This always happens. Whenever I book a hotel room the people in the next room are singing and slapping the walls. #monsterdon

gotta love a good mouth harp

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@plaidtron3000
Neither was the cast when the director came in halfway through filming and said they were going to make a musical. During production, the director started to see that music was going to be a very important part of the film.

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The great rite

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Why's my orgy all snails and clothes? #Monsterdon

Cover your shame, sarge! #Monsterdon

What this room needs is a bunch of nice cuckoo clocks on the wall #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wicker Man (Prime Version): Excellent buzzing the camera there "Caught ya lookin' at me bum there!"

They're gonna have to windex both of those picture frames later. #Monsterdon

i like this incarnation of The Master, she's very good at it

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I believe she put a spell on you, Mr PC

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🎵 I put my hand on her knee And she says do you want to see?
I put my hand on her breast And she says do you want a kiss?
Gently, gently, gently Johnny, Gently, Johnny my jingaloe
I put my hand on her thigh And she says do you want to try?
I put my hand on her belly She says do you want to fill me?
Gently, gently, gently Johnny, Gently, Johnny my jingaloe
🎵
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it’s #monsterdon snail time 🐌

@chirpbirb YEP #monsterdon

@cargot_robbie "As God as my witness..."
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@NovaCora Ecstasy #monsterdon

There's naked folk singing? My folk singers are tediously clothed 😮‍💨 #Monsterdon

Hey macarena !

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Ahahahaha they're having spiritual sex through the wall #monsterdon #thewickerman1973

Ma'am! Your locally sourced fuckboi is here

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Heh, Howie's acting like she's trying to get him to try cocaine :P #Monsterdon

So, now, the sergeant is super religious and leads communion at his church, so now, he has to pray extremely hard after seeing naked people in the graveyard.

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@brooke Under the circumstances that may qualify as unfun police

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Were Randy Snails on the bingo card?

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Oh my God she just broke the fourth wall. #Monsterdon

So this is a musical. Damn and blast.
Curse ye British singing strumpets!
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You can definitely tell here which shots are original film and which were recovered from video, there's a marked difference in picture quality #Monsterdon

ok wow, that earlier warning this week about the nudity wasn't kidding

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going to be too distracted trying to parse what would be a real belief in this region and what is movie mishmashing. aphrodite? would that be the god in scotland? #monsterdon

They sure know how to have a good time on Summer Isle!

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That door is more like naughty pine. #Monsterdon

@chirpbirb #Monsterdon #TheWickerMan1973 They are the beans of a furry

@chirpbirb I like to think they left the hook and outline there to mess with him. #monsterdon

What happened to those beeeeeeeaaaaaans #Monsterdon

This establishment is an off the books BareBnB #monsterdon

this is a daring music video for 1973. #monsterdon

????????????? Even Mom isn't remembering this part #monsterdon #thewickerman1973

So was he praying to see more tiddy or praying to not get sent to horny jail? #monsterdon

this song has haunted me ever since i first saw the movie almost ten years ago

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#monsterdon is this a sex cult? 🙄 lol.

Barman does have such a lovely daughter. #monsterdon

@strangefour@retro.pizza I think it's a dress rehearsal, or should I say, undress rehearsal.

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In the days before Tinder, this is what you had to do to get laid. #monsterdon

“Don’t mind me, I’m just taking a break from the orgy to weep at a grave” #monsterdon

Wasn't expecting a musical. #monsterdon #wickerman73

this lady nows how to be annoyng on the other bedroom
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OMINOUS MISSING PAINTING

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#Monsterdon Preacher gives us the Christian take on the same sacrificial god theme. I’m just saying.

let me ruin the mood here at this bar now because of this missing girl 👮

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Okay I am censoring nudity here, but like that is a weirdly compelling haunting image.
Just a naked woman crying on a tombstone while other people are watering graves just feet away. We are going into arthouse weirdness.
I think I REALLY should have seen this movie ages ago.
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And presenting Lord Summerisle

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@SeaFury It is hosted by @Taweret !

(Although I often just search the #Monsterdon hashtag during Sunday to verify for myself.)

(my neighbor's obnoxious base is not helping this soundtrack.) #monsterdon

Hares Rule Everything Around Me (HREAM), is this anything? #Monsterdon

This may be the most "soft-core" #Monsterdon yet.
#Boobies

#TheWickerMan #Monsterdon Why is there a window between the rooms?

What’s this guy have against canned food?

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look any belief system that encourages wholesome public orgies has got to be the good guys, especially when the other belief system is represented exclusively by a cop #monsterdon

HEY HEY HEY

BIM'S ON THE WAY #monsterdon #thewickerman1973

preacher cop has nothing on cop landlords

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Why *don't* we do it in the road??

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@RufusJCooter Same, I LOVE a good cozy sweater. #monsterdon

Cop walks into the inn and just shoves someone. Normal cop behavior.

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Oh, and he's a High Church Anglican, okay #Monsterdon

I mean, to be fair we were warned to expect more nudity than usual for #Monsterdon but that came out of *nowhere*

Seriously considering relocating to a remote Scottish island just for the sweaters

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Cop seemed remarkably nonplussed by the orgy. #Monsterdon

I know I’m probably not supposed to be sympathizing with these dudes at the pub but I gotta respect their obvious distrust of this cop #Monsterdon

Don't you just HATE all the people?
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"...well, there aren't any apples, so lets go get frisky in the park"

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“No, no, none of that! I’l not have any silliness here! It’s far too silly!”

They wrote this part for Graham Chapman, but he was too busy filming Holy Grail at the time.

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i don't think his notes are gonna be about how good the coffee is. #monsterdon

"Cheer up. Food isn't everything, you know." Sure, but it's kinda a sine qua non, you know?

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[singing loudly] and i am VERY NOT ADR'd

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#Monsterdon Everyone is served Sex on the Beach outside this pub.

um

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Ah, nothing like some group outdoor sex.

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Not even a "What's all this then?" from the bobby at the nocturnal orgy? #Monsterdon

hooray hooray the first of may outdoor fucking starts

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Been to both Lewis (and Harris) and Mull. Lewis is in the Outer Hebrides and it's one of the places that still has people who speak Scottish Gaelic. It also has one of the most evocative stone circles in Britain, the Callanish stones. Here are some of my pics. Much rather be sacrificed there than some boring place like Stonehenge (which isn't actually a henge).

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Welcome to Howie's Kitchen Nightmares. "This bean is turquoise!" #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "From a can I suppose" Well, peaches DO come in a can, after all

a lot of these extras are NOT professionals lmfao

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#monsterdon Um OK, wow they could have intercourse at home?

Broad beans must be for broads, don't eat 'em Sarge #monsterdon

oh my. #monsterdon

@aprilfollies Any mention of "green man" instantly reminds me of Charlie from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" and the mascot "Green Man" he created

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#monsterdon where's the cult shit at I wanna see that.

rowan is actually her fursona

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How confidently he walks, how blissfully ignorant of literally everything around him! #Monsterdon

@ramsey I could get on board with that movie

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I want men to write songs about what a good lay I am, too.
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tur-kwas!

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Picture broke so we'll just leave up the hook and the weird faded paint. Honestly reminds me of the house I grew up in...

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The bartender is thinking impure thoughts about pc ACAB #Monsterdon

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Oh and the missing girl is named Rowan! More Symbolism!

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net In a musical, you sing when your feelings are too big for you to speak. So... hard to say, really.

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how many folks are watching the wicker man (1973) for the first time?

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Boners, amirite

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Bless his heart.
But if she isnt bothered, he should just chill out #monsterdon