how many times are they gonna play the donkey kong opening in this movie anyway?

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New alphabet code,
R- Cigar
S- Lowest
T- Attila
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@bunnyhero Gotta have something to keep people watching

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#Monsterdon "now i want you to act quite normal, so that noone will suspect you"

that's my daily affirmation

Youngsters don't remember but looking something up in a phone book took two people. #Monsterdon

We have smoking! Now all we need is coffee!

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"Attention, mayo! My burger is too dry. Please moisten it!"

#monsterdon

God Bless You, Big Woman is my noise rock band #monsterdon

Charlotte is a Stepford Housefrau. #monsterdon

THRILL as they BOOK A ROOM! ♫ bwah-na-DA-NAAAA~♪ #Monsterdon

“we’ve been trying to reach you about your hat insurance”

#monsterdon

@jonny I suspect it's a mistranslation, "As a warrior woman".

#Monsterdon

This #Monsterdon is going everywhere all at once I wonder how (or if) this will all coalesce into a plot of some kind

"each of us to work alone so that we could defend ourselves"

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Like what kooky Scooby-Doo house are we in that has this many secret doors

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this is the worst colonel hogan ever

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@apLundell Couldn't have been worse. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Ever seen three people use a phonebook at once?

#monsterdon I imagine this hat scene was hilarious with the original dialog.

WHOA we have the budget to composite some film onto a fake tv screen set but made the tv out of plywood?

that's some hat #monsterdon

"...R, like in cigar"

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Door Haberdash #Monsterdon

I have no idea where all of this is all Happening by the way

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#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

It's great that Black Dragon has them all on his tiny TV!

R like in Cigar
#monsterdon

An Amazon?

#monsterdon

Wait, the evil black dragon has video surveillance?

#monsterdon
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@jsadow not sure, but some of those words may have extra letters #Monsterdon

“Walk through that door” and there’s an electric chair BUT THEN it’s a door #monsterdon

#Monsterdon mao's enjoying his stories i guess

YEAH, ROOM THIRTEEN AT HOTEL RIO, DID YOU GET THAT, REALLY OBVIOUS CAMERA ON THE SHELF? #Monsterdon

this is the TV they filmed the archive.org copy of this movie from

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It's just an Urban Sombrero

#monsterdon

Chekov's hatbox!
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lol Uncle Louis’s hat #Monsterdon getting Scooby Doo vibes from this gang

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NOT THE POISON SOMBRERO

Just a casual electric chair in the background. #monsterdon

okay, the short king jokester gets my vote. #monsterdon

i’m living for this celebration of short kings #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ... A fucking hat.

I just watched a dozen ads on Tubi. What did I miss? #monsterdon

Hat delivered from Stereotypes R Us #Monsterdon

lol, the message is "find Shelley Winters"

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couldn't even get the voice actor to pretend like that limberger cheese joke worked #monsterdon

Poisonous limberger cheese!

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I expected a Land Shark to be at the door.

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Did he just tell her to "Fly Casual"?

#Monsterdon

Mostly people hide clocks in hats.

#Monsterdon

oh ... that was disappointing

#monsterdon

I miss the days of bespoke hat delivery. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Loretta is wearing an Ann Margaret outfit - hope she starts to dance soon

Sombrero of couse!

#monsterdon

Somebody please clip that interaction so we can use it for "private conversations between you them and the wiretap on your kitchen countertop"

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#Monsterdon i don't think any of these actors are asian 🙃

#monsterdon Noooooo not a hat

#monsterdon ah man it's dark in here.... thank god lighting a candle turns this spotlight on

#monsterdon from our family watch: "I like the soundtrack"

it's a MIND CONTROL sombrero

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The sombrero is cursed. It has to be.

#Monsterdon

I like that doorbell #monsterdon

Instrumental Versions of the Great American Songbook vs the Aztec Mummy #monsterdon

#Monsterdon act normal by being quiet and doing nothing, which is what you seemed to be doing anyways

"It's Tommy and I!" Who dubbed this shit?!

#monsterdon

They had a pretty low bar for identification there eh

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"Act normal so nobody will suspect you" is actually just good life advice.

#Monsterdon

The scene gives me strong Buck Rogers in the 22nd century or whatever vibes #raypunk

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@jonny Sending letters and opening lockers is super sinister business.

#Monsterdon

Asian mind dominators. A Mummy...and Mexican female wrestlers. #monsterdon

Loads of secret doors in that joint.

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#Monsterdon "now watch me dominate this girl's will" i don't want to subscribe to your onlyfans bro

#monsterdon Stepford wives go wrestling was not on my bingo card for November

@springdiesel There wasn't any more room left in the title unfortunately #monsterdon

@amyfou@lingo.lol Hubris has killed all those other people. But not the Black Dragon. He's built different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods.
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#SplendaDaddy is making fun of this dude's fu manchu mustache and I'm sitting here jealous 'cause I barely have peach fuzz. #Monsterdon #TransNonsense

The secret door into the hidden lair - which doesn't match anything else in the room.

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#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

Oooh a strappy inny chair with a metal bowl for the head to go in there's DEFINITELY gonna be brain transfers in this movie

If you have to re-teach Chela things as basic as her own name there might be some flaws in this plan

#Monsterdon

Man, it's always annoying when the tutorial character is talking in your ear like that. Just tell me which button jumps and which one fires the gun, man. #Monsterdon

Is that a hide away electric chair? Why did it move???
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I'm lost. The guest dog crapped all over the floor again (am trying to figure this out! It's been a literal shit week!) so I had to clean that up and I missed.... I don't know what I missed. My dialogue is in Spanish. My subtitles are in English. I can't drink anything to mellow out bc I have to drive to the train station at 11:30 tonight to pick up my friend. I am lost! Oh well! #Monsterdon

You can tell she's being controlled, that outfit! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Wrestling and hypnotism in the same movie? Ow, my suspension of disbelief!

#Monsterdon "wake up. Wake up."

Calm down, nerd.

#monsterdon they just snatched his wife!

classic secret door behind the electric chair trick

#Monsterdon

Aww we're at the leaving love letters in each other's lockers stage of the movie 💌

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He has an actual electric chair in his evil lab?? #monsterdon

wake up bro #monsterdon

"...the black dragon is my only friend."
"But Puff is purple."
"No! The other one!"

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Reading off her new personality like a GPT system prompt #monsterdon

Wait, I need to angle this envelope so the camera can see who’s adressed to… there, done #monsterdon

hypnosis: it’s that easy! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤼‍♀️ 🪶 🐲 🤕 😱

"Things are going to go well for us, your genius never fails" <-- good to know.

#luchadorasvmomiaazteca No puedo con el malvado Fumanchu de verdad. Está película te cancela con solo mirarla #monsterdon

Disappearing into thin air is generally how it looks when someone gets kidnapped

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon What an awful alarm clock.

Oh shit actual actors of Chinese descent.
And they're gone... Never having had a line.
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"No, you wake up."
#monsterdon
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@jonny The English translation (and thus dub) is super sterile and wooden. Could be because I’m watching at 1.5x speed to catch up with everyone.

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#Monsterdon "i should have mailed it to the marx brothers"