If killing cops to fight climate change is wrong, I don't wanna be right #Monsterdon

that must smell awful
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"The willing King-like Virgin Fool." Hahhahaha.
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"How did they know that my weakness is wicker? I will never escape this rickety cage of twigs and thin branches." #Monsterdon

"I BELIEVE IN JESUS"
"that is good, believe whatever the fuck you want. we are still going to kill you."

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your crops failed because uhhh
uhhhhhh
uhhhhhh

that's real goats piss on Edward

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Well. That was something

Thanks @tawaret and friends #monsterdon #thewickerman1973

@davesdogmaggie Funnily enough I just had BBQ for dinner like two hours ago

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I don't remember the sergeant ranting so much from before, I think I'd watched the theatrical release then #monsterdon

"It is time to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man."
That is a sound clip I have heard hundreds of times mostly because of the October episodes of a bad movie podcast.
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This movie needs a sequel that just talks about the crops of the next year. #monsterdon #wickerman73

Hahaha, big vibe switch w/ the 70s groovy chase music

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Okay. But how did the crops do? I was only half in on this one, but I just couldn't stay away. Thanks again to @Taweret. I have the weirdest craving for bacon now. #monsterdon #TheWickerMan

pity the pigs, but not the pig

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Okay, so they didn't eat the cop. I guess you can't have everything :/ #Monsterdon

So! Who wants BBQ?

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#monsterdon Have a good night everyone lol.

And Tubi follows with the Blood of Satan's Claw. #Monsterdon

I am sincerely considering Lord Summerisle as a hair inspiration. #Monsterdon

So ends another #Monsterdon. As always, our thanks to @Taweret for hosting, and to all the folks who post and who lurk. And remember #Monsterdoners: Cheer up; food isn't everything in life, you know.

#monsterdon Lol this movie was fucking crazy, thank you guys for recommending it, it reminded me of midsummer.

Gotta love island sunsets #monsterdon

The grinning as they watch the cop burn
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The original Burning Man!

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Only a little bit of mustard? I mean that's a good dry rub for a pig, but use more folks.
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"i am a christian"
that won't help you here!

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*sniff sniff* anybody else smell donuts and coffee? #Monsterdon

so why was he shouting about Daniel? #monsterdon #wickerman73

There are a lot of verses to the human sacrifice song

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Fuck this film

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even my black kitten hobie came out from hiding after getting scared of furniture being moved, just to watch the wicker man burn

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Like Dr. Atkins slipping and dying and having wished he ate more carbs and less red meat, but it’s sex. #Monsterdon

honestly, thank god they're gonna kill this guy lmfao

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Damn Daniel #monsterdon #thewickerman1973

The ritual daubing of yellow mustard #monsterdon

#monsterdon I feel like this is stretching free will

L + ratio + touch salmon + burn a horrible fiery death to help fix my crops
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A community that sways and slays together, is a tight one indeed.
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Fuck this
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Lee sounds so *delighted* with the phrase "our most dreadful sacrifice" #Monsterdon

uh, i think you've already been delivered into the enemy's hands, sir. #monsterdon

I'd be making a bit more of an effort to escape personally.

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Oh such joy
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This thing has two supports, both of which are now on fire, get some side-to-side action going my dude. #Monsterdon

There are a lot of terrible ways to go, but hearing these folks sing as the last thing you hear? That's pretty awful. #monsterdon

OK I'm bored, time to get on with burning this guy

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Welcome, Fool.

👌 👌 👌

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But if they kill him, who'll get to keep the cool seaplane? #monsterdon

Now we get to hear all the animals die

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@allanb ... --dad #monsterdon

I'm just saying, use this as your template going forward as cop cars burn

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#TheWickerMan #Monsterdon "The beacons are lit! Summerisle calls for aid!"

and he gets to listen to The Village Pops Feat. Chris Lee as he burns alive, so that's nice. #monsterdon

Ahahaha... Knew it #Monsterdon

"...here we call it a yellow nurple"

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"Welcome Fool. You have come of your own free will. To the appointed place. The game is over."
Oh wow this is more involved than I thought. He is the perfect sacrifice. An adult sacrifice. Hahahaha!
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@srol the G.O.A.... nevermind, nuthin! #monsterdon

Nice that he gets to rant at them one last time, tho #Monsterdon

They gave Sgt Howie every chance to not be the sacrifice. Willow tried to tempt him out of his virginity, people told him to go home and when he didn't, to stay indoors. More than fair I'd say. #Monsterdon

@ramsey I take that back, I don't hate the goat

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I mean, if sacrificing a cop here and there is good for agriculture... #Monsterdon

uhhh uhhhhh I totally fucked in a past life, y’all don’t know me #monsterdon

@moira something based on spicy mustard

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@ramsey TBH I kind of hate everybody at this point

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Huh, the cop is a suck ass Punch, whoda guessed?

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so what'd they baste him in, y'think?

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.... not the goat ... #Monsterdon

If be fighting a lot harder #Monsterdon

@Sorl I don't pity the fool #monsterdon

I mean, seriously. The movie sets us up to hate this guy, right? So, when it gets to this point, we’re happy for the islanders.

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gotta love a home team win

oh, well, we just picked HIM up, nevermind. #monsterdon

@Ooze someone else mentioned this before we watched it, that it actually is a choice and that's important? #monsterdon

iconic film reactions "OH GOD! OH JESUS CHRIST!!!"

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is there someone in this crowd to carry his cross? the metaphor feels a little underdone... #monsterdon

You can dance if yout want to, you can leave your friends behind

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They seem pretty okay with offering blood sacrifices, I think Howie's argument kind of falls flat there

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you better think! think!
think about what you're trying to do to me!

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Punk'd! #monsterdon

Ooohhhhhhhhhh we're at Burning Man, it all makes so much more sense now #monsterdon #thewickerman1973

He's not exactly willing though is he?

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Taking the lord's name in vain are we? #monsterdon #wickerman73

He keeps going on about god and yet here he still is #monsterdon #thewickerman1973

this festival legitimately looks like a lot of fun and the cop is just being a little asshole about it

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i was so dismayed that they were going with the "escape through the cave and she actually wants to leave ending" so thank god for this #monsterdon

"Welcome, fool, you came of your own free will to the appointed place."

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"There is no Sun god, says the man who follows a sun god.

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I love that we get to see the Salmon of Knowledge in the procession #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon What, don’t all Christians want to become martyrs, says the pagan.

The Christian Man makes an appeal to science when it's convenient for him. #Monsterdon

Welcome, Fool. #monsterdon

You know, maybe I shouldn't be so self conscious about my messy curly hair when C.L. is rocking these shots with his #monsterdon

Only a fool follows into a cave.
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I just love this movie
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This twist was completely amazing, and I didn’t see it coming!

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King cop is now a apple biologist.

Fool to the end.

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#monsterdon nipple nipple tweak tweak fly fly fly!

Oh to be on a beach with Christopher Lee as he gives a barrel of ale to the ocean god.
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