Wait, 30 seconds of mummy and we are back home for drinks? “Let’s read some more books!” #Monsterdon

@annathepiper TBH are any of them trained in archaeological restoration

#Monsterdon

We NEED to see him retrace his ALL his steps away from the pyramid! We need it!

#monsterdon

why did he get out of the car before getting back in and going backwards

#monsterdon

They're running away like teenagers that got spotted by the cops somewhere they shouldn't be

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

this guy's just a matter of a few "nyuck nyuck nyucks" away from being one of the 3 stooges #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Ruh roh Charlotte found the treasure and now she's...

...gone?!!

#monsterdon finally mummy time

#Monsterdon It's a godsdamned skinwalker mummy vampire

At this point, I really don’t care about these characters. Just let the mummy have them.

#Monsterdon

they shot all these scenes in a fucking closet I have no idea what's going on now

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

wait, bro, did you just LEAVE her THERE? dude, dude, bruh. #monsterdon

the poor quality of this version only adds to the German existentialism of the tomb raider scenes

#monsterdon

Look, can we just kill him and be done with it? I'm impatient. #Monsterdon

Aziz! Light!

#monsterdon

@Taweret @apLundell She's a lady and a half #monsterdon

FINALLY A MUMMY!!!!

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

@apLundell it was a different time

#monsterdon

"Hey Tezomoc, can we borrow this for like a day?"

so easy

#Monsterdon

Tom? Charlotte? Rocky? Doctor Scott?

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

#monsterdon British Stealing Museum go brrrrrr

#Monsterdon we have mummy \o/ i'm so happy

Wait, I thought that mummy information was on p. 272.

#Monsterdon

take the breastplate, return the breastplate....
#monsterdon

I'm not going to lie, I would love a flashlight like that, proper slam someone in the back of the head energy it exudes.

#Monsterdon

DON'T MOVE THE BREASTPLATE!!!!

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Waiting for the short guy to break out the "HEY AAABBOOOOOOOTTTT""

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon now it's time for the characters everyone cares the least about to go bumbling around in the dark for an indeterminate amount of time

"Is anyone home? no!--dad #Monsterdon

They ad break this close to the end has me very worried about the potential for the remainder of the plot

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Unbelievers ask him to allow them to be sacrificed. He is... The Most Interesting Man in the World.
#TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

I know what comes next as they explore the cavern - they happen upon the honeycomb of enormous bees #monsterdon

@blogdiva noooooooooo as soon as we figure out the canon way to rescue someone from the curse of the mummy we will come for you as a squad of luchadoras #monsterdon

Professor, what's another word for Aztec treasure?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon did they not READ the STORY

Hippie vampires are often mistaken for mummies.

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

@CactuarJoe oh christ i want so much for that to work

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

I might need the pepto-bismol being advertised to me on Tubi after this movie.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

COWS

This mummy is built for comfort, not efficiency #monsterdon

Goddamn Draculaztec #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Movie, you got us bored for a second, but boy did you deliver in the last half

Unfortunately backing up as a strategy had not reached Mexico by the 60s so they just had to stand there.

#monsterdon

WHEN DO THE WOMEN BEAT ITS ASS #monsterdon

Yeah it’s scientifically proven that shooting a gun against a mummy is very effective! #monsterdon

Oops looks like the mummy knew that skeleton come a quick let's all leave and give him a moment to process that

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

@brooke :ms_eyes: #Monsterdon

Am guessing that's because rubber bat is a cheap prop. Would have loved to see them try like a jaguar form. Lol

#monsterdon

Ok so there were people vs. The AM that time, just not quite the conflict that was advertised #monsterdon

Mummy is part mummy, part vampire, part Darth Vader

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza He's a mummy sorcerer! He could turn into a bat when he was still fleshy, probably. Or maybe he figured it out while he was a mummy -- not like he's got much else to do.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

All of them crowded around that one skeleton gives off abbot and Costello versus The Mummy vibes

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

The bat flew out... backwards?

#Monsterdon

WHY IS THE MUMMY A VAMPIRE? you can't throw us that kind of curve ball at this point!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Bat Mummy you need to get the Black Dragon Gang!

Also, it must be depressing to transform from that nice fluttering bat into such a ponderous mummy!

I hope the Mummy meets Blackula in the sequel.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

Mummy Daddy look at me
I went to school and I got a degree
its an anthropology PhD
Now there's a mummy after me
#Monsterdon

mummy that follows, for some reason, Dracula rules #monsterdon

bro what on earth is going on #monsterdon

#Monsterdon delicious pew pew sounds from dem weapons, ain't gonna stop no mummy

Ew! the last person to use the dias didn't even clean it!
that's gross

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

#Monsterdon fly queen! Be your best bat self.

Well, at least that explains all the reading about transformations.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Pew pew pew

#monsterdon

Ooh! Tomb opening… #Monsterdon

Why do mummies strangle people with their mangled hands when all those bandages are RIGHT THERE

#Monsterdon

Sun defeats mummies? Who know!!
#monsterdon

MUMMY TIME #monsterdon

Go for ✅ Corny Creature Effects! #Monsterdon

that was the best bat to mummy transformation of the cinema. Pure movie magic!
#monsterdon

A stitch upside the mummy's head in time saves nine henchmen, i am always saying this #monsterdon

MUMMY!!!! #monsterdon

I AM *LIVID*

MUMMIES DO NOT TURN INTO BATS

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh my god i love the bat that is so cute

#monsterdon I love you batmummy

my prediction was also that the final 15 minutes would be mummy wrestling, and i was basically right on the mark with that one. #monsterdon

BATMUMMMMMMM

BATMUMMMMMMM

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

Get in losers, we're getting some dead girl's necklace back!

pew...pew....pew...

#Monsterdon

Wait. What?! Did the mummy arrive by bat?!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Lazer bullets!

#monsterdon A bat?! wtf

The mummy went to the Three Stooges school of fighting.

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

This is what I wanted
#monsterdon

There he goes again with the citations, jesus murphy

#monsterdon

lol did the mummy take an Uber to town #Monsterdon

Wait the mummy is a vampire? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon where was this filmed? How upset should I be?

BAT

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

You'd think after sitting through ten minutes of exposition about how the mummy is guarding the breastplate, when you get attacked, you might hand over the breastplate

#Monsterdon

I did not expect the bat to mummy morphing.
#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

#Monsterdon you are now entering the mummy hole

#Monsterdon the bat rules.

so they... buried him in... a hospital gown?

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

Can I call anyone who calls themselves "genius" a hobgoblin? Or is it a particular type of genius? Asking for performance review time.

#monsterdon

Conventional weapons are ineffective! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Guns sound weird in Spanish

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

The Black Dragon gang's outfits sure got dusty though!

why those guys are so filthy?
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#monsterdon Bat!

edit: LMAO did the bad just fly backwards out of the window?

Needless to say, this movie's title is a poor descriptor of the content.

#Monsterdon