If this were a better movie the passageway would be a trope for something.
no no you're supposed to throw the gun at him! #Monsterdon
Dude, this guy's more dessicated than the rat you found in your attic, and is chasing you... do you REALLY think a gun's going to slow him down?
Well now we know where all the SFX budget went.
My cat is more interested right now than I am
Mummy? Plz mummy?
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
Finally the mummy arises. And moans. A lot.
The budget for the second half is 10x the first half.
I don't think that's the right way to do archeology
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon ...not the sound i was expecting the mummy to make
With "dusty bandages" I've finally got a BINGO!
Ruh Rho!!
FINALLY WE HAVE MUMMY #Monsterdon
Finally! #Monsterdon
The most terrible revenge possible - flute and percussion music! #monsterdon
Our leadership team building retreat did not anticipate so many stairs
"maybe it was the wind" as we're standing dead in the middle of a giant rock #monsterdon
The rats ate the mummy!
(breaking out the Mission Accomplish banner)
#monsterdon
THIS MUMMY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #monsterdon
hahaha!
I want my mummy
ooo! what a great mummy! i don't know that he was worth the hour and 10 minutes that preceeded him, but great mummy.
#monsterdon
Turns out the real luchador was the mummy all along. #Monsterdon
GODDAMMIT FOLEY CREW DID YOU NOT EVEN TRY
hahahahahahahah those fabric ribs
WOW - they get to use the slightly re-dressed set of the High Temple. Except it's now in the depths of an Aztec pyramid, of course.
and rat friends!
fuck i was 40 seconds off mummy arrival time:
my prediction: T-20 minutes (1:08:28)
actual arrival time: 1:09:08
mummy in frame: 1:09:50-ish
#monsterdon
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I hope those rats are credited...
#monsterdon Me IRL after siesta
Mummy at 1h09m!
@north the real mummy was the friends we made along the way. #Monsterdon
MUMMY! WE HAVE MUMMY!
Are you my mummy?
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy
Okay that was a good intimidating shot of them coming up over the pyramid, but you ruined it by waving your arms and going oh shit guys they saw us get back get back
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #monsterdon
We've got mummy!
#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy
She's so dead you can see the wires holding her rib cage together.
that mummy ainβt gonna wrestle #Monsterdon
THE MUMMY AWAKES ALL RIGHT NOW WE'RE TALKING! :ameowbongo: #Monsterdon
awwwww! Ratties! ππβ€οΈ
1 hour 9 minutes in, we finally see The Mummy.
"...looks dead to me professor!"
"What gave it away?"
1:09:40
"Looks dead to me, Professor!" he says about the SKELETON THAT IS HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD
"Sorry guys, mummy's running errands today, we'll have to climb back up and try again next week!" #Monsterdon
How are the rats staying alive down there?
I bet they're eating the mummy and he's regenerating.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy
There's nothing there for those rats to eat darn it!
Wow it looks like she's been lying there almost as long as the movie has been going on #monsterdon
You are going to ruin your nice suits scrambling up that pyramid.
#monsterdon Looks dead to me professor!
QUIET, I'm the educated guy!
hey! there's our boy! it's the arm of... AN AZTEC MUMMY! #monsterdon
The Aztec temple scene feels like we're in a different movie entirely.
Iβm still not sure why the wrestling women are even here, to be honest.
that rat's moving a lot to be all dead and stuff
the mummy better be home
Iβm just happy not to have more plot dumped on me #monsterdon
Just gonna watch this like I watched Twin Peaks: The Return, accept that it's slow and deliberate and let it wash over me.
Don't hang your flashlight there Tommy, it's going to smack you in the nutsack, you nutsack
Having a story in the story automatically promotes this to literature #monsterdon
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An enormous airduct?? How propicious!
Aztec pyramids had air ducts, huh
y'know team if you hadn't stored the mummy in the furthest warehouse on the lot we wouldn't have to wait this long to get there
Theyβre finally in a pyramid. Will we finally get to see a mummy, and will the wrestling women verse it?
@wohali That would be sneaking *down* on people
They didn't even need to move a candle to rotate that wall.
I'm guessing this is our transition to the Aztec mommy portion of the film at least
Thatβs definitely what a conch shell sounds like #Monsterdon
The Black Dragon has forgotten all about his infinite Mind Control Serum.
Just wait for someone to jump out and shout "SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS"
@Taweret must be that Italian director! #NotBitter #Monsterdon
I've seen enough Star Trek cave episodes to know where this is going.
@JoeWynne@mstdn.plus @Taweret@octodon.social The cost is sunk and so are my hopes
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy
Maybe the mummy was inside of us the whole time?
small flashlights, they should be safe
Ancient architecture exploration ACTION!
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
Them in the Aztec pyramids kind of reminds me of that Roger Moore James Bond flick with Jaws, forget which one
-thump-
"OW! My toe!"
So, the Wrestling Women always go poking around hidden Aztec passages in high heels?
It was hollow all this time?
#monsterdon ah yes the three genders, serpents, jaguars, and balls of fire
@Taweret
It's going to be worth it, I swear
A lot of 60s-lookin grout on this here ancient pyramid
@trixter this is an elaborate mummy origin story for sure. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon "we came here for nothing!"
We sure did Mr. Takaiyoma. We sure did.
Jesus Christ. Archaeology in the finest tradition of Victorian Egyptologists :/ #Monsterdon
Wow, they're just going at it with pickaxes, huh? #Monsterdon
Cinematic spectacle achieved I guess
#monsterdon Lagarto lagarto not a good sign
"here's a passageway" maybe it'll show us off this film. #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe There's a comedy option that they're probably unwilling to do where the site is literally in Mexico city. Also it looks like there's at least one decent site only 40 km (25 miles) away...
Oooo! Nice location shots! The pyramids are pretty cool, in seriousness.
#Monsterdon whoa high production value (or stock footage?)