Wow it looks like she's been lying there almost as long as the movie has been going on #monsterdon

You are going to ruin your nice suits scrambling up that pyramid.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Looks dead to me professor!
QUIET, I'm the educated guy!

hey! there's our boy! it's the arm of... AN AZTEC MUMMY! #monsterdon

DRAGUR

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The Aztec temple scene feels like we're in a different movie entirely.

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I’m still not sure why the wrestling women are even here, to be honest.

#Monsterdon

that rat's moving a lot to be all dead and stuff

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the mummy better be home

#monsterdon

I’m just happy not to have more plot dumped on me #monsterdon

Just gonna watch this like I watched Twin Peaks: The Return, accept that it's slow and deliberate and let it wash over me.

#monsterdon

Don't hang your flashlight there Tommy, it's going to smack you in the nutsack, you nutsack

#monsterdon

Having a story in the story automatically promotes this to literature #monsterdon

Aztec pyramids had air ducts, huh

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

An enormous airduct?? How propicious!

y'know team if you hadn't stored the mummy in the furthest warehouse on the lot we wouldn't have to wait this long to get there

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They’re finally in a pyramid. Will we finally get to see a mummy, and will the wrestling women verse it?

#Monsterdon

@wohali That would be sneaking *down* on people

#Monsterdon

They didn't even need to move a candle to rotate that wall.

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I'm guessing this is our transition to the Aztec mommy portion of the film at least

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That’s definitely what a conch shell sounds like #Monsterdon

The Black Dragon has forgotten all about his infinite Mind Control Serum.

#monsterdon

Just wait for someone to jump out and shout "SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS"

#Monsterdon

I've seen enough Star Trek cave episodes to know where this is going.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret must be that Italian director! #NotBitter #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne@mstdn.plus @Taweret@octodon.social The cost is sunk and so are my hopes

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Maybe the mummy was inside of us the whole time?

#Monsterdon

small flashlights, they should be safe

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Them in the Aztec pyramids kind of reminds me of that Roger Moore James Bond flick with Jaws, forget which one

#monsterdon

Ancient architecture exploration ACTION!
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-thump-
"OW! My toe!"

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So, the Wrestling Women always go poking around hidden Aztec passages in high heels?

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It was hollow all this time?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon ah yes the three genders, serpents, jaguars, and balls of fire

@Taweret
It's going to be worth it, I swear

#Monsterdon

A lot of 60s-lookin grout on this here ancient pyramid

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@trixter this is an elaborate mummy origin story for sure. #Monsterdon

"Obey the Master"

MASTER!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon "we came here for nothing!"

We sure did Mr. Takaiyoma. We sure did.

Jesus Christ. Archaeology in the finest tradition of Victorian Egyptologists :/ #Monsterdon

Wow, they're just going at it with pickaxes, huh? #Monsterdon

Cinematic spectacle achieved I guess

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#monsterdon Lagarto lagarto not a good sign

@CactuarJoe There's a comedy option that they're probably unwilling to do where the site is literally in Mexico city. Also it looks like there's at least one decent site only 40 km (25 miles) away...

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#Monsterdon whoa high production value (or stock footage?)

Ok ngl I am living for this Aztec sequence #monsterdon

I like that the whole scene was just a visualization of the professor narrating on the wooden tv.

#Monsterdon

meanwhile, in a local pizzaria

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"Smart, or Casual for stalking those Lady Wrestlers?"

"Smart, obviously, we're Henchmen, not savages"

#monsterdon

That is an impressive interior pyramid set though

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LuchadoraXploitation

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The most terrible revenge possible—the flute. #Monsterdon

Nice camouflage, guys. #Monsterdon

the master

woudn't

approve

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It's not the stone you want. It's the stone you need.

#monsterdon
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#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Was that a lizard running down the pyramid?

Awww somebody tagged the pyramids

#monsterdon

Wait. Was the leader of the Black Dragons watching the flashback footage?
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Def cringing over here at the pronunciation of those Nahuatl names. Some were said correctly but others.....😬

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#monsterdon This Aztec montage had to be footage from some other source. No way they made these scenes given the quality of the rest of the film.

so cute they trying to speed on the piramid steps
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Wait, Charlotte's fine now? #monsterdon

You can't sneak up on people from the top of a pyramid!!

#monsterdon

OK, I was behind you guys and now I"m ahead.

#monsterdon

Who needs Brendan Fraser when you have tall wrestling women?

#monsterdon

OK, watching the henchmen try to run down the steps in a menacing way was the best.

#monsterdon

blah blah blah, Chekov's Breastplate

#Monsterdon

meanwhile, in Connections

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That's an amazing archeological discovery. Only two or three Aztec codices survive, after all.

But the important thing is that we find the treasure.
#Monsterdon

Hey we're up here!

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@Zerofactorial

You just made my night.

#monsterdon

Exterior! Whew, I was getting tired of the stuffy hotel rooms.

#Monsterdon

"...I think our next move is quite obvious."
"Really? I still have no idea what's going on."

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GIMME THE GOD DAMN MUMMY #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

*elaborate story of Aztec folklore*

"Well, uncle, the important thing is for us to go get that Treasure".

*definitely gonna get cursed*

"hold the mayo" #wrongmovieS #Monsterdon

my call for mummy arrival was with 20 minutes remaining in the movie, so that's 1:08 or in about 5 minutes. just marking it bc we're almost there #Monsterdon

If I were Mexican and a furry, I would deffo have a Jaguar fursona. #Monsterdon

Oh I see where the budget went #monsterdon

#Monsterdon that one dude didn't really fight back that hard, being placed into that coffin.

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Aztec mummy 🤝 muscle mommies

Told you there was going to be a story before the recipe

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"And I hope that we certainly never have reason to be sorry we did it."

Did what? Watch this movie? TOO LATE ALREADY REGRETTING

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#Monsterdon That's right lady Judo henchmen, beat the crap out of those shifty cops! 👍
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These ain't no Aztec death whistles

#monsterdon

"...a mournful durge on the shell...."

#FuneralGoals
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@paco Every college project ever. #Monsterdon

Oh boy oh boy, Story Time with the professor

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#Monsterdon you and me both fujimaya

*EDIT i looked it up and the bad guy's name was fujiyata. i still think it's hilarious that he turns around from his little spy tv and says "thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard. we're going after them anyways"

"While the priest played a mournful dirge on the shell-"

*honk honk* #Monsterdon

"I've never heard anyone talk such utter nonsense. Other than myself."

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"he who profanes the tomb of the aztecs" must watch this movie. ouch.
#monsterdon

Ambush, judo ladies!! Ambush!

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wow theyre really padding out the runtime with Professor Tio reading books at us

#monsterdon

I don't think those two know how to play chess

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So now we're going to have to watch "American" wrestlers, "oriental" judo experts, and an Aztec mummy princess fight it out, aren't we?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon ngl the sacrificial stone looks kinda comfy

🙌🙌🙌🙌 #monsterdon

Very similar to the Mummy here. Touched a woman you weren't supposed to and punished severely.

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@billyjoebowers @amyfou personally: noooooooooooooooooo

#Monsterdon