All these arid mesoamerican scenes are giving me Monolith flashbacks #monsterdon

“Pacing? What’s pacing?” - the director of this movie, probably #monsterdon

Why are they shooting it? #Monsterdon

perfect mummy appearance, zero notes #monsterdon

What a simply astounding rubber bat to Aztec mummy transformation!

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Must be tough to make a mummy in a jungle. #Monsterdon

AHH #TIMESTAMP TO CLIP THE BAT MUMMY TRANSITION #monsterdon

MUMMIES DON'T TURN INTO BATS WHAT THE *FUCK* #Monsterdon

... mummy bat??? #monsterdon

Looks like this mummy is a vampire too

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

BAT!!!

#Monsterdon

The mummy who can lift a whole-ass stone slab couldn't possibly push a few rocks out of the way.

#monsterdon

BAT!

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

WAIT ARE THE WRESTLING WOMEN TRAINED IN ARCHAEOLOGICAL RESTORATION

I want to see some credentials here, ladies

#Monsterdon

W... was that it? Was that all the mummy we get? Please say he's following them back to their apartment.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

oh okay so the dragon guy is gonna to loot the pyramid now that they... wait I've lost track. Okay. No. dragon guy is gonna steal the necklace that the "good guy" looter stole and... uh...

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

Oops, someone didn't lock the secret passage door in their pyramid

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#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Again with the full reference citation before reading the passage - this time even with a page number, as is necessary for direct quotation!

I feel like I should collect Prof. Uncle's reading scenes to play for my students so that they can learn about referencing!

@moira Imagine 15 minutes of denouement, like the cumulative missing denouement of every movie we've watched thus far.

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Oh shit the bat lol

I hope someone makes a gif

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@Crazypedia What is this, the british government?

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WAIT is that mummy still stuck in that pyramid? Can't they at least let the mummy out?

Quick deface the pyramid, we can still rob it before the movie's over!

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

"There is something in this situation that is terrifying"

Anyone want to hazard a guess?

#Monsterdon

if this is denouement I'm gonna riot

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So when do they get the mummy into the ring? #Monsterdon

we can't be done yet can we?

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

What's that noise?! Why look around when we can just guess what it was?

#monsterdon

Lightsabres! #Monsterdon

Even the mummy looks bored

#Monsterdon

Props for trying to seal it back up.

#monsterdon

There are like 10 people squeezing through a hole

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Why didn't the Black Dragon gang attack the Scoobies on their way out of the tomb?

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

Draw me like one of your French Mummies.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

The car... the car is olley olley oxen free!

#Monsterdon

what?

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I don't what he said in spanish, but the dub was:
"He looks dead to me, Professor"
"Don't be stupid"
#monsterdon

hehahhahahhahahahaahahahhahah THAT WAS IT AHhshhfehewahahhuifaiuwhefiaweulf #monsterdon

Desecrating tombs, yay! #monsterdon

This mummy doesn’t stand a chance against the wrestling women. Just let them at him!

#Monsterdon

Sadly, I don't think we're getting a suplex. But a woman can dream... #monsterdon

I moan more than that just getting out of my chair.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Mummy does not disappoint.

#monsterdon

Not a lot of versusing going on #monsterdon

I know it's cultural differences and stuff, but I keep getting impression of Bankers or corporate execs stalking up group of tourists

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

He's even got the best dialogue in the film! Snappy, concise, and more audible than anyone else so far! #Monsterdon

but he was put into the box in aztec clothes. where are his Aztec clothes

#monsterdon

it's no dragon's domain i'll tell you that

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

If this were a better movie the passageway would be a trope for something.

#Monsterdon

no no you're supposed to throw the gun at him! #Monsterdon

Dude, this guy's more dessicated than the rat you found in your attic, and is chasing you... do you REALLY think a gun's going to slow him down?

#Monsterdon

Well now we know where all the SFX budget went.

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My cat is more interested right now than I am

#monsterdon

Mummy? Plz mummy?
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

The budget for the second half is 10x the first half.

#monsterdon

I don't think that's the right way to do archeology
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon ...not the sound i was expecting the mummy to make

With "dusty bandages" I've finally got a BINGO!

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Finally! #Monsterdon

Ruh Rho!!

#Monsterdon

FINALLY WE HAVE MUMMY #Monsterdon

The most terrible revenge possible - flute and percussion music! #monsterdon

Our leadership team building retreat did not anticipate so many stairs

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"maybe it was the wind" as we're standing dead in the middle of a giant rock #monsterdon

The rats ate the mummy!

#Monsterdon

THIS MUMMY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #monsterdon

(breaking out the Mission Accomplish banner)
#monsterdon

hahaha!

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I want my mummy

#Monsterdon

ooo! what a great mummy! i don't know that he was worth the hour and 10 minutes that preceeded him, but great mummy.
#monsterdon

Turns out the real luchador was the mummy all along. #Monsterdon

GODDAMMIT FOLEY CREW DID YOU NOT EVEN TRY

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

WOW - they get to use the slightly re-dressed set of the High Temple. Except it's now in the depths of an Aztec pyramid, of course.

and rat friends!

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hahahahahahahah those fabric ribs

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fuck i was 40 seconds off mummy arrival time:
my prediction: T-20 minutes (1:08:28)
actual arrival time: 1:09:08
mummy in frame: 1:09:50-ish
#monsterdon

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I hope those rats are credited...

#monsterdon Me IRL after siesta

THAT'S A COW MOO CAN

THE KIND YOU TURN OVER AND IT MOOS

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

MUMMY!

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

Mummy at 1h09m!

#monsterdon

@north the real mummy was the friends we made along the way. #Monsterdon

MUMMY! WE HAVE MUMMY!

#Monsterdon

Are you my mummy?
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Okay that was a good intimidating shot of them coming up over the pyramid, but you ruined it by waving your arms and going oh shit guys they saw us get back get back

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #monsterdon

We've got mummy!
#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

CUE THE DRAUGR

Are any of these women Dragonborn? SOMEBODY SHOUT AT IT F'R DIVINES SAKES

#Monsterdon

She's so dead you can see the wires holding her rib cage together.

#monsterdon

"Maybe it's just the wind"

Skyrim reference confirmed.

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that mummy ain’t gonna wrestle #Monsterdon

THE MUMMY AWAKES ALL RIGHT NOW WE'RE TALKING! :ameowbongo: #Monsterdon

awwwww! Ratties! 🐀🐀❤️

#Monsterdon

1 hour 9 minutes in, we finally see The Mummy.

#monsterdon

1:09:40

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"...looks dead to me professor!"
"What gave it away?"

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"Looks dead to me, Professor!" he says about the SKELETON THAT IS HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD

#monsterdon

"Sorry guys, mummy's running errands today, we'll have to climb back up and try again next week!" #Monsterdon

How are the rats staying alive down there?

I bet they're eating the mummy and he's regenerating.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

There's nothing there for those rats to eat darn it!

#monsterdon