Deus ex bat #monsterdon

Was the bat supposed to catch on the necklace in midair, or

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Mummy has sleep apnea.
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Ha ha, the mummy's, uh, ribcage sure wrinkles like a T-shirt there, huh #Monsterdon

So, Charlotte is a virgin??

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@bk1e sure why not

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I'm thinking drop the necklace and run?! #monsterdon

The mummy ties her up and is bringing her a nice bowl of warm soup?

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Which is more lame?

Quick let's grab this million dollars worth of looted gold and gems and go

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Wait but how sure are we that Charlotte is a virgin I thought that was necessary for this whole gig?

Someone is always tying her up. #monsterdon

The mummy made you a hot dinner and this is how you react?

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A lot of screaming and swooning signifying nothing #Monsterdon

C'mon, people, boys can't wrestle girls. It's unheard of #monsterdon

Oh, can this make me faint too? I’d like that at this point.

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aaaand once again we're filming in a closet

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What dexterity does the mummy have that he was able to get Charlotte and tie her down?

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its just a skeleton

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I'm more amped for this than the Paul/Tyson fight #monsterdon

HUG MUMMY

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And repulsed by sunlight? Oh yeah I'm looking for a mummy verse Dracula Throwdown in one of these next Monsterdons

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#Monsterdon the mummy walking up those staris is me dragging myself up to my third-floor walk-up on a 90 degree day

Is she still under the power of the black dragon or did we just leave that behind?
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Roger Corman inspired mummy walking scene there

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good to know where The Mummy got its set from anyway. #monsterdon

Ah, Charlotte does NOT employ good strategy against oncoming draugr. Charlotte. Sweetie. You _Shout_ at the draugr, you don't _scream_ at the draugr, screaming is not going to do a damn--ohnoez she fainted

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Mummy has a nasty case of catarrh

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bummy

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he came in through the wrestler's window

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@yatsu She's the Sexy Lamp. #Monsterdon

i don't have an ounce of a clue what is going on right now, we haven't seen the gang in like 15 minutes #monsterdon

mumpire?
vamummy?

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There's so much driving to and from this pyramid.

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The mummy has amazing dental work though, gotta say.

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On a side note, I think we got a Bechdel pass very early on in this one.

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Oh genius = hobgoblin. I see how it is.

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where did charlotte come from, btw, she wasn't one of the wrestling ladies? #monsterdon

Mummy and Dracula are going to have a Turf War over that bad thing aren't they

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There's this sense that they're driving really far, racing the sunset. Meanwhile, it seems like Charlotte has moved like 3 feet in the tunnel in that same time. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wrestle him you cowards! Put on coveralls first though.

@Taweret The mummy's agent needs to talk with a promoter then #monsterdon

At least we don't have to sit and wonder what the monster's doing, not after it showed up.

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He should turn into a bat again, just for kicks #monsterdon

@springdiesel Totally. The women are awesome. Everyone else is pretty much useless.

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#Monsterdon I don't know why they're stealing that ancient Aztec breastplate, but I think it's pretty, and that possessive mummy can suck it!
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oh NOW she runs

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Wait, mummies don’t fear the sun #monsterdon

#Monsterdon DRIVE CLOSER TO THE STAIRS!

So she's just been standing in that spot while he drove back, and then the whole Scooby gang drove back out?!?

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@wohali "Why can't we just get in the running car?!" #wrongCommercial #Monsterdon

Tommy, if you'd left a fucking note before you left, you wouldn't have had to go back

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This driving montage is using the same clips multiple times but this round there are no cows at that one spot I miss the cows.

every time they go back there i am like WHY ARE WE BACK HERE and WHY are all the principal characters gathered here like they are just NPCs who ran out of instructions and went back to their spawnpoint #monsterdon

Wait is it a mummy or vampire?????

I have never been so confused in #monsterdon history

Wait, why are Paul Simon and Joan Rivers returning the necklace alone?
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Bat! :batbrain:

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really milking that sunset B roll #monsterdon

They better drive faster than that if the Wrestling Women are going to Versus the Mummy before this movie ends!

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@bk1e he came in through the wrestler's window

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@north manananamanananamanananamananana

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car driving - pyramid - woman in tomb - car driving - pyramid - woman in tomb - car driving - pyramid - woman in tomb

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I’m so glad we get the page number for this fake book #Monsterdon

Eight minutes left. If nobody wrestles a mummy in this film I am gonna be *mad.* #Monsterdon

My gosh, go to the aztec place, run from it, go back again. I wish we had more ass kickin'
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shot of the sun setting > shot of our cast in blatantly full daylight. #monsterdon

@ramsey I like Rubi and Loretta and I want to date them. But yeah, the mummy should take the rest.

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Look at the setting sun!! LOOOK!!!
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And we'll erase all the traditions and Link it to White colonialism magic to explain it away

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@Louisa everyone left him tied to a chair in the hotel, *I* don't blame him

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Longest sunset ever.

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I do like Charlotte's sweater.

i love how they just like couldnt afford the set for a "base that is nearer to the pyramids" so they have to keep going back and forth to the fucking shared apartment #monsterdon

Also, Chela is missing again, this feels familiar

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So none of them were listening to Uncle Luis's translation of the codex, obviously, as they go right for the breastplate. Education is wasted on them #monsterdon

SINCE WHEN DOES A MUMMY TURN INTO A BAT #monsterdon

That’s a very leisurely exit from a mummy-infested tunnel #Monsterdon

I feel like they were going for a Lou Costello with Chucho. Didn't quite get there. #monsterdon

Wait what? Bat-mummy???? What???? #monsterdon

@MindTGap liar xD

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How do they all fit in that tiny-ass car #monsterdon

#monsterdon Same movie but the mummy is El Chacal de la Trompeta

Crypt in Peace Charlotte.
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Does this mean we’ll finally get to see the wrestling women verse the mummy?!

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We must hurry before the sun goes down.

Cut to shot of sun going down.

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#Monsterdon oh, it all makes sense now...

Time for bed good guys! #Monsterdon

Frankly I'm a little disappointed in y'all's reaction to the vampire mummy.

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"Oh the poor kid! We must go help her!"

...Must we? Really? #Monsterdon

They totally ignore that he left her.

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#Monsterdon Chela exists to speak with no inflection and get kidnapped

How long is that drive, what, 2+ hours?

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Maybe Chela hooked up with the mummy and they're living happily ever after in their pyramid

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"...stop making like a monkey"
"You fail at charades."

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So we got a second of mummy action and now we’re back at bored actors reading books

GIVE ME MUMMY #monsterdon

Some George Costanza level chickenshit going down there

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MUMMY FORM
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@moira

oooooh they were taking the necklace _back_

a likely story

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#monsterdon MUMMY BAT