Wow, you can tell the dragon + tv is a PHOTO. There's obvious scratches and seams on it!!

#monsterdon

@jonny “How much time do you need to tear them to pieces?”

“3 Minutes!"

They answered far too quickly.

#Monsterdon

These cops aren't protecting their witnesses very well.
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#Monsterdon I have kvestions about the dubious ancestry on display here. 🧐
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The Dragon can hold really still when he's watching his spy TVs

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...Judo 😵‍💫

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The Black Dragon's dubbing slips into nooyawk a little bit

They know what theyah sacrid DOOdy iss

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon funny how the spy camera pans and scans as people move about. Pickle Rick! Best explanation for it.

cyanide, the honorable way out of this movie. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh look, he's got one of those 3d-printed moon lamps.

#Monsterdon luckily none of these men have guns

cyanide tablet! very tasty!

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A curse on YOU Black Dragon for letting him call them 'Wrestling Girls'.

yes yes yes tee up another 10 minute long wrestling scene please please please. we are only 30 minutes in and there have already been like 40 movies #monsterdon

@moira Male martial arts are from Mars...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon It would be a real shame if that comic relief character were blowgunned in the next scene to amp up the peril and drama

Real shame

*makes vigorous "BLOWGUN HIM ALREADY" motions*

I don't know if I can take the

duuhnnn-de-duuuhnnn-de, duuuuuuhhhhhnnn duuuunnnn!

Duuuhnnnn-de-duuhhnnnn de duuhhnnnnnnnnnn....

for the whole movie.

"Yeah, we've only got enough money for 20 seconds of theme"

"It's okay, we'll just loop it"

#monsterdon

'Hey boss, got our ass kicked. Whats next you fakeness?'
#monsterdon

"...this is just a recipe for guacamole!"

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Comic relief guy needs to take a long walk out of this scene #monsterdon

is it _venusian_ judo?

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#Monsterdon i love the high-tech spy cams. you can actually do that shit now of course :D

Mayo? #monsterdon

#monsterdon He laughs like Peter Griffin.

#monsterdon Gosh this movie's villain can cancel you just by looking at him

so he really does just spend all day pondering an orb

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#monsterdon "It might be a limburger cheese sent to poison us" -- a line for the ages.

@jonny OMG! This entire fight sequence was amazing!

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@jonny that's how you can tell it's real rasslin #monsterdon

"don't leave me alone" okay shorty let me know if that works with the tall lady! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon

Like Gaul, the codex is divided into three parts #monsterdon

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Oooh behive hairdo Wrestling Woman has a killer high kick!

Am impressed though they have the shorter Wrestling Woman just straight up punching dudes tho.

#monsterdon

Loreta's stunt double is much shorter than she is 😂 #monsterdon

"come on, you guys."
#monsterdon

Damn, Loretta.

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wow didn't know these guys were all tap dancers #monsterdon

#Monsterdon these ladies are legit kicking ass.

JUDO CHOP ACTION FEATURE!
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Also, where are they from? The taller Sigourney Weaver-looking one sounds north American #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow that's a huge hat!

#Monsterdon Oh dang, the Black Dragon has dispatched an assassin!
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I study Mexican crime
I love my classes
I gotta crazy desk clerk
who wears dark glasses
Things are going great
and they're only getting better...

#monsterdon

I'm here for the ass kickin' ladies :blobrainbow: #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Shelley Winters! that's who I'm thinking of!

#monsterdon

yeah fuck that guy, who needs him?

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this fucking movie is so fucking good i can't even keep up with all the awesome things that keep happening #monsterdon

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Wait Black Dragon is letting Charlotte (?) sleep behind a closed door that seems unnecessarily risky.

This movie is giving me pleasant memories of dating a 6'2" woman. It's not often a 6"0 guy finds a girl taller than him.

#monsterdon

This hotel clerk who wears sunglasses at night is not sus at all #monsterdon

#monsterdon That's more like it! Biff, pow, zap!

#Monsterdon hit the guy a few more times. Just to be safe.

Tall lady (I forget her name) got taken out surprisingly easy with one punch, for a wrestler

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Are we gonna get a Scooby Doo chase scene?
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Wait, all that suspenseful music and not a single note of fight music??????

What are you DOING score to this movie

#monsterdon

#timestamp to clip the three-dude pileup #monsterdon

The chairs are wild in this movie

#monsterdon

No one expects the Wrestling Women Inquisition!

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Still disappointed that there's no luchadors in this. It would have been a vastly better movie

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This movie is kind of Scooby Doo, if you think about it

#Monsterdon

I like that the fixed camera on the bar shelf can pan at will.

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That professional wrestler sure was easily overpowered #monsterdon

#monsterdon I mean, that rope does not seem very reliable just saying

tall lady uses short guy as bait, i approve.
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Dammit girl, straighten your wrist! #Monsterdon

Beware of stunt doubles that are much shorter and have much bigger booties.

#monsterdon

Brazil mentioned #monsterdon

Please speak clearly into the listening device for best service

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@jonny I think Scooby Doo, Where Are You borrowed the soundtrack from this movie.

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#Monsterdon she's a pro wrestler and like twice their size im calling bull on this fight

Sunglasses indoors in the 60s are totally not suspicious at all.
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#monsterdon That was...real sad. This bad guy better be real fond of monologue-ing or I don't see this going well.

Every Mexican thriller has a comic chicken guy and a midget

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I am sorry, she could have taken them all, just sayin. #Monsterdon

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NOT ROOM 13! Nooooooooo....

oh COME ON, one slap and she's done? LAME #Monsterdon

Big lady beat people up :blobcat_aww:

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@ramsey @jonny Subtitles said Chihuahua cheese

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I am threatened by the size of that sombrero #monsterdon

how tall is that lady? she's towering over everyone

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Ah, yes the hidden camera (that is giant lens not hidden at all)
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@Lazarou Now I miss Shelley Winters #monsterdon

If somebody whistled like that while we were sneaking around I'd rip his lips off. #monsterdon

@jonny Did he say that the might have sent a Limburger cheese that was poisonous?

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@rallias like i assume the amazon part was the derogatory term for a very tall and muscular woman but what does the whole construction of the sentence mean "as an amazon, ..." #monsterdon

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How did he know what was on her mind, though? Late where?

Too cool for the clerk job, obviously a bad guy.

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R LIKE IN CIGAR #monsterdon

"...walk this way"

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wait are they going to have sex while Chucho gets the codex?
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#monsterdon WTF sunglasses

#Monsterdon the trojan hat delivery

OMG. These folks are just discussing the entire plan in front of this guy. Here, let's make sure we say it clearly. NO no, don't just say the plan once. Say it again. We need to be sure the audience hears it. #monsterdon

the future's so bright... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

"You're my guardian angel. As an Amazon you're the greatest."
The little comic relief character is annoying, but big mood.
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They went cheap on the musical score that's for sure

#monsterdon