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LOL the little shit bailed on her

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#Monsterdon that was it? just the mummy doing his magic show and them watching?

Run away‽
False advertising!!!!
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"ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME HERE?! TIED UP?! BASTARDS!"

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You must destroy the brain or remove the head. #monsterdon

I love how in one scene, the breastplate falls off of Charlotte, while the tarantula is crawling on her, and in the next shot, the breastplate is as if it hasn’t moved. Magic!

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JFC YOU NUMBSKULLS DID NONE OF YOU PUT SKILL POINTS ON ONE-HANDED OR TWO-HANDED SKILL TREES I DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF YOU HAVE FOUGHT A SINGLE DRAUGR IN YOUR LIVES

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Sweet bed. A little showy, but sets a mood.

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there's like a minute left in this film, no one is gonna wrestle him!?!?!?!?
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Lady if you lost that little coward there's a good chance he's already dead

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I did NOT check does the tarantula die dot com. ☹️☹️☹️

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The Aztec Mummy can only be defeated by the power of a full nelson and joint locks!

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what is going onnnnnnnnnnn #monsterdon

#monsterdon Spiders, needles, this movie has everything to deter me from an heroic destiny

Umm....burn the mummy? #monsterdon

wait who's screaming now

I lost track

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*Ghost Stories Voice* He's a vampire AND a mummy!

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omg 😂 😂 😂 😂 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "he's a mummy again."

Did the asshole abandon Charlotte by herself? #monsterdon

Wait, just an ordinary tarantula?

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"...Mummy! Vampire! ... Mummy! Vampire! ... Mummy AND Vampire!"

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Wow and back to a mummy, how'd they pull that one off #monsterdon

@aburka @raindrops_and_roses lol of course it is

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VAMPIRESPIDERMUMMY

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my good dude, you already tried guns on the mummy earlier 🙄 #monsterdon

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Wait isn't it Frankenstein who is afraid of fire?

Less plot, more mummy pls
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#Monsterdon pullin' out all the stops now

We can see that genius!

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A spider!! OMG
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#monsterdon He's a mummy again <bored>

now he's a SPIDER

knew i shoulda put spiderman in that stupid poll

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Lookit! Fire turns him into a plastic dollar store bat! I am amused once again #Monsterdon

"He is a mummy again."

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bat making sounds like a squeaky door #Monsterdon

Wearing high heels to the cursed Aztec pyramid is certainly a decision

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But the bat wing came off!
WE USE EVER SHOT
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Luckily the mummy is easily distracted

#Monsterdon go girls!

SHE ACTUALLY SAID HE'S A VAMPIRE NOW WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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YEAH BAT TIME BABY #MONSTERDON