Chasing your opponent while doing airplane arms, classic judo move #monsterdon

#Monsterdon awww judo girl 1 was smiling while she got her arms waved around...

Well, I guess if he swears to a god I hadn't heard of 5 minutes ago...
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Me at work this year: "They are going to use every possible trick on you."

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#monsterdon Anyone curious why the ring's floor is so...stained?

see, they're having fun! --dad #Monsterdon

@floatybirb

Now that's what I'm talking about! 👍

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You have to wonder, how long did they just suspend the search for the codex to plan for this fight

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I think we're about to watch the birth of MMA ring fights

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I don't know that a double nelson is gonna stand up to a judo multiple weird karate chop to the noggin but good luck, women!

(there's no way they'll have real Judo in this movie, I'm def. expecting Karate)

@Taweret capes really seem like a risky fashion choice for MMA #monsterdon

Ooh. A DOUBLE Nelson. I don't know what the heck that is but I'm checking my Nelson square. ✅ 😂 #Monsterdon

I love how they called it the match of the weaker sex. These women have been kicking dude ass all this time. Fuck you and your patriarchy.

#monsterdon #aztecsomethingsomethingwrestling

gi are also Japanese, right?

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I'd wear that cape unironically to bed. 😏

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Mao = Mayo is SLAYING me.

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BOOOOOOOO #monsterdon

Sweep the leg!

#Monsterdon #TheWrestlingWomenVsTheAztecMummy

No capes!

#ednamode #monsterdon

#monsterdon anyone watching in Spanish? Were they pronouncing the one guy's name like "Mayo" in the original?

#Monsterdon my money is on Loretta!!!

"We'll say good night now. . . Good night."
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

OK so the tall long haired Luchadora is 5'10". Looked her up.

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He was threatening to light his lighter. Just shoot him! #monsterdon

Everyone's talking about the wrestling capes but the boots are pretty sick too

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man if this thing had half as much mummy as it had racism we'd be SWIMMING in cloth wrappings by now!

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Those capes tho

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#Monsterdon love these girls. if things get bad we'll just beat the shit out of them. amazing.

Is this a crossover between the Aztec Mummy series and the Wrestling Women series?
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ok perfect. we are at the halfway point, another 10 minute long wrestling scene and we have the second half of the movie to get into some mummy shit. perfectly paced #monsterdon

@trixter

Yeeeessss.

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Despite the fact the wrestling women have no real relevance to the plot (so far), there hasn’t been any romantic connection at all.

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Why is the main conflict in a luchadore movie settled by a wrestling match? Why would yo-- oh wait right. LUCHA!!!
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

no capes! #wrongMovie #Monsterdon

At least in a Gi you can breathe. #Monsterdon

So the judo ladies are the Aztec Mummy?

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Her hair is so big... 🥰

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Augh, someone forgot to clean the wrestling ring. C'mon people.

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Uncle? And not Auntie?

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@Lazarou I mean, it doesn't, BUT IT SHOULD

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capes! capes! capes! capes!

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@Louisa Great point...that's the genius of this movie...
Nobody expects the Aztec Mummy!!

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"...there's no judo defense against a folding chair!"

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#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

It's a good thing that Black Dragon is an honorable villain who can be counted on to keep his word

What an amazingly convoluted way to justify having a public match between the Judo Ladies and the Wrestling Women. In two weeks, because we wanted to end this now.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

"we have our secret weapons, like pressure holds, and we can punch them too if we need to" this DIALOGUE #monsterdon

"we'll settle our differences,....with a Lady Wrestling match!"

Happens so often.

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#monsterdon every time I come across racism toward Asian folks in movies now I think of Charles Yu's Interior Chinatown, really amazing book and very much worth the read.

Karate chop attack! Door opening attack! General roughhouse attack!

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So, Mr evil and the wrestling women are going to settle this in a wrestling match? And everyone agreed to it?

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not one thing that was just said in that reading of the poster is ok to say #monsterdon

I like how they almost forgot about Charlotte. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

TWO WEEKS?

I was in the middle of a project and really didn't plan on watching this. But the awesomeness is too much.

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It would be real handy to have some elaborate fake oaths on hand that you could pull out when you want to convince someone you're definitely not lying at all

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#monsterdon so uh the racism in this sucks

plus you need a little flex time because you never know when there's gonna be another blues brothers orphanage fundraiser in that place

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Mappage! #monsterdon

"Each one will use their own style" and thus the UFC was born, although the white guy playing some Asian stereotype is somehow less hateful than Dana White

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"I'm sure you'll agree that this little game is not helping us"

Um, OK.

Also, there are four pieces of the codex now?

Happy to look forward to this Wrestling Women vs. Judo Chicks cage match tho

#Monsterdon my weird judo sisters against your hot lady wrestlers let's do thisssss

Oh the ladies are having fun beating the shit out of the stunt men.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

@plaidtron3000 An excellent reason to drink regularly. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ... We'll settle this with fight.

... Weren't we just doing that?

Okay, let's get our lawyers in and figure out a fight contract...
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two weeks

well that makes sense he's gotta have time for promotion and early sales tickets

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bro just swore on his ancient Chinese stereotype #monsterdon

If I didn't know the title of this movie, I would already have forgotten the murdered archaeologists and would never in a million years predict a mummy will show up at some point

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#monsterdon ........This villain is really accommodating.

That's a dope Samurai calendar in the Evil Lair there

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The tall lady's the only one throwing believable punches.

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After the way women in movies from this era are usually written, watching these women just punch the shit out of some guys is pretty amazing.

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This wrestling match will make herstory! (sorry, I'm trying to delete it)
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@ramsey we had an early pass in the after-wrestling chat, but despite the prominence of the Wrestling Women they are not really driving the plot #monsterdon

"...we will settle this with a dance off!"

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Where is the mummy??? Justice for the mummy! #monsterdon

Umm...shot him. #monsterdon

Now 7 ads.

I never have figured out a way to get Internet Archive on Roku.

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@msh I think it's just the journ... err the struggle? #Monsterdon

"Against the 3 I have now"

Wait, are there 3 or 4 pieces? SO confused

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#Monsterdon anybody get inspector gadget "dr claw" vibes from the black dragon?

#Monsterdon How many damn cameras does this Black Dragon have hidden in this apartment? The angles this villain is getting...
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Maybe like don't plan your next step in a place that has lead to all your other codex pieces to be stolen?
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

Wait. The codex... is in an envelope? Does anybody here know what a codex is?

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If he's smart at all, he switched out the contents of the envelope...

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@Taweret "Of course" they were planning on turning it over to the proper authorities.

There's nothing stopping them. They could have dropped it off at a museum and made it someone else's problem at any point.
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#Monsterdon fuck em up ladies.

so he's tailed on this mission by two Romulan agents?

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What the fuck is going on?
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i really need to get into the gym with the homies i don't think we could erupt into an all-against-all brawl like this #Monsterdon

Hi-keeba! #monsterdon

Have you all checked your bourbon shelves for hidden mafia cams? #Monsterdon

How is this film faring in the Bechdel test?

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First gun pull of the movie

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@Taweret Yeah what about the pendulum? #Monsterdon

Wrestling woman is good at the smack down, though.

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#WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

How does no one notice a giant lens sitting on their bookshelves?

#monsterdon #aztecsomethingsomethingwrestling

A key and a get well soon card. Wow news travels fast

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#monsterdon I am not certain but I don't think you can identify cyanide by briefly sniffing a scrap of powder.