Nice excuse as for why a couple tiny women just whipped your assessment. 😆

#monsterdon

In our deal I said nothing about you getting away scot-free.

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#monsterdon did that judo lady kick the ref?!

Piledriver implied then denied.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

If we had The Giant Claw versus The Aztec Mummy what would we put in the first 75 minutes of the film? #monsterdon

Will this fight ever end? i am so bored. #monsterdon

@Copperplate yup me too

#Monsterdon

...On the other hand, watching these women *beat the shit* out of the blandest men on the planet is... Surprisingly therapeutic :D #Monsterdon

ref says the sisters got the balls first and play on! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon hmmmm.... this all looks like wrestling to me

uh oh they're forcing a massage on the cops

#monsterdon

I want to live in a world where you can just judo chop your way out of the cops #monsterdon

And they are…. wrestling. Still. #Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🛕 TRIVIA MUMMY 🛕

There is another shorter cut of this movie for the U.S. that is extremely bad called
"Rock 'N Roll Wrestling Women vs. the Aztec Mummy"
because there were not enough words in the original title.

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The Wrestling Women have Won The Match! Movie over! We all can go on about our business now...

#monsterdon Aww yeah, a good old-fashioned couch-beating.

Hai! Hai! Hey! Hey! #Monsterdon

"Don't make me blow my whistle, Mister."

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

Se le está corriendo el rímel del bigote a Fumanchu #monsterdon

yeah ladies, kick those guys' asses. ACAB. #monsterdon

"...if you cause any trouble I'll ....... whistle!"

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

This fight is more enjoyable if you imagine the wrestlers as kaiju #monsterdon

Buuut first a strip show. #Monsterdon

ok so hang on gang leader's plan was to just leave after the wrestling match? you're already doing crime just keep trying to steal the codex #monsterdon

Cops are cheating bastards

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The post fight fashion is amazing.

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are they... sneaking around? on geta??? #monsterdon

#monsterdon The guy's moustache is doing a Giuliani

This thing is only a little over half over? I feel like I've been watching this fight forever.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay, where's the codex, idiots?

I’m beginning to think the second part of this movie title was just “stream bait”…

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Flappy arms dance slam wins!
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#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

hahahhahahaha the fucking knockout by jangling someone around on your back for a second is the best win of all time, she really earned it #monsterdon

So we got 37 minutes left, enough time for the Mummy to really show their stuff...
#monsterdon

Now the judo lady is doing that Australian break dance!!! 🦘

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That's not judo #monsterdon

I honestly have no idea what’s going on. They’re just wrastlin’ now.

#Monsterdon

Rock climbing, guys. Rock climbing. #Monsterdon

Bored? Here's a picture of a cat sleeping in a phone booth.

#monsterdon

okay, that's plenty of wrestling. it was fun for a couple minutes

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

There she goes with the old Judo kreepy kreepy krabby moves!

@apLundell three hour spoken word jazz poetry slam?

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Dragon dude looks concerned about his sisters' performance someone get this man a Comfort Orb to ponder over #Monsterdon

@apLundell At least it's not Rowdy Roddy Piper beating up on Keith David for frankly way too long a la They Live.

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@berniethewordsmith so is everyone watching this movie. #monsterdon

Joel... Joel I think I'm giving in to DEEP HURTING D8 #Monsterdon

Every time someone says Mayo I think Hellman's #monsterdon

Holy molé ( like as in that tasty sauce) this scene goes on for Evah!
#Monsterdon

@wohali It is super-dull.

#Monsterdon

Somebody get an Aztec Mummy. #monsterdon

this is longer than 3 minutes #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm beginning to feel this isn't an accurate representation of juddo.

@Louisa Legit

#Monsterdon

on the other hand you can see how really big size mismatches can be a disadvantage where the shorter woman can just scramble out of all the holds. it's one of the reasons why wrestling without punching is an interesting sport #monsterdon

#monsterdon Give her the chair!

This is the movie's drum solo. #Monsterdon

When a movie has an 'act', the act always goes on too long.

Could be worse, could be a lounge singer.

#Monsterdon

Chant people
Mummy Mummy Mummy Mummy Mummy

#Monsterdon

Folks, sorry to say but wrestling is very boring #monsterdon

@wohali@octodon.social It's dragging.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

@berniethewordsmith

On style points the judo ladies are getting murdered. Did they even get their hair done before the match?

#monsterdon

Somebody get a steel chair already, is that for the finale?

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Somebody get a chair.

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Oooh at last a proper body slam

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Is this just a wrastlin’ movie now?

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OH NO not the bouncy off the ropes / momentum reversal / double-teaming trickeroo!!

#Monsterdon have we been tricked into watching a documentary about the birth of MMA?

Ugh, man, they're making the wrestler with two backs D: #Monsterdon

They are beating the referee?
#monsterdon

@Taweret The name Prince Fujiyata would also be Japanese #monsterdon

does anyone know some women wrestlers willing to just throw a little guy around? asking for a friend #Monsterdon

@rberlim "chair-ish is the word I use... and I doooo 🎶 " #Monsterdon

ooh she kicked the ref below the belt

#monsterdon

@JoeWynne I know, right? I've been giggling non-stop for a while now.

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

No blading? No foreign objects? No breaking the announcer's table? What kind of wrestling match is this?
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

so i guess if anybody has to go get dinner or, ya know, clean their basement, this would be a great opportunity. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

What do you think am I foolish or ... pessimistic?

#monsterdon The ref is so casual about getting booted in the gut. What a pro.

@Princejvstin

Nah you and I are probably in sync, since I'm behind now too.

#monsterdon
#WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

Oh, yeah!

#Monsterdon

my interest is flagging folks.... bleh.

#monsterdon

Oof, they couldn't even get enough actors excited about this fight, they had to use stock footage of people cheering for a fight

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...On the other hand it's an extended period with no dialogue, so that's a relief. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Like I'm sorry but the judo folks don't stand s chance here

Turn your opponent upside down until they tap, even more classic wrestling move #monsterdon

and they say modern movies are overly violent

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the tall woman is a weapon she is just dominant #monsterdon

I have never laughed so hard at #monsterdon

Okay so we have the woman wrestlers, and the Judo fighters, but I guess regardless of the outcome of this fight we're going to have an Aztec mummy to beat up to?

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

How do they keep those nails tho

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#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

OH NO THE JUDO CHICKS WON

(oh, ok, I guess this is the best two out of three?)

"Lights out meatball!" #wrongMovie ... is it? #Monsterdon

"...Yo Adrian, I did it!"

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

can’t wait to talk at the water cooler about all the sportsing i watched this weekend #Monsterdon

Whomever Kate Capshaw played.

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at some point, a mummy crashes this match, right? #monsterdon

Time to read a book while this goes on #monsterdon

#monsterdon And the mysteries of the East proven to be superior once more! Not sure why they bothered to cheat, it wasn't necessary.

The mummy sure is taking a long time to show up.

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Y'know, I'm beginning to think this is about more than Aztec codexes, guys. #Monsterdon