Okay I have seen the Nick Cage Wicker Man. And it was bad but like fun bad.
No one told me it was bad because it wasn't WEIRD enough.
#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan
I believe she put a spell on you, Mr PC
๐ต I put my hand on her knee And she says do you want to see?
I put my hand on her breast And she says do you want a kiss?
Gently, gently, gently Johnny, Gently, Johnny my jingaloe
I put my hand on her thigh And she says do you want to try?
I put my hand on her belly She says do you want to fill me?
Gently, gently, gently Johnny, Gently, Johnny my jingaloe
๐ต
#Monsterdon
itโs #monsterdon snail time ๐
@NovaCora Ecstasy #monsterdon
@cargot_robbie "As God as my witness..."
#Monsterdon
There's naked folk singing? My folk singers are tediously clothed ๐ฎโ๐จ #Monsterdon
Hey macarena !
Ahahahaha they're having spiritual sex through the wall #monsterdon #thewickerman1973
Ma'am! Your locally sourced fuckboi is here
Heh, Howie's acting like she's trying to get him to try cocaine :P #Monsterdon
So, now, the sergeant is super religious and leads communion at his church, so now, he has to pray extremely hard after seeing naked people in the graveyard.
@brooke Under the circumstances that may qualify as unfun police
Were Randy Snails on the bingo card?
Oh my God she just broke the fourth wall. #Monsterdon
So this is a musical. Damn and blast.
Curse ye British singing strumpets!
#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan
You can definitely tell here which shots are original film and which were recovered from video, there's a marked difference in picture quality #Monsterdon
ok wow, that earlier warning this week about the nudity wasn't kidding
going to be too distracted trying to parse what would be a real belief in this region and what is movie mishmashing. aphrodite? would that be the god in scotland? #monsterdon
They sure know how to have a good time on Summer Isle!
That door is more like naughty pine. #Monsterdon
@chirpbirb #Monsterdon #TheWickerMan1973 They are the beans of a furry
@chirpbirb I like to think they left the hook and outline there to mess with him. #monsterdon
What happened to those beeeeeeeaaaaaans #Monsterdon
This establishment is an off the books BareBnB #monsterdon
this is a daring music video for 1973. #monsterdon
????????????? Even Mom isn't remembering this part #monsterdon #thewickerman1973
So was he praying to see more tiddy or praying to not get sent to horny jail? #monsterdon
this song has haunted me ever since i first saw the movie almost ten years ago
#monsterdon is this a sex cult? ๐ lol.
Barman does have such a lovely daughter. #monsterdon
@strangefour@retro.pizza I think it's a dress rehearsal, or should I say, undress rehearsal.
#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan
In the days before Tinder, this is what you had to do to get laid. #monsterdon
โDonโt mind me, Iโm just taking a break from the orgy to weep at a graveโ #monsterdon
Wasn't expecting a musical. #monsterdon #wickerman73
this lady nows how to be annoyng on the other bedroom
#monsterdon
OMINOUS MISSING PAINTING
If I were a lad about to pop my cherry it wouldn't help that the whole island was singing about it below
also.... SEX SNAILS
#Monsterdon Preacher gives us the Christian take on the same sacrificial god theme. Iโm just saying.
let me ruin the mood here at this bar now because of this missing girl ๐ฎ
Okay I am censoring nudity here, but like that is a weirdly compelling haunting image.
Just a naked woman crying on a tombstone while other people are watering graves just feet away. We are going into arthouse weirdness.
I think I REALLY should have seen this movie ages ago.
#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan
And presenting Lord Summerisle
@SeaFury It is hosted by @Taweret !
(Although I often just search the #Monsterdon hashtag during Sunday to verify for myself.)
(my neighbor's obnoxious base is not helping this soundtrack.) #monsterdon
Hares Rule Everything Around Me (HREAM), is this anything? #Monsterdon
This may be the most "soft-core" #Monsterdon yet.
#Boobies
#TheWickerMan #Monsterdon Why is there a window between the rooms?
look any belief system that encourages wholesome public orgies has got to be the good guys, especially when the other belief system is represented exclusively by a cop #monsterdon
Whatโs this guy have against canned food?
HEY HEY HEY
BIM'S ON THE WAY #monsterdon #thewickerman1973
preacher cop has nothing on cop landlords
Why *don't* we do it in the road??
@RufusJCooter Same, I LOVE a good cozy sweater. #monsterdon
Cop walks into the inn and just shoves someone. Normal cop behavior.
#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan
Oh, and he's a High Church Anglican, okay #Monsterdon
I mean, to be fair we were warned to expect more nudity than usual for #Monsterdon but that came out of *nowhere*
Seriously considering relocating to a remote Scottish island just for the sweaters
Cop seemed remarkably nonplussed by the orgy. #Monsterdon
I know Iโm probably not supposed to be sympathizing with these dudes at the pub but I gotta respect their obvious distrust of this cop #Monsterdon
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Don't you just HATE all the people?
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"...well, there aren't any apples, so lets go get frisky in the park"
โNo, no, none of that! Iโl not have any silliness here! Itโs far too silly!โ
They wrote this part for Graham Chapman, but he was too busy filming Holy Grail at the time.
i don't think his notes are gonna be about how good the coffee is. #monsterdon
"Cheer up. Food isn't everything, you know." Sure, but it's kinda a sine qua non, you know?
#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan
[singing loudly] and i am VERY NOT ADR'd
#Monsterdon Everyone is served Sex on the Beach outside this pub.
Ah, nothing like some group outdoor sex.
Not even a "What's all this then?" from the bobby at the nocturnal orgy? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Huge foreshadowing. Also, afternoon delights. Early evening delights. Ok, mosquito baiting.
hooray hooray the first of may outdoor fucking starts
Been to both Lewis (and Harris) and Mull. Lewis is in the Outer Hebrides and it's one of the places that still has people who speak Scottish Gaelic. It also has one of the most evocative stone circles in Britain, the Callanish stones. Here are some of my pics. Much rather be sacrificed there than some boring place like Stonehenge (which isn't actually a henge).
Welcome to Howie's Kitchen Nightmares. "This bean is turquoise!" #Monsterdon
#monsterdon "From a can I suppose" Well, peaches DO come in a can, after all
a lot of these extras are NOT professionals lmfao
#monsterdon Um OK, wow they could have intercourse at home?
Broad beans must be for broads, don't eat 'em Sarge #monsterdon
oh my. #monsterdon
@aprilfollies Any mention of "green man" instantly reminds me of Charlie from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" and the mascot "Green Man" he created
rowan is actually her fursona
#monsterdon where's the cult shit at I wanna see that.
How confidently he walks, how blissfully ignorant of literally everything around him! #Monsterdon
@ramsey I could get on board with that movie
I want men to write songs about what a good lay I am, too.
#Monsterdon
tur-kwas!
Picture broke so we'll just leave up the hook and the weird faded paint. Honestly reminds me of the house I grew up in...
The bartender is thinking impure thoughts about pc ACAB #Monsterdon
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Oh and the missing girl is named Rowan! More Symbolism!
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net In a musical, you sing when your feelings are too big for you to speak. So... hard to say, really.
#Monsterdon #TheWickerMan
how many folks are watching the wicker man (1973) for the first time?
Boners, amirite
Bless his heart.
But if she isnt bothered, he should just chill out #monsterdon
Cop. Dude. _Don't interrupt the ceilidh_, that's just rude. I mean HONESTLY.
Walking into the tavern, they had a proper record-scratching moment when the officer walked in!
His official business is to kill everyone's buzz #monsterdon
rowan morrison, rowan atkinson, six of one...
This is just part of what the remake is missing
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#Monsterdon Creepy bartender at the Green Man. If this were set in Ireland Iโd make leprechaun jokes, but this is the Serious Type of Green Man.
You know, the kind that comes with raunchy songs about the landlords daughter.
Bar full a bawbags #Monsterdon