Eight minutes left. If nobody wrestles a mummy in this film I am gonna be *mad.* #Monsterdon

My gosh, go to the aztec place, run from it, go back again. I wish we had more ass kickin'
#monsterdon

shot of the sun setting > shot of our cast in blatantly full daylight. #monsterdon

@ramsey I like Rubi and Loretta and I want to date them. But yeah, the mummy should take the rest.

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Look at the setting sun!! LOOOK!!!
#monsterdon

And we'll erase all the traditions and Link it to White colonialism magic to explain it away

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Thinking about how the sunsets on Mars are blue....

#monsterdon

@Louisa everyone left him tied to a chair in the hotel, *I* don't blame him

#monsterdon

Longest sunset ever.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

I do like Charlotte's sweater.

i love how they just like couldnt afford the set for a "base that is nearer to the pyramids" so they have to keep going back and forth to the fucking shared apartment #monsterdon

Also, Chela is missing again, this feels familiar

#monsterdon

So none of them were listening to Uncle Luis's translation of the codex, obviously, as they go right for the breastplate. Education is wasted on them #monsterdon

SINCE WHEN DOES A MUMMY TURN INTO A BAT #monsterdon

That’s a very leisurely exit from a mummy-infested tunnel #Monsterdon

I feel like they were going for a Lou Costello with Chucho. Didn't quite get there. #monsterdon

Wait what? Bat-mummy???? What???? #monsterdon

@MindTGap liar xD

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

#monsterdon Same movie but the mummy is El Chacal de la Trompeta

How do they all fit in that tiny-ass car #monsterdon

Crypt in Peace Charlotte.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

Does this mean we’ll finally get to see the wrestling women verse the mummy?!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh, it all makes sense now...

We must hurry before the sun goes down.

Cut to shot of sun going down.

#monsterdon

Time for bed good guys! #Monsterdon

Frankly I'm a little disappointed in y'all's reaction to the vampire mummy.

#monsterdon

"Oh the poor kid! We must go help her!"

...Must we? Really? #Monsterdon

They totally ignore that he left her.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Chela exists to speak with no inflection and get kidnapped

listen, if i was charlotte, i would simply make friends with the mummy, and then the mummy and i could murder all these jokers and go on about our happy afterlives together. #monsterdon

How long is that drive, what, 2+ hours?

#monsterdon

Maybe Chela hooked up with the mummy and they're living happily ever after in their pyramid

#Monsterdon

"...stop making like a monkey"
"You fail at charades."

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

So we got a second of mummy action and now we’re back at bored actors reading books

GIVE ME MUMMY #monsterdon

Some George Costanza level chickenshit going down there

#monsterdon

Charlotte's been eaten alive and I'm the mummy in disguise!

#Monsterdon

MUMMY FORM
#Monsterdon
@moira

oooooh they were taking the necklace _back_

a likely story

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

#monsterdon MUMMY BAT

Wait, 30 seconds of mummy and we are back home for drinks? “Let’s read some more books!” #Monsterdon

@annathepiper TBH are any of them trained in archaeological restoration

#Monsterdon

We NEED to see him retrace his ALL his steps away from the pyramid! We need it!

#monsterdon

why did he get out of the car before getting back in and going backwards

#monsterdon

They're running away like teenagers that got spotted by the cops somewhere they shouldn't be

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

this guy's just a matter of a few "nyuck nyuck nyucks" away from being one of the 3 stooges #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Ruh roh Charlotte found the treasure and now she's...

...gone?!!

#monsterdon finally mummy time

Sad I wasn’t able to participate in #Monsterdon this evening - sounds like a primo shitposting opportunity.

#Monsterdon It's a godsdamned skinwalker mummy vampire

At this point, I really don’t care about these characters. Just let the mummy have them.

#Monsterdon

they shot all these scenes in a fucking closet I have no idea what's going on now

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

#monsterdon I regret only that the entire Black Dragon gang was found dead and mangled by that mummy, thus leaving no character plausibly motivated to blowgun our comic relief character. Alas, alas, alas.

wait, bro, did you just LEAVE her THERE? dude, dude, bruh. #monsterdon

the poor quality of this version only adds to the German existentialism of the tomb raider scenes

#monsterdon

So they just drove up to this temple that apparently had not been explored before?

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

Look, can we just kill him and be done with it? I'm impatient. #Monsterdon

Aziz! Light!

#monsterdon

@Taweret @apLundell She's a lady and a half #monsterdon

FINALLY A MUMMY!!!!

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

"Hey Tezomoc, can we borrow this for like a day?"

so easy

#Monsterdon

@apLundell it was a different time

#monsterdon

Tom? Charlotte? Rocky? Doctor Scott?

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

#monsterdon British Stealing Museum go brrrrrr

#Monsterdon we have mummy \o/ i'm so happy

Wait, I thought that mummy information was on p. 272.

#Monsterdon

take the breastplate, return the breastplate....
#monsterdon

I'm not going to lie, I would love a flashlight like that, proper slam someone in the back of the head energy it exudes.

#Monsterdon

DON'T MOVE THE BREASTPLATE!!!!

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

The plot is going to get really engaging here in a moment, and we're all going to feel silly for being vampire/mummy skeptics.

#Monsterdon

Waiting for the short guy to break out the "HEY AAABBOOOOOOOTTTT""

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon now it's time for the characters everyone cares the least about to go bumbling around in the dark for an indeterminate amount of time

"Is anyone home? no!--dad #Monsterdon

They ad break this close to the end has me very worried about the potential for the remainder of the plot

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Unbelievers ask him to allow them to be sacrificed. He is... The Most Interesting Man in the World.
#TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

I'm not watching #Monsterdon, but just seeing my timeline explode into "Vampire Mummy???" is the best thing.

On the mummy side TBH
#monsterdon #AztecMummyIsRight

I know what comes next as they explore the cavern - they happen upon the honeycomb of enormous bees #monsterdon

@blogdiva noooooooooo as soon as we figure out the canon way to rescue someone from the curse of the mummy we will come for you as a squad of luchadoras #monsterdon

Professor, what's another word for Aztec treasure?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon did they not READ the STORY

Hippie vampires are often mistaken for mummies.

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

@CactuarJoe oh christ i want so much for that to work

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

I might need the pepto-bismol being advertised to me on Tubi after this movie.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

COWS

This mummy is built for comfort, not efficiency #monsterdon

Goddamn Draculaztec #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Movie, you got us bored for a second, but boy did you deliver in the last half

Unfortunately backing up as a strategy had not reached Mexico by the 60s so they just had to stand there.

#monsterdon

WHEN DO THE WOMEN BEAT ITS ASS #monsterdon

Yeah it’s scientifically proven that shooting a gun against a mummy is very effective! #monsterdon

Oops looks like the mummy knew that skeleton come a quick let's all leave and give him a moment to process that

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

@brooke :ms_eyes: #Monsterdon

Am guessing that's because rubber bat is a cheap prop. Would have loved to see them try like a jaguar form. Lol

#monsterdon

Ok so there were people vs. The AM that time, just not quite the conflict that was advertised #monsterdon

Mummy is part mummy, part vampire, part Darth Vader

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza He's a mummy sorcerer! He could turn into a bat when he was still fleshy, probably. Or maybe he figured it out while he was a mummy -- not like he's got much else to do.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

All of them crowded around that one skeleton gives off abbot and Costello versus The Mummy vibes

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

The bat flew out... backwards?

#Monsterdon

WHY IS THE MUMMY A VAMPIRE? you can't throw us that kind of curve ball at this point!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Bat Mummy you need to get the Black Dragon Gang!

Also, it must be depressing to transform from that nice fluttering bat into such a ponderous mummy!