#Monsterdon i can't wait for them to fight the mummy

who're they gonna tag-team on his side

Real satisfying lady punches, 'take that Patriarchy!'

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In fairness she *did* put her hands up #monsterdon

I hope SOMEONE gets this Codex together so we can move this story forward :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon

Damn that's a nice mic #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

"From the post office to the apartment there's a straight line, as you can see!"

^^ um, any two points can be connected with a straight line, dude. These Wrestling Women don't need your geometry lesson!

aaand, there's what we've all been waiting for! #Monsterdon

The codices have to be hidden in specific locations, following a geographic pattern, apparently

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hey, some guys puching bad guys for a change. #monsterdon

"Mayo"
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Seriously though I want to see what this Black Dragon's outfit looked like in color.

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"KARATE CHOP!"

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I am so confused by this plot #monsterdon

@blogdiva Todas las artes marciales de oriente no te pueden salvar de una hostia azteca bien dada #monsterdon

#monsterdon I love how he told Mao to 'try.' Very confident boss.

i think this black dragon guy trained as a telephone operator in his youth. #monsterdon

Ah, the arena! Where Samson is fighting tonight! #Monsterdon

The wrestling arena! How convenient!

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that lil desk sculpture is pretty good tho #monsterdon

Yeah no, not not a good weapon, syringes

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Love that the camera antenna is like a engine valve or belt guide or something.

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The stuff in the syringe is truth serum for one person and a knock out drug for another…pretty nifty!

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#Monsterdon i can't stand the goons' haircuts with all that gel. it's so bad and not even in a funny way

@gnomon How theoretical do you want to get

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time to explain our plan to the villain's camera again!
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@Taweret making pretzels for Air Canada, according to the ad I just got

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#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Oh no beehive hairdo Wrestling Woman IS Loretta! I thought Ruby was Loretta! Dang it straight to heck

#monsterdon La del lunar se parece un poco a Concha Velasco

"That means we've got to find the other pieces and it's important," because gods know we've held onto the parts we already had so very well

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@combatwombat
I have not seen the first one, but I cannot imagine a scenario where this movie makes sense.

@diazona @Taweret

#Monsterdon

That's right Tommy nothing but words. sticks and stones

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ruby tommy charlotte, I'll take botique coding languages from the 2020s for 400 Alex? #Monsterdon

The “comedy” on this movie deserves the quotes #monsterdon

With all these cameras they hid in their apartment, you'd think the Black Dragon Gang would have snipers to kill them or something. All kinda of mad scientist resources but using them all wrong. Like a Spider-man villain.
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She's got a bug on her chin

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#monsterdon Such unfortunate hair.

"Those wrassling girls stopped us!" #monsterdon

@Louisa
The precursor.

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Tooth full of cyanide. Classic! #Monsterdon

@jonny @catzilla @ryan Yes, sharp picture, Spanish language, and reasonably well subtitled over here, a pleasure to watch. #Monsterdon

choosing to direct it with the voiceover from the mind controlling guy sometimes also being treated as her having said what he's saying by the people in the scene is that triple-layer dubbing where the voice actor might as well not matter anymore #Monsterdon

How can one hidden camera pan and move like that #monsterdon

okay that was INCREDIBLE #monsterdon

#monsterdon Someone goes at me with a needle and my heroism goes out the window

Charlotte is the key master!

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Dragon dude isn't all that menacing I keep thinking he is gonna offer a glass of tranya to someone and say my bad for scaring y'all #Monsterdon

How lewd, she's showing *shoulder*

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Oh no, he's taking off his jacket, change the channel, please change the channel

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This closed-circuit TV technology they have is amazing!

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Comic relief and a Colt 45.
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Look under the pillow for the syringe. How did someone bring a syringe into that bedroom, but can't do any of the other things? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe seems like a good way to live one's live, these days. #monsterdon

What does he need spies for when he's got a floating camera? So many questions!

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#monsterdon OK, that little camera / transmitter bug thingy that the villain is using to spy on Charlotte while he... uh... telecasts mind-control commands at Charlotte: anyone have any theories about how it is managing to track and dolly and pan around the room while also staying concealed over there on the bookshelf?

Looking at the imdb page and trying to figure out which of these characters has been turned into "Charlotte" #monsterdon

Is that drugged woman being radio controlled?
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Man these girls really just flip everyone they meet, huh. #Monsterdon

Nanobots, that's how they can hear the Black Dragon after an injection

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#monsterdon Hypochondriac me having a panic attack right now

Aw man I just noticed I copy pasted a messed up hashtag. Gotta go back and fix them.

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“And that’s how we vaccinated your Uncle Louis.” #Monsterdon

i am literally deceased with the serial injecting #monsterdon

...So short guy is *too dumb to hypnotize*? #Monsterdon

how much was in that syringe, jeez? #monsterdon

@bunnyhero this movie is a little mummy deficient. #Monsterdon

well THAT'S not medically safe!

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@combatwombat @Taweret

"including a recurring role as "Golden Rubí" in the "Luchadoras" (Wrestling Women) series"

SERIES?!?

😮

#Monsterdon

Don't reuse syringes!

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Three minutes is such a specific answer #monsterdon

@combatwombat @Taweret
Who are you, and why are you puncturing my sexy Amazon fantasy? 🤨
#Monsterdon

Real "we'll just film the walkthrough" energy to most of these fights

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I love how Charlotte under mind control can obey/apparently needs both commands like 'wake up' and 'walk' as well as commands like 'act naturally for the next several hours while I do something else over here'

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for the love of fuck the injection i am laughing myself silly #monsterdon

TV within TV

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Didn't he tell her to act normally? Does she normally sleep-walk everywhere? #monsterdon

That's just a still photo of Fu Manchu looking at the spy cam with the spy footage matted in. Still, cleanly done.

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@Taweret Looks like... 5'10"
Plus if she's in heels. Mmmm. Giant woman.
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nice Zoom setup bro #monsterdon

I like the spycam of his fakeness has so much different points of view
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#monsterdon Where...is this camera exactly?

"...you only have ...... one shot"

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@Taweret that’s how villainy starts don’t stare at orbs #Monsterdon

Human dominoes!
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@Louisa you're going to do something very impohtant

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Aw man, I hate that Rubi missed all of that fantastic fight.

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They're missing a trick not having the Black Dragon's cameras in the beehives of 60s ladies

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@flowerpot They're cops, what do you expect of them?

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dr evil laughter

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That camera -- made to look like a miniature drum set? Whaaa?

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#monsterdon La tele de mi abuela no se veía tan bien. Esto es un engaño

@Taweret I volunteer to climb up and find out. Send chocolate sauce. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Wait. What?

also, who?

#Monsterdon now get out of here. I need to do orb stuff.

what's that?Explosive cyanide?
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That sure is some choreography they've got. better than most. I hope it's all practiced

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@Taweret According to https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0132436/ she is just 5′10″​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​. Those guys are quite tiny. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon love that the medium of the bad guy watching them is just a still frame it's sooo funny

Anybody else to kill? #monsterdon

this guy has the worst tiktok

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