@Taweret "hey mummy my plot's empty come over"

#Monsterdon

Woah. Aztec scene! #Monsterdon

Wow, boring Zoom here. He's just reading the wikipedia page....

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Extra props to Uncle Doctor for giving the complete reference citation for the Aztec Dictionary he's using to translate each word

Oh no more fighting #monsterdon

🚨 Mummy soon

#Monsterdon

Wait. Are they flirting with chess? You are annoying, but good luck little comic relief.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

Are we getting a shapeshifter mummy? #monsterdon

Science guy sciences, while every other character sits around playing games. For days.
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Suddenly we see where the budget went!

lol page 273 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Wait... THAT Francisco J Santamaria????? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_J._Santamar%C3%ADa

Just think, only 1 more hour! #Monsterdon

"Aaaaaand take back one kadam to honor the Aztec god whose Ark this is..."

- This professor, probably

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon no way in hell that book has 273 pages

If we can believe the posters, this mummy is gonna be worth the wait.
#monsterdon

@Taweret He's wearing shades and driving a Porsche along the rim of Niagra Falls. He's *so cool.* #Monsterdon

4 ads yay.

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

mm, minor points for what appears to be proper pronunciation of native south american words. #monsterdon

Alright... I wasn't planning on continuing the search but your half-enthusiastic plea convinced me. Oh and there's a mummy and some "Orientals" abound.

#Monsterdon

"Here's your king!" Did you mean "checkmate?" #monsterdon

This was a solid long ass wrestling sequence, I almost gave up.
No mummy whatsoever, I am extremely frustrated #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Chess? Pinochle? For this many minutes?

Charlotte, a tall babe in heels who wrestles AND plays chess - that is one healthy stereotype

#Monsterdon

just smoking while I work on my ancient codex don’t mind me #monsterdon

We have to play Chess rather quietly! Not like that NOISY chess.

#monsterdon

@ramsey *pounding the table*

MUM-MY! MUM-MY! MUM-MY!

#monsterdon

@MindTGap That’s exactly what these fight sound effects make me think of!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm shipping the chess players

always a bold move to have a whole sequence of "quietly waiting for anything to happen while one guy reads things" #monsterdon

"Come on. My sisters will take care of those idiots."
That sounds like the plot of a much better movie.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

@fabio in the clip @Taweret posted yesterday, there was a mummy #monsterdon

They're awfully trusting of Charlotte considering they already got double-crossed once

#monsterdon

Wait, Loretta changed but Ruby is wearing the same outfit.

#monsterdon

@Taweret #monsterdon

Lol, the clock! Gotta pad run time!

#monsterdon

At times it is convenient to let your enemies work out their own ideas.

#Monsterdon

@wohali That's not what he's looking at, maybe. #Monsterdon

You know I think this scene of everyone just chillin' and playing chess and cards and reading could've been left on the cutting room floor #Monsterdon

@trixter
Batman stencil effect "BAM!"
#Monsterdon
#TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

yonda lies th' clock uf my grandfaddah

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

Chess Jazz!

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

That is one heck of a chess set.

#monsterdon

boobs + chess

#monsterdon

What's her finisher for chess? #monsterdon

Meanwhile the other two are playing Old Maid...

#monsterdon

everybody chill we're getting set up perfectly for arriving at the mummy in 10 minutes, doing all the mummy exposition in 5 minutes, which leaves 15 minutes for mummy wrestling #monsterdon

Those are some cool ass chess piece though.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon they're just gonna...sit and wait? for him to translate the whole damn thing??

@springdiesel oh dear its true

#monsterdon

The real mummy was those two men getting the shit beaten out of them.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

After all of that, he's not going to decode the codex???

#Monsterdon unconsciously I keep expecting the three stooges to appear

That's right, my dead father's reputation is FAR more important than any risk of REANIMATING THE DEAD #Monsterdon

I think that as much as I like the wrestling, there is too much of it for the movie's own good #monsterdon

Use the codex! Open the pyramid or whatever terrible mistake you're going to do!! Get cursed, don't just play chess!!!

#Monsterdon

I’m very close to giving up on this #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

I am again super confused by all of the things in this movie.

I love that this guy isn't at all embarrassed to tell his pro wrestling girlfriend that two tiny guys got the jump on him

#Monsterdon

Narrator: It did. It went on for ever.

#Monsterdon

I'm learning all kinds of Forgotten and cursed wrestling moves that we haven't seen the light of day in decades

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Is Charlotte still under the control of the Black Dragon

#monsterdon

The Black Dragon can still get the codex if Mike Pence has the courage to act #monsterdon

Nice excuse as for why a couple tiny women just whipped your assessment. 😆

#monsterdon

In our deal I said nothing about you getting away scot-free.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon did that judo lady kick the ref?!

Piledriver implied then denied.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

If we had The Giant Claw versus The Aztec Mummy what would we put in the first 75 minutes of the film? #monsterdon

Will this fight ever end? i am so bored. #monsterdon

@Copperplate yup me too

#Monsterdon

...On the other hand, watching these women *beat the shit* out of the blandest men on the planet is... Surprisingly therapeutic :D #Monsterdon

ref says the sisters got the balls first and play on! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon hmmmm.... this all looks like wrestling to me

uh oh they're forcing a massage on the cops

#monsterdon

I want to live in a world where you can just judo chop your way out of the cops #monsterdon

And they are…. wrestling. Still. #Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🛕 TRIVIA MUMMY 🛕

There is another shorter cut of this movie for the U.S. that is extremely bad called
"Rock 'N Roll Wrestling Women vs. the Aztec Mummy"
because there were not enough words in the original title.

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

The Wrestling Women have Won The Match! Movie over! We all can go on about our business now...

#monsterdon Aww yeah, a good old-fashioned couch-beating.

Hai! Hai! Hey! Hey! #Monsterdon

"Don't make me blow my whistle, Mister."

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

Se le está corriendo el rímel del bigote a Fumanchu #monsterdon

yeah ladies, kick those guys' asses. ACAB. #monsterdon

"...if you cause any trouble I'll ....... whistle!"

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

This fight is more enjoyable if you imagine the wrestlers as kaiju #monsterdon

Buuut first a strip show. #Monsterdon

ok so hang on gang leader's plan was to just leave after the wrestling match? you're already doing crime just keep trying to steal the codex #monsterdon

Cops are cheating bastards

#monsterdon

@Taweret True, it cannot be said there wasnt wrestling in wrestling women vs the aztec mummy

#monsterdon

The post fight fashion is amazing.

#monsterdon

Did it suddenly get louder for anybody else? #monsterdon

are they... sneaking around? on geta??? #monsterdon

#monsterdon The guy's moustache is doing a Giuliani

This thing is only a little over half over? I feel like I've been watching this fight forever.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay, where's the codex, idiots?

I’m beginning to think the second part of this movie title was just “stream bait”…

#Monsterdon

Flappy arms dance slam wins!
#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

hahahhahahaha the fucking knockout by jangling someone around on your back for a second is the best win of all time, she really earned it #monsterdon

So we got 37 minutes left, enough time for the Mummy to really show their stuff...
#monsterdon

Now the judo lady is doing that Australian break dance!!! 🦘

#Monsterdon