"...we will settle this with a dance off!"

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Where is the mummy??? Justice for the mummy! #monsterdon

Umm...shot him. #monsterdon

Now 7 ads.

I never have figured out a way to get Internet Archive on Roku.

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@msh I think it's just the journ... err the struggle? #Monsterdon

"Against the 3 I have now"

Wait, are there 3 or 4 pieces? SO confused

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#Monsterdon anybody get inspector gadget "dr claw" vibes from the black dragon?

#Monsterdon How many damn cameras does this Black Dragon have hidden in this apartment? The angles this villain is getting...
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Maybe like don't plan your next step in a place that has lead to all your other codex pieces to be stolen?
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Wait. The codex... is in an envelope? Does anybody here know what a codex is?

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If he's smart at all, he switched out the contents of the envelope...

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@Taweret "Of course" they were planning on turning it over to the proper authorities.

There's nothing stopping them. They could have dropped it off at a museum and made it someone else's problem at any point.
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#Monsterdon fuck em up ladies.

so he's tailed on this mission by two Romulan agents?

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What the fuck is going on?
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i really need to get into the gym with the homies i don't think we could erupt into an all-against-all brawl like this #Monsterdon

Hi-keeba! #monsterdon

Have you all checked your bourbon shelves for hidden mafia cams? #Monsterdon

How is this film faring in the Bechdel test?

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First gun pull of the movie

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@Taweret Yeah what about the pendulum? #Monsterdon

Wrestling woman is good at the smack down, though.

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How does no one notice a giant lens sitting on their bookshelves?

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A key and a get well soon card. Wow news travels fast

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#monsterdon I am not certain but I don't think you can identify cyanide by briefly sniffing a scrap of powder.

#Monsterdon i can't wait for them to fight the mummy

who're they gonna tag-team on his side

In fairness she *did* put her hands up #monsterdon

I hope SOMEONE gets this Codex together so we can move this story forward :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon

Damn that's a nice mic #monsterdon

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"From the post office to the apartment there's a straight line, as you can see!"

^^ um, any two points can be connected with a straight line, dude. These Wrestling Women don't need your geometry lesson!

aaand, there's what we've all been waiting for! #Monsterdon

The codices have to be hidden in specific locations, following a geographic pattern, apparently

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hey, some guys puching bad guys for a change. #monsterdon

"Mayo"
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Seriously though I want to see what this Black Dragon's outfit looked like in color.

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"KARATE CHOP!"

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I am so confused by this plot #monsterdon

@blogdiva Todas las artes marciales de oriente no te pueden salvar de una hostia azteca bien dada #monsterdon

#monsterdon I love how he told Mao to 'try.' Very confident boss.

i think this black dragon guy trained as a telephone operator in his youth. #monsterdon

Ah, the arena! Where Samson is fighting tonight! #Monsterdon

The wrestling arena! How convenient!

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that lil desk sculpture is pretty good tho #monsterdon

Yeah no, not not a good weapon, syringes

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Love that the camera antenna is like a engine valve or belt guide or something.

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The stuff in the syringe is truth serum for one person and a knock out drug for another…pretty nifty!

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#Monsterdon i can't stand the goons' haircuts with all that gel. it's so bad and not even in a funny way

@gnomon How theoretical do you want to get

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@Taweret making pretzels for Air Canada, according to the ad I just got

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time to explain our plan to the villain's camera again!
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Oh no beehive hairdo Wrestling Woman IS Loretta! I thought Ruby was Loretta! Dang it straight to heck

#monsterdon La del lunar se parece un poco a Concha Velasco

@combatwombat
I have not seen the first one, but I cannot imagine a scenario where this movie makes sense.

@diazona @Taweret

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"That means we've got to find the other pieces and it's important," because gods know we've held onto the parts we already had so very well

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That's right Tommy nothing but words. sticks and stones

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ruby tommy charlotte, I'll take botique coding languages from the 2020s for 400 Alex? #Monsterdon

The “comedy” on this movie deserves the quotes #monsterdon

With all these cameras they hid in their apartment, you'd think the Black Dragon Gang would have snipers to kill them or something. All kinda of mad scientist resources but using them all wrong. Like a Spider-man villain.
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She's got a bug on her chin

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#monsterdon Such unfortunate hair.

"Those wrassling girls stopped us!" #monsterdon

@Louisa
The precursor.

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Tooth full of cyanide. Classic! #Monsterdon

@jonny @catzilla @ryan Yes, sharp picture, Spanish language, and reasonably well subtitled over here, a pleasure to watch. #Monsterdon

choosing to direct it with the voiceover from the mind controlling guy sometimes also being treated as her having said what he's saying by the people in the scene is that triple-layer dubbing where the voice actor might as well not matter anymore #Monsterdon

How can one hidden camera pan and move like that #monsterdon

okay that was INCREDIBLE #monsterdon

#monsterdon Someone goes at me with a needle and my heroism goes out the window

Charlotte is the key master!

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Dragon dude isn't all that menacing I keep thinking he is gonna offer a glass of tranya to someone and say my bad for scaring y'all #Monsterdon

How lewd, she's showing *shoulder*

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Oh no, he's taking off his jacket, change the channel, please change the channel

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This closed-circuit TV technology they have is amazing!

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Comic relief and a Colt 45.
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Look under the pillow for the syringe. How did someone bring a syringe into that bedroom, but can't do any of the other things? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe seems like a good way to live one's live, these days. #monsterdon

What does he need spies for when he's got a floating camera? So many questions!

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Looking at the imdb page and trying to figure out which of these characters has been turned into "Charlotte" #monsterdon

Is that drugged woman being radio controlled?
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Man these girls really just flip everyone they meet, huh. #Monsterdon

Nanobots, that's how they can hear the Black Dragon after an injection

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#monsterdon Hypochondriac me having a panic attack right now

Aw man I just noticed I copy pasted a messed up hashtag. Gotta go back and fix them.

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“And that’s how we vaccinated your Uncle Louis.” #Monsterdon

i am literally deceased with the serial injecting #monsterdon

how much was in that syringe, jeez? #monsterdon

@bunnyhero this movie is a little mummy deficient. #Monsterdon

well THAT'S not medically safe!

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@combatwombat @Taweret

"including a recurring role as "Golden Rubí" in the "Luchadoras" (Wrestling Women) series"

SERIES?!?

😮

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@combatwombat @Taweret
Who are you, and why are you puncturing my sexy Amazon fantasy? 🤨
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Don't reuse syringes!

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Three minutes is such a specific answer #monsterdon

Real "we'll just film the walkthrough" energy to most of these fights

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I love how Charlotte under mind control can obey/apparently needs both commands like 'wake up' and 'walk' as well as commands like 'act naturally for the next several hours while I do something else over here'

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for the love of fuck the injection i am laughing myself silly #monsterdon

TV within TV

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Didn't he tell her to act normally? Does she normally sleep-walk everywhere? #monsterdon

That's just a still photo of Fu Manchu looking at the spy cam with the spy footage matted in. Still, cleanly done.

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@Taweret Looks like... 5'10"
Plus if she's in heels. Mmmm. Giant woman.
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