I hope the Mummy meets Blackula in the sequel.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

YOU CAN'T JUST BE A MUMMY AND A VAMPIRE THAT'S TOO MANY THINGS

#monsterdon

Mummy Daddy look at me
I went to school and I got a degree
its an anthropology PhD
Now there's a mummy after me
#Monsterdon

mummy that follows, for some reason, Dracula rules #monsterdon

bro what on earth is going on #monsterdon

#Monsterdon delicious pew pew sounds from dem weapons, ain't gonna stop no mummy

Ew! the last person to use the dias didn't even clean it!
that's gross

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

#Monsterdon fly queen! Be your best bat self.

do mummies not like daylight then? Is this like vampires?
#monsterdon

Well, at least that explains all the reading about transformations.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Pew pew pew

#monsterdon

Ooh! Tomb opening… #Monsterdon

Why do mummies strangle people with their mangled hands when all those bandages are RIGHT THERE

#Monsterdon

MUMMY TIME #monsterdon

Sun defeats mummies? Who know!!
#monsterdon

Go for ✅ Corny Creature Effects! #Monsterdon

that was the best bat to mummy transformation of the cinema. Pure movie magic!
#monsterdon

A stitch upside the mummy's head in time saves nine henchmen, i am always saying this #monsterdon

MUMMY!!!! #monsterdon

I AM *LIVID*

MUMMIES DO NOT TURN INTO BATS

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh my god i love the bat that is so cute

#monsterdon I love you batmummy

my prediction was also that the final 15 minutes would be mummy wrestling, and i was basically right on the mark with that one. #monsterdon

BATMUMMMMMMM

BATMUMMMMMMM

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

Get in losers, we're getting some dead girl's necklace back!

pew...pew....pew...

#Monsterdon

Wait. What?! Did the mummy arrive by bat?!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Lazer bullets!

#monsterdon A bat?! wtf

The mummy went to the Three Stooges school of fighting.

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

This is what I wanted
#monsterdon

There he goes again with the citations, jesus murphy

#monsterdon

lol did the mummy take an Uber to town #Monsterdon

Wait the mummy is a vampire? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon where was this filmed? How upset should I be?

You'd think after sitting through ten minutes of exposition about how the mummy is guarding the breastplate, when you get attacked, you might hand over the breastplate

#Monsterdon

BAT

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

I did not expect the bat to mummy morphing.
#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

#Monsterdon you are now entering the mummy hole

#Monsterdon the bat rules.

so they... buried him in... a hospital gown?

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

Can I call anyone who calls themselves "genius" a hobgoblin? Or is it a particular type of genius? Asking for performance review time.

#monsterdon

Conventional weapons are ineffective! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Guns sound weird in Spanish

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

The Black Dragon gang's outfits sure got dusty though!

why those guys are so filthy?
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Bat!

edit: LMAO did the bad just fly backwards out of the window?

Needless to say, this movie's title is a poor descriptor of the content.

#Monsterdon

All these arid mesoamerican scenes are giving me Monolith flashbacks #monsterdon

“Pacing? What’s pacing?” - the director of this movie, probably #monsterdon

Why are they shooting it? #Monsterdon

perfect mummy appearance, zero notes #monsterdon

What a simply astounding rubber bat to Aztec mummy transformation!

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Must be tough to make a mummy in a jungle. #Monsterdon

AHH #TIMESTAMP TO CLIP THE BAT MUMMY TRANSITION #monsterdon

MUMMIES DON'T TURN INTO BATS WHAT THE *FUCK* #Monsterdon

... mummy bat??? #monsterdon

Looks like this mummy is a vampire too

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

BAT!!!

#Monsterdon

The mummy who can lift a whole-ass stone slab couldn't possibly push a few rocks out of the way.

#monsterdon

BAT!

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

WAIT ARE THE WRESTLING WOMEN TRAINED IN ARCHAEOLOGICAL RESTORATION

I want to see some credentials here, ladies

#Monsterdon

W... was that it? Was that all the mummy we get? Please say he's following them back to their apartment.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

oh okay so the dragon guy is gonna to loot the pyramid now that they... wait I've lost track. Okay. No. dragon guy is gonna steal the necklace that the "good guy" looter stole and... uh...

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

Oops, someone didn't lock the secret passage door in their pyramid

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Again with the full reference citation before reading the passage - this time even with a page number, as is necessary for direct quotation!

I feel like I should collect Prof. Uncle's reading scenes to play for my students so that they can learn about referencing!

@moira Imagine 15 minutes of denouement, like the cumulative missing denouement of every movie we've watched thus far.

#monsterdon

Oh shit the bat lol

I hope someone makes a gif

#Monsterdon

@Crazypedia What is this, the british government?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'll admit that I usually side with the monster on these Sunday night shindigs, but in this case I feel like it is particularly justified. Why are we supposed to be sympathetic to the protagonists? They're graverobbers! They deserve to get uhhhh bodyslammed by a wrestling mummy or whatever.

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

WAIT is that mummy still stuck in that pyramid? Can't they at least let the mummy out?

Quick deface the pyramid, we can still rob it before the movie's over!

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

"There is something in this situation that is terrifying"

Anyone want to hazard a guess?

#Monsterdon

if this is denouement I'm gonna riot

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

So when do they get the mummy into the ring? #Monsterdon

"Don't you have another book in your collection that can give us the handy way to resolve this plot, Uncle?"

#Monsterdon

we can't be done yet can we?

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

What's that noise?! Why look around when we can just guess what it was?

#monsterdon

For people who've just seen a waking-up-from-the-dead-mummy-zombie they're awfully quiet and not screechy enough.

#Monsterdon

Lightsabres! #Monsterdon

Even the mummy looks bored

#Monsterdon

Props for trying to seal it back up.

#monsterdon

There are like 10 people squeezing through a hole

#monsterdon

Why didn't the Black Dragon gang attack the Scoobies on their way out of the tomb?

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

Draw me like one of your French Mummies.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

The car... the car is olley olley oxen free!

#Monsterdon

what?

#monsterdon

I don't what he said in spanish, but the dub was:
"He looks dead to me, Professor"
"Don't be stupid"
#monsterdon

Desecrating tombs, yay! #monsterdon

hehahhahahhahahahaahahahhahah THAT WAS IT AHhshhfehewahahhuifaiuwhefiaweulf #monsterdon

This mummy doesn’t stand a chance against the wrestling women. Just let them at him!

#Monsterdon

Sadly, I don't think we're getting a suplex. But a woman can dream... #monsterdon

I moan more than that just getting out of my chair.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Mummy does not disappoint.

#monsterdon

Not a lot of versusing going on #monsterdon

I know it's cultural differences and stuff, but I keep getting impression of Bankers or corporate execs stalking up group of tourists

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

He's even got the best dialogue in the film! Snappy, concise, and more audible than anyone else so far! #Monsterdon

but he was put into the box in aztec clothes. where are his Aztec clothes

#monsterdon

it's no dragon's domain i'll tell you that

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

The mummy is immune to bullets, or he missed. Hard to say with the budget.

#monsterdon