I like that the whole scene was just a visualization of the professor narrating on the wooden tv.

#Monsterdon

Ok ngl I am living for this Aztec sequence #monsterdon

meanwhile, in a local pizzaria

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"Smart, or Casual for stalking those Lady Wrestlers?"

"Smart, obviously, we're Henchmen, not savages"

#monsterdon

That is an impressive interior pyramid set though

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LuchadoraXploitation

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The most terrible revenge possible—the flute. #Monsterdon

Nice camouflage, guys. #Monsterdon

the master

woudn't

approve

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It's not the stone you want. It's the stone you need.

#monsterdon
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#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Was that a lizard running down the pyramid?

Awww somebody tagged the pyramids

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Wait. Was the leader of the Black Dragons watching the flashback footage?
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Def cringing over here at the pronunciation of those Nahuatl names. Some were said correctly but others.....😬

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#monsterdon This Aztec montage had to be footage from some other source. No way they made these scenes given the quality of the rest of the film.

so cute they trying to speed on the piramid steps
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Wait, Charlotte's fine now? #monsterdon

You can't sneak up on people from the top of a pyramid!!

#monsterdon

OK, I was behind you guys and now I"m ahead.

#monsterdon

Who needs Brendan Fraser when you have tall wrestling women?

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OK, watching the henchmen try to run down the steps in a menacing way was the best.

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blah blah blah, Chekov's Breastplate

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meanwhile, in Connections

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That's an amazing archeological discovery. Only two or three Aztec codices survive, after all.

But the important thing is that we find the treasure.
#Monsterdon

Hey we're up here!

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@Zerofactorial

You just made my night.

#monsterdon

Exterior! Whew, I was getting tired of the stuffy hotel rooms.

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"...I think our next move is quite obvious."
"Really? I still have no idea what's going on."

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GIMME THE GOD DAMN MUMMY #monsterdon

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*elaborate story of Aztec folklore*

"Well, uncle, the important thing is for us to go get that Treasure".

*definitely gonna get cursed*

"hold the mayo" #wrongmovieS #Monsterdon

my call for mummy arrival was with 20 minutes remaining in the movie, so that's 1:08 or in about 5 minutes. just marking it bc we're almost there #Monsterdon

If I were Mexican and a furry, I would deffo have a Jaguar fursona. #Monsterdon

Oh I see where the budget went #monsterdon

#Monsterdon that one dude didn't really fight back that hard, being placed into that coffin.

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Aztec mummy 🤝 muscle mommies

Told you there was going to be a story before the recipe

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"And I hope that we certainly never have reason to be sorry we did it."

Did what? Watch this movie? TOO LATE ALREADY REGRETTING

#Monsterdon

Wait isn't this just the story of Imhotep in all basic Mummy movies? Heh.
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#Monsterdon That's right lady Judo henchmen, beat the crap out of those shifty cops! 👍
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These ain't no Aztec death whistles

#monsterdon

"...a mournful durge on the shell...."

#FuneralGoals
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@paco Every college project ever. #Monsterdon

Oh boy oh boy, Story Time with the professor

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#Monsterdon you and me both fujimaya

*EDIT i looked it up and the bad guy's name was fujiyata. i still think it's hilarious that he turns around from his little spy tv and says "thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard. we're going after them anyways"

"While the priest played a mournful dirge on the shell-"

*honk honk* #Monsterdon

"I've never heard anyone talk such utter nonsense. Other than myself."

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"he who profanes the tomb of the aztecs" must watch this movie. ouch.
#monsterdon

no no no the scream comes BEFORE the stab

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This super hero back story is really unrolling slowly.

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Ambush, judo ladies!! Ambush!

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wow theyre really padding out the runtime with Professor Tio reading books at us

#monsterdon

I don't think those two know how to play chess

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So now we're going to have to watch "American" wrestlers, "oriental" judo experts, and an Aztec mummy princess fight it out, aren't we?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon ngl the sacrificial stone looks kinda comfy

🙌🙌🙌🙌 #monsterdon

Very similar to the Mummy here. Touched a woman you weren't supposed to and punished severely.

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@billyjoebowers @amyfou personally: noooooooooooooooooo

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Yeah I mean it's been years but I'm still dealing with the time I stole a virgin from the sacred temple WAS NOT WORTH IT DO NOT RECOMMEND

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Thankful one of my friends actually introduced me to wrestling in a way that I could pick up what she enjoyed about it. This film would likely be several times more dull without that. As such, it's instead a neat combination.

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Y'know, this flashback is a lot more interesting -- and coherent -- than our actual movie. #Monsterdon

Run, judo ladies! Run!

#monsterdon
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#monsterdon ...leaving himself open to the most terrible revenge possible- the tinwhistle.

All right yes we're just going to Time Lapse for 6 months before we translate this

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hey, the pipe guy just looked at the camera! 😆
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Ah yes, the gods punished him by making him immortal. That has certainly never failed before.

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I'm glad we had the boyfriends smiling and clapping, because I couldn't tell who was winning in that match.

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@Configures
Why would it be?

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In a virgin sacrificing society, it's best to get your freak on, ladies. That's just sensible. #Monsterdon

where they would be mummified alive and eaten by scarabs-- oh, sorry. #WrongMovie #monsterdon

#Monsterdon That lady wrestling/judo match was saucy!
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#monsterdon The most terrible revenge possible: recorder music!

MOAR CAPES

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Aztec's got dad bod. #Monsterdon

damn how much did they write on that one page of codex? #monsterdon

Too much abdominal hair!

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Wow this Aztec flashback is impressive and obviously the priority budget-wise on this #Monsterdon

nice interior pyramid set actually

#monsterdon

Those guards must feel pretty foolish that they lost the sacred maiden who was standing two feet away huh

#Monsterdon

I never liked inline citations tbh

#monsterdon

Wow, that guy's belly.

#monsterdon

Hello cartoon pig. Hello spy camera, again. Hello 45 Brandy and not Colt 45?
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Well, here's where this production spent their money ...

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Are your sister's really are doing it all for you carrying the team again.

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Continue, uncle, continue.

#Monsterdon

@JoeWynne Turned out the first 55 minutes were filler -- fun filler, fun wrestling and costumes, but not really necessary to the plot. #Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

Woah - suddenly we lose the boring interiors and it's a cast of thousands Aztec scene worthy of Cecil B. Demille

#Monsterdon

toot! #monsterdon

hello, sir. #monsterdon

MFer just reading out citations like he's Wikipedia

#monsterdon

How many times does the Loreta/Rubi team have to be proclaimed the winner before they actually win? #monsterdon

I suspect this is stock footage. #monsterdon

this production team whips at crowd scenes #monsterdon

Lost to wrestlers but can still kick your ass

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Fancy Aztec Dancing too!

Oh wow, they put real effort into this flashback sequence #monsterdon

#monsterdon "if you try anything I'll use this whistle here" - another one for the ages

@Taweret What is this, a history channel special?

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