@rallias like i assume the amazon part was the derogatory term for a very tall and muscular woman but what does the whole construction of the sentence mean "as an amazon, ..." #monsterdon
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How did he know what was on her mind, though? Late where?
Too cool for the clerk job, obviously a bad guy.
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R LIKE IN CIGAR #monsterdon
"...walk this way"
wait are they going to have sex while Chucho gets the codex?
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#monsterdon WTF sunglasses
#Monsterdon the trojan hat delivery
OMG. These folks are just discussing the entire plan in front of this guy. Here, let's make sure we say it clearly. NO no, don't just say the plan once. Say it again. We need to be sure the audience hears it. #monsterdon
the future's so bright... #monsterdon
"You're my guardian angel. As an Amazon you're the greatest."
The little comic relief character is annoying, but big mood.
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They went cheap on the musical score that's for sure
how many times are they gonna play the donkey kong opening in this movie anyway?
New alphabet code,
R- Cigar
S- Lowest
T- Attila
#monsterdon
@bunnyhero Gotta have something to keep people watching
#Monsterdon "now i want you to act quite normal, so that noone will suspect you"
that's my daily affirmation
Youngsters don't remember but looking something up in a phone book took two people. #Monsterdon
We have smoking! Now all we need is coffee!
"Attention, mayo! My burger is too dry. Please moisten it!"
God Bless You, Big Woman is my noise rock band #monsterdon
Charlotte is a Stepford Housefrau. #monsterdon
THRILL as they BOOK A ROOM! âŦ bwah-na-DA-NAAAA~⊠#Monsterdon
@jonny I suspect it's a mistranslation, "As a warrior woman".
âweâve been trying to reach you about your hat insuranceâ
This #Monsterdon is going everywhere all at once I wonder how (or if) this will all coalesce into a plot of some kind
"each of us to work alone so that we could defend ourselves"
Like what kooky Scooby-Doo house are we in that has this many secret doors
this is the worst colonel hogan ever
@apLundell Couldn't have been worse. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Ever seen three people use a phonebook at once?
#monsterdon I imagine this hat scene was hilarious with the original dialog.
WHOA we have the budget to composite some film onto a fake tv screen set but made the tv out of plywood?
that's some hat #monsterdon
Door Haberdash #Monsterdon
"...R, like in cigar"
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It's great that Black Dragon has them all on his tiny TV!
I have no idea where all of this is all Happening by the way
Wait, the evil black dragon has video surveillance?
âWalk through that doorâ and thereâs an electric chair BUT THEN itâs a door #monsterdon
@jsadow not sure, but some of those words may have extra letters #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon mao's enjoying his stories i guess
YEAH, ROOM THIRTEEN AT HOTEL RIO, DID YOU GET THAT, REALLY OBVIOUS CAMERA ON THE SHELF? #Monsterdon
this is the TV they filmed the archive.org copy of this movie from
It's just an Urban Sombrero
Chekov's hatbox!
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lol Uncle Louisâs hat #Monsterdon getting Scooby Doo vibes from this gang
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NOT THE POISON SOMBRERO
Just a casual electric chair in the background. #monsterdon
okay, the short king jokester gets my vote. #monsterdon
iâm living for this celebration of short kings #monsterdon
Hat delivered from Stereotypes R Us #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon ... A fucking hat.
I just watched a dozen ads on Tubi. What did I miss? #monsterdon
couldn't even get the voice actor to pretend like that limberger cheese joke worked #monsterdon
lol, the message is "find Shelley Winters"
I expected a Land Shark to be at the door.
Poisonous limberger cheese!
Did he just tell her to "Fly Casual"?
Mostly people hide clocks in hats.
oh ... that was disappointing
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Loretta is wearing an Ann Margaret outfit - hope she starts to dance soon
I miss the days of bespoke hat delivery. #Monsterdon
Sombrero of couse!
Somebody please clip that interaction so we can use it for "private conversations between you them and the wiretap on your kitchen countertop"
#Monsterdon i don't think any of these actors are asian ð
#monsterdon Noooooo not a hat
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#monsterdon ah man it's dark in here.... thank god lighting a candle turns this spotlight on
#monsterdon from our family watch: "I like the soundtrack"
it's a MIND CONTROL sombrero
The sombrero is cursed. It has to be.
I like that doorbell #monsterdon
Instrumental Versions of the Great American Songbook vs the Aztec Mummy #monsterdon
#Monsterdon act normal by being quiet and doing nothing, which is what you seemed to be doing anyways
"It's Tommy and I!" Who dubbed this shit?!
They had a pretty low bar for identification there eh
"Act normal so nobody will suspect you" is actually just good life advice.
The scene gives me strong Buck Rogers in the 22nd century or whatever vibes #raypunk
@jonny Sending letters and opening lockers is super sinister business.
Asian mind dominators. A Mummy...and Mexican female wrestlers. #monsterdon
Loads of secret doors in that joint.
#Monsterdon "now watch me dominate this girl's will" i don't want to subscribe to your onlyfans bro
#monsterdon Stepford wives go wrestling was not on my bingo card for November
@amyfou@lingo.lol Hubris has killed all those other people. But not the Black Dragon. He's built different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy
@springdiesel There wasn't any more room left in the title unfortunately #monsterdon
#SplendaDaddy is making fun of this dude's fu manchu mustache and I'm sitting here jealous 'cause I barely have peach fuzz. #Monsterdon #TransNonsense
The secret door into the hidden lair - which doesn't match anything else in the room.
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Oooh a strappy inny chair with a metal bowl for the head to go in there's DEFINITELY gonna be brain transfers in this movie
If you have to re-teach Chela things as basic as her own name there might be some flaws in this plan
Man, it's always annoying when the tutorial character is talking in your ear like that. Just tell me which button jumps and which one fires the gun, man. #Monsterdon
Is that a hide away electric chair? Why did it move???
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I'm lost. The guest dog crapped all over the floor again (am trying to figure this out! It's been a literal shit week!) so I had to clean that up and I missed.... I don't know what I missed. My dialogue is in Spanish. My subtitles are in English. I can't drink anything to mellow out bc I have to drive to the train station at 11:30 tonight to pick up my friend. I am lost! Oh well! #Monsterdon
You can tell she's being controlled, that outfit! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Wrestling and hypnotism in the same movie? Ow, my suspension of disbelief!
#Monsterdon "wake up. Wake up."
Calm down, nerd.
#monsterdon they just snatched his wife!
classic secret door behind the electric chair trick
Aww we're at the leaving love letters in each other's lockers stage of the movie ð
He has an actual electric chair in his evil lab?? #monsterdon
wake up bro #monsterdon