Oh my god, it's the infamous Britt Eklund Butt Double Sexy Dance #Monsterdon

Some of these folks were in The Shining, weren't they.

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Barging in and having a good rummage around, like a good cop 9_9 #Monsterdon

Ah, a nice big cauldron of steaming tar

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The plane won’t start. What are the chances? #Monsterdon

jeez, dude, knock will ya! #monsterdon

mud-lerr

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He's been told, many times now, to go back to the main land. #monsterdon #TheWickerMan

My mom, after he knocks the fucking dolls off the bed "IT'S A FUCKING MADHOUSE" #monsterdon #wickerman73

Oh last year's harvest must have fail because... well I'm sure it's not something that the cop possesses. That would just be an unlikely coincidence. I'm sure.
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Ah, culture clash :D #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon that little shit.
I want to adopt her.

1973 cat girls for harris

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"You could maybe get old sam to row you out"

Is a big "FUCK YOU" to the copper, love it!

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theses masks are sure scary!
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So I think I may have missed something, who reported Rowan as missing? #Monsterdon

Got to give em credit: looks like a fun party #monsterdon

Scottish catgirls.

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#Monsterdon I’ve never been to a Scottish fair, so I can’t say if this is representative. It would look just fine at our local Renfest, though.

May day! May day! #Monsterdon

kids carrying death out of the village is extremely wholesome. they're carrying it out not in whats the problem #monsterdon

she has a NICE butt

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"Cake or death?"

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Those god names are totally made up.

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for a policeman he is being very rude to read aloud.
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Don't eat the baby cake

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And with a good harvest, maybe next year we can afford to give Nuada pupils. #Monsterdon

hail the queen of may! #monsterdon

is he FALLING to TEMPTATION? 👀

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Summersisle understands complementary colors, swag king

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These masks aren’t frightening at all. I’m just not planning on sleeping tonight.

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Three O'Clock. The Green Dome.

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actual bagpipes. movie +3 points #monsterdon

"Good morning Sergeant, how are the blue balls!"
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One of the best parts of this film is how there's only one moment... ONE where the cop actually knows what's going on. And it's a dooozy. #monsterdon #TheWickerMan

Worst high-speed chase ever. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh, my plane has been sabotaged, I’ll go investigate the hostile islanders some more. This cop has NO survival instincts.

I'm sorry these holidays sound far more enjoyable then Christian holidays (especially if you strip out the less Christian elements)
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there is SO much nudity in this film lmfao

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#monsterdon 55 minutes in we see that Donnie Darko is in fact part of the Wicker Man Universe. Also Christian Copper is just one big fucking pill isn't he.

“You know, when you said ‘let’s bang’, I kinda assumed you meant something other than wall slapping” #monsterdon

This dress represents my high score on Tetris. #Monsterdon

This suddenly feels a lot like Zardoz. STAY INSIDE MY AURA. #monsterdon #wickerman73

Heh - apparently a difference it the cuts here. Some of y'all are on the next morning while I'm watching the cop trying very hard not to have sex through a wall.

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#Monsterdon Which mask do you think I would wear? #TheWickerMan

#monsterdon Im guessing he's the fool.

i could deal with the dubbing in of her voice, but the dubbing in of the slaps is too much #monsterdon

Been reading about mythology and religions since I was a kid. This movie is amazing and it is jarring that I didn't watch this soon enough. That wig doh... #monsterdon

chasing a may day horse through the streets, this feels like the end of The Prisoner. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Island Pagan Animals, stand and be counted!

I wonder if the innkeeper's daughter is trying to save the cop there. And I wonder if it would have worked.

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Of COURSE the plane doesn't work, Howie, YOU TOLD THEM YOU WERE GONNA LEAVE -_- #Monsterdon

@Taweret huge fan, please more folk music in everything #monsterdon

And now, time for a nude musical interlude

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The island's furries are great at sabotage.

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Nobody said anything about a furry convention on May Day. #monsterdon

@Ooze I feel like it should get them some bonus points if their sacrifice is actually named Rowan

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This isn't your grandparent's jazzercise!

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oh. so it /is/ actually a village for furries. poor guy really didn't know what he was getting into. #monsterdon

This is the most pent-up man in the entire history of the world.
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whelp furcon's back on

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Me at furry cons at 3am trying to get literally anyone to hook up with me #Monsterdon #WillowsSong

Yeah, my money's still on Howie getting eaten alive here. #Monsterdon

I’ll admit I do like this song. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Respectfully, officer, tonight seems like an exceptionally good night to convert to paganism.

We! Carry! Death! Out of the village! #monsterdon

Wait, is this Donnie Darko now? #monsterdon #wickerman73

That rabbit took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
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Don't think you can develop photos in white light...

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#Monsterdon Cop reads Pagan 101 Exposition to us so we get what’s in store for May Day.

Essentially "Broome, sweep out this trash" 😂

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Sorry, it's just you're internally reading very loudly. #Monsterdon

Carrying death out of the village, a very valuable skill indeed

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🎵 Heigh ho. Who is there? No one but me, my dear. Please come say, How do? The things I'll give to you. A stroke as gentle as a feather. (I'll catch a rainbow from the sky and tie the ends together)

Heigh ho. I am here. Am I not young and fair? Please come say, How do? The things I'll show to you. Would you have a wond'rous sight The midday sun at midnight?

Fair maid, white and red, Comb you smooth and stroke your head
(How a maid can milk a bull And every stroke a bucket full) 🎵
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(Another song hacked apart by the scene, sadly, ruins the meter)

The bulging codpiece on that Fool
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#monsterdon Prime Version of Wickerman (1973) 51:00: EastmanKodak would like to remind you to use your ektrachrome responsibly and to not take photographic evidence of your human sacrifices.

#monsterdon thats his toughest policing voice too

@davesdogmaggie That’s not *my* bag! #Monsterdon

Big CJ John Roberts energy from the copper

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Pubic library! #monsterdon #wickerman73

@steggy OMG, that's been wrinkling my brain this whole movie. Thank you for pointing out how I know this guy! #Monsterdon

[tosses hare] i found that in rowan morisson's grave

why are you THROWING EVIDENCE

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@CactuarJoe I think they didn't invent not telling your enemy exactly what you're going to do until 1975, but don't quote me on that

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#Monsterdon Cop: I’m going to tell my boss on all you heathens!

I don’t think he’s thought his cunning plan all the way through.

@trixter gods I know, right?

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poor bnuy 🐇

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Indulging in some B&E, eh Constable? #Monsterdon

Howie, nobody want to hear you talk about Jesus, this is why you don't have any friends #Monsterdon

Oh no Christopher Lee singing might just turn me a little straight #monsterdon

Grandfather Rasputin?
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i'm here for more Christopher Lee Private Concert please. #monsterdon

Damn Chrissy Lee, you have pipes #Monsterdon

again, you are threatening the way of life of an entire town right to their face, what do you think is going to happen to you. #monsterdon

thank god "pagan barbarity" isn't illegal anymore #monsterdon

If you have any questions you would like me to answer please @ me as there are too many posts on the tag for me to keep up with. #monsterdon

He got it good with the "fake biology". Again the contrast of "what seems more stupid? to be a fanatic or this?" #Monsterdon

as the subject of a nation I am personally much cooler than, i relate deeply to chris here #Monsterdon

@paco And right after he was granted permission.

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