Yeah, I just need a half pound of hearts please. Just a quite weekend
#monsterdon

I have a jar of foreskins, too. Mine's just not that big. I'm impressed. #monsterdon #wickerman73

#monsterdon The secretary looks like she's princesses Lead or whatever the fuck her name is from starwars.

A bit of candy after the frog licking helps the medicine go down, or something.

We've moved on from the missing girl not existing to being dead. Or something.

#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan

ok i did do a little bit of reading beforehand and apparently the navel string thing is just something they made up #monsterdon

"Where does your minister live"

Howie I feel like you're being deliberately obtuse here. #Monsterdon

Ahahahaha ahahahaha that was amazing #monsterdon #thewickerman1973

Pants on fire! #monsterdon

“When people die here, we act as if they never existed.”

#Monsterdon

Hire that epitaph writer, wow

#monsterdon #serpentjuice

Welp, every detective's favorite activity.
Time to dig up the back yard.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Here, we do not use the term dead.” We prefer “natural recycling.”♻️

look what he's doing to their baby changing facility, coloniser!

#monsterdon

Civilization vs. Pre-civilization

#monsterdon

cop not exactly winning hearts and minds of the community if he wants to actually find the girl. cop just here to call everyone degenerates. like what do you think is going to happen acting that way #monsterdon

"She's either dead or not dead"

Someone was asleep in quantum mechanics weren't they?

#Monsterdon

The girls go to school with a hare, that's all #monsterdon

Toadstone? Hagstone? What other lore did he erase?
#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan

Actually could you not erase that blackboard? We wrote some stuff on it at our last D&D campaign and it doesn't meet again until next Thursday. #Monsterdon

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"our religion" oh good he caught on to that, and yet, he so hasn't

#TheWickerMan #Monsterdon

I guess I was born a few years too late to learn about maypoles and symbology.
#monsterdon

Serious question,is this the first #Monsterdon musical?

Creepy child insect torturer

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Ahh yes, remember in grade school we learned about phallic symbols? #Monsterdon

@chirpbirb This Is Britain #monsterdon

"...speaking of dicks, here's one right now."

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I was prepared for all the nudity. I was NOT prepared for all the singing #monsterdon

"anyways, here's wonderwall"

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WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT INSTRUMENT? i need to boing my life away

#Monsterdon
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"Maybe I would have been out of bed at a reasonable time if SOMEONE wasn't loudly slapping her own ass against my wall last night." #monsterdon

ngl this goddess of love dynamic is... kinda hot 😏

#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan

oh May Day foreshadowing

#monsterdon

Wait did she "invite" him actually or by singing naked in some sort of ritual?

I feel like I'm not doing a very good job of following the dialog.

#Monsterdon

The dubbing on Britt Eklund's dialogue is...really something. #Monsterdon

... remember that the "local lore" has been filtered through three generations of Lords Summerisle putting their personal take on it.

#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan

This dance choreography is something else aaaaaaaa #monsterdon

nothing quite like singing about boners while dancing around a giant boner
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crying nudity shot!

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@rogue_corq it's such a good film, well worth the cult status #monsterdon

#monsterdon lmao

BIM would like to know what the fuck is going on in this movie. #monsterdon #wickerman73

Love the timing #Monsterdon

i forgot exactly _how_ much unlike the usual monsterdon fare this movie is xD xD xD

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#Monsterdon Naked folk singing is new to me.

yeah those beans aren't supposed to be fucking blue girl

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What the fuck kind of hippie nightmare are we watching? #Monsterdon

Ive never noticed he has to go through the hotel's bar/ kitchen to get to his room. Can't imagine that's normal anywhere #Monsterdon

Sergeant's sure trying to make friends fast, alone and surrounded by people who are indifferent to him at best.
#monsterdon

I've seen like seven individual tits so far, I think a #Monsterdon record.

Theres something strange on this #monsterdon, almos as if this movie is to be taken seriously 😁

Church of England?
#monsterdon

"You can have peaches and cream if you like"
Be less subtle honey. #Monsterdon

Wait, is the cop catholic, or do anglicans also do communion?

#monsterdon

communion imagery, praying at bedtime. Content warning

#monsterdon

Somebody just said "where's the cult shit" and here it is #monsterdon #thewickerman1973

Damn those beans musta been real potent to see all that #monsterdon

I wonder why they're all in the same position. #monsterdon

Oh wow... Everyone is just fucking outside today. Is it the first of May?
#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan

#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan1973 Just got to the #GreenManInn part

“Allow me to introduce myself, I’m Sergeant Yuckyouryum” #monsterdon

Walking outside and there's just a big ol' orgy going on, AWKWARD! #monsterdon

Oh. British food. How... appetizing :(
NO APPLES!?
#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan

So a young girl is missing on a heavily pagan island, and there's no food.

Okay, yeah, I see where this is going. #Monsterdon

"Food isn't everything, you know!"

[Conan the barbarian starts to wind up his speech]

#monsterdon

#monsterdon the bartender is giving him the eyes,. It's a bit strange. But whatever.

This scene does have the vibe that a bunch of the actors decided on their own they were going to make the film a musical and didn't tell anyone else. #Monsterdon

or a wee and a drink
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This pub is my favorite part. All these old folk are great. #monsterdon

Honestly it would be fun to go to a sing along showing
#monsterdon

"The Landlord's Daughter" would do big numbers on Tiktok, you know #monsterdon

Please don't mention my daughter in a song about strumpets #Monsterdon

a nice reminder that i do not miss the days of smoking (or accordions) in pubs even a little bit
#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan1973

wow GREEN MAN INN we are not going for subtlety are we xD

#TheWickerMan #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Is that a bingo square this week?

#Monsterdon

SHE'S A HARE oh no it's that kind of movie. I picked the wrong night to give up hallucinogens.

#monsterdon

Green Man Inn, starring some previous #monsterdon protagonists.

“There’s only 20 people who live on this island, and I completely forgot about May!”

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I love tea

Post office and sweets? Unsettling looking sweets.
Goat heads for the Great God Pan. Weird human effigies. So many rabbits. Skulls?
#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan

Corn rigs and barley rigs... and corn rigs!

#monsterdon
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So far, the only thing that's happened in the directors cut is commuting. #monsterdon

@wohali

Corn Rigs refers to a drainage system which was achieved by dividing fields into ridges around three feet high, and then ploughing then from end to end, the resulting furrows would drain excess water from the one above it.

got it so like the irrigation is pretty. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Why can't these people just say what the fucks up?. BE HOnest!

#TheWickerMan #Monsterdon This sweet shop isn't creepy at all. Nope. Not at all.

Send him the fucking dinghy already!

#Monsterdon

It's not well known, but the injustices
Edward Woodward experienced at the craft service table during filming later inspired him to play The Equalizer. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "I told Seamus to de-list that fookin' AirBNB."

A circle of old white guys, very trustable.

#monsterdon

ACAB includes your seaplane-flying Scottish uncle #Monsterdon

The Eye of Dinghy!

#monsterdon

Now I want a dingie!

#monsterdon

And now, please enjoy the stylings of the Scottish exchange-equivalent of John Denver

#Monsterdon

Evil Eye dinghy?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Damn everybody is so mosey in the neighborhood lmao.

#monsterdon
Can ya hear me? Can feel me near ya?

#Monsterdon “Have you lost your bearings?” People ask me that all the time.

lmao i love the glee with which the islanders are just fucking with this cop right from the start

#monsterdon

Those responsible for the titles have just been sacked. We will now commence with titles in an entirely different style.

#Monsterdon

And we're here, with the singularly uncooperative Summerisle harbor master. Police officer throwing his weight around.

#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan