#TheWickerMan #Monsterdon Ah, Sargeant Buzzkill!

So, the missing girl is a hare?

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🎵 Much has been said of the strumpets of yore Of wenches and bawdy house queens by the score But I sing of a baggage that we all adore, The Landlord's Daughter

You'll never love another Although she's not the kind of girl to take home to your mother

Her ale it is lively and strong to the taste It is brewed with discretion, never with haste You can have all you like if you swear not to waste The Landlord's Daughter

And when her name is mentioned The parts of every gentleman Do stand up at attention

Oh, nothing can delight so As does the part that lies between Her left toe And her right toe 🎵
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Is every rural pub in Great Britain just on the very of breaking out into a musical number? #monsterdon

Can we get utilikilt out of here, please, thank you. #Monsterdon

Islanders are very different from mainlanders I’ll tell you what. #Monsterdon

Does it qualify as a musical if the characters are aware they're singing?

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@trixter Oh this is definitely a huge prank by everyone at the pub lol #monsterdon

That candy store is truly dream like wow #monsterdon

The landlord's daughter just kinda standing there while they all sing about how much she fucks. >_> #Monsterdon

Love that guy’s half-glasses. #Monsterdon

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I don't remember hearing the name of this island. Creepy craigh? Isle of loose screws? The firth of MacWacky? These people are looneybins. #monsterdon

Who needs a live band when you have the island drunks ?

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Wait... Did yall trick me into watching a musical? Dagnabit!
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Kickass sweater game on these old island dudes

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MEN ARE DISGUSTING #monsterdon #thewickerman1973

“Well, not getting anywhere, suppose I might interrogate a child” #monsterdon

Brightest least smoky pub I've seen ever, even though everybody's smoking like chimneys. The publician isn't creepy at all.
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untrustworthy and unhelpful dock people i see

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the green man in question: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_in_the_Green

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Willow's song! #monsterdon

its like they're all trying not to laugh every time they talk to the cop. its great

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the fuckin he-man mfer with the stache playing the accordion

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I love how everyone is just messing with the cop. Oh, to see this kind of solidarity in my home town...

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I pretty much hate this film

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Is that inn keeper flirting with the cop?
His "daughter" uh huh.
HAH! Strumpet song.
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I refuse to believe that man has fathered children. #monsterdon

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Creepy dad

Charlie Day would love it at the Green Man Inn.

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That innkeeper… not so sure about him. #Monsterdon

I still have a shirt of that inn, but it's rather faded by now. #monsterdon

“Don’t you know the difference between rabbits and hares, you silly city boy?”

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... not the Green Man ... #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I would be shouting Mayday! As soon as I saw that candy shop.

#monsterdon lol the why the bartender is looking at him.

i think the numbers on the guy's uniform are from different number sets, they look wonky

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Oh that's a great sign. The eyes follow you everywhere.
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Time to get stared at some more! #Monsterdon

Lol that pink doll? baby? cake, damn

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Hares rule this isle, ya numbskull #monsterdon

Och, aye, Alder is gay as the day is long. #monsterdon #wickerman73

Send the dingy please Hal

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#Monsterdon A lovely movie about why walking in with head-up-ass assumptions leads you to an early toasty welcome. ;) toasty!

Cop has basic cops wrong immediately. This is spot on. #Monsterdon

Corn Rigs & Barley Rigs at approximately 8:10 #Monsterdon

I can tell that this movie is going to take a turn for the absolute worst. I have a bit of a sinking feeling on the pit of my stomach #Monsterdon

That's a lovely hare, Myrtle. #monsterdon

Major difference so far is that it takes six minutes to get Howie into the plane, and the whole time he's being an awful prig and talking about Christianity to cops who aren't interested. #Monsterdon

cut of this movie that slightly expands the frame to reveal a bard following this police officer around #monsterdon

Pro tip: don't leave your children alone with cops #monsterdon #thewickerman1973

Was that a dang palm tree in the Scottish Highlands? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Mrs. May on Summer’s Isle. Symbolism!!

And such lovely Scottish accents.

@paco plenty of pink elephants, ram's heads, UFOs and Sleestak skulls!

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Creepy Confections, it's right there on the sign.

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"Mummy, this gentleman seems to be lost. Perhaps you can call....a cab."

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@fabio it is a good island, despite what people say... #monsterdon

Her baked stuff is creepy. #Monsterdon

@paco I was thinking mail-order bride #monsterdon

i desperately need a mould to make a chocolate ram's head

talk about living deliciously

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Welp I'm a disorganized mess, so I'm starting 8 minutes late by skipping the first 8 minutes and watching the tubi version apparently.

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Come on, man, carry your own damn dinghy(?)!

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Am I seeing cakes in the form of women tied down to the ground?

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#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan1973 Need cintext of what happens in the song and before because I will fuckiung not have context

"I like your rabbits"

Pickup lines have changed in 50 years.

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Really appreciate all these pre-drone era aerial shots

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I want a chocolate ram's head and a strawberry elephant! #monsterdon

ACAB includes Sgt. Howie

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Love a horror film that starts with a waterway parking dispute. #monsterdon

Turtles? Turtles candy? I like turtles!

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#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan1973 FUCKFUCK, I'M HAVING PROBLEMS WITH THE VIDEO PLAYER

So what's the over under on all the old dudes moving the missing kid around from house to house? "Nobody tell the cop! This'll be HILARIOUS."

(I haven't seen this film, and yes, I know the ending. ;D )

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okay, that's not creepy at all. #monsterdon

is every single person who lives here an old man-- okay, thank you. #monsterdon

Edward Woodward has big Liev Schreiber energy

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can anyone from scotland weigh in on the meaning of "corn rigs" and "bonnie" in the phrase "and the corn rigs are bonnie" #monsterdon

If this folk backing track keeps up like this, I'm going to start having Silent Running flashbacks. :blobcatgooglyholdingitsheadinitshands:

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#Monsterdon There’s no significance to this place and family being named “Summer’s Isle”, no, not at all.

"Aye she nut from `ere. Now shoove off."
These old men really like answering questions in a way that doesn't answer anything. Which feels creepy but ya know fuck teh police.
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@ramsey same

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@CactuarJoe i think they've already gnawed the kid's bones. #monsterdon

"She quite slipped my memory!" uh. Huh. #Monsterdon

I didn't know pigs can't swim #Monsterdon

Singing? And Dancing!?! On Sunday!?!?!?!

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someone hired FBI Mrs Doubtfire here anonomously? is this a Knives Out prequel? #monsterdon

He didn't set the anchor. I mean normally you have to dig it in a bit
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Barebacking in the streets has already begun, I see.

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are these fucking bagpipes

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Clearly those windows are not Russian-made.

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I’m actually digging this soundtrack.

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Fuck, I hate when you pull up and they're already standing outside staring at you

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Feels like an episode of As Time Goes By is about to break out #Monsterdon

Beware the moors. #Monsterdon

My spouse just now: “You know what I love? I love me some corn rigs! So much I’m gonna sing about ‘em!” #monsterdon

I know who's meant to be the bad guys but in 1973 they knew ACAB I guess.
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That was a sus "never seen her before"

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i am finally seeing this plane and this title screen; i wonder if the church scene is a director's cut thing

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Not gonna lie, the soundtrack and the release year for this movie is making me think that if a warbly-voiced hobbit starts singing "the road goes ever on and onnnnnn", I'm gonna riot. 😆

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"We're sorry sir. Last week we saw some odd American lout asking about someone named Laura Palmer last week..."

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Corn Rigs will be stuck in my head for a while
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