That's not judo #monsterdon

I honestly have no idea what’s going on. They’re just wrastlin’ now.

#Monsterdon

Rock climbing, guys. Rock climbing. #Monsterdon

Bored? Here's a picture of a cat sleeping in a phone booth.

#monsterdon

okay, that's plenty of wrestling. it was fun for a couple minutes

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

There she goes with the old Judo kreepy kreepy krabby moves!

@apLundell three hour spoken word jazz poetry slam?

#Monsterdon

Dragon dude looks concerned about his sisters' performance someone get this man a Comfort Orb to ponder over #Monsterdon

@apLundell At least it's not Rowdy Roddy Piper beating up on Keith David for frankly way too long a la They Live.

#monsterdon

@berniethewordsmith so is everyone watching this movie. #monsterdon

Joel... Joel I think I'm giving in to DEEP HURTING D8 #Monsterdon

Every time someone says Mayo I think Hellman's #monsterdon

Holy molé ( like as in that tasty sauce) this scene goes on for Evah!
#Monsterdon

@wohali It is super-dull.

#Monsterdon

Somebody get an Aztec Mummy. #monsterdon

this is longer than 3 minutes #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm beginning to feel this isn't an accurate representation of juddo.

@Louisa Legit

#Monsterdon

Wrestling scene!
*goes for coffee*
*rakes some autumn leaves*
*Feeds the cat*

Wrestling scene continues!

#Monsterdon

on the other hand you can see how really big size mismatches can be a disadvantage where the shorter woman can just scramble out of all the holds. it's one of the reasons why wrestling without punching is an interesting sport #monsterdon

The monster better show up soon

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Give her the chair!

This is the movie's drum solo. #Monsterdon

When a movie has an 'act', the act always goes on too long.

Could be worse, could be a lounge singer.

#Monsterdon

Folks, sorry to say but wrestling is very boring #monsterdon

Chant people
Mummy Mummy Mummy Mummy Mummy

#Monsterdon

@wohali@octodon.social It's dragging.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

@berniethewordsmith

On style points the judo ladies are getting murdered. Did they even get their hair done before the match?

#monsterdon

Somebody get a steel chair already, is that for the finale?

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Somebody get a chair.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Oooh at last a proper body slam

#Monsterdon

Is this just a wrastlin’ movie now?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

OH NO not the bouncy off the ropes / momentum reversal / double-teaming trickeroo!!

#Monsterdon have we been tricked into watching a documentary about the birth of MMA?

Ugh, man, they're making the wrestler with two backs D: #Monsterdon

They are beating the referee?
#monsterdon

@Taweret The name Prince Fujiyata would also be Japanese #monsterdon

does anyone know some women wrestlers willing to just throw a little guy around? asking for a friend #Monsterdon

@rberlim "chair-ish is the word I use... and I doooo 🎶 " #Monsterdon

ooh she kicked the ref below the belt

#monsterdon

@JoeWynne I know, right? I've been giggling non-stop for a while now.

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

No blading? No foreign objects? No breaking the announcer's table? What kind of wrestling match is this?
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

so i guess if anybody has to go get dinner or, ya know, clean their basement, this would be a great opportunity. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

What do you think am I foolish or ... pessimistic?

#monsterdon The ref is so casual about getting booted in the gut. What a pro.

@Princejvstin

Nah you and I are probably in sync, since I'm behind now too.

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Oh, yeah!

#Monsterdon

my interest is flagging folks.... bleh.

#monsterdon

Oof, they couldn't even get enough actors excited about this fight, they had to use stock footage of people cheering for a fight

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

¿y cuándo es que aparece la puta momia?

#Monsterdon #LuchadorasVMomiaAzteca

...On the other hand it's an extended period with no dialogue, so that's a relief. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Like I'm sorry but the judo folks don't stand s chance here

Turn your opponent upside down until they tap, even more classic wrestling move #monsterdon

and they say modern movies are overly violent

#Monsterdon

the tall woman is a weapon she is just dominant #monsterdon

I have never laughed so hard at #monsterdon

Okay so we have the woman wrestlers, and the Judo fighters, but I guess regardless of the outcome of this fight we're going to have an Aztec mummy to beat up to?

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

How do they keep those nails tho

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

OH NO THE JUDO CHICKS WON

(oh, ok, I guess this is the best two out of three?)

"Lights out meatball!" #wrongMovie ... is it? #Monsterdon

"...Yo Adrian, I did it!"

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

"Fujiyata y las dos hermanas" suena bien banda rock latino de los 90s. el opening act de Maldita Vencidad, LOL

#Monsterdon #LuchadorasVMomiaAzteca

can’t wait to talk at the water cooler about all the sportsing i watched this weekend #Monsterdon

Whomever Kate Capshaw played.

#monsterdon

at some point, a mummy crashes this match, right? #monsterdon

Time to read a book while this goes on #monsterdon

#monsterdon And the mysteries of the East proven to be superior once more! Not sure why they bothered to cheat, it wasn't necessary.

The mummy sure is taking a long time to show up.

#monsterdon

Y'know, I'm beginning to think this is about more than Aztec codexes, guys. #Monsterdon

This is how Indy met whatever-her-name-is the first time. Claire? I have a bad memory.

#monsterdon

The kayfabe is strong with this one.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon First the needle then the mat. This movie is torture

@Taweret Despite his clothing, he said his name was Fujiata #Monsterdon

We are about 50% through the film, but so far we have only seen 50% of the title. It has definitely delivered on the Wrestling Women thing. But wasn't there a Mummy meant to be in here somewhere? #monsterdon

They spared no expense on the fighting choreography I am pleased #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Ruby has some great moves tho

Do the Black Dragon's minions know they're supposed to do dramatic fake-fighting and not real judo? Ah yes, luckily they seem to be aware

#Monsterdon

They fight with pointy bra?fancy...
#monsterdon

that mat is gross

#monsterdon

Judging from the post office scene it's "Chela" played by María Eugenia San Martín #monsterdon

The bras are so pointy I feel like that should count as a weapon

BOOBINYEREYE

#Monsterdon

I assume that move is called the rolly polly. #Monsterdon

I would have expected the mummy tobhave shown up by now.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

Speaking to the man next to me in the wrestling audience

"Is this Sport or Kink? Am I allowed to bang one out or not?"

#monsterdon

I'm starting to think that maybe this wasn't about the codex at all.

#Monsterdon

Two weeks? You’re already at the wrestling place! #monsterdon

The bad guy is SO SHINY.

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

AND THE PEOPLE WANT A MUMMY

(but in lieu of mummy we will accept more women kicking goons' asses)

#Monsterdon

OK what'd I miss?

#Monsterdon

I'll use the same weapon that he employees, a plan! I too am capable of probably stringing two thoughts together

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

I'm disappointed we didn't get a training montage from that two week break in the timeline

Thanks to the commercials on Tubi, I am way behind #monsterdon

@otheorange_tag That movie is never wrong 😀 (in fact I'm a little tempted to watch it later)

#Monsterdon

No fear, he has a cunning plan....

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Tear her heart out!!!"

So many Doctor Who references tonight. I'm proud of y'all.

#monsterdon

bonk bonk onna head! #Monsterdon

What the mummy doin`?
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy